50 year mortgages.

  

"...lifetime of usury..." ✅  

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Toss car batteries into the ocean; help make oxygen.

The Drive: Google Tells Search Users It's a Good Idea to Throw Car Batteries Into the Ocean.

Maybe using Quora for featured answers isn't such a good idea after all! 

Quora! 🤣  

This topic still gets new mileage at Chans.

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Sloped roof "too dangerous for SS agents," says director Kimberly Cheatle.

The Telegraph: Sloping roof used by assassin ‘too dangerous’ for Secret Service agents.

Kimberly Cheatle, the Secret Service director, said the “sloped roof” where Thomas Matthew Crooks was positioned on Saturday could have posed a risk to agents.

“That building in particular has a sloped roof at its highest point. And so, you know, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof,” she told ABC News on Tuesday.

“And so, you know, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Secure the exterior of the building by doing it from the inside? WUT?

Cheatle's explanation makes zero sense. She expects us to believe her. She thinks we're stupid.

Secret Service Agents are trained for combat, gunfire, physical attacks, motorcades, bad actor snipers but ... not sloped roofs. 🤣

Home builders, roofers, rain gutter cleaners, home repair, insurance adjusters, homeowners, painters, etc all are on sloped roofs every day. Time to hire them instead of a DEI SS Director and agents. 

Elon: "So before being put in charge of protecting the PRESIDENT, she was guarding bags of Cheetos ..."

The Independent (25 August 2022): Kim Cheatle Biden taps PepsiCo executive to head Secret Service.

She is currently working as as a security executive at PepsiCo.

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"We noticed you didn't watch our ad! You vill watch ze ad before you zee the content!"

I can't find a story on this, so I don't know if this is a joke or true. 

If true, advertisers and sponsors will monitor your eye contact confirming you watched their ad before allowing you to view the actual content? And if they see that you didn't maintain eye contact, you'll have to watch it making certain to maintain eye contact? I don't F'ing think so. 

If you're aware of a story substantiating this new and innovative Big Brother Tech experience, drop a comment. This has to be a joke, right?

If true, I have to imagine this will result in a lot of unwatched content. Would you watch an ad where you're being monitored to make sure you view the ad?

Breaking news: Nashville shooter's manifesto can't be released because, "copyright", declares judge.

ABC News (July 5, 2024): NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Judge rules Nashville school shooter's writings can't be released and that victims' families have copyright.

Judge rules Nashville school shooter's writings can't be released and that victims' families have copyright.

^ That's it, the entire ABC story. 

Times Free Press (July 5, 2024): Judge says Nashville school shooter's writings can't be released as victims' families have copyright.

Chancery Court Judge I'Ashea Myles found that The Covenant School children and parents hold the copyright to any writings or other works created by shooter Audrey Hale, a former student who was killed by police. Hale's parents inherited the works and then transferred ownership to the families.

Myles ruled that "the original writings, journals, art, photos and videos created by Hale" are subject to an exception to the Tennessee Public Records Act created by the federal Copyright Act.

Daily Signal: Trans Nashville Shooter Allegedly Wrote Scathingly About Christians, Fantasized About ‘Imaginary Penis’.

Newly released pages purportedly from the Nashville Covenant School shooter’s manifesto indicate that the shooter was strongly fixated on gender ideology and deeply held anger against Christianity.
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[...] shooter Audrey Hale condemns her parents, harshly criticizes Christians, and fantasizes about her “imaginary penis.” The pages come after months of stonewalling from authorities, who refused to confirm or deny a previous set of manifesto pages commentator Steven Crowder released in November.

I'Ashea L. Myles profile.

This manifesto would've been released and published in a New York second had the shooter been a white male, targeted a different religion or was anti-trans/"transphobic".

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Seattle considers hiring illegals as Law Enforcement Officers and lowering testing standard.

You can't make this stuff up! 🤣 Seattle! LMAO! SHOKKED I tell ya that Minneapolis, Chicago, NYC, SF or LA didn't beat them to it.

MSN: Illegal immigrant police could soon fill beleaguered ranks of blue city.

The Seattle Police Department will now be able to hire participants in the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals policy first introduced under the Obama administration.

