Whatever habbened to Alien Spaceship 3I/ATLAS that maybe harbored "hostile forces" that...

 ...was supposed to hit earf December 2025? 

Short answer: Nothing. 🤣 

MotorBiscuit: ‘We Would Have Been Thrilled’: Scientists Confirm 3I/Atlas Is Not an Alien Spaceship. 

It is a comet. [Benjamin] Jacobson-Bell [of the University of California] acknowledged a few false alarms during the observations. The team later traced those signals back to Earth-based radio interference.  

CBC News: Most of the Epstein documents still haven't been released. What's going on? 

The Justice Department says there are two million more documents to be reviewed before releasing them. It said on Dec. 31 that it would take "a few more weeks" to go through them.

 

Saturday Night Memes.

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Largest solar storm in decades!

NPR: The largest solar storm in decades is slamming into the Earth.

The source of the solar storm is a cluster of sunspots on the sun's surface that is 17 times the diameter of the earth. The spots are filled with tangled magnetic fields that can act as slingshots, throwing huge quantities of charged particles [known as Coronal Mass Ejections] towards our planet.

If Comms are compromised, if Al Gore's SuperDuper Information Highway goes glitchy, if things go south, we'll know it was planned to coincide and that the solar storm is the false narrative. What better timing?

Odysseus fell and it can't get up!

Odysseus lander shown touching down on moon with broken leg.

ArsTechnia: Odysseus landed on the Moon without any altimetry data.

"You can say whatever you want to say," [The founder and chief executive of Intuitive Machines, Steve] Altemus said. "But from my perspective, this is an absolute success of a mission.
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...the engineering team received a blow, with the "top" of the lander now lying on the ground. A large solar panel on top of the vehicle was supposed to gather energy.
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... two [antennas] were sending back largely gibberish. It turns out that the muffled signal they were getting from those two antennas was bouncing off the surface of the Moon because the antennas were pointing downward.
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"We had no way to navigate in space," Altemus said.
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NASA is thrilled with Intuitive Machines' performance. 

 

Should've had Life Alert!

USA lambs on moom again!

Proof! Ackshual photos! 

Well played, Mr. Kubrick! Shot the sequel years before he was killed died.

 

India goes to the Moon!

Daily Mail: Watch the first EVER touchdown on the Moon's South Pole: Incredible video reveals the moment India's Chandrayaan-3 Rover rolled out onto the lunar surface.

India's NASA

 

Shortly after landing there was a 2-car race on the moon surface (Fact Check: True ✅): 

 

 ^ Actual Photo ^ Fact Check: True ✅

Driven by these guys (Fact Check: True ✅): 

Soon, threatening, evil space invaders appeared out of nowhere: 

But the drivers and everyone else high-tailed it, escaping the aliens.

A Happy Ending for All!

Aliens are here says Stanford prof.

News Australia: Stanford professor says aliens are ‘100 per cent’ on earth, US is ‘reverse-engineering downed UFOs’.

A Stanford professor who has researched unidentified aerial phenomena for the US government says he believes extraterrestrial intelligence has not only visited earth but “it’s been here a long time and it’s still here”.

Dr Garry Nolan also claimed that whistleblowers who have worked on “reverse-engineering downed craft” had recently given classified testimony to Congress, creating a “hornet’s nest in Washington”.
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During the session, moderator Alex Klokus, founder and managing partner of Salt Fund, asked Dr Nolan, “Do you believe that extraterrestrial intelligence has visited planet earth?”

“I think you can go a step further — it hasn’t just visited, it’s been here a long time and it’s still here,” Dr Nolan replied.

The CSM told us this long ago. 🤣

Airplane-Size SMOD, CEA: 761,000Mi/Km!

NASA: Asteroid 2023 HT6, due May 7; Closest Earth Approach 761,000 Mi|Km.

That's the nearest approach in a while for an Airplane-Size asteroid. Keep your fingers crossed!

