Whatever habbened to Alien Spaceship 3I/ATLAS that maybe harbored "hostile forces" that...

 ...was supposed to hit earf December 2025? 

Short answer: Nothing. 🤣 

MotorBiscuit: ‘We Would Have Been Thrilled’: Scientists Confirm 3I/Atlas Is Not an Alien Spaceship. 

It is a comet. [Benjamin] Jacobson-Bell [of the University of California] acknowledged a few false alarms during the observations. The team later traced those signals back to Earth-based radio interference.  

CBC News: Most of the Epstein documents still haven't been released. What's going on? 

The Justice Department says there are two million more documents to be reviewed before releasing them. It said on Dec. 31 that it would take "a few more weeks" to go through them.

 

Alien craft heading towards earth Bigger than we thought.

"Chilling update," say scientists. And maybe even SCARIER! More Terrifying! Yikes! 

Daily Mail: Scientists give chilling update on the mysterious 'interstellar object' racing through our solar system – as they warn it's even BIGGER than we thought.

🤣

"Why the hell is no one saying anything?"

Because it's a Psy-Op. 

 

"Hostile Alien Ship. Weaponized alien craft."  🤣 

Largest solar storm in decades!

NPR: The largest solar storm in decades is slamming into the Earth.

The source of the solar storm is a cluster of sunspots on the sun's surface that is 17 times the diameter of the earth. The spots are filled with tangled magnetic fields that can act as slingshots, throwing huge quantities of charged particles [known as Coronal Mass Ejections] towards our planet.

If Comms are compromised, if Al Gore's SuperDuper Information Highway goes glitchy, if things go south, we'll know it was planned to coincide and that the solar storm is the false narrative. What better timing?

Airplane-Size SMOD, CEA: 761,000Mi/Km!

NASA: Asteroid 2023 HT6, due May 7; Closest Earth Approach 761,000 Mi|Km.

That's the nearest approach in a while for an Airplane-Size asteroid. Keep your fingers crossed!

5 SMODS missed us today.

Five SMODS today. FIVE!

All of them disappointing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  (Collective sigh and groaning.)

NASA's SMOD page may appear different than the above snap shot depending when you view it and when they update their site. It updates the closest five SMODs as they approach Earf.

And where are the aliens? They'll land moments after a global financial collapse. This, we do know.

Airplane-sized Asteroid to come within 510,000 miles of Earf on February 22.

NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory: Asteroid 2023 CM2.

NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory: Next Five Asteriods approaching Earf.

Of the next five near-earth asteroids, 2023 CM2 has the nearest approach. I'll take those odds!

2023 CM2, if you can read this, may I humbly ask that you aim for D.C.? Or Ukraine for my second choice.

Thank you!

Three Car-Size Asteroids approaching Earf on Jan. 27.

The asteroids are named: 2023BU, 2023BZ3 and BT3. Via:  The JPL/NASA.

2023BU approach, according to the site, will be within 6,190 of earf's orbit. The other two are a long way off.

Car-Sized. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... how disappointing. Well, could still be some excitement if one of the three hits, but that's not going to happen.😠

An Extra Click and a Pause.

Sorry for the Extra Click to enter. 

Nothing in content is going to change. There's not going to be any "Adult" content. Everything will remain as juvenile as always.

I'm seeing more people on the Blogger Platform enabling "Sensitive Content Warning" and it's a good idea. There are a few snowflakes who can't handle what they read here. A Happy Fuck You to Them. 

They're now aware they're voluntarily clicking to agree to the terms of entering this Blog and that they might encounter something that offends their delicate snowflakeism that doesn't agree with their LibFuck Narrative. TFB. 

And a Pause. Need a break from this. Tired of politics and current events. I don't believe for a minute that the 2022 election was, "the most secure election in the history of our.......................................democracy." 

Republicans might as well play the same game in future elections and rig and cheat to their advantage. You don't win a fixed fight by playing fair. What's happening in Maricopa County, AZ is an insult not only to the people who live there, but the entire country.

You realize everything is shit, right? And it's all the fault of Democrats, their supporters and the Globalists.

The most depressing part is seeing report after report online or in the news, when asked how people are dealing with Bidenomics and the higher costs of everything, their answer 9 out of 10 times is, "cutting back on food." This is fucking sad. This is how, historically, populations have been killed: starvation, and it's intentional. Add the ClotShot to the mix, and the Globalists have another Kill Tool in their cart. They should all be dragged out, faced against a brick wall and (AAAAAAAAhem)...fed cake. Lots and lots of cake. 🎂🎂🎂🎂 Everybody likes cake!

