Biden back at his Tiny Desk.

LINK

Twitchy: Biden at His Tiny Fake White House Desk.

Biden squeezes out diaper fudge during debate. VIDEO.

Video below.

Increase volume of your main audio output. Right after Trump says, "money." 

Top Notch Advice for Donald Trump for next week's debate with Joe Biden.

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Found it at an image board. If other blogs are running this, I didn't steal it from them. You're welcome to it. H/T not required.

Biden's Gaza pier breaks apart two weeks after completion.

ABC (AUS): Gaza pier built to supply aid to Palestinians breaks apart two weeks after completion.

A $490 million pier built off the Gaza coast less than two weeks ago has broken apart during stormy weather.

Biden: "LAST NAME", advises teleprompter. Biden says, "Last name."

LINK to video.

Story: Biden Suffers Another Embarrassing Loss To The Teleprompter.

Biden admits he and democrat party can't be trusted.

NY Post: Biden asks how many times Trump has to prove ‘we’ can’t be trusted in latest gaffe.

Biden, in his latest gaffe on the campaign trail, on Tuesday questioned the number of times former President Donald Trump needed to prove that “we” can’t be trusted.

“Folks, in a sense, I don’t know why we’re surprised by Trump,” Biden said during a stop in Florida. “How many times does he have to prove we can’t be trusted?”

Biden: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy? Because that's America!"

Via: RNC Research 

Biden says his Uncle Bosey eaten by cannibals.

NY Post: Biden claims uncle eaten by cannibals.

RCP: Biden Shares The Legend Of His Uncle Bosey Who Was Eaten By Cannibals In World War Two.

Biden, for the third time in less than 24 hours, tells the dubious story about his "Uncle Bosey" and "a lot of cannibals" in New Guinea before repeating the debunked "suckers and losers" hoax.

He also claims D-Day was on a Sunday (it was on a Tuesday).

RT: Pentagon contradicts Biden's claim that uncle was shot down or eaten by cannibals. 

According to the Pentagon’s agency for prisoners of war and missing in action (POW-MIA), [Uncle Bosey] Finnegan was never shot down, however. Nor was it on a reconnaissance mission, as Biden claimed.

Biden unaware of what Century he's in. (VIDEO)

Breitbart: Biden Makes Case for Reelection: ‘Elect Me. I’m in the 20th Century’.

[...] Biden, 81, made the case on Wednesday for his reelection, arguing he is ready for four more years because “I’m in the 20th century.”
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[...] Biden said, “Elect me. I’m in the 20th Century,” before correcting himself, saying, “the 21st century.”

RNC video LINK

Biden stumbles climbing up AF1 baby staircase - Again.

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Breitbart: 81-Year-Old Biden Nearly Trips Twice on Stairs to Air Force One.

Maybe Secret Service can start carrying him up and down the baby stairs on a gurney. Sure hope not. That would deprive those of us who want to enjoy seeing the fetid, aging, feeble Dementia Man from a well-deserved face-plant. Walks like he's got a double diaper load in his Depends.

Biden falls...AGAIN!

Not climbing the stairs of AF1, but on a stage! 🤣

Twitter LINK and Thread

 

Breitbart: Biden Takes Huge Fall on Stage at Air Force Academy Graduation.

 

This is what happens when Biden's Puppet-Master's strings break!

Biden fell up AF1 stairs, AGAIN, in Warsaw today.

LINK

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Trump economy VS Biden economy in one image.

Yep!

Cap'n Diaper: "5 Vietnam military deferments for asthma" and flunked third grade.

South Sudan President Salva Kiir urinates in pants during ceremony.

I forgot about this, it was in my Draft folder.

RT: Journalists detained over embarrassing leak for president.

South Sudan’s Salva Kiir apparently lost control of his bladder during a road-commissioning event in December.

Six journalists have been detained in South Sudan over the circulation of a video purportedly showing President Salva Kiir urinating in his pants, the Committee to Protect Journalists has stated. The video, which went viral online, triggered debate about the 71-year-old leader’s health.

Filmed at the commissioning of a road project last month, the video shows Kiir standing for the national anthem with the aid of a cane, as a dark stain spreads down the inside of his trouser leg. As Kiir looks down and notices the puddle forming around his feet, the camera pans away.

LINK to Tweet and Video

HEY, President Mayardit, don't worry about it. 

We in the U.S. have a (p)Resident who pees and poops himself daily, maybe hourly, who dooks on the floor of the Vatican and shakes hands with ghosts. You got no worries.

Joe...where ya going? Another Sundowning moment.

LINK and Thread

 

8.5% = 0% !

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I guess Leni Riefenstahl's U.S. Ministry of Propaganda didn't get the memo:

PBS: U.S. inflation at 8.5 percent, slips from from 40-year high.

 

Consumer prices jumped 8.5% in July compared with a year earlier, the government said Wednesday, down from a 9.1% year-over-year jump in June.

PBS Story Archived

Biden forgets within 5 second that he just shook hands...

... with Chuck Schebrew.

LINK

 

Biden has another coughing fit. You're never too old to start smoking cigarettes, Joe!

LINK: Twitter Thread

Thread excerpt:

 

Yeah. Biden! He's healthy! 🤣

Hunter brand cigarettes!

 

Joe, put your sport coat on. C'mon Man! Hey! Don't Drop those Avs! Oh....no,no,no! Get 'em. There ya go, Joe!

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Charlie Spiering@charliespiering
A masked Joe Biden struggles to put his sport coat back on and drops his aviators on the runway[.]

 

Twitter Thread and Trending #biden sport coat.

 

A selected reply:

BINGO!

 

Clip is Biden visiting Kentucky on August 8, 2022.

Twitter torches Biden for claiming it 'doesn't sound like' there's a recession: 'Out of touch.'

FOX News (MSN Archived): Twitter torches Biden for claiming it 'doesn't sound like' there's a recession: 'Out of touch.'

Conservative Twitter users berated President Biden after he insisted that it doesn’t "sound like" the U.S. had entered a recession in a speech from the White House on Thursday afternoon.
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[Biden] concluded with his dig: "That doesn’t sound like a recession to me." He walked off without acknowledging the press as they clamored for him to answer questions.

In the past, Biden has claimed he didn’t think the U.S. would be entering a recession in the near future, and his administration, including White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and economic advisor Brian Deese, is now denying that the U.S. is in a recession, despite the numbers saying otherwise.

Conservatives on Twitter derided Biden for the outright denial.

"It’s reassuring to be lied to in such a calm and grandfatherly way," remarked conservative author David Marcus.

The Heritage Foundation Twitter account even had to comment, writing, "Out. Of. Touch."

Donald Trump Jr. slammed Biden, his party and the mainstream media in one fell swoop, tweeting, "What a disgrace… not just Joe, not just the democrats who are happy to see the US economy get battered to further their insane agenda, but also the MSM for their refusal to asks even the basic questions about this unmitigated disaster."

"YOU walk away without taking questions," tweeted The Spectator contributing editor Stephen Miller, mocking how Biden’s handlers give him directions on note cards.