Showing posts with label millennials are lazy stupid fuckers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label millennials are lazy stupid fuckers. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

28 Places women won't go on a first date. Shooting Range ISN'T on their list.

Although something tells me the respondents aren't the type who'd want to hit the shooting range.

"If the shooting range doesn't interest you ... my dear, I have a lovely cabin isolated in the middle of nowhere. It's not a long (# 22) drive either."

Sunday, October 1, 2023

They had years to prepare.

Student Loan Deadbeats, pay your fucking loans! 

CNBC: Student loan bills resume for 40 million Americans. How it could shake the economy.

Ryan Moran, a nurse in Jacksonville, Florida, hasn’t thought about his federal student loans in years. But this month, he’s scrambling to figure out how to make room in his budget for his $500 monthly bill.

He and his wife, Amelia, plan to dine out less and to skip the football games they love to attend. His grocery bills will also need to shrink.

“And it’s not only consumption that decreases,” said Moran, 26. “Increasing monthly payments means I have to work overtime, taking time away from my family.”
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Meanwhile, many people with student debt plan to cut back their spending on clothing, travel and food.

Oh, so during the past years these people knew this date was coming and instead of preparing for it many were spending on travel, sporting events and dining out. It didn't dawn on them to set X dollars aside per month for this day?

B-B-B-but..."the economy is so bad." I don't know why they think this, Biden tells everyone this is the greatest economy ever.

RochesterFirst: Payments resume for student loans; Rochester students, graduates react.

In Collegetown, local students shared their thoughts — with some saying they are not a fan of the idea of having to pay it back in this economy. [Do they mean the Biden Economy? Who did they vote for? - DD]
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“Students must have access to university and become something free for everybody and not become something for few people or just for who is rich.” Foreign college student Elona Ndoj said. “It’s not fair because education is the base of any society.”

And there it is; the fallback phrase of every whining liberal cuck student loan borrower: "It's not faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir." 

Which one of you held a gun to Elona's head and forced him/her/it to travel to the U.S. for their education instead of staying home and mastering the art of baked mud pie or lizard-on-a-stick?

"Life is sooooooooooooooooooooo hard with a student loan. Waaaaahhhhhhhh!" 

The Self Entitled Permanent and Coddled Infant Mind Generation. 

Get a second or third job. Eat Ramen. Suck it up, Buttercups.

Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

Steve Petersen, Shoreview MN, REEEES about Independence Day and "Muh Separation of Church and State!"

If anyone has ever doubted me about the incurable Mental Illness of Liberalism in The Twin Cities, let me introduce a Letter to The Editor to the Minneapolis Red Star Tribune (Archived).

Steve, there is no Separation of Church and State. It was mentioned in A LETTER from Thomas Jefferson, it isn't mentioned anywhere in the Constitution.

Searched Pew for “one in three no religious affiliation” resulted in one hit, Religion Among the Millennials, which doesn't state, anywhere, that, "one in three have no religious affiliation." That result, or study, is ELEVEN years old, btw, and focuses on Millennials. Of course, Steve doesn't mention either of facts in his letter.

His "statistic" from the Public Religion Research Institute yield NO results that backs his claim.

Shoreview is a suburb north of St. Paul, a ten minute drive. Shoreview used to be a nice city ten or fifteen years ago. It's been ruined by the mayor, a little piglet named Sandy Martin who's ruled the cit for far too long. Shoreview's state representative, is the Liberal Native American chubby Squaw Jaime Becker-Finn. It's sad, creeping liberalism is overtaking the suburbs because of people like this; people who lie and thrive off perpetuating political division and promoting racism.

Finn's dad, Harold "Skip" Finn was a filthy liberal who served in the Minnesota State Senate and was convicted of stealing $1 Million dollars from the Leech Lake Band, theft and mail fraud charges. Nice guy, huh? Does graft run in the Finn family?

Steve Petersen doesn't mention any of these things in his letter. They aren't aligned with his Liberal Lies and Disinformation.

Where'd you get those "stats" Steve, those from Pew and the PRRI? Pulled 'em out of your butt, didn't you.

Monday, June 24, 2019

God is gay; Swarthmore College course.

Image: RT

Another liberal institution is challenging an age-old dogma – this time on hallowed religious ground – with radical new ideas. This would not be worrisome if dissenting voices were invited, but that is not the case.

