Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Biden coughs into hand, signs The Great Tax Hike Bill, then shakes hands with his Comrades.

Looks like a Superspreader Event

They're Double Vaxxed and Double Boosted. They won't get Teh Coof! 👍

German monkeypox patient nose started to ROT because his undiagnosed HIV and syphilis left his immune system ravaged.

Daily Mail: German monkeypox patient whose nose started to ROT because his undiagnosed HIV and syphilis left his immune system ravaged.

A 40-year-old man from Germany went to his GP with a red spot on his nose.
 
After three days the nose had gone black and lesions appeared on his body.

He had never had an STI test before and doctors discovered he had HIV.

A monkeypox patient's nose started to rot in one of the most shocking cases documented in the current outbreak.

The 40-year-old man, from Germany, went to his GP with a red spot on his nose  which was initially dismissed as sunburn.

But within three days the skin on his nose started to die and turn black, leaving him with a painful, swollen scab.

Around the same time white pus-filled spots developed across his entire body, which were particularly bad on his penis and around his mouth.

A PCR test confirmed he was infected with monkeypox and he was taken to hospital and given a course of antiviral medication.

Further tests revealed the patient, who was not named, also had undiagnosed syphilis and HIV. He told medics he had never been tested for a sexually transmitted infection (STI) before.

The man was given drugs to treat the infections and the lesions dried out but his nose only 'partially improved'.

CDC's Epic and Quiet Reversals.

The brief overview: Steve Kirsch at Substack - CDC admits they were wrong about a huge safety problem by silently deleting the erroneous text.

What happens when the scientific evidence is so clear about the spike protein from the COVID vaccines remaining in your body that the CDC has to admit they were wrong?

They just delete the inaccurate statement and say nothing. Nothing!

The detailed story: Bad Cattitude at Substack - CDC (quietly) removes a massive claim on vaccine safety.

[T]his is a very big deal because the spike protein produced by these vaccines is FAR more dangerous in a great many ways than the spike from covid itself and this is even more true today when compared to more moderate variants like omicron.

[T]he vaccines are highly CG enriched and this is a strong reason to presume that having them linger around for long periods will increase the risk of, accelerate, or outright cause cancer, heart damage, and a number of other extreme ill effects.



Hit both links, especially the second one. 

Hey, Jab Addicts, you just keep "Trusting Teh Science!" They're "Experts!"

MoreStage 4 Cancers Taking Off Like Wildfire.

Jill Biden's case of Teh Coof: She has "cold-like" symptoms.

Yahoo "News" (Archived): Jill Biden tests positive for COVID-19.

[...] "during her regular testing cadence, the first lady began to develop cold-like symptoms..."

"Cold-like symptoms"?!? Symptoms indicative of, "a cold" ? How uncommon.

It's a good thing she's Double Vaxxed and Double Boosted.

Wednesday's Friday Morning Music Video

"Shame, Shame, Shame" by Shirley & Company, from 1974's Shame, Shame, Shame.

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Liz Cheney's brutal loss. Dems mourn. Conservatives Celebrate!



Venmo, PayPal, Cash Apps must report $600+ in business transactions to the IRS! Will get 1099 forms!

Thanks to Biden, Dems & RINOs!  🤣 🤣 🤣

Hogatha Cysty says: All you drag queens and go-go boys out there are finally going to get to pay your fair share in taxes, isn’t that great?

Liz Cheney CONCEDES!

Moments ago grabbed the screen cap from FOX News. 

Confirmed by Leni Riefenstahl's PBS.

Thank You, Wyoming! Ya did GOOD!

Another Trump-Endorsed candidate, Harriet Hageman, beats the incumbent RINO! The win-loss ratio for Trump Endorsed Candidates is now what...something like 102 to 7? Keep doing what you're doing RINOs!

Joe Biden to "isolate" until AFTER midterms?

 
...until after midterms!

Where are all those Dem candidates seeking the Biden Seal of Approval? Why...don't they want his endorsement and Biden right along side them on their campaigns?

His handlers crated this scenario in hopes of mitigating the Biden Endorsement Kiss of Death as the death knell for all Dem candidates. Lock him in the basement of his Rehoboth Beach home! Isolate him, Isolate him! 🤣

Double Vaxxed and Double Boosted Tamale Jill Biden has Teh Coof!

