Of course this is 99.9999999% fake news and/or satire. Like CNN would REALLY report or cover a story like this? 🤣
But we really never know for sure, do we? I mean, MSM taught us that just because news is fake doesn't mean it can't be true. Right?
Heck, that video of prostitutes peeing on a bed Obama slept in that Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuutin uses to blackmail Trump will surface any day now...any day...
Secret Service head Kimberly Cheatle confirms she will testify before the House Oversight Committee as calls mount for her to resign from her post following Saturday’s near-fatal security failure that nearly claimed the life of President Trump.
Whether Cheatle resigns or digs her heels in, if she testifies, does anyone really think she'll provide any real details? Instead, she'll fall-back on the, "I can't answer that without compromising the integrity of the Secret Service Agency." What integrity is there to compromise? ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
Another Epic, or deliberate, failure during the timeline of the Biden Cabal where no one faces consequences. If she resigns, she'll get a well-paying job with a securities firm.
SOTN: Mossad (Ishrael) behind Trump assassination attempt.
Everything you read below points to MOSSAD having staged this false flag assassination attempt hoax in order to get Trump elected and to keep him on a very short leash once he’s in the Oval Office.
What better way to knock the news cycle off Netanyahu's genocide of the Palestinians and the total destruction of Gaza? It makes total sense. Read the link.
If you think this possibility is far-fetched, let me remind you of The Lavon Affair.
Look at the wording of the initial headlines on the assassination attempt. The MSM refused to acknowledge it was an assassination attempt and we know who controls the media:
Will pose this question again: How many Americans, with dual-citizenship, are members of Israel's Knesset? ZERO.
ADDED: New/Most recent info after the Pagebreak ⏬
On Biden:
"WE BEAT MEDICARE!" WUT? 🤣
I guess amphetamines don't always work. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ Who knew? Good Grief, Biden looked like he walked out of the embalmer's room. Pale, stiff and casket-ready. Sounded like shit, hoarse, dazed, confused, tired, mumbled, occasional staring into space Trippin' Balls. This is the best he could do after 7 days of prep?
The moments Biden appeared most alert was when Trump was talking and it was double-screen showing both candidates. I think Biden was "wired", signaling someone electronically. He touched his face and nose often, and reaching up by his ear as if sending an SOS hand signal. Then he'd start writing notes, as if receiving rebuttal talking points from his Controller via an earpiece. Thus the obvious,"Write it and say it like this Joe, 'Number One...Number Two...Number Three.'"
"That fact of the matter is...the fact of the matter is...Number one...Number Two...The...uh...I, uh, and by the way...by the way...and, uh, Guess What...I tell you what, Guess what...I tell you what...the fact of the matter is. Winnie The Pooh and juice box time now?" A rambling, word salad from someone who should reside in a Memory Care Unit.
And in golf Biden says he's, "a six handicap." Yeeeeaaaahhhh. Sure.
On Trump:
I don't agree with every policy he has. I don't agree with anyone 100% (well, only the wife - I say I agree but she knows when I'm lying).
Did you catch when Trump called Biden, "Brandon"? LMAO!
Are you better off now than you were four years ago? Do you enjoy paying 2-4X more on practically everything? How can you not support Trump?
Today I noticed that in our neighborhood, overnight, at the best price station, a gallon of gas increased from $3.04 to $3.39.
A bit repetitive on some issues but Trump had no choice but to do that in order to combat the continual accusations that have been debunked that Biden kept alleging. imho Trump turned in a fine performance.
ABC Post Debate analysts, including Liberal Lapdogs anchor David Muir and DC Reporter Jonathan Karl shredded Biden's performance. Karl indicating Dems in both DC and the DNC are in a state of shock, panic and disarray over Biden's abysmal performance.
Politico: Dems freak out over Biden's debate performance: 'Biden is toast'.
What are your thoughts?
Another week off for the most-vacationed p(Resident) to be installed in the White House. Over 50 years in politics, a self-declared high IQ and top-of-the-class graduate from law school (both lies), and infamous globe trotting pants shatter and he has to prepare for a presidential debate? Senile old fuck.