5 SMODS missed us today.

Five SMODS today. FIVE!

All of them disappointing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  (Collective sigh and groaning.)

NASA's SMOD page may appear different than the above snap shot depending when you view it and when they update their site. It updates the closest five SMODs as they approach Earf.

And where are the aliens? They'll land moments after a global financial collapse. This, we do know.

Airplane-sized Asteroid to come within 510,000 miles of Earf on February 22.

NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory: Asteroid 2023 CM2.

NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory: Next Five Asteriods approaching Earf.

Of the next five near-earth asteroids, 2023 CM2 has the nearest approach. I'll take those odds!

2023 CM2, if you can read this, may I humbly ask that you aim for D.C.? Or Ukraine for my second choice.

Thank you!

Three Car-Size Asteroids approaching Earf on Jan. 27.

The asteroids are named: 2023BU, 2023BZ3 and BT3. Via:  The JPL/NASA.

2023BU approach, according to the site, will be within 6,190 of earf's orbit. The other two are a long way off.

Car-Sized. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... how disappointing. Well, could still be some excitement if one of the three hits, but that's not going to happen.😠

Except space.

Earth Sky: Roger Launius, now senior curator in the National Air and Space Museum’s Space History Division, discusses the belief that the moon landings never actually happened.

Asteroid 22 RQ, unfortunately, isn't slamming into Earf tomorrow.

DNA India News (Archived): Asteroid 22 RQ, almost as big as aircraft, headed towards Earth today, know how it will affect Earth.

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has revealed that a massive asteroid, almost equal to the size of an aircraft, is headed towards Earth today - September 13, 2022. The asteroid, 22 RQ, is already on its way to the Earth, travelling at an incredible speed of 49,536.
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[...] ...but it will miss[.]

Another disappointing SMOD tease. 😭

FIVE Asteroids will entirely miss hitting the Earth this weekend. Collective worldwide groan heard.

From Jet Propulsion Labratory.

Three are "airplane-size", one "building-size" and one "bus-size" asteroid will miss Earth this weekend. 

I'm not aware of any new category that would include a Lizzo-size asteroid.

Here's a fun site: Asteroid Damage Visualization Map.

On the Left-side column, select a city or zip code. Then select the size of the asteroid. 

I always select the largest one, the size of "the side length of two large cities." You can also input your own dimensions in the box below the pre-selected size options.

Then click "VIEW DAMAGE". Oh - it's so much fun!

Here's an example. I selected Denver because it's somewhat "center-nation". Then I selected the size of "the side length of two large cities."

And, BOOM, there it is!

Make sure to hover your cursor over the circular patterns (at the link, not the above image) to find out if you're in areas of instant death, buildings destroyed, flying fatal debris or if you're skin will melt off. Hours of family fun entertainment!

Asteroid the size of Statue of Liberty to skim past Earth tomorrow.

The Sun: New asteroid the size of Statue of Liberty to skim past Earth tomorrow, Nasa warns.

NASA has its eye on a large asteroid that's about to make a "close approach" to Earth.

Asteroid 2022 KV1 is predicted to be up to 328 feet wide and should skim past Earth tomorrow.

Its predicted size would make it larger than the Statue of Liberty.

New York's Statue of Liberty stands at 305 feet tall when you include the base.

An asteroid of this size could do some damage if it hit Earth but the space rock is expected to pass us from a safe distance. (Oh...how unfortunate and disappointing. - DD)

The larger asteroid should pass Earth from just over 2.6million miles away.

Another Asteroid to "skim past" Earth within days!

The Sun: ROCKY ROAD Huge asteroid three times size of blue whale to ‘skim past’ Earth within DAYS!

NASA is staying tuned for a huge space rock that's three times the size of a blue whale and it's about to skim past Earth.

Asteroid 2021 GT2 is passing close enough to make it on NASA's Earth Close Approaches tables.