Looking forward to SMOD the size of Saturn hitting Earf. Huzzah!

If I never return and this ends up being the last post, it means I died or am incapacitated and unable to return. Neither of which I anticipate, but you never know when your time is up. 👊👍

I'll check in for comments on an infrequent basis, so feel free. Until next time...

Asteroid 22 RQ, unfortunately, isn't slamming into Earf tomorrow.

DNA India News (Archived): Asteroid 22 RQ, almost as big as aircraft, headed towards Earth today, know how it will affect Earth.

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has revealed that a massive asteroid, almost equal to the size of an aircraft, is headed towards Earth today - September 13, 2022. The asteroid, 22 RQ, is already on its way to the Earth, travelling at an incredible speed of 49,536.
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[...] ...but it will miss[.]

Another disappointing SMOD tease. 😭

FIVE Asteroids will entirely miss hitting the Earth this weekend. Collective worldwide groan heard.

From Jet Propulsion Labratory.

Three are "airplane-size", one "building-size" and one "bus-size" asteroid will miss Earth this weekend. 

I'm not aware of any new category that would include a Lizzo-size asteroid.

Here's a fun site: Asteroid Damage Visualization Map.

On the Left-side column, select a city or zip code. Then select the size of the asteroid. 

I always select the largest one, the size of "the side length of two large cities." You can also input your own dimensions in the box below the pre-selected size options.

Then click "VIEW DAMAGE". Oh - it's so much fun!

Here's an example. I selected Denver because it's somewhat "center-nation". Then I selected the size of "the side length of two large cities."

And, BOOM, there it is!

Make sure to hover your cursor over the circular patterns (at the link, not the above image) to find out if you're in areas of instant death, buildings destroyed, flying fatal debris or if you're skin will melt off. Hours of family fun entertainment!

Asteroid the size of Statue of Liberty to skim past Earth tomorrow.

The Sun: New asteroid the size of Statue of Liberty to skim past Earth tomorrow, Nasa warns.

NASA has its eye on a large asteroid that's about to make a "close approach" to Earth.

Asteroid 2022 KV1 is predicted to be up to 328 feet wide and should skim past Earth tomorrow.

Its predicted size would make it larger than the Statue of Liberty.

New York's Statue of Liberty stands at 305 feet tall when you include the base.

An asteroid of this size could do some damage if it hit Earth but the space rock is expected to pass us from a safe distance. (Oh...how unfortunate and disappointing. - DD)

The larger asteroid should pass Earth from just over 2.6million miles away.

Another Asteroid to "skim past" Earth within days!

The Sun: ROCKY ROAD Huge asteroid three times size of blue whale to ‘skim past’ Earth within DAYS!

NASA is staying tuned for a huge space rock that's three times the size of a blue whale and it's about to skim past Earth.

Asteroid 2021 GT2 is passing close enough to make it on NASA's Earth Close Approaches tables.

The space agency estimates that the asteroid is between 121 and 272 feet wide.

In comparison, the average blue whale is around 70 feet long.

An asteroid of this size would cause some serious damage if it hit Earth. (More empty promises. - DD)
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The huge asteroid is expected to fly past on June 6.

Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27. Come on!

Live Science: Asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building barreling toward Earth on May 27.

An enormous asteroid four times the size of the Empire State Building will make a close approach to Earth on May 27, according to NASA's Center for Near Earth Object Studies (CNEOS).

Fear not: the asteroid, named 7335 (1989 JA), will soundly miss our planet by about 2.5 million miles (4 million kilometers) — or nearly 10 times the average distance between Earth and the moon.

Awwwwwww................

Another Asteroid of Death heading towards Earth by Sunday. Promises...promises.

LiveMint: NASA warns of giant 1,600-feet asteroid heading towards earth by Sunday.

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has said that a giant space rock Asteroid 388945 (2008 TZ3) will make close approach to our planet at 2.48am on May 16. Space scientists have warned that a huge asteroid is heading towards the Earth.

Additionally, NASA has said that the asteroid is 1,608 feet wide. Just for reference, the iconic New York Empire State building stands at 1,454 feet. Interestingly, the asteroid is also larger than the Eiffel Tower. 

Dear Asteroid 388945 (2008 TZ3),

Please stop with the teasing. It's no longer funny.

Here are three locations, in no particular order, that I ask for you to aim:

Ukraine
Washington DC
Wilmington, DE

Thank you for your consideration. Godspeed.

Sweet asteroid of death once again fails to impress.

C|NET: Asteroid 2009 JF1 Won't Smack Into Earth on May 6.