Breitbart: Double Vaccinated, Twice Boosted Jill Biden Tests Positive for Coronavirus Despite Isolating from Joe Biden.

The first lady’s office said that Jill Biden began developing “cold-like symptoms” on Monday evening and that a PCR test found she was positive for the virus.

“The first lady is double-vaccinated, twice boosted, and only experiencing mild symptoms,” the First Lady’s Communications Director Elizabeth Alexander said in a statement.

Who's she been hanging out with since she's been isolating from Joe? Hmmmmm...

She is experiencing, "mild symptoms."

 "It's a Pandemic of the Unvaccinated!"

You have ONLY ONE JOB today Wyoming. DO IT!

Townhall: New Poll Shows Liz Cheney Getting Absolutely Crushed (August 11,2022).

Breitbart: Poll - Harriet Hageman Maintains Huge 29-Point Lead over Liz Cheney (August 11, 2022).

One job...elect Harriet Hageman. 

That's all you have to do today.

Tuesday's Friday Morning Music Video

I shouldn't have to link to the name of the band or the name of this song. If you don't know, you have failed R&R Music History.

Monday, August 15, 2022

AG Garland took several weeks to deliberate over Trump Mar-A-Lago Raid that he originally didn't know about or approve but then said he did know and approved it.

WSJ (Archived): Merrick Garland Weighed Search of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago for Weeks.

Attorney General Merrick Garland deliberated for weeks over whether to approve the application for a warrant to search former President Donald Trump’s Florida home, people familiar with the matter said, a sign of his cautious approach that will be tested over coming months.

First we were told, presumably by The Adults In Charge, that the raid was a spectacular failure and Merrick didn't know about it or sign its approval.

THE NEXT DAY: Garland tells us he knew about the raid and approved it.

Which is it, Merrick?

DOJ asks judge to keep Trump raid affidavit sealed. Trump's passports confiscated.

Libs, RINOs and the UniParty are absolutely terrified of "Orange Man."

Libs, hope y'all have more than one pair:

Double Vaxxed and Double Boosted Lloyd Austin has Teh Coof! For the SECOND Time!

The Washington Times: Defense Secretary Austin tests positive for COVID for second time this year.

Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has tested positive for the COVID-19 virus for the second time this year, despite being fully vaccinated and receiving multiple booster shots.

The 69-year-old defense secretary said in a statement Monday that he is experiencing “mild symptoms” after testing positive. He will remain at home for the next five days in accordance with CDC guidelines, Pentagon officials said.

Austin's first infection was in January, 2022.


I dunno about you but...I am REALLY deeply troubled by this pandemic of the unvaccinated!

Double Vaxxed and Double Boosted Pfizer CEO Bourla has Teh Coof!

Western Journal (Archived): Pfizer CEO Announces He's Positive for COVID, Is 'Thankful to Have Received 4 Doses' of Vaccine.

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla announced Monday that he has tested positive for COVID-19 — and praised his company’s vaccines while announcing his diagnosis.

“I would like to let you know that I have tested positive for #COVID19. I am thankful to have received four doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, and I am feeling well while experiencing very mild symptoms. I am isolating and have started a course of Paxlovid,” he said in a series of tweets.

His symptoms are not, "mild," but, "very mild."


Monday's Friday Morning Music Video

"Run On" by Moby, from 1999's Play.

VJ Day.

History: VJ Day.

On August 14, 1945, it was announced that Japan had surrendered unconditionally to the Allies, effectively ending World War II. Since then, both August 14 and August 15 have been known as “Victoryover Japan Day,” or simply “V-J Day.” The term has also been used for September 2, 1945, when Japan’s formal surrender took place aboard the U.S.S. Missouri, anchored in Tokyo Bay.
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In a radio address in the early afternoon of August 15 (August 14 in the United States), Emperor Hirohito urged his people to accept the surrender, blaming the use of the “new and most cruel bomb” on Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the country’s defeat. “Should we continue to fight,” Hirohito declared, “it would not only result in the ultimate collapse and obliteration of the Japanese nation but would also lead to the total extinction of human civilization.”

Read more at the link.

