Joe Biden wants, "economic intercourse." (Video)

@ Tom Elliot Twitter:

Is Joe referencing Keynes‎? Friedman? Doesn't sound familiar to me...hmmmm...

Biden a deer in headlights. Coughs, confused, stumbles during ABC, CNN and MSNBC interviews. (Video)

In other words, Joe Biden as normal and expected. What a train wreck:

Grabian News: Biden Coughs, Acts Confused, Throughout ABC/CNN/MSNBC Interviews.

In a series of interviews Tuesday, Joe Biden attempted to remind America he's still running for president, but ended up providing President Trump a treasure trove of campaign fodder.

The ostensible Democratic front-runner appeared in lengthy interviews on CNN, MSNBC, and ABC's "The View," to describe how much more competent his handling of the Coronavirus crisis would be were he in the White House, but appeared confused and sick — coughing incessantly — throughout the appearances.

CNN's Jake Tapper even had to remind the former vice president that current protocol is to cough into his elbow, not his his, as he had been doing.
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On The View, Biden scored an own-goal after trying to take down Trump, saying: "We have to take care of the cure. That will make the problem worse no matter what — no matter what." [Uh - Whaaaat? DD]

On MSNBC, Biden attacked Trump for being both too hard and too soft on China; watching him, Biden said, "is like a yo-yo." Immediately upon saying it, Biden blushed, appearing to think he may have said something racially insensitive. "I shouldn't have said that," he said to himself.

I can only hope that for his own safety, the safety of the Biden family, friends,  neighbors and others, that they've taken away his car keys.

Biden confuses Iraq with Iran - twice! Blames fatigue.

Washington Free Beacon: Joe Biden Confuses Iraq With Iran—Twice.

Former vice president and presidential hopeful Joe Biden confused Iraq with Iran twice while on the campaign trail on Tuesday.

"Iran's parliament voted to eject all Americans and coalition forces from the country," Biden said at a rally in New York. He made the mistake again when he said Trump threatened to get the United States into war with Iraq.

"I said not long ago that as the walls close in on this president, I worried that he was going to get us in war with Iraq," Biden said at private fundraiser in New York City.

    Also, per pooler @ShaneGoldmacher, Biden twice appeared to misspeak, saying 'Iraq' instead of 'Iran':

    "I said not long ago that as the walls close in on this president, I worried that he was going to get us in war with Iraq, as the ultimate wag the dog…'' Biden said.

    — Trip Gabriel (@tripgabriel) January 7, 2020
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Biden has said his stumbles occur due to fatigue and not due to a childhood stutter.

Yeeeeeaaahhhhhh...it's fatigue. Not his past aneurysms that required two separate craniotomies. He's just who we want in the White House - a fatigued president who believes in "truth, not facts" and who takes a rusty chain to an alley fight with Corn Pop.

Is his wife Tamale Jill on an airplane headed for Iraq or Iran...or possibly the lovely town of Vermont...preparing to hand out and serve meals from a food truck as she did in "heartbreaking" Mexico?

Joe Biden @ Twitter from yesterday:

Stand Up Larry Flynt. Hustler Magazine sends cartoon Christmas card to members of Congress depicting the President's assassination.

Daily Mail: 'I just shot Donald Trump': Hustler Magazine sends cartoon Christmas card to members of Congress depicting the President's assassination.

Hustler magazine is under fire for sending Christmas cards featuring a cartoon of Donald Trump being assassinated to members of Congress.

The front of the card shows the grinning killer with a smoking gun saying: 'I just shot Donald Trump on Fifth Avenue and no one arrested me.'

The inside has a cartoon of the President lying in a pool of blood surrounded by people cheering: 'Merry Christmas!'

A caption in the bottom corner says: 'From all of us at Hustler.'

Video - Reddit: Classic Cringe: Joe Biden asks wheelchair-bound senator to stand up.

From September, 2008 - NYT (via Archive): Biden asks man in wheelchair to stand up.

Earlier in the week, in Columbia, Missouri, Biden urged a paraplegic state official to stand up to be recognized.

"Chuck, stand up, let the people see you," Biden shouted to State Senator Chuck Graham, before realizing, to his horror, that Graham uses a wheelchair.

Smear Merchant Larry Flynt is unable to stand up due to permanent spinal cord damage resulting from being shot in 1978.

