"We have to do something...

...about, 'muh...muh...Algorithms'."

Don't be sad Mr. Funny Man...

...do one of your hilarious dance routines...Mr. Epstein Island Visitor. 🤣 

Daily Mail: Embarrassing REAL reason Stephen Colbert's show was canceled after bosses hatched plot while star vacationed.

CBS canceled The Late Show with Stephen Colbert because it was losing $40 million a year, according to a new report.

Die Schadenfreude ist herrlich! 

When I sometimes go offline ...

 ... This is the reason.

Bookmark ^ that site!

I give the Bots a break for a few hours. I'm a benevolent kind'o guy. 😏 

Mike Johnson, Worthless POS.

Breitbart: Christmas Comes Early for Democrats: House Passes Spending Bill With Zero Democrat Nay Votes.

Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) delivered an early Christmas present to Democrats Friday night by extending spending levels overwhelmingly opposed by Republicans earlier this year.

 

Johnson; making Mitch McWorthless seem almost like Alt-Right! 🤣

Somewhere in some blog you'll find the Dumbest Blogger on Earth, whose name I won't mention, writing something like this: 

"Well, at least McConnell kept Morlock Gurland from being on the Supreme Court."

Really? You allow these POS to pi$$ all over you, tell you it's raining, and ^ this ^ is your take? 

McWorthless does ONE FUCKING THING of value over his timeline as RINO leader and that absolves him from all the other shit he's pulled? 

I'd add ))) Garland ((( would be less of a nuisance and threat to the American way of life as a SCOTUS Justice than head of the DOJ, but that's just me.  

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UPDATES:

Breitbart: Mike Johnson Hands Donald Trump a ‘Big Mess’ After Debt Ceiling Betrayal. 

None of the Democrats ended up voting against the spending bill, with 196 voting for it and one voting present. Fourteen Democrat lawmakers were counted absent. On the Republican side, 170 Republicans voted for the bill, with 34 opposing it, and 15 Republican lawmakers being counted absent.

Breitbart: Tucker Carlson on Speaker Mike Johnson’s Betrayal: ‘There Is Something Profoundly Wrong’.

Fauci tests positive for the deadly West Nile virus.

Yeah. Suuuuuuuuuuuure he does. 

Resist The Mainstream: Anthony Fauci has tested positive for the deadly West Nile virus.

Anthony Fauci has tested positive for the deadly West Nile virus.

Not buying this story one bit. Not the source of the story, I like RTM. I'm not buying the story. 

Pharma must be looking to push more vaccines. "If Tony Fauci can get West Nile Virus ANYONE CAN! REEEEE! You need the VAX!" 

If he DOES have WNV, TFB. The families of beagles he ordered the vocal cords cut while their faces were chowed on by sand flies are rejoicing in the Schadenfreude.

Ermahgerd! Offensive Memes!

28 Places women won't go on a first date. Shooting Range ISN'T on their list.

Although something tells me the respondents aren't the type who'd want to hit the shooting range.

"If the shooting range doesn't interest you ... my dear, I have a lovely cabin isolated in the middle of nowhere. It's not a long (# 22) drive either."

Martin Weber of Cathedral City, CA is upset because the Midwest doesn't want to share the Mississippi and Great Lakes water.

Oh, the REEEE is just so satisfying!

Desert News (Archived): Martin Weber of Cathedral City, CA is upset because the Midwest doesn't want to share the water in the Great Lakes.

Reader submissions
Published 5:00 a.m. PT July 22, 2022

To our supposed "fellow" Americans in Minnesota and other states bordering the Mississippi River who've sent letters to The Desert Sun: Your less-than-friendly replies to the idea of Mississippi water being sent by canal to meet up with the Colorado River is no surprise to us in the West.
 
You're right! We shouldn't make "our problem" your problem! (Then why the kvetching, Martin? - DD)

For that reason, I'm advocating for ocean desalination preferably via the Gulf of California. Pulling seawater that could be desalinated either in Mexico or California (or both) is much closer than transiting water from the Mississippi.

Despite the fact that our cities that were built, in your opinion, with no thought in mind, we are capable of putting together a plan to resolve our shortage. Why did we develop cities in the desert?  What part of better weather year-round here in the West (rather than plowing through snow, flooding, and tornados [sic] didn't occur to you? (Oh Nooez, snow, flooding, tornadoes which can happen anywhere. How are the quakes, semi-annual mudslides and the fires, Martin? - DD) Maybe you should look at the numbers of households moving south. (Martin, maybe you should look at the California exodus. - DD)

So please keep your muddy water. We'll figure this out via our own state governments. But just remember, what goes around comes around, should you need our assistance in the future. I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for an answer. You might find our number unlisted. 

Signed, Martin Weber, Cathedral City

Oh, you want a gigantic water canal or pipeline across a majority of states from the Midwest to California for the water you so desperately need. 

Maybe those desalination plants should have been built decades ago but no, the envirotards blocked them because the life and existence of some esoteric, unique, indigenous species of fauna, plankton or tadpole outranked the need for Californians to have potable water. You made your desert, live in it because it's all about the "year-round better weather."