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Indianapolis doesn't know what works to reduce gun violence.

The Conversation: Reducing gun violence: A complicated problem can’t be solved with just one approach, so Indianapolis is trying programs ranging from job skills to therapy to violence interrupters to find out what works.

The city is also trying many promising approaches to reducing violence that – if proven successful – could benefit other urban areas across the U.S.

 "To find out what works."

Enforcing existing gun laws and maximum prison time for crimes by those using guns are answers that somehow eludes this Indianapolis Think Tank. I'm going to guess there will be several studies, task forces and millions of dollars spent on the elusive solutions they seek.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! From the same link as above

U.S. cities, including Indianapolis, now have have until 2024 to tap into a comparatively large stream of federal funding for community-based violence intervention. That money was included in the $1.9 trillion stimulus package enacted in 2021.

Using these federal funds, the city is partnering with the Indianapolis Foundation to award grants totaling $45 million from 2022 through 2024 for local efforts to reduce gun violence.

Oh, Look! A Federal Gravy Train of Money! So it IS about teh money! No one saw that coming. No one.
 
Did someone say, "Grants?" Millions of dollars to Left-Wing PR agencies churning  out "guns are the problem" PSAs. Or maybe "studies" on issues such as, "Venues for Integrating Serial Killers Back Into Suburban Society."

Guess I'm old-fashioned. I like my violence interrupters like this: 

Klammala Harris issues another brave and profound Word Salad.


Sunday, again? Already?


Saturday, August 13, 2022

Militant Vegans FAFO.

The Telegraph (Archived): Restaurant scraps plant-based dishes after becoming fed up with ‘holier-than-thou’ vegans.

Isle of Wight eatery defends itself against ‘nasty’ and ‘bullying’ vegans who were furious that their diet was not catered for.

An award-winning cafe has at hit out at “holier-than-thou” vegan customers saying they shouldn’t have to adapt their menu to “suit” customers who don’t eat animal products.

The Kitchen at London House on the Isle of Wight went online to defend itself against “nasty” and “bullying” vegans who were outraged at their decision to refuse to cater to their diets.

Addressing its critics, it said: “If you want vegan food, go to a vegan restaurant.”

The popular high street restaurant in Ventnor said that though it used to serve some vegan food, they decided to stop because of a “militant minority” that spoilt it for the majority.
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[The Kitchen at London House posted on their Facebook page] "some nasty people have felt it’s their place and right to criticise this fact. Do you think that bullying someone is going to endear them to you? Is it going to make them rethink their decision…maybe I should? NO it does not!

We have in the past catered for vegans. Everything from Vegan cream teas, even had special Vegan bacon made so they could enjoy BLT’s amongst other things.

“We stopped. Why? Because we got fed up with the arrogant, ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude.”
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[Sally Cooper, the bistro owner] said, “We produce tasty, home-cooked food. We don’t want to cook plant burgers, pulses and beans. It’s not our food.”

She said that since her post she had received a call to the shop from a man who had called her a ‘disgusting, dreadful woman.
 
However, the overwhelming reaction had been supportive, she said.

It seems like the bistro went beyond the call of duty in providing vegan meal choices. They made Vegan bacon! (Wow is that an oxymoron). Vegan Bacon! And the VegaTards acted as selfish, privileged, indignant, petulant, little blobs of protoplasm.

Militant Vegans - like Militant Anyones - always ruin it for others. Good for you, Sally Cooper! I'm glad she didn't cave to the Militant Vegans.



Bay Area Lib is upset with student cell phone policy. The Sweet Liberal Tears of Unfathomable Sadness!

 
 
One school's new cell phone policy has gone viral after a mom posted about it Friday afternoon.

Dr. Racheal French (@DrRachaelF) said in a now viral tweet that her daughter's school released a new policy saying officials can read "any text messages between students, even after school hours."

"Nopity nope nope," she added to the tweet.
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One person responded to her initial tweet: "Why is there a need for children to have phones during the school day? They should be handed in at the start of the day and collected at home time. Simple. They need to be focused on their work not texting or playing games. Get ready for the world of work!"

Yep! Yep! Yeppity Yep! Get use to it, "Doctor." (She's not a real doctor, just like Tamale Jill Biden isn't a real doctor.) This is the liberal indoctrination you wanted for school kids, now you've got and you bitch about it? Too bad, Toots.