Joe Biden's Christmas Greeting.

Hunter Biden's legal team argues disclosing his financial information may 'unreasonably annoy, embarrass or oppress' him.

* Actual quote.

Daily Mail: Hunter Biden complains his stripper baby mama is trying to 'embarrass' him because he is Joe's son by demanding details of his cash from Ukraine during bitter paternity dispute.

Hunter Biden had his December 13 filing in his paternity case with baby mama Lunden Roberts, 28, unsealed by a judge Thursday, DailyMail.com can disclose[.]

His legal team argued information that came from his deposition scheduled for December 23 could 'unreasonably annoy, embarrass or oppress' Biden[.]
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Hunter Biden grumbled about having his financial information 'open to the world's media' and not being available on the night before Christmas Eve for a deposition in his paternity case, according to newly unsealed court papers obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com.

Biden is embroiled in a high profile legal battle with his stripper baby mama Lunden Roberts, who filed papers in May saying Biden is the father of her 16-month-old child. A DNA test from last month proved Biden to be the father of the unnamed toddler.

Roberts, 28, is seeking child support from Biden, 49, and is demanding for him to turn over his financial details so the court can establish how much he should pay.

Biden has been trying to keep the case under wraps but an Independence County, Arkansas judge ruled on Thursday to unseal Biden's filing from last week, saying he didn't consider it to contain confidential information.

It reveals Biden's legal team had tried to use Biden's famous dad Joe to get the deposition sealed, arguing that information that came from his deposition scheduled for December 23 could 'unreasonably annoy, embarrass or oppress' Hunter - and his family.

Why - - - is the Biden family saying that they are Above the Law? Because we all know that no one is above the law.

The Bidens. Has anyone or any family - ever - had to endure such unreasonable annoyances, embarrassments, oppression, indignities, malfeasance, hardships and falsehoods?

If Hunter could keep his dick in his pants for five three minutes and stay out of strip clubs some of these out-of-nowhere, crazy things that befall him wouldn't occur. Then again, he's a Biden. He's special.

{Snicker}...the deposition just happens to be scheduled for December 23. Karma. It's so fun watching it when it happens. It's so Schadenfreudey!

The correct spelling is Whine Cave.

CNN: Democrats debate wine cave.

The term "wine cave" was thrown around repeatedly Thursday night at the Democratic presidential debate during an exchange over how Pete Buttigieg is funding his campaign.

Here's why: The South Bend, Indiana, mayor headlined a fundraiser earlier this month in Rutherford, California, at Hall Wines, a winery owned by Kathryn Hall, who was the US ambassador to Austria from 1998 to 2001, and her husband, Craig.

Part of the event took place in a so-called "wine cave" under a chandelier of 1,500 Swarovski crystals.
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"So [Buttigieg] just recently had a fundraiser that was held in a wine cave full of crystals and served $900-a-bottle wine," Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts said on Thursday.

Whine Caves, swimmin' pools, movie stars!

Like Rabbits. Hunter Biden's wife is pregnant.

Breitbart: Hunter Biden's wife is pregnant.

Hunter Biden’s wife is pregnant and in her second trimester as her husband is locked in a nasty paternity case with his apparent baby’s mother, according to the Daily Mail.

Biden’s wife, Melissa Cohen Biden, was spotted with a baby bump during an errand run around Los Angeles on Thursday, the tabloid said.

    EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden to be a dad for the FIFTH time! New wife of VP's son seen with a baby bump https://t.co/1MrG4HaGor pic.twitter.com/kKqNycHk1w

    — Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) December 13, 2019

The news comes as Lunden Roberts, a 28-year-old stripper, is demanding child support for her 16-month-old baby, who was fathered by Biden, according to the results of a DNA test revealed in court documents. Roberts filed a paternity lawsuit in May, alleging the pair first met at a Washington, DC, gentleman’s club that she previously employed.

"Keeping Up With The Bidens", coming soon to a cable station sometime after the patriarch loses the 2020 presidential election. What number wife is this for him, I've lost count. The sixth? Hunter will probably leave her for her sister, (if she has one), before the kid is born.

I'm sure they'll be the perfect, nuclear family.

Joe Biden's New Bumper Sticker!