The Spokesman: Seattle commission recommends against new test for police recruits.

Andrea Scheele, executive director of the Public Safety Civil Service Commission, concluded it was neither practical nor advisable for Seattle to use a new police recruitment test that has a higher rate of candidates who pass than the current test. The conclusion is likely to frustrate mayor’s office staff and council members who see the city’s current test as an obstacle to bringing in new recruits.

The test, according to the mayor and crew is, "an obstacle." The mayor's staff and council want the passing test score lowered from 90% to 70% ! 🤣  Yeah, lower the standards because, "Muh ocbastacle!"

Any visitor from the Seattle area who drops by, leave a comment on this. (It can be anonymous). What's the reaction from the general public to the mayor's proposal of hiring illegals for the PD?

ChatGPT is BASED!

Who would program it to reply this way? Who?

No, I didn't input the above with ChatGPT, found it posted online.

Voting underway to give away more money the U.S. doesn't have.

Live coverage LINK

The $95B aid package for Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan will pass, imho. It shouldn't, but it will. 

With cucks like Johnson, dems, RINOs and the UniParty - how can it fail? When was the last time the U.S. government gifted the American people with over $200 Billion? (... checking notes ...) ... N E V E R.

"Muh Ukraine! Muh Israel! Muh Taiwan!"

"Biblical admonition", my ass.

Ontario must pay for a penis-sparing vaginoplasty for a person who identifies as neither fully female nor fully male.

National Post: Ontario resident who wants both a vagina and penis wins public funding for unique surgery.

Ontario has been ordered to pay for surgery for a resident who is seeking to have a vagina constructed while leaving their penis intact.

Denying the procedure would infringe on the person’s Charter-protected right to security of the person, an Ontario court said in its ruling.
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The Ontario resident, identified in court documents as K.S., has been locked in a legal battle with the Ontario Health Insurance Plan since 2022, when OHIP denied a funding request to have a penile preserving vaginoplasty performed at a clinic in Austin, Texas.

The surgery, which is not available anywhere in Canada, involves creating a vaginal canal, or opening, without removing the penis.

I can't believe taxpayers are paying for this.

Biden and Schumer critical of Israel and Netanyahu!

CNN: Schumer; Netanyahu coalition no longer fits the needs of Israel.

Chuck Schumer criticized the Netanyahu government and called for new elections in a speech on the Senate floor on the Israel-Hamas war.

al-Reuters: Schumer calls for new elections in Israel, criticizes Netanyahu.

The Hill: Biden has called Netanyahu an a‑‑hole 3 separate times.

AP: Biden backs Schumer after senator calls for new elections in Israel.

You're not buying this, are you? 

That Chuck Schebrew is criticizing Israel and Netanyahu? That Biden, who says "I am a Zionist," is critical of Israel, referring to Netanhayu as an "asshole" three times? That Netanyahu is really upset with fellow Tribesman Chuckles and that Bibi is upset with Biden, his gravy train? AYFKM?

It's a psy-op. Optics. This in-fighting is designed and deliberate. It's manufactured. Don't believe it. It's performance theater. 

Social Media Meltdown over KFC ad showing only black people eating chicken without utensils!

VIBE (on Yahoo): Black Twitter Calls Out KFC’s Latest Campaign As “Racially Tone Deaf”.

Black Twitter has deemed Kentucky Fried Chicken’s latest campaign “racially tone deaf.”

On Thursday (Aug. 24), KFC Canada’s Director of Marketing, Azim Akhtar, revealed their ad on X/Twitter. He uploaded three pictures of the new advertisement featuring an all-Black cast of people licking their fingers.

“Sorry Utensils, It’s Finger Lickin’ Good,” Akhtar typed. “Latest campaign, I couldn’t be more proud!!” Black Twitter caught wind of the promotion and labeled the billboards racist. Some people questioned the intention behind casting all-Black actors for the ad, when everyone enjoys fried chicken.

