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Wednesday, September 4, 2024
Thursday, July 25, 2024
Was Biden's address last night live, taped or AI?
I'd forgotten that The Walking Dead addressed the nation last night - allegedly "live"- not that I would've watched it anyway. But some have noticed inconsistencies about it.
Thursday, June 27, 2024
Post Presidential Debate Analysis.
On Biden:
"WE BEAT MEDICARE!" WUT? 🤣
I guess amphetamines don't always work. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ Who knew? Good Grief, Biden looked like he walked out of the embalmer's room. Pale, stiff and casket-ready. Sounded like shit, hoarse, dazed, confused, tired, mumbled, occasional staring into space Trippin' Balls. This is the best he could do after 7 days of prep?
The moments Biden appeared most alert was when Trump was talking and it was double-screen showing both candidates. I think Biden was "wired", signaling someone electronically. He touched his face and nose often, and reaching up by his ear as if sending an SOS hand signal. Then he'd start writing notes, as if receiving rebuttal talking points from his Controller via an earpiece. Thus the obvious,"Write it and say it like this Joe, 'Number One...Number Two...Number Three.'"
"That fact of the matter is...the fact of the matter is...Number one...Number Two...The...uh...I, uh, and by the way...by the way...and, uh, Guess What...I tell you what, Guess what...I tell you what...the fact of the matter is. Winnie The Pooh and juice box time now?" A rambling, word salad from someone who should reside in a Memory Care Unit.
And in golf Biden says he's, "a six handicap." Yeeeeaaaahhhh. Sure.
On Trump:
I don't agree with every policy he has. I don't agree with anyone 100% (well, only the wife - I say I agree but she knows when I'm lying).
Did you catch when Trump called Biden, "Brandon"? LMAO!
Are you better off now than you were four years ago? Do you enjoy paying 2-4X more on practically everything? How can you not support Trump?
Today I noticed that in our neighborhood, overnight, at the best price station, a gallon of gas increased from $3.04 to $3.39.
A bit repetitive on some issues but Trump had no choice but to do that in order to combat the continual accusations that have been debunked that Biden kept alleging. imho Trump turned in a fine performance.
ABC Post Debate analysts, including Liberal Lapdogs anchor David Muir and DC Reporter Jonathan Karl shredded Biden's performance. Karl indicating Dems in both DC and the DNC are in a state of shock, panic and disarray over Biden's abysmal performance.
Politico: Dems freak out over Biden's debate performance: 'Biden is toast'.
What are your thoughts?
Thursday, June 20, 2024
Biden: 50+ years in politics; needs a week to prepare for presidential debate.
Another week off for the most-vacationed p(Resident) to be installed in the White House. Over 50 years in politics, a self-declared high IQ and top-of-the-class graduate from law school (both lies), and infamous globe trotting pants shatter and he has to prepare for a presidential debate? Senile old fuck.
Biden IS (as I'm always happy to point out), the first occupant of the White House who flunked Third Grade. Be honest Joe, you ate and liked that white, thick paste, didn't you? 🤣
Then there's Trump, who can, for 2+ hours, speak extemporaneously. He needs no notes, little prep.
The Biden campaign originally insisted the debate be, "sit-down," not standing.
Too bad Joe. The agreed upon manner of debate will be standing at uniform podiums.
USA McPaper: Will Biden and Trump be sitting or standing for CNN presidential debate?
In CNN’s agreed-upon rules for their 90-minute debate, “both candidates agreed to appear at a uniform podium,” and a coin flip will decide their podium positions.
Biden Admin now spinning that they NEVER asked that candidates be seated because Corpse Biden is incapable of standing for 90 minutes. "It's a lie! Everything anyone says unflattering about Biden is a lie," the typical gaslighting from the dreadful occupants of the White House.
If during the debate One Neuron Joe "freezes," collapses, wanders off or melts down - let him Donald. Let the debate moderators deal with it.
