Bye, Bye Bongino.
NPR: FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he will step down in January.
Heeeeeeeey Dan-O, wut habbened to "ALL THE PERP WALKS" you had lined up for us?
Turst Teh Plan!
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Bye, Bye Bongino.
NPR: FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he will step down in January.
Heeeeeeeey Dan-O, wut habbened to "ALL THE PERP WALKS" you had lined up for us?
Turst Teh Plan!
UPDATE: MAY 29, 2025: Dan Bongino 2023 and 2025. What a difference a couple years make. 🤣 Keep Huffing the Hopium and blaming The Deep State. (Couldn't let this go un-updated. My final annotation. Story complete.) ⏬⏬
UPDATE: MAY 17, 2025: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd..........~30 days later.......nothing habbened. What habbened to all those "Bongino Perp-Walks" that were PROMISED? How many times will you fall for this?
Bondi, Patel, Bongino...all Big Fat Nothing Burgers. The Swamp is the same, only some names have changed. Instead of Mitch McWorthless it's John Thune. Johnson instead of McCarthy. On and on go the carnival barkers. How can this be? Consider the following: there are 100 members of the U.S. Senate and 435 members of the House. Out of those, 48 Senators and 426 House members are funded by OyPack. Catching on yet?
OyPack spent over $100 million in just the 2024 election year.
Here's a question for ya. Why has Oypack NEVER sponsored a serious candidate to run against Illhan Omar? But keep on posting the "Deport Ilhan Omar" memes and pounding away numerous keystrokes about how she should be forced from office and "sent back home." I'm not defending Omar at all, I can't think of any political belief she has on which I agree. My point is, she's not going to be removed from office or deported. The attention, devotion of time and spinning your wheels Omar gets is just a facade...an illusion...a distraction that keeps you from noticing or admitting who controls U.S. politicians.
Keep Hu-Hu-Huffing the Hopium. "Two More Weeks!" 🤣
Wednesday, April 16, 2025
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Another distraction.
Dan's gonna get the Perps! Yeah. In 30 days! Big Arrests Coming Thoon!
Whoa Nelly! Git the popcorn! Arrests really gonna habben! 🤣
"20 SS agents assigned to him! What he's working on is YUGE. It is! You'll See!"
ME: "Uh-huh. Okay."
"I love you."
"The check's in the mail."
"The car I'm selling runs great!"
You know the rest.
30 days is the new "Two More Weeks."
^ True. Listed on IMDB Cast of characters.
March 3, 2025: Pete Hegseth orders release of Benghazi Files.
February 27, 2025: Bondi Nothing Burger on Epstein.
Same as unredacted files on Epstein, JFK, RFK, 9/11, UFOs, Seth Rich, mystery drones. Still waiting...
Hey...'member verifying the gold at Ft. Knox? Ahhhhhhh...good times, good times. 🤣
Keep huffing the Hopium!
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| ^ That's him, all right! ^ |
How can I be so insensitive?!?
Hope CAIR (Can't Antagonize Islamic Radicals) and The Religion of Peace don't attack me!
FOX News (MSN): Hamline University professor fired for showing images of Muhammad had warned students in syllabus.
A Minnesota liberal arts professor who was allegedly fired after showing students images of Muhammad in a class about Islamic art warned students about the works in the syllabus.
Erika López Prater, an adjunct professor at Hamline University, issued a syllabus warning students that the class would contain images of holy figures, including the prophet Muhammad and the Buddha, according to a New York Times report Sunday. Students were told they could contact her with any concerns about the course material, but none did, according to the report.
Prater also reportedly warned students that a painting containing an image of Muhammad was going to be displayed a few minutes ahead of time, giving anyone who might be offended by such imagery an opportunity to leave the classroom.
Despite the multiple warnings, a senior student in the class later complained to administrators about the imagery and picked up support from Muslim students who were not in the class, resulting in Prater not being welcomed back to the school and setting off national controversy surrounding academic freedom.