“1. So [white] people don’t lick their fingers? 2. We still not eating this (in this country),” one social media user xweeted. “3. I just know it’s a Black person on the creative team like, ‘I knew this wasn’t a good idea, but they don’t listen to me, so I just clock in…do my work…[and] go home.'”
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KFC Canada’s creative director responded to the backlash on Friday (Aug. 25), apologizing for “not being more thoughtful.” “My earlier post didn’t capture the full diversity of our latest campaign, and I personally apologize for not being more thoughtful in my excitement to share the campaign and only sharing certain photos,” he xweeted. “Here is the 60-second spot that is more representative of Canada’s diversity and our creative.”

However, that apology wasn’t enough for some. “You being the Director of Marketing,” another person expressed. “Sharing multiple gigantic billboards with black folks eating fried chicken licking their fingers is simply not it. No matter how diverse you feel this ad is.”

WATTPoulty: Sorry, utensils: KFC Canada’s chicken doesn’t need you.

Set to the instantly recognizable Air Supply’s “All Out of Love,” the campaign showcases people eating some of the brand’s most popular food by hand and issues a heartfelt apology to the abandoned spoons and forks.
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“You can’t help but go all in and dig in, no utensils needed, with food so good you can’t help but lick your fingers.”

ERRRMMAAAGAAWWWWD! People in an ad who are black eating chicken without using utensils? When do the International Criminal Court Trials start at The Hague?

One: I don't know what Black Twitter is. I'm guessing Twitter accounts written by black people or people who identify as black. 

Two: You've already lost me as a potential consumer on whatever your message is if you're using Air Supply's "All Out of Love." Were the musical rights to "Seasons In The Sun" unavailable? I never liked "All Out of Love". It's a lame song for cucks or incels. Fucking Air Supply. 🤣 

Here's the LINK, (I'll never run any Air Supply song on this blog) to the "All Out of Love" apology ad, with a vibrant mix and diversity of people eating chiggun but not using utensils. The Horror! The Obscenity of it All. 

State Department apologizes for causing pronoun butthurt.

Washington Free Beacon: State Department Offers Counseling To Misgendered Employees Triggered By Email Pronoun Debacle.

The State Department will offer counseling to any employee "who feels hurt or upset" by a system-wide email glitch that temporarily assigned random and often incorrect gender pronouns to staff.

The State Department is offering free therapy to "any employee who feels hurt or upset as a result of this unfortunate mistake," according to an internal email that went out to employees on Friday. Many State Department employees were "triggered" on Thursday, when emails from colleagues suddenly began to include random pronouns, like, "She/her/hers" and "He/Him/His" in the "from" line.

The pronouns were randomly assigned, with men being given female pronouns and vice versa, due to a "pronoun glitch" in the department’s system, the Washington Free Beacon first reported.

Those upset by the misgendering are encouraged to contact the State Department’s Employee Consultation Service "to speak to a professional counselor."

"I want to stress that the intent behind making this feature available is to make our systems more inclusive and provide employees with options—not to make decisions for them," Kelly E. Fletcher, the State Department’s chief information officer, wrote in the email. "I recognize that this error had the opposite effect, and again, I am very sorry."

RT: US State Department offers counseling to staff after ‘pronoun glitch’. 

In a tweet later on Thursday, State Department spokesman Matthew Miller said that “issues with user profiles on Microsoft Outlook” had caused the error.

State Department blames MS Outlook user profiles? 🤣 Sure, why not?

I'm very upset over this misuse of pronouns. Where do I go for my free therapy and, hopefully, benzos?

Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes.

David Neal

WHIO-TV (Yahoo): Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes.

A Hilton Hotel manager was arrested and charged Friday for entering a guest’s room and sucking on the customer’s toes.

David Neal, 52, was charged with aggravated burglary and assault for entering a male guest’s room and sucking on his toes Thursday, March 30.

Nashville Police were dispatched shortly after 5 a.m. to 121 4th Avenue South, where a Hilton Hotel resides, a spokesperson for the city’s police department stated.

While investigating a complaint, officers discovered that Neal, working as a night manager at the time, made a key card and entered the guest’s room.

The guest then woke up to find Neal sucking on his toes, which he immediately confronted.

The guest recognized Neal because the day before, he came into the room with another employee to fix an issue with the television, the spokesperson informed.