...a space rock the size of the Great Pyramid may hit our planet on May 6, and even that an impact is "likely." That's the kind of message that can get your adrenaline pumping. But don't fear. Asteroid 2009 JF1 won't be ramming into us.

This is just damn sad. I was looking forward to it.

Three Near Earth Objects; All Swings and Misses.

IBT (March 26, 2020): NASA Asteroid Tracker: 3 NEOs Approaching Earth Tomorrow. (So that would be today, the 27th).

How dare they! Teasing, godless asteroids and meteors tiptoeing their unobtrusive paths around earth. Another letdown. They missed us again. A damn shame.

No SMODs on the horizon for a good collision, either. Just downright disappointing.

"Snopes Says" the story about an asteroid hitting earth on April, 29, 2020 is "False", which could mean there's a high probability of it being "True". So we can look forward to that. Whatever it takes to stop the obsessive and frenzied run on TP.

Five Massive Asteroids Heading For Earth This Weekend.

IB Times: NASA Detects Five Massive Asteroids Heading For Earth This Weekend.

NASA has warned that a total of five massive asteroids will approach Earth this weekend. According to the agency, the biggest asteroid in the group is larger than the Washington Monument.

The first asteroid that will fly close to Earth on Saturday has been identified by NASA’s Center for Near-Earth Object Studies (CNEOS) as 2020 AH1. This asteroid is currently moving at an average speed of almost 18,000 miles per hour. CNEOS estimated that this asteroid is about 246 feet wide.

Trailing behind 2020 AH1 is an asteroid known as 2009 BH2. According to CNEOS, this asteroid measures about 656 feet wide, making it the largest space rock in the group. 2009 BH2 is currently flying towards Earth at a velocity of 40,000 miles per hour.

The last asteroid that will visit Earth’s vicinity on Saturday is called 2020 AQ3. It is traveling at a speed of about 28,000 miles per hour and has an estimated diameter of 360 feet.

All three asteroids will fly near Earth on Jan. 18. 2020 AH1 will arrive at 7:30 a.m. EST. It will approach the planet from a distance of 0.04048 astronomical units or roughly 3.8 million miles away. 2009 BH2, on the other hand, will fly past Earth from a distance of 0.03749 astronomical units or 3.5 million miles away.

As for 2020 AQ3, this asteroid will arrive at 4:07 p.m. EST. During this time, the asteroid will be about 0.04339 astronomical units or around 4 million miles from the planet’s center.

On Sunday, Earth will be visited by two asteroids. The first one is called 2020 AM3. It has a diameter of about 200 feet and is moving at a speed of 39,000 miles per hour.

Fucking hit the planet already, or quit the tease.

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IBT Archived

Strange lights over Michigan. Alien Overlords on the way?

Just in time for Christmas?

RT: Stargazers mystified by unexplained lights in the night sky.

Speculation was rife online Sunday evening, after mystified residents in Michigan reported seeing unidentified lights flying in formation across the night sky.

Theories ranged from a string of lanterns to “weird stars” and finally, naturally, to alien overlords.

Eh...maybe it was Santa and his reindeer out for a test-run.

Or maybe it's this guy, and hey - he's here to help us.

Pyramid-shaped asteroid VH5 2019 will not hit us tomorrow, says NASA.

The Independent: Great Pyramid of Giza-sized asteroid won't hit earth tomorrow.

A 427-foot pyramid-shaped asteroid is due to fly by Earth on Sunday, scientists say.

According to  the Centre for Near-Earth Object Studies at Nasa’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, the object, called VH5 2019, will harmlessly fly past around 4.27 million miles from our planet at a speed of 6.1 miles per second.

At 187ft by 426.5ft, the asteroid is “pyramid-shaped" and almost as large as the Great Pyramid of Giza.

The asteroid is one of five due to fly past Earth over the weekend, all at safe distances. (Asteroids are assholes, aren't they? - DD)

It comes after a gigantic 2,000 asteroid flew past Earth last month.
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In 2017, an asteroid the size of a skyscraper called 2010 NY65 flew past around eight times the distance between the Earth and the moon.

Nasa launched a new office in 2016 called The Planetary Defense Coordination Office (PDCO).

This was created to keep track of asteroids that come too close to Earth.

A recent study suggests that over the last 290 million years, asteroids have been crashing into Earth at triple their previous rate.

Great Giza! A study "suggests". We should probably throw tons of tax-payer money into more similar studies. We can never have too many studies that "suggest", can we?

I know VH5 won't hit us. I didn't buy a lottery ticket.
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FOX News VH5 story (Archived)