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Saturday, July 26, 2025
Tuesday, December 17, 2024
FAFO. From Arrogance to Screaming Little Bitch.
Because it's funny. 😎 Video Below the screen cap.
Volume Up! ⏬
"If y'all comply,
Ya won't cry."
Oh! Teh Drama! Heavy Over-Acting.
🤣
Tuesday, September 3, 2024
We lack gardening tools.
CBS: Philadelphia activist trying to make streets safer by forging guns into jewelry, art and tools.
Shane Claiborne, a Tennessee native, grew up around guns. But when he moved to North Philadelphia's Kensington neighborhood, he saw too many lives lost to gun violence. [Violence caused by guns or criminals with guns? There's a difference. - DD]
He felt he had to do something, so two years ago Claiborne opened RAWtools Philadelphia.
"My philosophy is any gun we can chop up makes the world a little safer," he said.
"It's mindboggling what people have," Claiborne said of the weapons collected by the shop. "We've had grenade launchers, Uzis, weapons of war."
A lifelong activist, Claiborne has been to warzones to advocate for nonviolence, but never thought he'd be fighting a war on his home front.
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"That was one of those wake up moments where our country was like never again, but then we let it happen again and again," he said.
After that, Claiborne joined the RAW effort, breaking down guns into jewelry, art and garden tools. On average, the group collects 1,000 guns a year.
He's been to "warzones." Tell us. Name them. The story doesn't identify which warzones, but I'd like to know if he's been to downtown Philly, Chicago, Baltimore, SF or LA late at night or the early AM.
Nor do "we" let it happen again and again. The revolving doors of courtrooms and judges who give lenient sentences or slaps on the wrist to repeat offenders allow this to happen. Don't allow people like Claiborne to paint law-abiding gun owners as the cause of gun violence because we're not.
The story refers to RAW. This is RAW.
These are some of RAW's board members and no, we're not surprised.
BTW - where do I git me a dozen or so of them grenade launchers?
Tuesday, August 6, 2024
Harris' VP pick Tim Walz. A man without shame.
Alpha News (archived): Walz says anti-parent teacher is ‘welcome in Minnesota’.
Gov. Tim Walz said a Florida teacher who believes parents have no rights in the public education system is “welcome” in Minnesota.
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[Florida teacher Jenna Barbee] is under investigation for violating Florida’s new law that bars teachers in Pre-K through eighth grade from instructing students on "sexual orientation and gender identity."
No matter the level of degeneracy or erasing parental rights, there is no low to which Walz won't sink to pander to the fringe, radical Left Wingnuts.
As an excuse during the "covid crisis", under the guise of "relieving phone calls to 911," Walz, using his "emergency powers act," initiated a "spy on and turn your neighbor in hotline" if too many people were gathering at your house or in your yard. ⏬
Post Bulletin (archived): Reports to 'stay at home' hotline flood in; Walz says it is needed to relieve 911 workers.
Minnesotans are nearly a week into a stay-at-home order aimed at limiting the spread of the coronavirus in Minnesota, and a hotline to report those congregating in large groups or failing to keep a sizable distance between themselves and others is generating hundreds of calls.
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The hotline came under fire this week, and Republican lawmakers over social media and in news releases called on Gov. Tim Walz to take down the hotline and email address used to report suspected violations of the order.
HEY! POST BULLETIN! Why'd you scrub your original story on this? Thank God for Archive. I DL'd the story to HD as well.
Looks like yet another case of interweb scrubberitis going on with all unfavorable stories on this miserable LeftTard.
^ Walz also exaggerates blatantly LIES about his leadership and rank in the NG.
⏬ Hey DUI Tim, like the AC/DC song says, "Have a Drink On Me." ⏬
96 MPH in a 55 MPH Zone!
Wednesday, June 19, 2024
Seattle considers hiring illegals as Law Enforcement Officers and lowering testing standard.
You can't make this stuff up! 🤣 Seattle! LMAO! SHOKKED I tell ya that Minneapolis, Chicago, NYC, SF or LA didn't beat them to it.
MSN: Illegal immigrant police could soon fill beleaguered ranks of blue city.