Biden IS (as I'm always happy to point out), the first occupant of the White House who flunked Third Grade. Be honest Joe, you ate and liked that white, thick paste, didn't you? 🤣
Then there's Trump, who can, for 2+ hours, speak extemporaneously. He needs no notes, little prep.
The Biden campaign originally insisted the debate be, "sit-down," not standing.
Too bad Joe. The agreed upon manner of debate will be standing at uniform podiums.
USA McPaper: Will Biden and Trump be sitting or standing for CNN presidential debate?
In CNN’s agreed-upon rules for their 90-minute debate, “both candidates agreed to appear at a uniform podium,” and a coin flip will decide their podium positions.
Biden Admin now spinning that they NEVER asked that candidates be seated because Corpse Biden is incapable of standing for 90 minutes. "It's a lie! Everything anyone says unflattering about Biden is a lie," the typical gaslighting from the dreadful occupants of the White House.
If during the debate One Neuron Joe "freezes," collapses, wanders off or melts down - let him Donald. Let the debate moderators deal with it.
You can bet there's a 6-10 second broadcast delay so that if Dementia Man craters and goes blank, it won't be televised. Social Media will obtain it though, and the video will be viral. "Cheap Deep Fake," will be the defense from the liars in charge.
Biden also needs to be checked to make sure that he's not wearing a secret ear-piece and wire like he did four years ago.
How often has Biden said he'll debate Donald Trump any place, anywhere? OK then. Trump proposed 4-5 debates. NOPE! So far Biden will commit to only two. Watch'cha 'fraid of Mister Freeze?
Axios: Trump campaign hauls in $35M, says it broke fundraising record after conviction.
Former President Trump's campaign said Friday that it had a $34.8 million windfall after he was convicted of 34 felonies in his New York hush money trial.
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Driving the news: Trump's campaign said it was "overwhelmed" with support "minutes" after the guilty verdict was announced.
It claimed 29.7% of the contributors were brand new donors to the WinRed platform.
Reuters: Some young people see Trump as an answer to their economic woes.
For Democratic incumbent Joe Biden, who overwhelmingly won the youth vote in 2020, an erosion of his support among young voters could potentially dampen his hopes of a second term.
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There are also signs young people are slowly warming to the Republican Party, despite Biden's efforts to keep them on side by trying to cancel student debt, expand affordable housing and reverse curbs on abortion rights.
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"I make decent money and I can't afford a home on the salary I make now," said Steve Wendt, 26, a security guard at a nearby hospital.
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"I don't really like what we are doing with Ukraine," [Collin Crego, 19] said. "When I hear him (Trump) talk, he's very patriotic, very 'America First' and I like that."
Citizen Watch Report: The Jury was not allowed to see these E. Jean Carroll messages to DJT.
The dress she claimed she was wearing when Trump "assaulted" her didn't exist at the time.
Breitbart: Dress E. Jean Carroll Claims She Wore During Trump Assault Did Not Exist at the Time.
Trump Attorney Boris Epshteyn told reporters, “She said, this is the dress I wore in 1994. They went back, they checked. The dress wasn’t even made in 1994.”
[.]The problem is that New York Times Fact Checkers found the dress wasn’t even made by Donna Karan until long after 1994[.]
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Further, Carroll is financially backed by LinkedIn cofounder Reid Hoffman, who has admitted to visiting convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s private island, more commonly known as “Pedophile Island.”
Many years ago it was Cindy Sheehan. Then it was Christine Blasey Ford. Ms. Carroll is the Left's current Victim Du Jour.
I'm still waiting for that pee tape!
AP (Yahoo): Ron DeSantis ends his struggling presidential bid before New Hampshire and endorses Donald Trump.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis suspended his Republican presidential campaign Sunday on the eve of the New Hampshire primary and endorsed Donald Trump, ending a White House bid that failed to meet expectations that he would emerge as a serious challenger to the former president.
“It’s clear to me that a majority of Republican primary voters want to give Donald Trump another chance," he said in a video posted on X, formerly known as Twitter. New Hampshire's first-in-the-nation primary comes Tuesday.
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And now, DeSantis’ political future is in question after suspending his presidential bid after just one voting contest. The 45-year-old is term limited as Florida governor.
It was just 48 hours ago - Friday, January 19, 2024 - DeSantis said he's, the only candidate who’s not running a ‘basement campaign’.
