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...was supposed to hit earf December 2025?
Short answer: Nothing. 🤣
MotorBiscuit: ‘We Would Have Been Thrilled’: Scientists Confirm 3I/Atlas Is Not an Alien Spaceship.
It is a comet. [Benjamin] Jacobson-Bell [of the University of California] acknowledged a few false alarms during the observations. The team later traced those signals back to Earth-based radio interference.
CBC News: Most of the Epstein documents still haven't been released. What's going on?
The Justice Department says there are two million more documents to be reviewed before releasing them. It said on Dec. 31 that it would take "a few more weeks" to go through them.
"Chilling update," say scientists. And maybe even SCARIER! More Terrifying! Yikes!
Daily Mail: Letter from Sir Isaac Newton in 1704 predicts when the world will end.
Sir Isaac Newton, a renowned scientist known for formulating the laws of motion and gravity, predicted the world as we know it would end in 2060.
Newton scrawled this ominous warning on a letter slip above a series of mathematical calculations more than 300 years ago.
He believed in biblical visions of the Apocalypse — specifically the Battle of Armageddon — and based his prediction on his Protestant interpretation of the Bible and events that followed biblical history.
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Newton even questioned his own prediction that the current era would end in 2060.
'It may end later, but I see no reason for its ending sooner,' he wrote.
In another prediction referencing the date 2060, Newton stated: 'This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fanciful men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, [and] by doing so bring the sacred prophecies into discredit as often as their predictions fail.[']
NPR: The largest solar storm in decades is slamming into the Earth.
The source of the solar storm is a cluster of sunspots on the sun's surface that is 17 times the diameter of the earth. The spots are filled with tangled magnetic fields that can act as slingshots, throwing huge quantities of charged particles [known as Coronal Mass Ejections] towards our planet.
If Comms are compromised, if Al Gore's SuperDuper Information Highway goes glitchy, if things go south, we'll know it was planned to coincide and that the solar storm is the false narrative. What better timing?
USA MacPaper (MSN/Yahoo): Scientists to deliver a warning about nuclear war with Doomsday Clock 2024 announcement.
What time is the clock set at now?
The clock is at 90 seconds to midnight, the closest the clock has been to midnight in its history. Midnight is the moment that symbolizes Doomsday.
Who decides the time on the Doomsday Clock?
The Doomsday Clock is set each year by the 22 members of the Bulletin's Science and Security Board in consultation with its Board of Sponsors, which includes 11 Nobel laureates.
I disagree with those selected in making this decision.
I think the setting of the clock should be decided by me, Zack, Pappy, Jess, Mike, Phil, Odysseus, The GBBL and Paul who, if he chooses, can work via remote from his Caribbean hideaway. This is a good Brain Trust! I like it! 👍
NASA: Asteroid 2023 HT6, due May 7; Closest Earth Approach 761,000 Mi|Km.
That's the nearest approach in a while for an Airplane-Size asteroid. Keep your fingers crossed!
Five SMODS today. FIVE!
All of them disappointing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (Collective sigh and groaning.)
NASA's SMOD page may appear different than the above snap shot depending when you view it and when they update their site. It updates the closest five SMODs as they approach Earf.
And where are the aliens? They'll land moments after a global financial collapse. This, we do know.
NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory: Asteroid 2023 CM2.
NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory: Next Five Asteriods approaching Earf.
Of the next five near-earth asteroids, 2023 CM2 has the nearest approach. I'll take those odds!
2023 CM2, if you can read this, may I humbly ask that you aim for D.C.? Or Ukraine for my second choice.
Thank you!
The asteroids are named: 2023BU, 2023BZ3 and BT3. Via: The JPL/NASA.
2023BU approach, according to the site, will be within 6,190 of earf's orbit. The other two are a long way off.
Car-Sized. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... how disappointing. Well, could still be some excitement if one of the three hits, but that's not going to happen.😠