The Seattle Police Department will now be able to hire participants in the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals policy first introduced under the Obama administration.
The Spokesman: Seattle commission recommends against new test for police recruits.
Andrea Scheele, executive director of the Public Safety Civil Service Commission, concluded it was neither practical nor advisable for Seattle to use a new police recruitment test that has a higher rate of candidates who pass than the current test. The conclusion is likely to frustrate mayor’s office staff and council members who see the city’s current test as an obstacle to bringing in new recruits.
The test, according to the mayor and crew is, "an obstacle." The mayor's staff and council want the passing test score lowered from 90% to 70% ! 🤣 Yeah, lower the standards because, "Muh ocbastacle!"
Any visitor from the Seattle area who drops by, leave a comment on this. (It can be anonymous). What's the reaction from the general public to the mayor's proposal of hiring illegals for the PD?
Wednesday, May 15, 2024
A Not So Great Escape. FAFO.
Alleged criminal attempting to avoid arrest. Failed.
Saturday, April 27, 2024
Tim Walz doesn't know when not to say something.
Minnesota's Tubby Tyrant, Tim "DUI" Walz:
This Miserable Fat Fuck is one to talk.
- It's been long alleged (and there are people who know), years ago, while hunting and drunk, Walz shot and killed his own dog.
- As the leader of MN, (I refuse to call him "Governor"), into his second term, he's had at least two dogs (maybe more), each named "Scout" and no one know what happened to the prior "Scouts." There's never been two Scouts together, so where did the others go?
- His cat ran away from his residence, never to be found again. His cat got sick and tired of his shit and left. 🤣
- His premature exit from the MN NG in 2005 upon learning of deployment to Iraq. He ran away.
- His embellishment of his rank and accomplishments in the MN NG.
- Then there's his daughter, Hope, who once threatened to "beat-up" a MN State Senator. Hope also was tipping off the protesters, providing them inside info in advance of what law enforcement was planning, during the 2020 Minneapolis Summer of Love and Healing.
- It's alleged that his delay in activating the MN NG to counter the rioting and destruction in Minneapolis (and other areas) in 2020 is because he was too inebriated during the first three days of "civil unrest."
- Timmy bullied Twin Cities Public Television into deleting embarrassing video of his wife, Gwen. And TCPT happily obliged, squishy liberal worms they are.
- Here's Timmy's DUI; 96 in a 55 MPH:
How as a teacher, the most important lesson he taught is, "responsibility." (Ahem)...Nice Mug Shot DUI Tim!
- There are alleged claims that when asked to do a field sobriety test, Walz faked he had a hearing problem and couldn't understand the arresting officer's words. Yeah. Sure, Tim.
- Walz and his miserable democrat party have put MN in debt and continue spending. Businesses close, some relocate out of state, people retire and exit ASAP.
- Like Cuomo in New York, many elderly Minnesotans died alone because of his draconian covid restrictions in care homes or hospice.
- While running for reelection, he walked away and refused to answer a question from a voter and he calls rual MN the "land of rocks and cows."
- Running for his second term, Walz PROMISED tax rebates of $2,000 for families and $1,000 to individuals. After winning the election, with democrats the majority in the House and Senate, the amount was revised down to $520 for family and $260 to individuals. You see, the Minnesota Politburo needs the money more than you do.
This isn't anywhere a complete list of what a toady Walz is.
Sources for the allegations are easily searchable. Some are inside info, yet Walz has never denied them or has his family. They're all adult public figures, so short of defamation or libel (which none of this post contains), there's nothing they can do about it. I'll gladly strikeout any accusation that is proven demonstrably false. Good luck! The comment section is open.
While I wouldn't have done what Noem did, and I don't approve of what she did; Walz is the last person to throw stones at anyone else, on any issue.
Like other liberal states ruled by obese liberals, Minnesota is another Land of Fatmanistan.
Sunday, April 21, 2024
11 year old cracks home invader with a machete.
A black home invader told an 11 yr old to hide in the closet while he robbed the boy's home.
"He turned his back and I grabbed a machete and I went into the Livingroom, and hit him on the back of the head".
