Showing posts with label uncle joe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label uncle joe. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Biden says he talked with Helmut Kohl about Jan. 6, 2021. Kohl died in 2017.

Washington Times: Biden says he discussed Jan. 6 with German leader who died in 2017.

President Biden said at a Wednesday fundraiser that he discussed the Jan. 6, 2021, riots with the dead German chancellor.
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[.]...Mr. Biden “seemed to say that Helmut Kohl (who died in 2017) was there with him at his first foreign trip as President talking about Jan 6thAngela Merkel was the German chancellor in 2021.”

 

Tuesday, February 6, 2024

Biden had recent discussion with French President Mitterrand who died 28 years ago.

Breitbart: Biden Boasts of Recent Talk with French President Mitterrand (Who Died in 1996).

[Biden]...recounting meeting leaders of G7 countries in 2021 in Cornwall, England.
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"It was in the south of England. And I sat down and I said, ‘America is back,’ and Mitterrand from Germany, I mean from France, looked at me and said – said, “you know what — why — how long you back for?"

France. Germany. So geographically identical they are often mistaken for one another.

Their leaders? Virtually identical and indistinguishable from each other and Mitterrand.

Nothing to see here. He knows what he's saying. Sharp as a tack. Copious Cognitive Abilities.

Friday, December 16, 2022

Biden gets testy over his age. "You think I don’t know how f—ing old I am?"

NY Post: Biden snaps over ‘f—ing’ age talk as he mulls re-election run.

The oldest-ever commander-in-chief, who turned 80 last month, has “vented to allies” about how much the topic is discussed in the media as he sizes up a bid for a second term in 2024, Politico reported Tuesday.

You think I don’t know how f—ing old I am?” an exasperated Biden — who reportedly has a penchant for profanity — ranted to one of his acquaintances earlier this year, according to the outlet.
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Poll after poll has show Biden’s age and health are serious concerns for most voters.
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In [an MSNBC] interview, Biden suggested that he actually felt closer to 50 years old than 80.

Well, Joe...you are 80, not 50.



Saturday, June 4, 2022

De Plane! De Plane! Biden evacuated after plane entered airspace near beach home.

CNBC: Biden evacuated after plane entered airspace near beach home.

A small private airplane mistakenly entered restricted airspace near President Joe Biden’s Delaware vacation home Saturday, prompting the brief evacuation of the president and first lady, the White House and the Secret Service said.

The White House said there was no threat to the Biden or his family and that precautionary measures were taken. After the situation was assessed, Biden and his wife, Jill, returned to their Rehoboth Beach home.

The Secret Service said in a statement that the plane was immediately escorted from the restricted airspace after “mistakenly entering a secured area.”

"The PILOT IS A ULTRA MAGA INSURRECTIONIST! REEEEEE!"

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Biden says he "will beat Joe Biden" in the election.


Free Beacon: Biden: I’m Going to Beat Joe Biden.
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on Friday appeared to tell CNBC he will defeat himself in the November election.

"I’m prepared to say that I have a record of over 40 years and that I’m going to beat Joe Biden," Biden said.
The Good News is we have a full six more months of gaffes like this to look forward to from Joementia.

There isn't any panic buying and hoarding of popcorn, is there - - - yet?

Sunday, May 24, 2020

Biden on "Wheel of Fortune" must solve N_GGERS puzzle.


Biden on "The Breakfast Club": "if you don't vote for me you ain't Black."


Breitbart: Biden's comments show Democrats take Black voters for granted.

Daily MailNAACP denies Joe Biden's claim that it endorsed him 'every time' he has run.
NAACP President and CEO Derrick Johnson addressed Biden's comments in an official press release that said the organization doesn't endorse political candidates.

'We want to clarify that the NAACP is a non-partisan organization and does not endorse candidates for political office at any level,' wrote Johnson.

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Where does Joe Biden find these magic guns?


Democrat presidential hopeful Joe Biden spoke in Hudson, New Hampshire, this week and told attendees that it is “rational” to prohibit “50 clips in a weapon.”

Ryan Saavedra quoted Biden maligning the absence of “a rational policy” that makes it illegal to have “20, 30, 40, 50 clips in a weapon.
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[Biden] made reference to gun owners who quote Thomas Jefferson’s statement on the tension that exists between free men and the rulers who wish to subjugate them, a statement that includes Jefferson’s observation thatthe tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants.”

Biden then said, “Those who say ‘the tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriots’ — a great line, well, guess what: The fact is, if you’re going to take on the government, you need an F-15 with Hellfire missiles.
In November, 2019, Joe told us no one needed "a magazine with 100 clips in it." 

So...Joe's going to permit our owning F-15's and Hellfire missiles? Will he allow us our own MOABs, too? I'm pretty stoked about this!

Saturday, February 1, 2020

Fire Fighters appear being held against their will at Biden Iowa Rally.


In Iowa, Biden is not just chasing votes and delegates. He’s chasing cash.

A disappointing finish in the state, where there are four candidates bunched in the top tier in polls, could dampen his online fundraising at a crucial juncture.
That is some prime, astute journalism from The Times. "A candidate who finishes poorly in a primary could lose some degree of fundraising." No one would have concluded that on their own.

Those poor Fire Fighters. I bet they were told, unofficially of course, they have to attend. Do they look like they want to be there?
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Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Biden confuses Iraq with Iran - twice! Blames fatigue.


Former vice president and presidential hopeful Joe Biden confused Iraq with Iran twice while on the campaign trail on Tuesday.