Gee, Mr. Weber, if only California was near a large body of water instead of the landlocked hellhole it is.

Some people like four seasons, Martin. Others apparently like to be thirsty and bitch and whine about it.

Oh, gee, the Midwest won't have California's assistance in the future. Why, that's a Blessing. When the fuck has the Midwest asked California help for anything. Anyone? 

We'll keep our muddy water! Thanks for conceding so early.

Stay thirsty Martin; stay thirsty! You can always recycle your urine and drink it. Email Bill Gates, Martin, he has the whole process figured out.

Wiki needs donations!

It's Wiki's semi-annual beg-a-thon: 

Attention please: Everything going on in the world must come to a grinding halt because some people on a Christian chartered airplane sang something that upset Ilhan Omar.

NY Post: Ilhan Omar slammed for criticizing video showing people singing Christian songs on plane.

Rep. Ilhan Omar has come under fire for deriding a video showing passengers singing Christian songs aboard a plane – and wondering what might happen if her Muslim family also held a “prayer session” on a flight.

The Minnesota Democrat shared the video in which two people are seen singing the spiritual songs in the aisle on an EasyJet flight, the Daily Dot reported.

“I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I am on a plane. How do you think it will end?” the Muslim “Squad” member wrote.

“I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I am on a plane. How do you think it will end?” the Muslim “Squad” member wrote.

Gee, I dunno Ilhan. How many Christians flew airplanes into buildings? How many Christians have committed horrific and violent acts on mosques, Jews and Christians? How many Christians have beheaded Moslims? How many Christian gangs are raping women in European countries?

Omar's tweet and some of the replies:

 

Oh noooooez, Fifty Shades of Whey! Sounds like you left your "safe space."

Phil Galbraith gets it.

 

Loresia would "throw a fit." How would we know it's any different from your her normal behavior? 

Martin: Add another Ukraine flag emote to your account.

Wilfredo gets it.

Yarnie, the answer is simple. Don't fly on chartered Christian flights.

What's Omar doing on a chartered Christian flight, anyway? Just looking for something that "offends" her so she can Tweet about it? Of course, if the chartered flight had denied her boarding she'd be screeching about "Islamaphobia! Discrimination!"

Easily offended thin-skinned libs, if you don't like the airline you're flying on - start your own airline.

Minnesota State Fair Canceled!

The 2020 Minnesota State Fair is canceled due to the China Virus, aka Corona, aka Covid-19.

US World and News Report (Archive): 2020 Minnesota State Fair Canceled Due to COVID-19 Pandemic.

Officials canceled the Minnesota State Fair on Friday after its leader said the COVID-19 pandemic made it impossible for the show to go on.
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“We all love the fair. And that’s exactly why we can’t have a fair this year,“ General Manager Jerry Hammer told the fair's governing board shortly before the unanimous vote.
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Hammer has dubbed [the 2021 state fair as], ”The Great Minnesota Get-Back-Together."

Oooooh Hoooooooo..."The Great Minnesota Get-Back-Together."  That's so clever Jerry. Did you think of that all on your own or did a nice chunk of taxpayer money go to some out of state ad agency to create such a cutesy yet lame-assed hackneyed bromide?

Almost $20 bucks just for an entry ticket. Immediately as you pass through the gate, one of the first things you see is a gigantic DFL (Democrat-Farm-Labor...of which the MN DEM party is none of those) booth.

All the vendors selling disgustingly overpriced deep-fried shit-on-a-stick and the rides and sideshows will just have to make due with a little less avarice this year. Ahhhhh, Dat's. So. Sad. Join the rest of the world who are making due with much less because of the CHINA virus.

The fair is nothing but a huge moneymaker for the Minnesota DEM party and their sycophantic remoras. I could not be happier knowing these DEM organizations won't be receiving their cut of the revenue. They make the Mafia look like rank amateurs.

The fair is canceled. Good. Fuck 'em.

Need another reason to hate the World Health Organization? No booze!

U.S. News and World Report: WHO: Governments Should Restrict Alcohol During Coronavirus Lockdowns.

...the World Health Organization this week suggested that governments should restrict access to alcohol during lockdowns.

Drinking alcohol can compromise peoples' immune systems and make them more vulnerable to the adverse health effects of COVID-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus, according to WHO. Alcohol use is also associated with diseases and mental health disorders that can make a person more likely to contract COVID-19.

"At times of lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic, alcohol consumption can exacerbate health vulnerability, risk-taking behaviours, mental health issues and violence," WHO noted in a press release.

Gee, just think if the WHO had been this concerned about the initial outbreak of the CHINA VIRUS instead of being an accomplice to the cover-up.

Above image: The Lost Weekend

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Illegal Aliens DEMAND $1,200 Federal relief checks.

Breitbart: Coronavirus: Illegal Aliens Demand $1.2K Each in Taxpayer-Funded Checks.

Illegal aliens are demanding they too receive $1,200 in federal checks from the government as part of a Chinese coronavirus crisis relief package.