>> LINK
No, the link (video) doesn't contain any gore.
Wednesday, February 21, 2024
Biden's dog Commander is above the law.
NOLO: The "One-Bite" Rule for Dogs.
Find A Lawyer: What Is the 'One Bite Rule'?
24 biting incidents including one so bad WH tours had to be suspended in order to mop blood from the floor and another was a "severe open wound"?
This dog needs to be euthanized. You think your or my dog would be afforded or treated the same?
Tuesday, December 26, 2023
Pistol > Bear Spray.
The Gun Feed: Bear-Spraying Robber Says “Happy Holidays” Before Jewelry Store Owner Shoots Her.
GARDENDALE, AL – A jewelry store owner in Gardendale, Ala. (roughly 10 miles from Birmingham) shot a robber on Dec. 6, stopping the robbery attempt in its tracks.
In an interview with AL.com , store owner Jeff Dennis said that the robber – one Heather Denise Wright, 32 – blocked the door of Jeff Dennis Jewelers after she entered the store, alerting him to an incipient robbery and prompting him to draw his concealed pistol.
After blocking the door, Wright said, “Happy Holidays! I don’t want to hurt y’all, but I am,” and started hosing the inside of the store down with bear spray.
Owner Jeff Dennis feared for his safety and that of his employees. Once she started using the spray, he fired and struck Wright in the shoulder, causing her to drop her purse and scream for him to stop and flee the scene.
Dennis hit the store alarm, alerting authorities, and closed the store.
Wright was found later that day, after which she was arrested and taken into custody as well as to University of Alabama Hospital. Dennis said he found additional weapons in her purse, which was left at the scene.
Hit the link for the rest of the story.
I'm so entertained by the part where, after she's shot, she drops her purse and screams ,"stop!" 🤣 She's lucky she didn't get the full Rittenhouse.
I thought she wanted to rumble? If it'd be me, I'm not sure I wouldn't have reflexively pulled the trigger a second time just to be sure.
"Ow! You shot me in the shoulder. Stop!"
"Pew-Pew."
Story originally published at USA Carry.
The pistol caliber isn't stated.
Ahhhhhh...live, love, laugh. And pull the trigger. 🤣
Thursday, September 7, 2023
I TRIED to be 100% Chaotic Evil.
I retook the IDRlabs Moral Alignment Test.
In April I posted; Do you dare take the Moral Alignment Test?
My goal in taking the test again was scoring 100% Evil and Chaotic, intentionally.
I tried. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
* My actual score is Neutral Good, lest anyone think me evil or chaotic.
Wednesday, July 26, 2023
As you wait for justice and charges to be brought against anyone in the Biden Administration or his family to happen...
Sunday, July 23, 2023
The HunterBurger! Meth is the secret condiment!
News 19: Man arrested after meth found in hamburger.
The Lauderdale County [Alabama] Sheriff’s Office (LCSO) says a man was arrested Saturday after a traffic stop led to deputies making an interesting discovery….methamphetamine inside the man’s hamburger.
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According to the sheriff’s office, the deputies determined that Timothy Nolen, the driver of the vehicle, had a revoked license and the vehicle was impounded per regular policy.
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During the inventory of the vehicle, LCSO said that Nolen said he was hungry and just wanted to eat his hamburger. According to a statement by the sheriff’s office, however, when deputies checked the burger they found more than an all-beef patty on the toasted bun.
“Unfortunately, the burger contained more than lettuce and pickles,” LCSO said on social media. “Deputies retrieved a small bag of Methamphetamine.”
The sheriff’s office said after the find Nolen was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of a controlled substance, driving while revoked, and having a switched tag.
"I'm getting pulled over. The one place to hide my meth the cops won't search is my burger." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Saturday, April 22, 2023
Do you dare take the Moral Alignment Test?
How are you doing, morally, these days?
The test is 24 questions. It takes about a minute to complete.
You answer by using your cursor to slide the "white box" to the left or right for each question.
Sliding the white box all the way one way or the other is "strongly" agree or disagree. Sliding it part way is a basic "agree" or "disagree." You might be able to leave the box where it's at as a "neutral" response but I didn't try that. I answered each question with a slide one way or the other.