Some people were offended by something they didn't see!
It might be simpler and easier for Ill-han to provide a list of family members and married men she hasn'tCongresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota quoted the Quran on Twitter, Wednesday, to suggest that those who accuse her of infidelity should be flogged.
Omar’s suggestion came after Twitter user Retawa Agnihotri quoted a passage of the Quran that condemns adulterers beneath one of congresswoman’s tweets. Omar responded with a Quranic verse of her own that directs the faithful to “flog” those who make false accusations of against “chaste women.”
“And those who accuse chaste women, and produce not four witnesses, flog them with eighty stripes, and reject their testimony forever. They indeed are the Faasiqoon (liars, rebellious, disobedient to Allaah)”
[al-Noor 24:4].
— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) April 1, 2020
This exchange immediately drew significant criticism. Robby Starbuck, an accomplished music video producer and conservative political pundit chimed in, calling it “absolutely insane” that a “US Congresswoman encourages flogging those who are disobedient to Allah.”
Maajid Nawaz, the founder of a counter-extremism think tank also noted how “ISIS & other Islamists have only recently implemented such scripture with horrific results.”
“How appropriate do you [Omar] think it is for you to be publicly citing this passage advocating lashing other human beings, so publicly,” he asked.
Mohammad Tawhidi, also known as the Imam of Peace, weighed in, suggesting that it’s ironic how the congresswoman seemed to characterize herself as a “chaste woman.”
No doubt the pious DEMS in the House of Reps, who, clutching at their pearls, have repeatedly told us how concerned they are over our threatened democracy from foreign influences, will immediately begin an investigation into Omar. Right?Candadian [sic] businessman said Omar relayed sensitive information to Iran through Qatar
US Democratic Representative Ilhan Omar is a foreign agent on a Qatari payroll, a Florida court heard in a sworn testimony, according to Monday's report by the English edition of Al Arabiya.
The news agency says it got hold of an October 23 deposition by Alan Bender, a Kuwait-born businessman from Canada, testifying in a case against Qatari emir's brother, and verified it with the attorney for the plaintiffs.
According to Bender, he met with three top Qatari officials, including Emir for Security Affairs' secretary, and was told that Omar is "the crown jewel" among US politicians recruited by Qatar.
The three allegedly claimed that Ilhan owed her current position to the Qatari money bankrolling her campaign.
In his testimony, Al Arabiya reports, the businessman said that Omar made use of her position within the US House of Representatives to recruit other politicians.
She also supposedly shared sensitive information to Qatar, which relayed it to Iran.
Let me guess...their feelings are hurt. More feigned outrage from ingrates. How unsurprisingly novel.St. Paul, Minn. – DemocraticU.S. Reps. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota and Rashida Tlaib of Michigan plan to host a news conference Monday afternoon on travel restrictions to Israel and Palestine, after they were denied entry into Israel last week.
Tlaib isn't being silenced or being treated like a criminal. She was asked to be respectful as a guest in another country. She couldn't - rather, wouldn't - do that.Representative Rashida Tlaib said she will not visit Israel to visit her grandmother and other Palestinian relatives on the West Bank after being treated “like a criminal” by Israel, which announced Thursday that Tlaib and Representative Ilhan Omar would not be allowed into the country on a planned political visit.
“Silencing me & treating me like a criminal is not what she wants for me,” the Michigan Democrat said of her grandmother. “It would kill a piece of me. I have decided that visiting my grandmother under these oppressive conditions stands against everything I believe in–fighting against racism, oppression & injustice.”
“The decision has been made, the decision is not to allow them to enter,” Israeli Deputy Foreign Minister Tzipi Hotovely told Israel’s Reshet Bet Radio.L'chaim! (Glasses clink).
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“Israel’s law prohibits the entry of people who call and operate to boycott Israel, as is the case with other democracies that prevent the entry of people whose perception harms the country,” [said Interior Minister Aryeh Deri].
