Slides in, nice and tight.

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When a news story contains, "Florida man," you know it's going to be good.

FOX News (Archived): Florida man tries to outrun deputies on riding lawnmower.

A Florida man who evaded deputies earlier this year by escaping into a swamp was caught on Saturday after he tried to outrun law enforcement on a riding lawnmower, authorities said.

Dusty Mobley, 40, was located around 9:30 a.m. at a home on Pasco Broxson Circle in Holt, the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office said. He was wanted on warrants related to the theft of a $40,000 boat in January.

When Mobley spotted the deputies, the sheriff’s office said he switched a John Deere riding lawnmower "into high gear" and tried to flee the scene. Mobley was quickly apprehended after pursuing deputies tased [sic] him.

Mobley was taken into custody and found in possession of a revolver, a handcuff key and a pipe with suspected methamphetamine residue, deputies said.

"Mobley was taken into custody and found in possession of a revolver, a handcuff key and a pipe with suspected methamphetamine residue, deputies said." Who does he think he is...Hunter Biden?

Go Speed Racer, Go!

How not to lauch a boat.

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The sound effects of the tires squealing and the boat being hauled over the rocks kills me.