Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Saturday Night Memes.

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Monday, September 30, 2024

This Game Show -

- is too darn easy!

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Saturday, August 10, 2024

Saturday Night Cars, Trucks and Stuff.

Some retro cars, trucks. dogs, cats, retro other stuff and a few that are "Adultish/Mature" humor (and really, they're nothings), but since that . . . hence the ...

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Wednesday, June 5, 2024

Wednesday Night Memes.

Could you live in this Tiny House? While not claustrophobic, I don't think I could. I'd go "The Shining" stir crazy. Something 4X the size, I think I could handle.



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Sunday, February 25, 2024

Sunday Shortstack of Memes.

Easy, hopefully humorous to you and brief. Pagebreak only for space reasons. Nothing controversial. Well, not too controversial.

Because we trust Janet Yellen, right?

Probably not real, but I'd like to think it is:

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Monday, August 8, 2022

That "one" post about Schadenfreude, Cunts, Illnesses, Obesity and Obituaries.

I met Anthony Hopkins once and he was EXACTLY like the character Hannibal Lecter. Pure evil and violent. Of course this isn't true. He's nothing like Lecter.

For a tiny percentage of people who read this blog who somehow think I'm some rage-fueled monster, I'm not. For some bloggers and writers, it's the job of the author to be provocative and hyperbolic. The on-line presence here - what you read - it's all an act.

I take no pleasure, satisfaction or enjoyment in the illnesses, misfortunes or the deaths of others. The focus of this blog is simply to apply the same standard to Liberals that they apply to everyone else except themselves. I'm just holding a mirror up to the actions and words of zealous Libs and reflecting and applying their standards right back onto them.

The Schadenfreude: There is some Schadenfreude here. If you're a cautious reader you will realize this is solely directed at those who've climbed to the top of their soap box and lectured to others as to how they should live their lives. The double vaxxed and double boosted, who've spent years shaming others, that get covid? Yeah, I think it's hysterical when they get covid. They are the people who lectured the rest of us that if we got vaxxed, got boosted, wore masks...well, we wouldn't get covid. That it would only take "two weeks to flatten the curve," they told us. This ideology has proven itself wrong many times. 

Just scan the headlines for well known names (Biden, Fauci, celebrities) all of whom adhered to every covid protocol that exists and they still get covid. Yeah...I am going to poke fun at them and take some degree of Schadenfreude because they're hypocrites and liars.

Cunts: On this blog, I've called men, women and all the other pretend genders others believe in, "Cunts." I don't use it in a sexist manner. I never have. Being a "Cunt" has nothing to do with gender. It is, at least on this blog, the same as calling someone an asshole. The "Uppity Bitches" label is the same. I've used and applied it to men, women and all the other pretend-genders that people like to imagine exist.

Obituaries
: I have never taken pleasure in the death of anyone. This is entirely different from the quote, often mis-attributed to Mark Twain but is actually from Clarene Darrow that, "I have never wished for the death of any man. I have, however, read their obituaries with a great deal of satisfaction." I admit this; that there are obits that I have thoroughly enjoyed reading. It doesn't mean I take pleasure in their death or wished them death. It's just a good obituary that I find satisfying.

Obesity and Fatties: I'm not talking about people who are 20, 30 or even 50 pounds overweight. I'm talking about the gigantic blobs who are morbidly obese, like Michael Moore, Ana Fatvarro and other Fat Bastards whose problem likely isn't a "metabolic problem." They just can't put down the fork. I will Fat Shame theses these blobs until I blog no more. Nancy Pelosi called Donald Trump, "morbidly obese."  Trump maybe could shed a few pounds, but he's not morbidly obese. And people forget that more often than not, he's wearing a Kevlar vest under his shirt or suit coat. 

The only person I need to be true to is my Savior, and I am. 

"Well, Drake, do you think God and Jesus would approve of everything you write here?" Well, no, probably not "everything", but I think He would understand what's written here isn't from my heart. It's only politics.

"You make fun of peoples' names." Yep, I sure do. So does the Left. I'm taking my cue from them. When they stop doing this, I'll stop.

I hold the same standard and apply it to all; democrats and Liberal lunatics and republicans, RINOs and Conservatives. If you haven't noticed this, you aren't reading carefully. What's the standard, you ask: I have no patience for hypocrisy or lies from anyone, regardless of their political or cultural beliefs.

I take no pleasure or satisfaction if there are massive wildfires in California or New Mexico, or when other states are hit with natural and man-made disasters. When I use the "Not my problem" image...

...I do mean that...it's not my problem. No more or less than it's the problem of another state when Minnesota has a blizzard or spends weeks of sub-zero temperature in Winter. It's not my problem when California has an earthquake and it's not California's problem when Minnesota has wildfires or flooding.

No one knows the amount of comments that never get published and are rejected because the comment submitter is expressing pleasure over the misfortunes or deaths of others, or is happy that someone has been violently attacked. Those comments are marked as SPAM, deleted and the IP's blocked.

Liberal hypocrisy, (an oxymoron), is off the charts. One needs to look no further at the newfound love-fest The Left has for Dick Cheney, who they hated for the past 100 years. What changed? Oh...Dick said he doesn't like Trump. That's all The Left needs to hear to embrace their latest icon. No different from their relationship of hate/love/hate/love/hate of John Bolton.

This post probably could have been shorter. I hate editing and proofreading my own material. If you stayed with it and read it, Thank You. If not, that's also fine. "Walls Of Text" can be tasking.

If it's real, unadulterated hatred that you seek, the best place to find it is at blogs, sites and social media accounts belonging to Liberals.

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Thursday, April 7, 2022

‘Cracker Jill’ version of ‘Cracker Jack’ to promote women’s sports introduced from Pepsi.

NY Post: Pepsi unveils ‘Cracker Jill’ version of ‘Cracker Jack’ to promote women’s sports.

PepsiCo announced this week it is unveiling new characters named “Cracker Jill” as part of its “Cracker Jack” brand in an effort to promote the accomplishments of women in sports.

“After more than 125 years as one of sport’s most iconic snacks, Cracker Jack is adding a new face to its roster, with the introduction of Cracker Jill to celebrate the women who break down barriers in sports,” PepsiCo said in a press release announcing the new characters from Frito-Lay. “Tapping into the brand’s rich history with America’s favorite pastime, Cracker Jill™ comes to life through five different representations on a series of special-edition bags, which will be available at the start of this year’s baseball season in professional ballparks across the country and through a donation of $5 or more to the Women’s Sports Foundation.”

The company says it will be donating $200,000 to the nonprofit Women’s Sports Foundation to “help girls and women across the country reach their potential in sport and life.”
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The company also released a video of singer Normani belting out a “new spin” on the classic baseball melody “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”

“Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jill,” Normani sings. “No one can stop you if you have the will.”


Pepsi added that the team heading up the campaign is “fueled by powerful female and non-binary voices.”

This product seems sexist and part of the oppressive heteronormative patriarchy. I mean, where is TransJack?

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Car, pedal pub collision, 3rd Ave bridge in Minneapolis.

Image: KARE 11

MINNEAPOLIS — A car and a [pedal pub] collided on the 3rd Avenue Bridge in Minneapolis Saturday night.

The accident happened around 8:45 p.m.  A spokesperson with the Minneapolis Police Department says there were no serious injuries reported and the crash is being investigated as a traffic accident.

The crash backed up traffic on the bridge for a short time but cars are once again moving past the crash scene.
Glad there were no serious injuries. A combination of a bridge, a pedal pub, mixed with traffic and large, heavier vehicles. At night. What could possibly go wrong? Who could have seen this coming? I mean...it's Minneapolis...

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