Liberal pain, whining and bitching. Music to my ears!

Clown President Zelensky wants more money from the West (aka USA).

Breitbart: Send Money: Ukraine Calls Again for More Funds, Arms, Munitions, Fighter Jets, to ‘Stop Russia’.

Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky on Thursday renewed his almost weekly call for Western nations to do more to help his besieged nation in its fight against invading Russian forces.

Financial donations remain a top priority closely followed by a call for advanced fighter jets and associated trainers.

“The sooner we stop Russia, the sooner we can feel safe,” Zelensky said while meeting defense leaders at a Denmark conference aimed at ensuring foreign supplies continue delivering weapons, training, and demining work in his country.

“We need armaments, munitions for our defense,” the leader added, speaking via a live link from Ukraine.
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As part of those millions in funds, Ukrainians will be provided with medical services, housing money, and “culturally and linguistically appropriate services.”

Oh, yeah, well...medical services and housing money. Since the U.S. is overflowing in those areas we have so much extra to fund a war that we have no business being involved in.

What up "Z"...ya need a new pair of high heels and latex slacks?

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Fuck off, Tiny Dancer. Find another way to fund your forever war. 

Friday, August 12, 2022

Libs now hating on their formerly beloved tech millionaire, Dem megadonor Steve Kirsch. What did he do?

He asserted that he doesn't trust The Coof "Vaccine." 

"REEEE! THE VACCINE IS SAFE and EFFECTIVE!"

Biz Pac Review: Fmr. Dem megadonor claims COVID vax killed ‘hundreds of thousands of Americans,’ leftist heads explode.

Leftist media outlets imploded over a former Democratic megadonor who appeared on Fox News Wednesday claiming that COVID vaccines have killed hundreds of thousands of Americans and injured millions more.
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[...] defiant anti-vaxxer and tech multi-millionaire Steve Kirsch, a disaffected former Democrat who contends the vaccines are deadly and is refusing to shut up about it. He has been permanently banned on Twitter over the subject.

It should be noted that Kirsch reportedly donated $20 million to the Democratic Party before deciding to exit stage left.

Brian Kilmeade, guest-hosting “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” asked, “When did the Democratic Party start going south with you?”

“Well, when they violated my trust,” Kirsch replied. “They told the agencies, the FDA, the CDC, the NIH, said these vaccines were safe and effective. And when I started seeing my friends die and be injured and I started looking at the data, there was no question this vaccine is the most dangerous vaccine ever created by man.

 
The Jabbies are addicted to their poison and the boosters. They will never admit, ever, that there are any side-effects associated with the Magic Pharma Mystery Oil. These people will adhere to Pharma's political narrative and never change. Not even as the first shovel full of dirt hits their grave or as the last bit of flesh turns to ashes during their cremation. 
 
Never in my life have I seen such hollow, cowering quislings. It's The Cult of The Vaccinated. They're scarier and more dangerous than zombies.
 

Woman takes out full-page newspaper ad to shame ‘filthy cheater’ husband.

NY Post: Woman takes out full-page newspaper ad to shame ‘filthy cheater’ husband.

A scorned wife has taken out a full-page advertisement in her local newspaper, publicly humiliating her husband for being a “dirty cheater.”

The woman, identified only as Jenny, expressed her rage in the Aug. 12 edition of the Australian paper Mackay and Whitsunday Life.

“Dear Steve, I hope you’re happy with her,” the ad, which was published in large font and capital letters, read. “Now the whole town will know what a filthy cheater you are. From Jenny. P.S. I bought this ad using your credit card.”

"I bought this ad using your credit card.” So...he got the points for frequent flier miles and cash back on purchases, then?

Friday's Morning Music Video

"Flying High Again" by Ozzy, from 1981's Diary of A Madman.

DOJ said yesterday AG Garland didn't sign raid on Mar A Lago. Today, Garland admitted he did sign.

AG Merrick Garland says he signed off on Trump search, denounces attacks on law enforcement.


Hot Air: Breaking: DOJ source calls raid a 'spectacular backfire,' claims AG Garland didn't approve it.