Neal claimed that he entered the room because he smelled smoke and was checking on the victim. However, the night manger did not report this issue to security. Furthermore, no other resident reported smelling smoke.

When officers asked where the room key was, Neal replied that he threw it away, the spokesperson said. The room key was never recovered.

Nashville Police Central Precinct detectives led the investigation and issued warrants against Neal.

He was arrested at his Lebanon, Tennessee, residence.

Neal is currently in jail, to be released on a $27,000 bond.

"The guest then woke up to find Neal sucking on his toes, which he immediately confronted." As opposed to what...waiting 10 minutes? 🤣

This is why you block the hotel door using an improvised mechanism in addition to the existing lock devices. And, of course, have near you various self-defense items some of which may or may not be non-lethal. Follow me for more hotel room safety tips!

I'm so jealous of Kathy Griffin!

FREE TEST KITS! WOO-HOO! With side orders of myocarditis, blood clots and Stage 4 Cancer!

And now, my completely inappropriate and insulting PhotoShop of the prophet Mohammad (pbuh)!

^ That's him, all right! ^

How can I be so insensitive?!?

Hope CAIR (Can't Antagonize Islamic Radicals) and The Religion of Peace don't attack me!

FOX News (MSN): Hamline University professor fired for showing images of Muhammad had warned students in syllabus.

A Minnesota liberal arts professor who was allegedly fired after showing students images of Muhammad in a class about Islamic art warned students about the works in the syllabus.

Erika López Prater, an adjunct professor at Hamline University, issued a syllabus warning students that the class would contain images of holy figures, including the prophet Muhammad and the Buddha, according to a New York Times report Sunday. Students were told they could contact her with any concerns about the course material, but none did, according to the report.

Prater also reportedly warned students that a painting containing an image of Muhammad was going to be displayed a few minutes ahead of time, giving anyone who might be offended by such imagery an opportunity to leave the classroom.

Despite the multiple warnings, a senior student in the class later complained to administrators about the imagery and picked up support from Muslim students who were not in the class, resulting in Prater not being welcomed back to the school and setting off national controversy surrounding academic freedom.

Some people were offended by something they didn't see!

 

She's a shrieker!

Disclaimer: Language.

LINK

Side effect from the vax and the boosters? Imagine being so insecure, unhinged, undisciplined and fragile. But she seems nice. Probably very fun and whimsical at parties.

Long line of cars wait to charge their EVs.

Errol Webber@ErrolWebber

“Get an EV,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.

This is at an EV charging station in California.

LINK and Thread

In the Thread a comment claims: 

"That video is one or two years old. (REEEEE! - DD) Things have improved!"

"Things have improved." So...there are more lines like this now than when that video was taken? Progress! 👍 👍

Department of Defense equity chief says she's, "exhausted with these white folx."

FOX News (Archived): 'Woke' Department of Defense equity chief writes anti-White posts: 'Exhausted with these white folx'.

The chief [I thought The Left banned using the title "Chief" in deference to the Indians. No? - DD] diversity, equity and inclusion officer at the Department of Defense's education wing, who describes herself as a "woke administrator," wrote a series of disparaging posts about White people on Twitter, Fox News Digital found.

Kelisa Wing is the DEI chief at Department of Defense Education Activity (DoDEA), which provides K-12 education to the DoD community in the U.S. and all over the world. After Fox News Digital reached out for comment, Wing's Twitter was put on private, but she did not immediately respond.

She wrote in June 2020, "I'm exhausted with these white folx in these [professional development] sessions." (It could be you, Toots, but more likely they'd rather be spending their time productively than listening to the narrative you're trying to sell. - DD)

"[T]his lady actually had the CAUdacity to say that black people can be racist too… I had to stop the session and give Karen the BUSINESS[.]

"Caudacity." She's witty. "Cau" for Caucasian and "dacity" for Audacity. Some academic she is. Can't correctly spell, "Bidness."

Wind turbine blades could be recycled into gummy bears, scientists say.

The Guardian (Archived): Wind turbine blades could be recycled into gummy bears, scientists say.

The next generation of wind turbine blades could be recycled into gummy bears at the end of their service, scientists have said.

"You vill eat ze turbines and ze bugs!"