Good. Now I don't have to edit or proofread any Draft posts in the hopper I had why voters shouldn't support Jeb D.
National File: Ex-DeSantis Spokesman Admits ‘Only Trump Can Save America’.
“I was wrong,” former Trump adviser turned Never Back Down PAC spokesman Steve Cortes, who stepped down from the pro-DeSantis PAC back in October[.]
His full letter (via Real Clear Politics) Archived.
Those of us who backed Ron DeSantis – or the other Republican candidates – should read the room. Former President Trump winnowed the field effortlessly and then crushed the remaining three candidates in Iowa. He leads in the polls everywhere else. It is time to coalesce and unite behind the clear preference of the GOP grassroots, Donald John Trump.
"Election interference." BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAA! Bill Mitchell, hook up with Never Trumper Nimarata-supporter Neocon Rabbi Bill Kristol. The two of you can 69 console each other.
There's plenty of Trump policy I dislike. But he was the right candidate in 2016, 2020 and again in 2024.
2-minute video from DJT at RSBN: President Trump’s Response to the State of the Union 2023.
Yep!
Cap'n Diaper: "5 Vietnam military deferments for asthma" and flunked third grade.
Breitbart: Biden Admits Classified Documents Found in His Garage Next to Corvette.
President Joe Biden confirmed Thursday classified documents were discovered in his garage at his Delaware home, but did not explain why.
“By the way, the Corvette is in a locked garage. OK? It’s not like they’re sitting out in the street,” he said when asked by reporters about the revelation of a second group of classified documents found at his home in Wilmington, Delaware.
Yahoo News (Exclusive! 🤣): An intel analyst tried to prevent the Jan. 6 attack — but DHS failed to act.
On Dec. 20, 2020, a 21-year-old intelligence analyst went online to search for local Washington, D.C., fishing holes and stumbled upon the blueprint of a plot to storm the Capitol and execute members of Congress and law enforcement officers to prevent the certification of electoral votes to make Joe Biden the next president.
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There the analyst “witnessed upwards of 500 pages worth of potential threats to national security,” including people urging others — and discussing how — to smuggle illegal weapons into the nation’s capital and avoid detection by law enforcement. The DHS intelligence analyst also saw “discussion references of overthrowing the US Government by force/sparking a second civil war, and veiled credible threats of violence toward other US persons who were perceived enemies, specifically Members of Congress and other federal employees.”
“Like so many Americans l watched the events of January 6th, 2021 transpire — shocked, scared, and horrified; but for me there was a deeper connection to the event, I was one of the DHS intelligence officials charged with trying to prevent that day’s violence,” the intelligence analyst wrote in a four-page letter provided to inspector general investigators.
And...none of the people making these allegations have names.
Dem Clown Show. No one believes this.
While searching online for a fishing spot, I often stumble across blueprints plotting the overthrow of governments. This is common.
FOX News: Biden’s Secret Service rental vehicles burst into flames after he left Nantucket vacation.
President Biden's rented Secret Service vehicles burst into flames in a parking lot Monday, just one day after he left his Nantucket vacation.
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The Secret Service rented five vehicles from Hertz to carry the president and his family, and all five of them caught fire in the parking lot, according to footage first obtained by the Nantucket Current.
Footage shows firefighters spraying down the smoldering remains of one vehicle's engine block. The five vehicles included a Chevy Suburban, Ford Explorer, Infiniti QX80, Ford Expedition, and a Jeep Gladiator.
The vehicles were parked at the Nantucket airport and the blaze reportedly spread to just 40 feet away from the facility's jet fuel tanks. It is currently unknown what caused the fire. Fox News reached out to the White House for information, but they did not immediately respond.
Biden will blame these fires on his usual go-to perps: Trump, Putin or Climate Change. The truth is probably these vehicles did a self-sacrifice and self-combusted to cleanse themselves of Biden Cooties.
Here's a speculative response from an anonymous message board:
Biden molested three children in Nantucket over Thanksgiving.
Then the secret service torched Biden's cards [sic] (meant "cars") to hide the DNA evidence.
You can't make this stuff up.
Start looking at missing persons reports in the Nantucket area.
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November 30, 2022 UPDATE:
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