Bye, Bye Bongino.
NPR: FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he will step down in January.
Heeeeeeeey Dan-O, wut habbened to "ALL THE PERP WALKS" you had lined up for us?
Turst Teh Plan!
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Bye, Bye Bongino.
NPR: FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he will step down in January.
Heeeeeeeey Dan-O, wut habbened to "ALL THE PERP WALKS" you had lined up for us?
Turst Teh Plan!
But wait! There's MOAR! Uh huh. After Dan Bongino's hype and failure to deliver.
No different than promises made to "The Base", promises diverted, forgotten and gaslighted. Epstein, JFK, RFK, 9/11, USS Liberty, Benghazi, Seth Rich, etc. Some of them files that are files that never existed. Abracadabra!
Enter Tulsi! She's gonna give us Perp Walks of Obama, Hillary, Brennan and more! Woo-Hoo! Sure. This will habben! I've got seaside coastal property for sale in Nebraska, too. Low prices! Financing available! Leave a comment if interdasted.
Prepare for the following SOP:
We'll get two usual RINO performers, probably Jim Jordan and Tom Cotton and their well-rehearsed act again. Express feigned outrage. Call for investigations. Put on their, "this is my scowling face of disgust." Grandstand for screen time during Congressional hearing. Make harshly worded pronouncements that are meaningless. Tell everyone they've sent harshly worded letters to people and agencies.
Then hit the political circuit of media friendlies (Hannity, R-Tard and Buck, FOX News etc etc) making BOLD claims of justice is coming...you wait and see! Just "Two More Weeks! Turst Teh Plan!" Send another harshly worded letter to someone else. Feign scowl again for media cameras.
Then, Jordan and Cotton, along with their fellow Uni-Party AIPAC nub-rubbers will quiet down. They'll disappear for a short while. Then move on to The Next Outrage and repeat their same soap opera performances. "Oh. Teh Drama." All the while their base cheering them on, taking the bait. Annnnnnnnnnnnnd, nothing habbens. We've seen this movie before. It sucked then, it sucks worse now.
You know damn well if we were six months into a Dem-majority House, Senate and White House there would've have been at least charges filed, jailed (and perhaps bailed) of at least one Republican or R-related operative or associate. But six months into this Congressional Circus and Orange Jewlius and still nothing?
This is the next 3.5 years.
Bongino finally, I guess, is earning enough now to afford that hair transplant he's been pining over for so many years, so I guess maybe that's something?
Wonder if Naftali is willing to take a Polygraph test on his statements? They all lie.
This post was generated by AI. We now return to the no-longer-updated Drake's Place blog, already in progress...
UPDATE: MAY 29, 2025: Dan Bongino 2023 and 2025. What a difference a couple years make. 🤣 Keep Huffing the Hopium and blaming The Deep State. (Couldn't let this go un-updated. My final annotation. Story complete.) ⏬⏬
UPDATE: MAY 17, 2025: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd..........~30 days later.......nothing habbened. What habbened to all those "Bongino Perp-Walks" that were PROMISED? How many times will you fall for this?
Bondi, Patel, Bongino...all Big Fat Nothing Burgers. The Swamp is the same, only some names have changed. Instead of Mitch McWorthless it's John Thune. Johnson instead of McCarthy. On and on go the carnival barkers. How can this be? Consider the following: there are 100 members of the U.S. Senate and 435 members of the House. Out of those, 48 Senators and 426 House members are funded by OyPack. Catching on yet?
OyPack spent over $100 million in just the 2024 election year.
Here's a question for ya. Why has Oypack NEVER sponsored a serious candidate to run against Illhan Omar? But keep on posting the "Deport Ilhan Omar" memes and pounding away numerous keystrokes about how she should be forced from office and "sent back home." I'm not defending Omar at all, I can't think of any political belief she has on which I agree. My point is, she's not going to be removed from office or deported. The attention, devotion of time and spinning your wheels Omar gets is just a facade...an illusion...a distraction that keeps you from noticing or admitting who controls U.S. politicians.