"Iran's parliament voted to eject all Americans and coalition forces from the country," Biden said at a rally in New York. He made the mistake again when he said Trump threatened to get the United States into war with Iraq.

"I said not long ago that as the walls close in on this president, I worried that he was going to get us in war with Iraq," Biden said at private fundraiser in New York City.

    Also, per pooler @ShaneGoldmacher, Biden twice appeared to misspeak, saying 'Iraq' instead of 'Iran':

    "I said not long ago that as the walls close in on this president, I worried that he was going to get us in war with Iraq, as the ultimate wag the dog…'' Biden said.

    — Trip Gabriel (@tripgabriel) January 7, 2020
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Biden has said his stumbles occur due to fatigue and not due to a childhood stutter.
Yeeeeeaaahhhhhh...it's fatigue. Not his past aneurysms that required two separate craniotomies. He's just who we want in the White House - a fatigued president who believes in "truth, not facts" and who takes a rusty chain to an alley fight with Corn Pop.

Is his wife Tamale Jill on an airplane headed for Iraq or Iran...or possibly the lovely town of Vermont...preparing to hand out and serve meals from a food truck as she did in "heartbreaking" Mexico?

Joe Biden @ Twitter from yesterday:

Friday, December 20, 2019

Hunter Biden's legal team argues disclosing his financial information may 'unreasonably annoy, embarrass or oppress' him.


Hunter Biden had his December 13 filing in his paternity case with baby mama Lunden Roberts, 28, unsealed by a judge Thursday, DailyMail.com can disclose[.]

His legal team argued information that came from his deposition scheduled for December 23 could 'unreasonably annoy, embarrass or oppress' Biden[.]
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Hunter Biden grumbled about having his financial information 'open to the world's media' and not being available on the night before Christmas Eve for a deposition in his paternity case, according to newly unsealed court papers obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com.

Biden is embroiled in a high profile legal battle with his stripper baby mama Lunden Roberts, who filed papers in May saying Biden is the father of her 16-month-old child. A DNA test from last month proved Biden to be the father of the unnamed toddler.

Roberts, 28, is seeking child support from Biden, 49, and is demanding for him to turn over his financial details so the court can establish how much he should pay.

Biden has been trying to keep the case under wraps but an Independence County, Arkansas judge ruled on Thursday to unseal Biden's filing from last week, saying he didn't consider it to contain confidential information.

It reveals Biden's legal team had tried to use Biden's famous dad Joe to get the deposition sealed, arguing that information that came from his deposition scheduled for December 23 could 'unreasonably annoy, embarrass or oppress' Hunter - and his family.
Why - - - is the Biden family saying that they are Above the Law? Because we all know that no one is above the law.

The Bidens. Has anyone or any family - ever - had to endure such unreasonable annoyances, embarrassments, oppression, indignities, malfeasance, hardships and falsehoods?

If Hunter could keep his dick in his pants for five three minutes and stay out of strip clubs some of these out-of-nowhere, crazy things that befall him wouldn't occur. Then again, he's a Biden. He's special.

{Snicker}...the deposition just happens to be scheduled for December 23. Karma. It's so fun watching it when it happens. It's so Schadenfreudey!

Friday, December 13, 2019

Like Rabbits. Hunter Biden's wife is pregnant.


Hunter Biden’s wife is pregnant and in her second trimester as her husband is locked in a nasty paternity case with his apparent baby’s mother, according to the Daily Mail.

Biden’s wife, Melissa Cohen Biden, was spotted with a baby bump during an errand run around Los Angeles on Thursday, the tabloid said.

    EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden to be a dad for the FIFTH time! New wife of VP's son seen with a baby bump https://t.co/1MrG4HaGor pic.twitter.com/kKqNycHk1w

    — Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) December 13, 2019

The news comes as Lunden Roberts, a 28-year-old stripper, is demanding child support for her 16-month-old baby, who was fathered by Biden, according to the results of a DNA test revealed in court documents. Roberts filed a paternity lawsuit in May, alleging the pair first met at a Washington, DC, gentleman’s club that she previously employed.
"Keeping Up With The Bidens", coming soon to a cable station sometime after the patriarch loses the 2020 presidential election. What number wife is this for him, I've lost count. The sixth? Hunter will probably leave her for her sister, (if she has one), before the kid is born.

I'm sure they'll be the perfect, nuclear family.

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Joe Biden's New Bumper Sticker!


[Joe] Biden will not be answering any questions or making any comments about his new grandchild.

Biden Baby Mama wants some money. Hunter is evasive.


Lunden Roberts, the apparent mother of Hunter Biden’s love child, is reportedly seeking financial information regarding his time as a board member of Burisma Holdings, the Ukrainian energy giant at the center of corruption allegations against him and his father, former Vice President Joe Biden.
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Roberts also requested that the younger Biden confirm whether he or an “entity owned, controlled or under your direction or supervision” received money from a Chinese national or entity for investment activities, the documents reportedly say. The Daily Mail also says Roberts made a total of 47 requests from Hunter, many of which were redacted.
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Last week, a judge criticized both Biden and Roberts for failing to provide transparency regarding their finances and requested an affidavit of financial means covering five years from both parties.
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It concerns me that the only information supplied to the court so far concerning employment of either party has been unemployment or under employment,” Judge Don McSpadden wrote in a letter.
 

Monday, December 9, 2019

Biden blames his staff saying nobody warned him about conflict of son Hunter and Ukraine plush Burisma job.


"Nobody warned me about a potential conflict of interest. Nobody warned me about that," Biden said. He added, "They should have told me."
The Classic DEM Tactic: Never accept responsibility. Blame Others. Always.
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