My score is "Neutral Good:"😎
Neutral Good:
Individuals who are Neutral Good are
directed by their still, small voice and commonly act unselfishly, with
just auxiliary respect for whether their activities are lawful or in
accordance with social assumptions or customs. Neutral Good people
generally approve of what is legal in that capacity and are not
naturally rebels, yet they have faith in assisting with thoughtfulness
and great deeds through whatever means appear to be important to them.
Encouraging great deeds by supporting coordinated society, if that is
what the situation prescribes, but jumping on the off chance to go
against the grain when this is what is needed. Neutral Good individuals
strike a balance between rebellion and order, with emphasis on one or
the other viewed as an impairment to the more prominent objective of
advancing genuine humanitarian aims across the planet.
Here's the link to the test: IDRlabs Moral Alignment Test.
Do you dare take it? 💪
Drop a comment. Any "Evil Chaotics" out there? 🤣
(link fixed)
Tuesday, December 27, 2022
Mall of America shooting Update.
MSN: Charging extension granted in MOA fatal shooting: "Evidence continues to be reviewed".
Johntae Hudson, 19, succumbed to his injuries after being shot inside the Nordstrom department store on Friday.
Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges says it appears there was a physical altercation prior to the shooting. ["It appears." ??? - WTF? - DD] Videos posted on social media show shoppers hiding in stores. Some videos show shoppers running for cover after a loud bang is heard. One bystander's coat was grazed by a bullet.
The day after the shooting, police announced five people were arrested in St. Louis Park in connection to the shooting. The individuals arrested include three 17-year-old boys and two 18-year-old men. They are being held on pending charges of second-degree murder, police said.
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"We know the how, we know the where, we know the what and we know the who. We don't know the why," Hodges said. [Does "why" need to be specifically articulated when someone is shot to death? - DD]
Gov. Tim Walz said after the shooting that the violence at the mall on Friday night was "absolutely unacceptable." He said he was in touch with local officials to provide support and resources.
This is the second lockdown Mall of America has gone on this year--shots fired outside the Nike store prompted a lockdown in August. On New Year's Eve of 2021, the mall went into lockdown after two people were shot on the third level of the mall.
Walz: "absolutely unacceptable." Mmm-huh. Way to go out on a limb there, Fat Man. This, from the guy who was...allegedly...too inebriated to make rational decisions and deploy the National Guard during the 2020 Floyd riots, mayhem, looting and the destruction/arson/burning of nearly 400 properties in Minneapolis.
More - KSTP: Police: Charging deadline extended for cases stemming from fatal Mall of America shooting.
According to police, a charging extension has been granted, meaning charges from the Hennepin County Attorney’s Office will be due at 12 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 28.
The charges must also be filed against all five suspects by that time.
As previously reported, five people – including three 17-year-olds – have been arrested. They have yet to be identified by police due to their age status as minors. Two others, 18-year-olds Taeshawn Wright and Deandre Depratto, are also suspected of playing a role in Friday’s shooting.
Police believe either Wright or Depratto pulled the trigger and killed 19-year-old Raymon Hudson of St. Paul at some point during a fight involving nine people in the mall’s Nordstrom store Friday evening.
No idea why one story refers to the decedent's first name as Johntae and the other story as Raymon. There aren't many reliable news sources in the Twin Cities.
Walz is a disaster. In everything. He is a successful boozehound. At least that's the chatter from inside the Governor's Mansion. Crack open another case of PBR you obese grifter.
Is attorney Ben Crump in town? Hmmmmm...probably not since it doesn't seem the shooter(s) is/are white.
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Saturday, December 24, 2022
Mall of America shooting update.
Boston.com: Police: 19-year-old killed in shooting at Mall of America.
BLOOMINGTON, Minn. (AP) — A teenager was killed during a shooting at the Mall of America on Friday that sent frightened customers at the nation’s largest shopping center racing into a lockdown just before the holiday weekend, police said.
Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said the victim was a 19-year-old man. A bystander’s jacket was also grazed by a bullet during the shooting at the mall’s Nordstrom location.