Twitchy: Joe Biden does NOT want to talk about his new grandchild.

[Joe] Biden will not be answering any questions or making any comments about his new grandchild.

Biden Baby Mama wants some money. Hunter is evasive.

Breitbart: Report: Hunter Biden’s Baby Mother Demands Income Disclosure for Burisma and ‘Chinese Entity’.

Lunden Roberts, the apparent mother of Hunter Biden’s love child, is reportedly seeking financial information regarding his time as a board member of Burisma Holdings, the Ukrainian energy giant at the center of corruption allegations against him and his father, former Vice President Joe Biden.
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Roberts also requested that the younger Biden confirm whether he or an “entity owned, controlled or under your direction or supervision” received money from a Chinese national or entity for investment activities, the documents reportedly say. The Daily Mail also says Roberts made a total of 47 requests from Hunter, many of which were redacted.
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Last week, a judge criticized both Biden and Roberts for failing to provide transparency regarding their finances and requested an affidavit of financial means covering five years from both parties.
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“It concerns me that the only information supplied to the court so far concerning employment of either party has been unemployment or under employment,” Judge Don McSpadden wrote in a letter.

 

Joe Biden's No Malarkey Barnstorm Launches!

AP (via Frederick News-Post): Watch out, Iowa! Run! Run for your lives! Here comes hair-sniffin', Groping Creepy Uncle Joe and his No Malarkey Express! Wheeeeeeeeeee!

It's mandatory reading of Biden's #NoMalarkey Twitter thread. The humor content cannot be over-stated. Note the memes on Joe the Finger-Nibbler. No, Joe, you have to wait until it's deep-fried.

Ongoing events in Iowa during Biden's No Malarkey Express include sock-hops, hula-hoop contests and the always popular nail-biting trundling competitions.

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Premature EJoeculation. Debate performance email sent six hours early.

Politico: "Did I make you proud?" Biden team blasts out post-debate fundraising plea hours before debate kicks off.

Former Vice President Joe Biden’s staff got a little trigger happy on Wednesday, prematurely sending out a fundraising email asking for feedback on his performance in the night’s debate, asking in the subject line: “Did I make you proud?”

The email went out around 3 p.m., a good six hours before the debate is set to kick off and at least eight hours before it’s expected to end.

“I’m leaving the fifth Democratic debate now,” the fundraising plea begins. “I hope I made you proud out there, and I hope I made it clear to the world why our campaign is so important.”
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[An hour later, another email was sent stating] “Oops,” the subject line read. “You might have just gotten an email from Joe about just getting off of the debate stage. That’s our bad.”

“We know Joe is going to make us proud tonight. We were just so excited for it that we accidentally hit send too soon,” [read the email].

"Too soon?"

Someone hit "send" instead of "save". Unintentionally? Nah. It was Russia. Ssshhhh, don't tell anyone.

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Joey Pacs Biden now accepting PAC Cash.

Washington Examiner: Biden reverses course to accept help from super PACs.

With campaign cash coming into Joe Biden's coffers more slowly than his 2020 Democratic rivals, the former vice president reversed a long-standing position and will now welcome help from outside, free-spending super PACs.

"In this time of crisis in our politics, it is not surprising that those who are dedicated to defeating Donald Trump are organizing in every way permitted by current law to bring an end to his disastrous presidency. Nothing changes unless we defeat Donald Trump," Biden campaign spokeswoman Kate Bedingfield said in a statement.

Last month, a different Biden campaign spokesperson, T.J. Ducklo, told reporters his campaign is committed to rejecting any super PACs that may join the race.
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Voicing opposition to super PACS has long been a point of pride for Biden, who wrote in his 2017 book Promise Me, Dad that if he ran in the 2016 race, he would have rejected any help from a super PAC.

“I knew there was big money out there for me. But I also knew people were sick of it all… rejecting super PAC money wasn't a hardship for me," he wrote.

The flip-flop is a tacit admission by the Biden campaign that it's growing concern that it may not have enough money to compete in Democratic primary. Should outside groups begin fundraising on behalf of Biden's candidacy, the former vice president would be the only candidate in the race to have a super PAC on his behalf.

"In this time of crisis in our politics..." - yeah, that's why Joey Pacs needs the campaign cash. Not because his candidacy is hemorrhaging and imploding. No....