Now THEY'VE come for our chocolate!

Green Queen: Israeli Cell Ag Innovator Pluri Raises $6.5M, Announces Lab-Grown Cocoa Startup Acquisition. 

Israel’s Pluri has secured a $6.5M investment and entered the cell-based chocolate space with the impending purchase of a majority stake in Rehovot-based Kokomodo.

After innovating with cultivated meat and lab-grown coffee, Haifa-based firm Pluri is dipping into cell-based chocolate.

The cellular agriculture specialist has acquired at least 71% of fellow Israeli company Kokomodo, which makes cell-cultured cocoa, in a transaction with $4.5M.

Pluri is purchasing these shares from Chutzpah Holdings and Plantae, both of which are under the control of health and tech investor Alejandro Weinstein, who has concurrently poured $6.5M into Pluri’s business.

“Pluri has already demonstrated the great potential of cell-based technologies[.] 

Stem Cell Chocolate! Yum!

⏫ ⏫ WOW! A company that makes stem cell therapy for disease treatments AND makes fake chocolate? "Uh, is that batch for Cerebral Palsy stem cell therapy or the batch for Oreos?" "Duh, didn't I label it?"

Green Queen: With $750,000 in Funding, Kokomodo Emerges as Latest Cell-Based Chocolate Player. 

Kokomodo is the result of a joint venture between The Kitchen FoodTech Hub and Tel Aviv-based Plantae Bioscience, whose technology has been developed behind closed doors for the last two years. [Like Teh Coof "vaccine" ? -DD]  

Oreo, Mondelēz VC, Cadbury, Toblerone are all on board. 

Give it a few years and it'll likely suffer the same fate of lab grown meat. 

Full Blown BDS on this goyslop!

* FREE PR TIP:  TO CHOCOLATIERS WHO DON'T USE THIS FAKE COCO, START MARKETING AND ADVERTISING YOUR PRODUCT AS SUCH IMMEDIATELY. 

The Return of The Flesh Eating Worms!

The Screwworms are back!

Daily Mail: Flesh-eating worms spreading into the US triggers official disaster declaration. 

The parasite, commonly called a New World Screwworm (NWS), lays hundreds of larvae in the wounds of animals and humans, which hatch within hours and consume their victim's tissue. 

These infestations can lead to deep, painful wounds that become infected and often result in death if left untreated.

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The worms were eliminated in the US in 1966, but sporadic cases have been detected since amid outbreaks in Central America. 

AG Daily: Screwworm eradication lessons from a longtime veterinarian. 

Still waiting for the MURDER HORNETS we were promised! 

Whatever habbened to Alien Spaceship 3I/ATLAS that maybe harbored "hostile forces" that...

 ...was supposed to hit earf December 2025? 

Short answer: Nothing. 🤣 

MotorBiscuit: ‘We Would Have Been Thrilled’: Scientists Confirm 3I/Atlas Is Not an Alien Spaceship. 

It is a comet. [Benjamin] Jacobson-Bell [of the University of California] acknowledged a few false alarms during the observations. The team later traced those signals back to Earth-based radio interference.  

CBC News: Most of the Epstein documents still haven't been released. What's going on? 

The Justice Department says there are two million more documents to be reviewed before releasing them. It said on Dec. 31 that it would take "a few more weeks" to go through them.

 

Spy cockroaches; Germany plots the future of warfare.

al-Reuters (July 2025): Spy cockroaches and AI robots: Germany plots the future of warfare.  

Some of the ideas under development feel akin to science fiction – like Swarm Biotactics' cyborg cockroaches that are equipped with specialised [sic] miniature backpacks that enable real-time data collection via cameras for example.

Electrical stimuli should allow humans to control the insects' movements remotely. The aim is for them to provide surveillance information in hostile environments - for example information about enemy positions.

"Our bio-robots - based on living insects - are equipped with neural stimulation, sensors, and secure communication modules," said CEO Stefan Wilhelm. "They can be steered individually or operate autonomously in swarms.

How'd I miss this story in July? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alien craft heading towards earth Bigger than we thought.

"Chilling update," say scientists. And maybe even SCARIER! More Terrifying! Yikes! 

Daily Mail: Scientists give chilling update on the mysterious 'interstellar object' racing through our solar system – as they warn it's even BIGGER than we thought.