Republican Sen. Rand Paul is offering to buy Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar a plane ticket to visit her home country of Somalia to learn to be more grateful for living in the United States.
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"I hear Rep. Omar say, 'Oh, America is a terrible place, there is no justice here,'" Paul said. “Well, she came here and we fed her, we clothed her, she got welfare, she got school, she got healthcare, and then, lo and behold, she has the honor of actually winning a seat in Congress, and she says we’re a terrible country? I think that’s about as ungrateful as you can get."
-Al Wilson – The Snake
On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
"Oh well," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"Take me in oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake
She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
Now she hurried home from work that night as soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taking in had been revived
"Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake
Now she clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
Now she stroked his pretty skin and then she kissed and held him tight
But instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite
"Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake
"I saved you," cried that woman
"And you've bit me even, why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in."
Read more about Ilhan Omar:Dear Members of the United States House of Representatives Committee on Ethics,
A formal request for an investigation into extensive allegations of ethical and legal misconduct by Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was submitted to the Office of Congressional Ethics by Minnesota State Representative Steve Drazkowski on July 23, 2019. These allegations hold serious consequences for the future of our country and contain multiple citations of clear probable cause for crimes that include:
· Federal and state tax fraud
· Perjury in a court of law
· Immigration fraud
Thank you for your prompt attention to this very important matter.
...a Somali forum in 2016 that made the claim that she was in a fraternal marriage. It was taken in London according to the Instagram caption.
The post says: 'He (Omar's second husband) arrived in the United States in 2008. As soon as Ilhan Omar married him he started university at her alma mater North Dakota State University where he graduated in 2012.
'Shortly thereafter he moved to Minneapolis where he was living in a public housing complex and later evicted. He then returned to the United Kingdom where he now lives.'
Today Omar's second husband Ahmed Nur Said Elmi posted a picture soaking up the view at sunny Nyali Beach Resort in Mombasa Kenya.
He is at the center of the explosive rumor of bigamy and inter-familial marriage which Omar has called an Islamophobic slur.
Elmi is a freelance copywriter and fashionista who has written adverts for Valentino handbags, No7 and L'Oreal cosmetics.
In a Latent Mental Lapse Afterthought Moment due to aging, Slow Joe Biden hopped on the bandwagon. Washington Examiner: Biden slams Trump for "send her back" chant.[Ilhan] Omar blasted Mr Trump as a "FAAATH--EEESSST."
"As much as HEEETH spewing his FAAATH-EEEST" IDEEE-OLO-GHEEE on stage, telling US SEEE-TAH-ZEENS to go BHHHACCCCCK because they don't agree WEEEETH HITH detrimental poli-CEEEEEES for HH-OUR CON-TREE, we tell PEEEE-POL that HHHHEEERE in the United States: dissent is patriotic," the Minnesota Democrat told reporters outside Congress.
Joe Biden criticized President Trump for escalating his feud with four minority congresswomen during a rally in North Carolina on Wednesday....Says the guy whose party was birthed from the Klan:
During a campaign stop in Los Angeles, the 2020 front-runner called Trump's rhetoric "despicable." He also talked about the Greenville audience's "send her back" chant, which was aimed at Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar, comparing it to the words of segregationist George Wallace.
Democratic U.S. Congresswomen Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib are planning a visit to Israel and the West Bank in the coming weeks, but Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will have to decide whether they would be let in to the country, over the support they have voiced for the boycott, divestment and sanctions movement.Breitbart: Omar, Rashida Tlaib Introduce Bill Supporting Antisemitic BDS.
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Israeli law allows authorities to deny entry into the country by individuals who support boycotting the country.
Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib introduced a resolution [July 17, 2019] aimed at supporting the antisemitic Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) movement, which targets the Middle East’s only democracy.
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...Omar went so far as to compare boycott movements like the anti-Israel BDS campaign to the Boston Tea Party.