Garland refused to answer any questions, saying he needs to preserve the integrity of the investigation. Integrity? 🤣🤣🤣

Uncle Sam's Misguided Children: Mark of a Liar? Merrick Garland’s Refusal to Answer Questions.

Everyone in this administration, and the Never-Trumper hold-outs from the previous administration - and their supporters - pose a dangerous direct threat to our democracy. We can't believe anything these people say, they've never been trustworthy. They must be voted out, investigated and if charges proven, prosecuted and sentenced to life in prison. Every. Single. One. Left/Right/Indie/Libertarian/Dem/Rep/Other.

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Badass BOB O'Rourke says the, "Motherf...er," word! GASP! Shame on him! VIDEO!

Beta O'Rourke exaggerates "assault rifles". Person who knows better laughs, Beta replies, "It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it's not funny to me."

Until this point, don't the people listening to Beta in the clip look like they're hostages? They animate and thrive on their moment of expressing hatred. Why would anyone expect The Left to act differently?

No one is laughing at the deaths of Robb Elementary, Uvalde. The person laughed at his fearp0rn tactics and hyperbolic language used in describing a rifle.

But, hey, Bob - you couldn't stop from laughing during your presser three years ago after the El Paso Wal Mart shooting. Remember? Oh...Libs have short term memory. What was it you found so funny about that shooting, Bob?

JoJo, a "vaccinated" silverback gorilla, has now "died suddenly"—the second jabbed gorilla to die in captivity these last 3 months.

Substack by Mark Crispin Miller: JoJo, a "vaccinated" silverback gorilla in Chicago's Brookfield Zoo, has now "died suddenly"—the second jabbed gorilla to die in captivity these last 3 months.

The prior one, in a Texas zoo, died of "multiple organ failure"; and many other zoo animals also have died strangely since the "vaccination" drive began. So what about racehorses and police dogs?
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[JoJo] The silverback western lowland gorilla went into cardiac arrest during an emergency veterinary procedure prompted by an acute illness, according to the Chicago Zoological Society, which runs the suburban zoo.

Hit the link. Chimps, red pandas, a jaguar, three snow leopards have all died "suddenly". All the animals had one thing in common. It's a very sad story.

Depending on what sources you want to believe, either -

- every test animal guinea pig died from the covid vaccinations, 

- or not all of them died, 

- Pfizer stopped animal testing when all the test subjects died (or not),

-  covid 19 vaccines all pass bench mark animal studies (no second guesses on this one, it's "A Miracle"!)

- test ferrets all died after vaccination (or they didn't ),

 - and probably a few other contradictions I missed glancing at the results of DDG searching the words, "all vaccine test animals died".

IRS Deletes Job Posting Seeking Applicants Willing to ‘Use DEADLY FORCE.'

US 24 News: IRS Deletes Job Posting Seeking Applicants Willing to ‘Use DEADLY FORCE.'

Oh. The IRS means this recruitment ad?

Thursday's Friday Morning Music Video

"Always On The Run" by Lenny Kravitz, from 1991's Mama Said.

Nancy Pelosi's son, Paul Jr., was her "escourt" during her Asia trip.



She described her son as her "escort"? How lame! 🤣 Can only imagine the mockery from The Left had an octogenarian Republican woman referred to her adult son as her, "escort." He was there for more grifting and to help her use her walker so she doesn't faceplant when drunk.

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Justin Bieber triggers Rabbi. Jews outraged over sale of Hitler's watch. Jews silent when buyer is a European Jew.

 
Oy! Nobody expects The Spanish Inqui....... The Conference of European Rabbis! Holy Moshe!

Jill Stein, nice Sieg Heil.
 


Et Tu, Justin, eh? 🤣  Looks more like something out of Rammstein music video.

 

RT: Hitler’s watch sells for large sum.

A trove of Nazi artifacts offered by a US auctioneer – in defiance of Jewish groups that called for the sale to be canceled – generated millions of dollars in winning bids, including $1.1 million for Adolph Hitler’s swastika-engraved watch.
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The auction went ahead despite opposition from Jewish leaders, 34 of whom reportedly signed an open letter urging Alexander Historical Auctions not to sell the Hitler watch, which they called “abhorrent.”
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Critics were unconvinced. Author Aviva Klompas, a former head speechwriter at the Israeli mission to the United Nations, called the auction “utterly disgusting.”