🤣

"Why the hell is no one saying anything?"

Because it's a Psy-Op. 

 

"Hostile Alien Ship. Weaponized alien craft."  🤣 

Straight from "The X-Files" series.

Daily Mail: Inside the hellish nightmare as madman attacks stranded crew at isolated Antarctica research station.

A researcher at an isolated station in Antarctica allegedly turned into a violent madman, leaving his team living in fear and revealing a terrifying culture of violence.

The unnamed male team member at the remote Sanae IV base was accused of attacking one of the South African crew's nine researchers, threatening to kill another, and sexually assaulting two women.

According to an urgent email from a Sanae IV researcher to the South African government, the unstable man's actions had become 'deeply disturbing' and the scientists needed an emergency evacuation.
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Despite Environment Minister Dion George claiming the base is now 'calm and all is under control,' this is just the latest in a shocking pattern of strange behavior among scientists in Antarctica.
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'You can imagine what it's like. It is close quarters and people do get cabin fever. It can be very disorientating,' Minister George said.

The long stretches of isolation and working in close quarters means that each researcher must undergo a series of background checks, physical and medical assessments, and a psychometric evaluation before they are cleared for the expedition.

However, many of these incidents aren't just cases of scientists losing their cool.

Maybe it really is the Black Oil alien virus?

We'll probably never know what really happened. 

 

Nature is beautiful.

Daily Mail: "Blood rain" phenomenon sees landscape washed in red by heavy downfall. 

[In Iran] Floodwater running off the rocks at the tourist attraction created spectacular waterfalls, leaving an eerie trail of red up to the shoreline.

Tour guide hormoz_omid shared the video to Instagram to nearly one million likes and stunned reactions.

The secret 'rainbow island' in the Strait of Hormuz remains largely undisturbed, sparsely inhabited and miles from the Iranian mainland.

The phenomenon is a year-round attraction caused by the high iron oxide content in the volcanic soil.

Those minerals then mix with the sea water to give the shore itself a unique reddish glow.

There's no "blood rain." It's regular rain mixing with the iron oxide and other elements resulting in run-off water that turns red. 

The Old Testament-Only-Resurrection-Denying-Zionists over at ZogTok TikTok and InstaZog are attempting to claim, "This is a sign Jesus is coming back soon! We're in Tribulation!" People claiming this are mentally ill or low-rent sooooshulllll meeeedeeeah  clickbait...or a mixture of both; both very popular groups at ZogTok TikTok and InstaZog.

As The DM story states, this event happens ANNUALLY. God returns annually just to make these waters red? 🤣 !

NO ONE knows when Tribulation begins except God The Father. Anyone claiming to conclusively know otherwise is speaking heresy and is antithetical to Jesus' words and the entire New Testament with, maybe, the exception of The Book of Revelation, which doesn't provide any solid time-frame of when End Days begin. Anyone believing they know or can interpret Scripture and arrive at a conclusive date that they've determined End Times is here isn't to be trusted and their opinions immediately dismissed and ridiculed.

Tomorrow, Chicago dyes their river green for St. Pat's Day. Ermahgerd, a GREEN RIVER?! This can only mean the Irish are returning to become the True New World Order! RUN! It's been The Irish all this time! Who knew? 🤣 

Isaac Newton predicts the End of the World.

Daily Mail: Letter from Sir Isaac Newton in 1704 predicts when the world will end.

Sir Isaac Newton, a renowned scientist known for formulating the laws of motion and gravity, predicted the world as we know it would end in 2060.

Newton scrawled this ominous warning on a letter slip above a series of mathematical calculations more than 300 years ago.

He believed in biblical visions of the Apocalypse — specifically the Battle of Armageddon — and based his prediction on his Protestant interpretation of the Bible and events that followed biblical history.

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Newton even questioned his own prediction that the current era would end in 2060.

'It may end later, but I see no reason for its ending sooner,' he wrote.

In another prediction referencing the date 2060, Newton stated: 'This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fanciful men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, [and] by doing so bring the sacred prophecies into discredit as often as their predictions fail.[']

Marijuana Breathalyzer Technology.

Sates legalize, sell and tax pot. Then states get more revenue from arresting you for driving under the influence. See how it works?