You can bet there's a 6-10 second broadcast delay so that if Dementia Man craters and goes blank, it won't be televised. Social Media will obtain it though, and the video will be viral. "Cheap Deep Fake," will be the defense from the liars in charge.
Biden also needs to be checked to make sure that he's not wearing a secret ear-piece and wire like he did four years ago.
How often has Biden said he'll debate Donald Trump any place, anywhere? OK then. Trump proposed 4-5 debates. NOPE! So far Biden will commit to only two. Watch'cha 'fraid of Mister Freeze?
Wednesday, May 8, 2024
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Biden admits he and democrat party can't be trusted.
NY Post: Biden asks how many times Trump has to prove ‘we’ can’t be trusted in latest gaffe.
Biden, in his latest gaffe on the campaign trail, on Tuesday questioned the number of times former President Donald Trump needed to prove that “we” can’t be trusted.
“Folks, in a sense, I don’t know why we’re surprised by Trump,” Biden said during a stop in Florida. “How many times does he have to prove we can’t be trusted?”
Sunday, April 21, 2024
Wednesday, April 17, 2024
Biden says his Uncle Bosey eaten by cannibals.
NY Post: Biden claims uncle eaten by cannibals.
RCP: Biden Shares The Legend Of His Uncle Bosey Who Was Eaten By Cannibals In World War Two.
Biden, for the third time in less than 24 hours, tells the dubious story about his "Uncle Bosey" and "a lot of cannibals" in New Guinea before repeating the debunked "suckers and losers" hoax.
He also claims D-Day was on a Sunday (it was on a Tuesday).
RT: Pentagon contradicts Biden's claim that uncle was shot down or eaten by cannibals.
According to the Pentagon’s agency for prisoners of war and missing in action (POW-MIA), [Uncle Bosey] Finnegan was never shot down, however. Nor was it on a reconnaissance mission, as Biden claimed.
Thursday, April 11, 2024
Biden unaware of what Century he's in. (VIDEO)
Breitbart: Biden Makes Case for Reelection: ‘Elect Me. I’m in the 20th Century’.
[...] Biden, 81, made the case on Wednesday for his reelection, arguing he is ready for four more years because “I’m in the 20th century.”
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[...] Biden said, “Elect me. I’m in the 20th Century,” before correcting himself, saying, “the 21st century.”
Thursday, January 12, 2023
More classified documents found in Biden's Delaware garage.
Breitbart: Biden Admits Classified Documents Found in His Garage Next to Corvette.
President Joe Biden confirmed Thursday classified documents were discovered in his garage at his Delaware home, but did not explain why.
“By the way, the Corvette is in a locked garage. OK? It’s not like they’re sitting out in the street,” he said when asked by reporters about the revelation of a second group of classified documents found at his home in Wilmington, Delaware.
Monday, December 26, 2022
Just go away.
President Biden & Jill Biden @POTUS & @FLOTUS
Just a few finishing touches! Hope you and your loved ones are having a great Christmas Eve.
Friday, December 16, 2022
Biden gets testy over his age. "You think I don’t know how f—ing old I am?"
NY Post: Biden snaps over ‘f—ing’ age talk as he mulls re-election run.
The oldest-ever commander-in-chief, who turned 80 last month, has “vented to allies” about how much the topic is discussed in the media as he sizes up a bid for a second term in 2024, Politico reported Tuesday.
“You think I don’t know how f—ing old I am?” an exasperated Biden — who reportedly has a penchant for profanity — ranted to one of his acquaintances earlier this year, according to the outlet.
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Poll after poll has show Biden’s age and health are serious concerns for most voters.
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In [an MSNBC] interview, Biden suggested that he actually felt closer to 50 years old than 80.
Well, Joe...you are 80, not 50.
Wednesday, November 23, 2022
The Biden's Thanksgiving: At a $30M Nantucket Compound.