Jewish Telegraphic Agency (Archived): Jewish buyer snags Hitler’s watch for $1.1M, according to Maryland auction house.

The watch sold for $1.1 million on the auction’s first day, and its buyer was a European Jew, the president of Alexander Historical Auctions, Bill Panagopulos, told the Washington Post. He declined to name the buyer.
 

I wonder if it was a straw buyer for György Schwartz aka Soros? It's not a stretch of the imagination to think of Soros looking at his wrist and admiring Hitler's watch, showing it off to others while thinking, "Mein Adolf...", is it?

Political Insider: Interview About World War II Proves George Soros Has No Heart. 

  “My understanding is that you went out with this protector of yours who swore that you were his adopted godson,” Kroft said.

    “Yes, yes,” Soros answered.

    “Went out, in fact, and helped in the confiscation of property from the Jews,” Kroft continued.

   That’s right. Yes,” Soros responded.

    “I mean, that sounds like an experience that would send lots of people to the psychiatric couch for many, many years. Was it difficult?” Kroft asked.

    Not, not at all.  Not at all,” a smiling Soros said.

     He was then asked if there were any feelings of guilt. “No,” Soros responded.

DOJ now says Mar A Lago raid a "spectacular backfire", Merrick Garland didn't approve it and based on anonymous source.

Hot Air: Breaking: DOJ source calls raid a 'spectacular backfire,' claims AG Garland didn't approve it.

It seems the DOJ has decided to leak an explanation of their decision to use a search warrant in this case. Newsweek just published an exclusive report based on anonymous DOJ sources which claims the FBI had a confidential source at Mar-a-Lago, one who informed them that Trump was hiding documents and even specified where they could be found.
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According to Newsweek’s sources, this was purely about documents sought by the National Archives and “had nothing to do with the January 6 investigation.”
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[...] DOJ sources are now feeling a lot of pressure, enough that they are a) trying to explain themselves and b) blaming the “spectacular backfire” on the FBI and the US Attorney while trying to insulate AG Garland from the blowback.

Well, this ploy deflated quickly. What false accusation is next, Libbies? That Trump said he's The Living Christ?

Does this work?

Before I put any effort into it. Anyone try it? Is it successful? TIA! 

Well, Miss Cortez...have you obtained "lots" of answers?

Three years ago today, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

So, Meeeeez Cortez...? "Answers" ?

Nah, she just moved on to the newest, shiny bouncing blue ball.

8.5% = 0% !


I guess Leni Riefenstahl's U.S. Ministry of Propaganda didn't get the memo:

 
Consumer prices jumped 8.5% in July compared with a year earlier, the government said Wednesday, down from a 9.1% year-over-year jump in June.

Wednesday's Friday Morning Music Video

"She Won't Dance With Me" by Rod Stewart, from 1980's Foolish Behaviour.

We move onwards from "Florida Man" and "Florida Woman" to "Florida Couple", ages 65 and 61, attacking a 36-year old snorkeler for being, "too close to their home."

NBC 6 South Florida News (Archived): Couple Arrested After Allegedly Beating Snorkeler Swimming Near Marathon Home.

Couple Arrested After Allegedly Beating Snorkeler Swimming Near Marathon Home.

Paulo De Oliveira, 65, and his wife Katia, 61, were arrested Sunday and charged with both aggravated battery and simple battery.

A Florida Keys couple was arrested this weekend after allegedly attacking and beating a snorkeler following a dispute over how close he was to their home.

Paulo De Oliveira, 65, and his wife Katia, 61, were arrested Sunday and charged with both aggravated battery and simple battery.

The Monroe County Sheriff's Office said deputies were called to the couple's Marathon home around 1:30 p.m. regarding the incident. The victim, a 36-year-old man from St. Petersburg, told deputies he was snorkeling close to the dock of the couple home when an argument began.

He said the couple beat him with a pole and fishing rod, causing him to bleed profusely from his head. The victim was taken to Fisherman's Hospital, where his condition and identity were not released.

"You're too close to our home!" WTF? Does their house sit within 3 inches of some  body of water that's deep enough for snorkeling?