There appeared to be some type of altercation between two groups and at one point, someone pulled out a gun and shot the victim multiple times, the chief said. The entire incident lasted about 30 seconds.
Hodges urged the gunman and the others involved in the fight to turn themselves into police.
“We are going to catch you, we are going to lock you up and you are going to get an orange jumpsuit,” he said. “It’s just a matter of when it’s going to happen.”
"Groups" = Gangs?
Friday, December 23, 2022
Mall of America in lockdown after shooting.
(Breaking): KMSP: Mall of America shooting: One person shot Friday evening, police remain onsite.
The Mall of America is in lockdown after a shooting Friday evening.
FOX 9 confirms at least one person has been killed with two shot inside the mall. A large police presence remains onsite at Nordstrom.
Mall of America security confirms to FOX 9 that the mall remains in a lockdown.
FOX 9 crew is onsite and working to confirm details with authorities regarding a victim condition and suspect whereabouts.
This is a developing story. Check back for updates.
> > Continual updates at MN CRIME.
Saturday, November 19, 2022
HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO KYLE RITTENHOUSE! NOT GUILTY ON ALL!
Advisory: Sensitive Content:
Kyle Rittenhouse, Innocent of all charges on November 19, 2021!
Happy One Year Anniversary, Kyle!
Breitbart: Verdict: Kyle Rittenhouse Found Not Guilty on All Charges.
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| Kyle Rittenhouse |
Wisconsin Right Now: The criminal histories of Joseph Rosenbaum, Anthony Huber and Gaige Grosskreutz.
Rosenbaum: charged by a grand jury with 11 counts of child molestation and inappropriate sexual activity with children, including anal rape, masturbation, oral sex, and showing minors pornography. The victims were five boys ranging in age from nine to 11 years old. Rosenbaum also had open misdemeanor cases for battery (domestic abuse) and disorderly conduct (domestic abuse).
Huber: disorderly conduct conviction from 2018 as a domestic abuse repeater, Battery Misd. A Dismissed on Prosecutor’s Motion
Modifier: 939.62(1)(a) Repeater
Modifier: 968.075(1)(a) Domestic Abuse
2 947.01(1) Disorderly Conduct Misd. B Guilty Due to Guilty Plea
Modifier: 968.075(1)(a) Domestic Abuse
Modifier: 939.62(1)(a) Repeater
[A] case from 2012 with these charges: Use of a Dangerous Weapon, Domestic Abuse, Use of a Dangerous Weapon.
And rinse, repeat additional Domestic Abuse, Use of a Dangerous Weapon and again Domestic Abuse, Use of a Dangerous Weapon.
Grosskreutz: multiple dismissed cases, including a felony conviction that was expunged, second-offense drunk driving, a forfeiture case for not showing obedience to officers, as well as one for loud noises, affiliated with The People’s Revolution, the Milwaukee-area protest group. He was convicted of a criminal misdemeanor in 2016 for going armed with a firearm while intoxicated, accused of prowling by West Allis police. The police report accuses him of “lurking” in an area where police keep their private vehicles, videotaping them.
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| L-R: Grosskreutz, Huber, Rosenbaum |
Rittenhouse, the jury concluded, had reason to fear for his life and used self-defense accordinly. Verdict rendered. Case closed.
Below, the obligatory missing bicep shot of Grosskreutz.
Disclaimer: Ickyness factor: 🤣
"Dude, Where's My BiCep?"
Thursday, August 25, 2022
One-Punch KOs A Drunk Driver (Who Is Also A Politician) After The Man Kicks Officer In The Nuts In Romania! Girlfriend or wife screams like a banshee. Oh, Teh Hilarity!
WSHH: LINK.
Report claim that the 44-year-old was left with a “broken nose, head trauma and damage to his ear” after the fall, although doctors assessing his injuries decided against admitting him for surgery. The guy was later taken into custody and charged with assault of a police officer. He got 2-year suspended jail sentence. He also had to pay 7,000 euros in moral damages to the officer.





