President Joe Biden, his wife Jill and the extended Biden clan will once again camp out at the luxurious Nantucket compound owned by billionaire businessman turned philanthropist David Rubenstein for the Thanksgiving holiday.
The Biden clan arrives on the island on Tuesday evening, where they'll spend the week eating turkey and talking about the 2024 presidential race at the same 13-acre estate they stayed on last year.
Biden should be talking about taxing the wealthy, shouldn't he? As Obama would say, "The Rubenstein's didn't build that!"
TAX THE RICH! TAX THE BILLIONAIRES! MAKE THEM PAY! CONFISCATE THEIR WEALTH! OCCUPY WALL STREET!
Look at all that land! Plenty of room for building housing for illegal immigrants and the homeless.
Sure hope that "compound" has plenty of Adult Diaper Changing Rooms.
Wondering...if the Rubenstein's covered all the furniture with plastic? Is Hunter invited? Will he bring his stripper baby mama? How many of Joe and Jill's illegitimate grandchildren will be there? What 1970s floral sofa pattern will Jill's dress resemble? With all that land, will there be an Easter Egg Hunt? Before the meal, will Joe read excerpts from Ashley's Diary? So many questions...
Thursday, September 22, 2022
Tuesday, September 20, 2022
In London, shouts of love for Joe Biden!
September 19, 2022, in London. I believe this is on the way to AF1, after the funeral. If not, then on the way to it, doesn't matter. They love Joe:
Monday, September 19, 2022
Tacky Tamale Jill Biden's funeral fashion faux pas.
USA MacPaper (Yahoo, Archived): Jill Biden criticized for wearing fascinator instead of hat to Queen Elizabeth's funeral.
... the first lady, 71, arrived to Westminster Abbey in London Monday donning a black Schiaparelli bespoke suit and fascinator — a piece of headwear requiring a clip, comb or headband to stay in place.
Fascinators are "often worn by women attending formal occasions such as weddings and events," according to Fascinators Direct, an online collection of hats and fascinators.
You often see fascinators at joyous events, such as weddings. While they can be worn to somber events like funerals, the more accepted etiquette would be to wear a hat as a sign of respect.
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Twitter users were quick to call out Biden on the apparent fashion faux pas.
Twitter user @woobs98765 wrote that a "big black bow in your hair" isn't appropriate for a funeral.
"Why did she do that?" asked @JoBaillie4.
"That tacky headband bow in her hair at a state funeral," wrote @TruthsOverLiars. "This isn’t high tea."
"The head piece really made my designer friends gulp," wrote @jijiipetti. "It's wrong all the way around, frivolous bow for a somber funeral"
"why is jill biden wearing a party bow on her head?" asked @Airstrip_0ne.
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Black hats were difficult to find ahead of the queen's funeral, according to local outlets. The Daily Mail reported Princess Beatrice left a hat store empty-handed amid a shortage of black hats in London.
I have no clue on women's fashion, especially for funeral etiquette. But the people commenting seem to know their subject. I'll take their word on this. Tacky Tamale Jill.
"Black hats were difficult to find ahead of the queen's funeral." Well, let's see - - - Is this Tamale Jill's first funeral for a dignitary while she's been the wife of a buffoon who was a Senator for 100 years and served as VP for eight?
And it's been twelve days since the Queen died. The wife of the pResident couldn't find appropriate headgear? At least Joe didn't show up wearing his bicycle helmet.
Melania would never have made this mistake.
Friday, September 9, 2022
Different Queen, Joe.
The only (p)Resident the U.S. has had that flunked third grade.
Wednesday, August 10, 2022
8.5% = 0% !
Tuesday, August 9, 2022
Monday, August 8, 2022
Joe, put your sport coat on. C'mon Man! Hey! Don't Drop those Avs! Oh....no,no,no! Get 'em. There ya go, Joe!
A masked Joe Biden struggles to put his sport coat back on and drops his aviators on the runway[.]
