Marijuana Moment: Federal Agency Will Host ‘Open And Candid Discussion’ On Marijuana Breathalyzer Technology.

A federal agency this spring will convene government officials, forensics experts, academics, industry representatives, law enforcement and standards organizations for what it describes as “an open and candid discussion” about “the path forward to realize meaningful cannabis breathalyzer technology and implementation.”

The two-day event, hosted by the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST), which is part of the U.S. Department of Commerce, is scheduled to be held in Boulder, Colorado, on April 16 and 17.

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Unlike with alcohol, there’s currently no widely accepted field test to determine whether someone is under the influence of marijuana.

In 2023, a federally funded report by researchers at NIST and the University of Colorado Boulder concluded that evidence does “not support the idea that detecting THC in breath as a single measurement could reliably indicate recent cannabis use.”

“A lot more research is needed to show that a cannabis breathalyzer can produce useful results,” Kavita Jeerage, a NIST materials research engineer and co-author of the report, said at the time. “A breathalyzer test can have a huge impact on a person’s life, so people should have confidence that the results are accurate.”

More recently, a U.S. Department of Justice researcher cast doubt on whether a person’s THC levels are even a reliable indicator of impairment.

States may need to “get away from that idea,” Frances Scott, a physical scientist at the National Institute of Justice (NIJ) Office of Investigative and Forensic Sciences under DOJ, said on a podcast early last year.

Scott questioned the efficacy of setting “per se” THC limits for driving that some states have enacted, making it so a person can be charged with driving while impaired based on the concentration of cannabis components in their system. Ultimately, there may not be a way to assess impairment from THC like we do for alcohol, she said.

One complication is that “if you have chronic users versus infrequent users, they have very different concentrations correlated to different effects,” Scott said. “So the same effect level, if you will, will be correlated with a very different concentration of THC in the blood of a chronic user versus an infrequent user.”

That issue was also examined in a federally funded study last year that identified two different methods of more accurately testing for recent THC use that accounts for the fact that metabolites of the cannabinoid can stay present in a person’s system for weeks or months after consumption.

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“The consensus is that there is no linear relationship of blood THC to driving,” [a study preprint posted on The Lancet by an eight-author team representing Canada’s Centre for Addiction and Mental Health, Health Canada and Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia identified and assessed a dozen peer-reviewed studies concluded]. “This is surprising given that blood THC is used to detect cannabis-impaired driving.”

Most states where cannabis is legal measure THC intoxication by whether or not someone’s blood THC levels are below a certain cutoff. The study’s findings suggest that relying on blood levels alone may not accurately reflect whether someone’s driving is impaired.

“Of the 12 papers included in the present review,” authors wrote, “ten found no correlation between blood THC and any measure of driving, including [standard deviation of lateral position (SDLP)], speed, car following, reaction time, or overall driving performance.
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Evan [sic] as far back as 2015, a U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) concluded that it’s “difficult to establish a relationship between a person’s THC blood or plasma concentration and performance impairing effects,” adding that “it is inadvisable to try and predict effects based on blood THC concentrations alone.”

In a separate report last year, NHTSA said there’s “relatively little research” backing the idea that THC concentration in the blood can be used to determine impairment, again calling into question laws in several states that set “per se” limits for cannabinoid metabolites.

This poor, elderly woman can't open her own car door!

Won't you halp her?

VIDEO ⏬ 

Money: How Dr. Fauci Achieved a Net Worth of $12.6 Million.

Dr. Fauci and his wife, Christine Grady, enjoyed over a two-fold increase in net worth during the COVID pandemic crisis. From the beginning of the crisis in 2019 to 2021, their net worth doubled and grew from $5 million to over $12.6 million.

Pre-COVID pandemic, Dr Fauci net worth in 2019 was approximately $7.5 million. However, after two years into the COVID pandemic, his net worth in 2021 exploded to slightly more than $12.6 million.

Fauci is a domestic terrorist. His wealth and assets should be confiscated by the government and returned to taxpayers.

All My Fauci labels.

Toss car batteries into the ocean; help make oxygen.

The Drive: Google Tells Search Users It's a Good Idea to Throw Car Batteries Into the Ocean.

Maybe using Quora for featured answers isn't such a good idea after all! 

Quora! 🤣  

This topic still gets new mileage at Chans.

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Fauci tests positive for the deadly West Nile virus.