Open borders organizations like the George Soros-funded United We Dream, the National Immigrant Justice Center, and the National Immigration Law Center — all of which represent the roughly 11 to 22 million illegal aliens living in the United States — are pleading with the federal government to cut federal checks to illegal aliens who have Individual Tax Identification Number (ITINs).

Currently, Trump’s coronavirus relief package includes $1,200 federal checks for American citizens with Social Security Numbers (SSN) or those considered “resident aliens,” like permanent lawful residents in the U.S. on green cards.

Illegal aliens, therefore, are excluded from receiving the federal checks, a provision that has outraged the open borders lobby.
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Illegal alien advocates are asking the public to urge lawmakers to provide federal checks to illegal aliens in the midst of the coronavirus crisis.

Uh, relief checks for Illegals? NO, NO and FUCK NO! 

To clarify further...(adult language advisory): 

Men are "invading" a women's "sanctuary". Caitlin and Kaitlin are upset!

Oh, no! Women are upset!

NY Post: Men are showing up to the Wing and women are pissed.

The Wing was supposed to be the ultimate sanctuary for women: decidedly feminine in design, with walls and furniture in shades of millennial pink and a thermometer set at a women’s-clothing-friendly 72 degrees. Conference rooms and telephone booths are named after feminist icons like Anita Hill and fictional literary heroines such as Hermione Granger of “Harry Potter” fame. It offers perks that other co-working spaces can’t match — showers stocked with high-end beauty products and events featuring big names such as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Critics of the Wing were quick to point out the lack of diversity in the spaces, but the company’s expansion and popularity has brought up a completely different issue that was never expected to arise: straight men wanting to come in and hang out.

Sure, it’s not against the rules for men to be at the lady lair, which costs anywhere from $185 to $250 a month in the US to join. But that’s only because legally the company can’t ban men.

“There’s usually at least one [man] whenever I visit,” says Kaitlin Phillips, 29, a member in New York for the past two years. “It’s bizarre to choose to occupy a space women specifically wanted for themselves. Classic patriarchal entitlement complex.” (Hey Kaitlin, does "you reap what you sow" ring a bell? - DD)
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“At first it was jarring,” says a 30-year-old longtime New York member, who asked to not be named. “It started about a year ago and it’s getting worse. A guy even checked me out a few weeks ago. The whole purpose of the space is to not have to deal with anything like that.” (How does she know a woman has never "checked her out"? -DD)
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The Wing’s large membership — more than 11,000 worldwide, according to reps — meant it couldn’t pass as a “social club,” and therefore can’t discriminate based on gender. This, coupled with a lawsuit brought by a 53-year-old man (GOOD FOR HIM! - DD) earlier this year claiming gender discrimination, led the Wing to formally adopt a membership policy: “The Wing is a space designed for women with a women’s-focused mission. Members and guests are welcome regardless of their perceived gender or gender identity. Recognizing that gender identity is not always consistent with someone’s sex assigned at birth, we do not ask members or guests to self-identify.”
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But all of the women The Post spoke to had the same questions: Why would a man want to go to the Wing, anyway? Just because he can? (YES! YES! JUST BECAUSE WE CAN! DEAL WITH IT. - DD)
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Up until about a year or so ago, when the space was truly a women-only sanctuary, members said they could comfortably walk around braless in a robe after a shower. Now, they say, they’re constantly looking over their shoulders, wondering who the loud dude chewing his lunch is. (Ummmm, yeah - because women never do anything annoying. Ever. - DD)

Numerous California members tell The Post that the phenomenon is getting out of hand. (The horror and indignity of it all. - DD)

“It’s just annoying,” says Caitlin White, a 31-year-old West Hollywood member who sees at least one man working in the space each day. “Why do men need to be there? Why can’t they respect the spirit of the place? Men have to have everything.” (YES! YES! Men have to have EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! - DD)
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“I glare at the men and I glare at the members who bring them,” says the anonymous New York member. (Ooooh - she sounds hostile. Sounds like someone needs Anger Management therapy? - DD)

Above from The Wing's home page. There's no scientific basis supporting their trite little motto.

I thought Scrapbooking was Teh Women's Sanctuary. Am I wrong?

Such intolerance from these women at The Wing. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.

Now Accepting New Members! MEN Only!

Cali Gov DEM Gavin Newsom seeks Federal emergency assistance from President Trump due to earthquakes.

Stamford Advocate: California's governor is asking Trump for emergency assistance after major earthquakes rattled the state 2 days in a row.

California Gov. Gavin Newsom requested a Presidential Emergency Declaration on Saturday, along with Federal Emergency Management Agency assistance, for communities affected by earthquakes in Southern California.
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Newsom requested "mass care supplies, emergency power supplies, generators, evacuation support as necessary, engineering support as necessary, and any other support deemed necessary for the impacted communities." (And a, "bag of chips." - DD)
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"I am requesting Direct Federal Assistance, including mass care supplies, emergency power supplies, generators, evacuation support as necessary, engineering support as necessary, and any other support deemed necessary for the impacted communities," [said Newsom].