Keep Hu-Hu-Huffing the Hopium. "Two More Weeks!" 🤣
Wednesday, April 16, 2025
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Another distraction.
Dan's gonna get the Perps! Yeah. In 30 days! Big Arrests Coming Thoon!
Whoa Nelly! Git the popcorn! Arrests really gonna habben! 🤣
"20 SS agents assigned to him! What he's working on is YUGE. It is! You'll See!"
ME: "Uh-huh. Okay."
"I love you."
"The check's in the mail."
"The car I'm selling runs great!"
You know the rest.
30 days is the new "Two More Weeks."
^ True. Listed on IMDB Cast of characters.
March 3, 2025: Pete Hegseth orders release of Benghazi Files.
February 27, 2025: Bondi Nothing Burger on Epstein.
Same as unredacted files on Epstein, JFK, RFK, 9/11, UFOs, Seth Rich, mystery drones. Still waiting...
Hey...'member verifying the gold at Ft. Knox? Ahhhhhhh...good times, good times. 🤣
Keep huffing the Hopium!
Commissioner Gordon said The Dynamic Duo is currently busy trying to deport some guy exercising Free Speech First Amendment rights because he said something some people didn't like.
All other file releases - JFK, RFK, Epstein, Benghazi, UFOs, mystery drones - are now delayed by Two...More...Weeks. Redacting "Israel" from these files takes a lot of time!
Information Liberation: Schumer: Trump Not Doing Enough for Jews.
"And he [Trump] cut off all the money -- we worked very hard for this [🤣... "worked" - DD] -- called non-profit security grant, money for synagogues that have been accosted by anti-Semitic activities," [Schumer] said.
Read the entire story. Kvetch Shebrew is lying and gaslighting to the max.
Sorta; Kinda.
National Archives: JFK Assassination Records - 2025 Documents Release.
Some selected social media hot takes.
NY Times: Hegseth Cuts Pentagon Work on Preventing Civilian Harm.
Hegseth's decision was heavily criticized by civilian harm protection advocates with whom the military worked in close consultation to develop policies.
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Joanna Naples-Mitchell, a human rights lawyer representing 30 families whose loved ones were injured or killed in U.S. combat operations in Iraq, Syria or Afghanistan between 2015 and 2024, said eliminating these programs would exacerbate the trauma of civilian victims and moral injury among soldiers involved in the incidents.
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Since Trump took office, the U.S. military has launched several strikes in Iraq, Syria and Somalia, despite his earlier promises to end, "endless wars."
Anyone with two or more functioning brain neurons sees where this is going. It's an overture in caving to the Zionists who don't want the real number of Palestinian, Syrian, Iraqi, Iranian or Houthi civilian deaths accurately reported.
Zogseth and Company have their collective tongues so deep in Zionist ass they can tickle their Master's tonsils.
This administration is beginning to wear awfully thin on me and fast, pushing me right back into total Libertarian mode. I'll never vote for Dems or RINOs, and soon, I'll return to voting strictly for Libertarian candidates. If this means throwing away my vote and Dems win, so be it. I know exactly what I'm getting with Dems and Liberals, they're the Devil I know.
I don't know the Devil in the RINOs and the majority of those who claim to be Republicans who fall in line with their fellow RINOs and do the bidding for their AIPAC-handlers while claiming they're, "America First!"
Orange Jewlius said he'd end the Ukraine-Russian War on his, "first day." This hasn't happened, has it?
MASS DEPORTATIONS as they were presented to us...of literally thousands of illegals being removed daily? Not happening. Why not?
The files that were supposed to be released on Epstein, JFK, RFK, 9/11, Benghazi, UFOs, aliens, the mystery drone lights...Where TF are they?
The Deep State and The Swamp are firmly in place. They haven't gone away. Only a few names have changed. Maybe you haven't noticed this.