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Daily Mail: Letter from Sir Isaac Newton in 1704 predicts when the world will end.
Sir Isaac Newton, a renowned scientist known for formulating the laws of motion and gravity, predicted the world as we know it would end in 2060.
Newton scrawled this ominous warning on a letter slip above a series of mathematical calculations more than 300 years ago.
He believed in biblical visions of the Apocalypse — specifically the Battle of Armageddon — and based his prediction on his Protestant interpretation of the Bible and events that followed biblical history.
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Newton even questioned his own prediction that the current era would end in 2060.
'It may end later, but I see no reason for its ending sooner,' he wrote.
In another prediction referencing the date 2060, Newton stated: 'This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fanciful men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, [and] by doing so bring the sacred prophecies into discredit as often as their predictions fail.[']
USA MacPaper (MSN/Yahoo): Scientists to deliver a warning about nuclear war with Doomsday Clock 2024 announcement.
What time is the clock set at now?
The clock is at 90 seconds to midnight, the closest the clock has been to midnight in its history. Midnight is the moment that symbolizes Doomsday.
Who decides the time on the Doomsday Clock?
The Doomsday Clock is set each year by the 22 members of the Bulletin's Science and Security Board in consultation with its Board of Sponsors, which includes 11 Nobel laureates.
I disagree with those selected in making this decision.
I think the setting of the clock should be decided by me, Zack, Pappy, Jess, Mike, Phil, Odysseus, The GBBL and Paul who, if he chooses, can work via remote from his Caribbean hideaway. This is a good Brain Trust! I like it! 👍
Found this on "a message board" last night:
It must be true!
NOTHING will happen.
Unless...it's our Cat Overlords a'comin for us...we're doomed...
Conspiracies about the mysterious planet named Nibiru, [also known as Planet X], suggest it could be headed towards Earth to destroy it on September 23.The world didn't end on Saturday and several Liberal organizations, politicians, scholars and scientists from around the world are blaming President Donald Trump.
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[David] Meade buys into the idea that a 2,000-year-old prophecy, which was described in the book of Revelation, will cause an apocalypse.
UK Prime Minister Theresa May directed her ire at a Trump Twitter Tweet about Planet X. "His Planet X tweet was not helpful, it was not appreciated. This is what happens when America elects an Imperialist," said May.
"We're pissed," said Kuamthra Zdgit-Kvortkllor, a Berkeley professor of Eschatology.
"It's that damn Trump. He's the one who stopped this much needed destruction of the Earth," said Zdgit-Kvortkllor. He also blamed the failure of the collision on, "The collective arrogance of skeptics, Republicans, Tea Party'ers [sic], people who actually think for themselves and that Trivago guy. We were on our way to destroying our filthy, over-populated, disgusting, putrid world. That it didn't happen is devastating."
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| Theresa May |
French President Emmanuel Macron commented, "How can Socialism be expected to thrive and prosper unless our loathsome and repugnant planet is completely eliminated from the solar system?"
The Southern Poverty Law Center blamed Trump, but also lashed out at Planet X. Howard Stuff, Director of Communications at the SPLC said, "see - had the planetary collision taken place, world poverty and hunger would have been eliminated on Saturday. Due to Nibiru's failure to deliver devastation as promised, the SPLC has placed Planet X at the top of our Hate List."
Vermont U.S. Senator and 2016 Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, told reporters, "I tell ya, the world not ending on Saturday is the worst thing ever that could happen. Ever, I tell ya. Ever! Everything would have been great had planet Nurimbuyov...Nurumumburu...Nommerbimmer...whatever the hell it's called, smashed right into us. That would've solved everything, I tell ya. But because the Russians hacked our election and Trump is in the White House, our damn planet is still here. It's a conspiracy between Trump and that Russian guy, Vladamir Butrin. Butrin? Huh? Butrin? I think that's the guy."
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| Bernie Sanders on Nibiru, Planet X |
John Kasich, 2016 presidential candidate and Governor of Ohio, was the lone voice within the Republican party blaming Trump for stopping Planet X. "I'm the Governor of Ohio, but had I been elected president, I would have made sure that Planet X pummeled our planet into dust. If I was the president, instead of being Governor of Ohio, I would have directed NASA to steer earth right into a collision course with Planet X." he said. Kasich continued, "speaking as a regular guy, who is also the the Governor of Ohio, all I can add is that we will continue suffering through life on earth because of that guy in the White House. Being the Governor of Ohio, the most I could do is direct the Ohio National Guard to do all they could to move Ohio into the path of Planet X and, being the Governor of Ohio, I did just that. But it was unsuccessful and I say this on the record as the Governor of Ohio."
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| President Trump's Controversial Planet X tweet. |
"There is still hope our planet will be destroyed soon," said astrophysicist Klarv Ernstschmidt of the Institute For the Advancement of Interplanetary Destruction headquartered in Baden-Baden, Germany. "Right behind the path of Planet X is Planet Y. We are almost certain Planet Y is on a direct collision course with earth and the catastrophic impact will occur next Saturday. So get ready to kiss your ass good-bye on September 30th."