Top Notch Advice for Donald Trump for next week's debate with Joe Biden.

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Joe Biden said he remains “proud” of his son Hunter following his conviction on three felony gun charges.

Mediaite:  Joe Biden said he remains “proud” of his son Hunter Biden following his conviction on three felony gun charges.

Jill and I love our son, and we are so proud of the man he is today.

Most parents, ideally love their children unconditionally, although I know this isn't always the case. 

I do wonder if Joe and Tamale Jill are proud of seeing nekkid Hunter dragging a fleeing woman back to his hotel room?

Video: Mature Content. 

Not a peep from Screeching Liberals when democrats are abusive and violent to women. Maybe E. Jean Carroll should date Hunter?

That Magic D behind their name is the Lifelong Free Pass For Bad Behavior. Liberal Family Values, a standard unto their own.

And this: 

MSN: Democratic donors foot bill for first lady's first-class flights to be with Hunter Biden in court.

Dems won't dig into this story the way they dig into allegations that Clarence Thomas benefited from "donors". Magic D to the rescue!  

Who knew the Biden's were so destitute that they can't afford their own plane tickets? Why did Tamale Jill have to fly from Europe back to the U.S. and be present at all of Hunter's trial and fly back to Europe again? Do you think Hunter is plunging step-Mom Jill? It wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Hunter Biden: GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY on gun charges!

Breitbart: Jury Finds Hunter Biden Guilty of All Three Gun Charges.

A Delaware jury on Tuesday found Hunter Biden guilty on all three gun charges after only several hours of deliberating.

All three charges = felonies.

Sweet, Delicious, Unfathomable Schadenfreude; how great thou art.

Cocaine at U.S. Capitol Police HQ!

Just The News: US Capitol Police investigates bag of cocaine found at its headquarters.

The United States Capitol Police (USCP) launched an investigation on Wednesday, into a small bag of cocaine that was found inside of its headquarters early Wednesday afternoon.

The police department said the bag was found in a hallway of the police station, in an area that is heavily trafficked by employees and contractors. It comes after the Secret Service found cocaine in the White House last July, which was also found in an area that is highly trafficked and near the area visitors are asked to leave their cellphones as part of the West Wing tour. No suspect was ever identified.

"No suspect was ever identified." Funny that.

"Paging Hunter Biden. Please stop by the courtesy desk of the USCP 'Lost and Found.' We believe we recovered the item you reported."

Jill Biden visits Hunter High!

IJR: Jill Biden Becomes Victim of Poor Sign Placement During High School Visit in Utah.

[...] an image of her speaking behind a podium with the words “Hunter High” went viral on the social media platform X[.]
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This is priceless. Jill Biden speaking to kids at “Hunter High.” 

Shhhsh. Listen. Can you hear them: "This was a set-up!" Have they blamed this on alt-Right MAGA Trumpers yet? 🤣

The HunterBurger! Meth is the secret condiment!

News 19: Man arrested after meth found in hamburger.

The Lauderdale County [Alabama] Sheriff’s Office (LCSO) says a man was arrested Saturday after a traffic stop led to deputies making an interesting discovery….methamphetamine inside the man’s hamburger.
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According to the sheriff’s office, the deputies determined that Timothy Nolen, the driver of the vehicle, had a revoked license and the vehicle was impounded per regular policy.
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During the inventory of the vehicle, LCSO said that Nolen said he was hungry and just wanted to eat his hamburger. According to a statement by the sheriff’s office, however, when deputies checked the burger they found more than an all-beef patty on the toasted bun.

“Unfortunately, the burger contained more than lettuce and pickles,” LCSO said on social media. “Deputies retrieved a small bag of Methamphetamine.”

The sheriff’s office said after the find Nolen was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of a controlled substance, driving while revoked, and having a switched tag.

"I'm getting pulled over. The one place to hide my meth the cops won't search is my burger."  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Another suspicious weather balloon over U.S. airspace?

It appears to belong to Hunter Biden.

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Biden makes his entrance.

And my only question is, what drugs did they inject? He's fucking lit! 💡 

Will the medication sustain for over an hour?

Uh-Oh! Belgium has too much cocaine.

Daily Mail: Belgium has too much cocaine.

Belgium has too much cocaine: Police run out of incinerators to burn coke after seizing a record 100 tonnes this year.

Massive haul of drugs seized by Belgian police given nickname 'cocaine-berg'.
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Belgium has seized so much cocaine from smugglers operating through the port of Antwerp that it needs more incinerator space to destroy it, officials said Monday.

The massive police stash has been given the nickname the 'cocaine-berg,' with more than 100 tonnes on track to be amassed by the end of the year.