Yeah. Suuuuuuuuuuuure he does. 

Resist The Mainstream: Anthony Fauci has tested positive for the deadly West Nile virus.

Anthony Fauci has tested positive for the deadly West Nile virus.

Not buying this story one bit. Not the source of the story, I like RTM. I'm not buying the story. 

Pharma must be looking to push more vaccines. "If Tony Fauci can get West Nile Virus ANYONE CAN! REEEEE! You need the VAX!" 

If he DOES have WNV, TFB. The families of beagles he ordered the vocal cords cut while their faces were chowed on by sand flies are rejoicing in the Schadenfreude.

Vaxxed and Boosted Fauci has TEH COOF for the Third time!

ZeroHedge: Dr. Fauci Admits He's Infected With COVID For Third Time After Being "Vaccinated And Boosted Six Times."

The former chief medical advisor to the president, who became the face of the COVID vaccination drive from late 2020 onwards, reacted to catching COVID-19 yet again by thanking the vaccine.

    Dr. Fauci has COVID again for the third time and has been vaccinated and boosted six times

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    — Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 12, 2024

⏫ Biden, July 2021

Oh, Orgasmic Joy-Inducing Cosmic Irony and Schadenfreude, How Great Thou Art!

ZeroHedge Archived

You Tube Covid Censorship Queen Susan ))) Wojcicki ((( dies from cancer.

Cancer sucks. Turbo cancer from the vax? We tried to warn you. You didn't listen.

Turbo cancers of all kind are on the rise. Don't believe me? Google "Turbo Cancer." Of course, no doc being funded by pharma or government will tie the clotshot to Turbo cancer...no...instead they're Baffled and "it could be anything except the vax!"

Double Vaccinated and Up-to-Date Boosted Biden HAZ THE COOF! AGAIN!

I think this is his 4th...or 5th(?)...COOF Infection! LMFAO! 🤣 

Breitbart: Joe Biden Tests Positive for COVID-19, Cancels Las Vegas Speech.

President Joe Biden has tested positive for COVID-19 and has canceled a speech he was set to deliver in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Wednesday evening.
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[...] he is experiencing mild symptoms.

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July 2021 ⏬ 

It's an epidemic of Teh Unvaccinated!

Sweet Tumescent Divine Schadenfreude, how Great Thou Art! 

Largest solar storm in decades!

NPR: The largest solar storm in decades is slamming into the Earth.

The source of the solar storm is a cluster of sunspots on the sun's surface that is 17 times the diameter of the earth. The spots are filled with tangled magnetic fields that can act as slingshots, throwing huge quantities of charged particles [known as Coronal Mass Ejections] towards our planet.

If Comms are compromised, if Al Gore's SuperDuper Information Highway goes glitchy, if things go south, we'll know it was planned to coincide and that the solar storm is the false narrative. What better timing?

Covid FLiRT Variants! Variants? Oh noez!

Chicago Tribune: COVID ‘FLiRT’ variants are spreading nationwide. Chicago health experts urge up to date vaccination.

One FLiRT variant, KP.2[.]
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Another FLiRT variant, KP.1.1[.]

What are the symptoms? Take a guess; cough, shortness of breath, fatigue, runny nose, fever, chills. Are these new?

It's FLiRT! New, from Hasbro!

"Experts urge up to date vaccination."

Democrat Donald Payne Jr. Dies After Hospitalization for 'Cardiac Episode'.

Newsweek: Democrat Donald Payne Jr. Dies After Hospitalization for 'Cardiac Episode'.

New Jersey Democratic Rep. Donald Payne Jr. died at 65 on Wednesday after he was hospitalized with a "cardiac episode."

The New Jersey Globe first reported the news of Payne Jr.'s death, noting that he served in Congress for six terms.
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Earlier this month, Payne Jr.'s office issued a statement announcing that he had been hospitalized with a "cardiac episode."

No more, "Cardiac 'Events" or "Died Suddenly"? 

"Cardiac Episode" is the new euphemism? Okayeeeeeeeee. It  must have been caused by soil exposure.

 

Radar detects large object leaving Antarctica during Solar eclipse.

If this is legit "¯¯\_ (ツ)_/¯:

Dr. C IET 17
Yo this is wild …anyone hear about this personally ? Hmmm.

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