Hell hath no fury than a liberal scorned, and if Swarthmore College, situated on a lush, tree-lined campus in the state of Pennsylvania, teaches that God might be experiencing some doubt over his (her?) sexual identity then who are we mere mortals to doubt it? Perhaps the liberal college might even consider extending an invitation to God the Almighty, who micromanaged the Creation in just seven days, to enroll in this course, which promises to “stretch the limits of gendering, and sexing, the divine.”
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...with ultra-liberal classes like the one being offered by Professor Gwynn Kessler, entitled ‘Queering God: Feminist and Queer Theology,’ religious doctrine threatens to be turned on its head to such a degree that what is left bears no resemblance to Christian teachings.
Swarthmore course description:


 Who is Gwen Kessler?
From Campus Reform:
[Professor Gwynn Kessler] is an associate professor of religion at Swarthmore College. She received her Ph.D. in Rabbinics from the Jewish Theological Seminary and has taught at various universities in the U.S., including the University of North Carolina at Greensboro and the University of Florida. Kessler has taught many different courses, some of which are on Jewish History, Judaism and Gender, Judaism and Ecology, Feminist Theology, and Religion and Gender. In her university bio, it says that her work fits the categories of “postmodern, feminist, and queer theoretical approaches.

Campus Reform reached out to Kessler for comments regarding her course but received no response in time for publication.
Swarthmore seems to create its own problems and craves attention:

...campus publications Voices and The Phoenix released anonymously leaked internal documents from Phi Psi, dating from 2010 to 2016.

The trove of files included minutes, detailing graphic sexual encounters with female students, lists of fraternity hazing challenges, and intimate videos and photographs of women that appear to have been taken without their consent. (In most instances, the papers report, the women have their backs to the camera.) One entry refers to an alleged "rape tunnel" and a "rape attic" in one of the fraternity headquarters.
Is there any question why so many college graduates have no marketable and appreciable real-world job qualifications? There are so many employment opportunities that hinge on God's gender and sexual orientation as opposed to asking a prospective employee, "can you create Pivot Tables?"

And DEM presidential candidates want to forgive student loan debt? For students majoring in courses like the above, the amount they owe should be doubled.

Friday, January 18, 2019

Millennial Binge Drinking EPIDEMIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

Another entry in the continuing series of An Epidemic of Epidemics.

KMSP FOX 9: Peak binge-drinking age shifting to later-20's.
People are graduating from college, but not graduating from their college binge drinking habits, according to new research from the University of Minnesota.
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...this recent study found binge drinking habits stretching to age 30.
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Women reported significantly higher binge drinking prevalence than in previous cohorts, from ages 21 through 30[.]
The clear, knee-jerk, yet solution to this EPIDEMIC, as with so many other EPIDEMICS like this, is raising the legal drinking age to thirty-five. If doing so saves just one binge-drinker...

Video link.

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Millennials Can't Open Tuna Fish Can


Millennials can't, or won't, open canned tuna - San Jose Mercury News:
"Many can’t be bothered to open and drain the cans, or fetch utensils and dishes to eat the tuna,” Jesse Newman and Annie Gasparro wrote.
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“A lot of millennials don’t even own can openers,” [said] Andy Mecs, vice president of marketing and innovation for Pittsburgh-based StarKist.
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“Ah yes, millennials are abandoning canned tuna because we’re lazy and not because uh, it’s gross as hell,” said Jamelle Bouie, Slate’s chief political correspondent tweeted.
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Here’s an alternate theory: Maybe millennials aren’t eating as much tuna because they grew up learning about how dolphins — the magical creatures of their Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers — were often killed when they became trapped in tuna nets? Or maybe it’s because they’re a health-conscious generation that worries about mercury poisoning? Or maybe it’s because it’s a generation that cares about the environment and struggles with the level of tuna overfishing?
Or maybe it's because millenials are dim-witted lazy fuckers who are waiting for a government sponsored program from their beloved "State" that will assist them in solving the incredibly daunting task of opening a can with a can opener.

I find the most startling sentence from the San Jose story is that Slate has a "Chief Political Correspondent". Who knew? I always figured Slate vomited Alpha-Bits cereal until the letters formed words and boom, there's their story. No?

I think it's time for a new millennial child's doll that says, "Can openers are tough," just like Barbie and math class.

Millennials can't or won't use a can opener. But they can operate a machine and obtain ingredients that will spit out their double-mocha, sun-dried vanilla bean, organic banana, sugar-free, caramel-drizzle, fiber powder, ginger-cinnamon-hazelnut, gluten-free, free-range honey, Himalayan Yoga sea salt, steamed soy/rice milk, no whipped cream, one Sweet'n Low, decaf coffee in a sustainable cup.

"Can openers are tough!"

Who's "wiping" millennials? If a can opener is foreign to them, the item below must be confoundedly perplexing. But wait...soon there will be an "app" for this:


The future, with Millennials, looks bright, doesn't it?