Authorities are concerned that depots used to store the drugs could become targets for robberies by powerful gangs seeking to recover their lucrative cargoes.

Antwerp is awash with drugs imported from South America, which are then transported across Europe. This is the moment customs discovered a stash of cocaine, part of 90 tonnes found last year.

Golly, that's A LOT of Blow!

How will Belgium dispose of it all?

It's smuggled from Columbia. Hit the link for images of the map and some clever ways the cartels are concealing it within other products.

Time for another "Florida Man" story: Florida man charged with DUI after driving scooter into Walmart shelves.

NY Post: Florida man charged with DUI after driving scooter into Walmart shelves.

Aaron Gregory, 39, was charged with a DUI after running into shelves and nearly mowing down Walmart customers in Melbourne, Florida.

Don’t drink and scoot!

A Florida man was charged with DUI for allegedly zipping around on a motorized shopping cart while wasted in a Walmart, according to police.

Aaron Gregory, 39, swerved through the store in Melbourne, ran into shelves and nearly mowed down customers on Sunday, WFTL reported, citing cops.

When police were called to the store, Gregory was allegedly hauling an open bottle of Smirnoff vodka inside a backpack in the basket of the scooter.

He had “glassy eyes,” smelled like alcohol, and refused to take a breathalyzer test, police said.

The boozehound on wheels was arrested for DUI, disorderly intoxication and possession of an open container.

I dunno, I'm suspicious. This could be a case of mistaken identity and the scooter driver may indeed have been Paul Pelosi, Sr.

Mister Whiskers, WHAT have you done with MY bong?!?

When a news story contains, "Florida man," you know it's going to be good.

FOX News (Archived): Florida man tries to outrun deputies on riding lawnmower.

A Florida man who evaded deputies earlier this year by escaping into a swamp was caught on Saturday after he tried to outrun law enforcement on a riding lawnmower, authorities said.

Dusty Mobley, 40, was located around 9:30 a.m. at a home on Pasco Broxson Circle in Holt, the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office said. He was wanted on warrants related to the theft of a $40,000 boat in January.

When Mobley spotted the deputies, the sheriff’s office said he switched a John Deere riding lawnmower "into high gear" and tried to flee the scene. Mobley was quickly apprehended after pursuing deputies tased [sic] him.

Mobley was taken into custody and found in possession of a revolver, a handcuff key and a pipe with suspected methamphetamine residue, deputies said.

"Mobley was taken into custody and found in possession of a revolver, a handcuff key and a pipe with suspected methamphetamine residue, deputies said." Who does he think he is...Hunter Biden?

Go Speed Racer, Go!

2nd Gentleman Douglas Emhoff (aka Mr. K. Harris) to lead US delegation to Bongbong Marcos’ inauguration.

Inquirer (Archived): 2nd Gentleman Douglas Emhoff to lead US delegation to Bongbong Marcos’ inauguration.

Don't really care about the story.

Just wanted to use the word BongBong. How often does a chance like that come around?

Today is National Teeth Whitening Day!

No, I'm not making this up.

Andrew Fahie, British Virgin Islands premier, arrested on cocaine-smuggling and money-laundering charges.

Politico: British Virgin Islands premier, arrested on cocaine-smuggling and money-laundering charges.

British Virgin Islands’ Premier Andrew Fahie was arrested Thursday on charges of conspiring to import cocaine and money laundering after a successful sting operation led by U.S. authorities.

Fahie, the elected head of government in the British overseas territory, was detained in Miami after agreeing to give agents posing as drug smugglers access to British Virgin Islands’ ports in exchange for $700,000 (€663,000).

Responding to the arrest, U.K. Foreign Secretary Liz Truss said she was “appalled by these serious allegations.”
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The British Virgin Islands government was already under investigation by the British government for organized crime, corruption, misuse of public funds and cronyism. In 2021, the U.K. set up a commission of inquiry into the allegations of misgovernance.
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At the time, Fahie denied government involvement in such activities, telling POLITICO they were “irresponsible.” “The inquiry has consumed the entire public service,” he added. “And so far, it has shown no proof of corruption in the BVI.”

Narco Sub carrying 12,000 pounds of cocaine busted by Coast Guard.

Hunter "Cokehead" Biden mourns the bust.

CNN: Coast Guard captures 'narco sub' carrying $165 million in cocaine.

The Coast Guard cutter Valiant seized a 'narco sub' carrying 12,000 pounds of cocaine worth over $165 million, according to a news release.
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The Coast Guard offloaded over 1,000 pounds of cocaine but had to leave the rest due to the questionable stability of the vessel.

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