The space agency estimates that the asteroid is between 121 and 272 feet wide.

In comparison, the average blue whale is around 70 feet long.

An asteroid of this size would cause some serious damage if it hit Earth. (More empty promises. - DD)
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The huge asteroid is expected to fly past on June 6.

Another Asteroid of Death heading towards Earth by Sunday. Promises...promises.

LiveMint: NASA warns of giant 1,600-feet asteroid heading towards earth by Sunday.

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has said that a giant space rock Asteroid 388945 (2008 TZ3) will make close approach to our planet at 2.48am on May 16. Space scientists have warned that a huge asteroid is heading towards the Earth.

Additionally, NASA has said that the asteroid is 1,608 feet wide. Just for reference, the iconic New York Empire State building stands at 1,454 feet. Interestingly, the asteroid is also larger than the Eiffel Tower. 

Dear Asteroid 388945 (2008 TZ3),

Please stop with the teasing. It's no longer funny.

Here are three locations, in no particular order, that I ask for you to aim:

Ukraine
Washington DC
Wilmington, DE

Thank you for your consideration. Godspeed.

Sweet asteroid of death once again fails to impress.

C|NET: Asteroid 2009 JF1 Won't Smack Into Earth on May 6.

...a space rock the size of the Great Pyramid may hit our planet on May 6, and even that an impact is "likely." That's the kind of message that can get your adrenaline pumping. But don't fear. Asteroid 2009 JF1 won't be ramming into us.

This is just damn sad. I was looking forward to it.

Three Near Earth Objects; All Swings and Misses.

IBT (March 26, 2020): NASA Asteroid Tracker: 3 NEOs Approaching Earth Tomorrow. (So that would be today, the 27th).

How dare they! Teasing, godless asteroids and meteors tiptoeing their unobtrusive paths around earth. Another letdown. They missed us again. A damn shame.

No SMODs on the horizon for a good collision, either. Just downright disappointing.

"Snopes Says" the story about an asteroid hitting earth on April, 29, 2020 is "False", which could mean there's a high probability of it being "True". So we can look forward to that. Whatever it takes to stop the obsessive and frenzied run on TP.

Five Massive Asteroids Heading For Earth This Weekend.

IB Times: NASA Detects Five Massive Asteroids Heading For Earth This Weekend.

NASA has warned that a total of five massive asteroids will approach Earth this weekend. According to the agency, the biggest asteroid in the group is larger than the Washington Monument.

The first asteroid that will fly close to Earth on Saturday has been identified by NASA’s Center for Near-Earth Object Studies (CNEOS) as 2020 AH1. This asteroid is currently moving at an average speed of almost 18,000 miles per hour. CNEOS estimated that this asteroid is about 246 feet wide.

Trailing behind 2020 AH1 is an asteroid known as 2009 BH2. According to CNEOS, this asteroid measures about 656 feet wide, making it the largest space rock in the group. 2009 BH2 is currently flying towards Earth at a velocity of 40,000 miles per hour.

The last asteroid that will visit Earth’s vicinity on Saturday is called 2020 AQ3. It is traveling at a speed of about 28,000 miles per hour and has an estimated diameter of 360 feet.

All three asteroids will fly near Earth on Jan. 18. 2020 AH1 will arrive at 7:30 a.m. EST. It will approach the planet from a distance of 0.04048 astronomical units or roughly 3.8 million miles away. 2009 BH2, on the other hand, will fly past Earth from a distance of 0.03749 astronomical units or 3.5 million miles away.

As for 2020 AQ3, this asteroid will arrive at 4:07 p.m. EST. During this time, the asteroid will be about 0.04339 astronomical units or around 4 million miles from the planet’s center.

On Sunday, Earth will be visited by two asteroids. The first one is called 2020 AM3. It has a diameter of about 200 feet and is moving at a speed of 39,000 miles per hour.

Fucking hit the planet already, or quit the tease.

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