Tim Allen's tame Biden joke sends LibTards into fully blown REE-FEST!

Brietbart: Tim Allen Provokes Leftist Outrage with Joke About Biden’s Cognitive Decline.

On Monday, Tim Allen mocked Biden’s recent interview on CBS’s 60 Minutes during which the 79-year-old president dodged key questions about record-high inflation and his own mental capacity.

    Biden was on 60 minutes. I heard he asked how long the show was.

    — Tim Allen (@ofctimallen) September 19, 2022

The tame joke was apparently too much for many on the left to handle, prompting them to lash out at Allen and circle the wagons to protect Biden. Some also accused Allen of racism, even though the joke clearly had no racial angle.

    Fuck you Tim Allen and the cult you are in. pic.twitter.com/2nKGfTo6d1

    — KeanoTheDog (@judgeyourself99) September 20, 2022

    And this, kids, is why Tim Allen isn’t the voice of Buzz Lightyear anymore. He’s gone full Scott Baio. Or is it Kevin Sorbo? Meh, what’s the difference. ‍️ pic.twitter.com/n8POzLZUoe

    —  Scary Larry (@aintscarylarry) September 20, 2022

    Tim Allen now is a full-on member of the mediocre, old, white, butthurt Trumper academy of motion pictures.

    — Pastor Rob Fleeceman (@PFleeceman) September 20, 2022

These people are so fragile and intolerant.

Libs can't suppress their true inner hatred towards anyone who doesn't think exactly as they do. All it takes is a tame joke and their rage flows in unprecedented measures. Nice folks, aren't they?

* I found NOTHING in searching that indicates Rob Fleeceman is an actual Pastor, a member of any house of worship or ordained in any type of ministry or denomination. Nice try, Rabbi.

1973: Biden, "knows what's good for the Negro." 1977: Biden, "integrating black students would turn schools into a racial jungle."

Stand Up Larry Flynt. Hustler Magazine sends cartoon Christmas card to members of Congress depicting the President's assassination.

Daily Mail: 'I just shot Donald Trump': Hustler Magazine sends cartoon Christmas card to members of Congress depicting the President's assassination.

Hustler magazine is under fire for sending Christmas cards featuring a cartoon of Donald Trump being assassinated to members of Congress.

The front of the card shows the grinning killer with a smoking gun saying: 'I just shot Donald Trump on Fifth Avenue and no one arrested me.'

The inside has a cartoon of the President lying in a pool of blood surrounded by people cheering: 'Merry Christmas!'

A caption in the bottom corner says: 'From all of us at Hustler.'

Video - Reddit: Classic Cringe: Joe Biden asks wheelchair-bound senator to stand up.

From September, 2008 - NYT (via Archive): Biden asks man in wheelchair to stand up.

Earlier in the week, in Columbia, Missouri, Biden urged a paraplegic state official to stand up to be recognized.

"Chuck, stand up, let the people see you," Biden shouted to State Senator Chuck Graham, before realizing, to his horror, that Graham uses a wheelchair.

Smear Merchant Larry Flynt is unable to stand up due to permanent spinal cord damage resulting from being shot in 1978.

Joe Biden's New Bumper Sticker!

Twitchy: Joe Biden does NOT want to talk about his new grandchild.

[Joe] Biden will not be answering any questions or making any comments about his new grandchild.

Biden Baby Mama wants some money. Hunter is evasive.

Breitbart: Report: Hunter Biden’s Baby Mother Demands Income Disclosure for Burisma and ‘Chinese Entity’.

Lunden Roberts, the apparent mother of Hunter Biden’s love child, is reportedly seeking financial information regarding his time as a board member of Burisma Holdings, the Ukrainian energy giant at the center of corruption allegations against him and his father, former Vice President Joe Biden.
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Roberts also requested that the younger Biden confirm whether he or an “entity owned, controlled or under your direction or supervision” received money from a Chinese national or entity for investment activities, the documents reportedly say. The Daily Mail also says Roberts made a total of 47 requests from Hunter, many of which were redacted.
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Last week, a judge criticized both Biden and Roberts for failing to provide transparency regarding their finances and requested an affidavit of financial means covering five years from both parties.
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“It concerns me that the only information supplied to the court so far concerning employment of either party has been unemployment or under employment,” Judge Don McSpadden wrote in a letter.

 

Joe Biden denied Holy Communion at Mass, Sunday in Florence, South Carolina.

South Carolina Now (SCNow): Joe Biden denied Holy Communion at Florence church.

FLORENCE, S.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden, a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2020 presidential race, was denied Holy Communion on Sunday morning at a Florence church.

Father Robert E. Morey of Saint Anthony Catholic Church confirmed Monday afternoon that he had denied the presidential candidate Holy Communion because of his stance on abortion. Biden, a lifelong Catholic, had attended the church's 9 a.m. Mass.

Communion is one of seven sacraments in the Roman Catholic Church. The others are baptism, reconciliation, confirmation, marriage, anointing of the sick and holy orders.

In communion, parishioners receive the Holy Eucharist, a wafer and wine that when consecrated become the body and blood of Jesus, according to Catholic doctrine. In order to receive it, a Catholic must be in the state of grace, have gone to confession since his or her most recent mortal sin, have a belief in the doctrine of transubstantiation (a belief that the wafer and wine become the body and blood of Jesus), observe the Eucharistic fast and not be under censure.

"Sadly, this past Sunday, I had to refuse Holy Communion to former Vice President Joe Biden," Morey told the Morning News via email. “Holy Communion signifies we are one with God, each other and the Church. Our actions should reflect that. Any public figure who advocates for abortion places himself or herself outside of Church teaching.”

Morey said that as a priest, it is his responsibility to minister to those souls entrusted to his care and that he must do so in even the most difficult situations.

“I will keep Mr. Biden in my prayers," Morey added.

An unconfirmed source said Biden replied, "Hey, man, fact of the matter is this is Vermont, man."
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Biden's eye bleeds during CNN town hall. Chubby Canadian guy wearing a dress offers assistance.

Left and middle: Joe Biden. Right: Chubby Canadian guy in a dress.

NY Post: Joe Biden's eye fills with blood.

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s left eye filled with blood during an appearance on a CNN town hall Wednesday.

As he answered a question about climate change, the former vice president’s eye turned red, and the Washington Examiner suggested it might have been caused by a broken blood vessel, a condition known as a subconjuctival hemorrhage.

Biden's eye bleeding was caused by man-made climate change global warming.

The saga of the Chubby Canadian and the thrilling scooter escape.

Biden draws bigger crowds than expected in Iowa.

Joe Biden, Iowa State Fair - Saturday

Advising Pollster to Biden embraces gun control. "It's no longer radical."

Ledger-Enquirer: Biden: Trump ‘fanning the flames of white supremacy’.

...on Wednesday, even red-state Democrat Steve Bullock, the Montana governor, backed gun control measures, insisting in a Washington speech that gun owners are worried about their families' safety just like everyone else. He called for universal background checks, a ban on assault weapons, and so-called "red flag" laws aimed at restricting gun ownership from high-risk individuals.

"I am a hunter and a gun owner," Bullock said. "And let me say as a hunter, no real hunter needs a 30-round clip. No real hunter needs a weapon of war." (The Second Amendment has nothing to do with hunting, Steve. - DD)
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John Anzalone, a veteran Democratic pollster who is advising Biden, acknowledged the party's sudden willingness to embrace gun control.

"It's no longer radical," he said. "No one's afraid of the NRA anymore."

What was their reason for being afraid of the NRA? That the NRA supports The Second Amendment and promotes legal gun ownership for law-abiding people? That it promotes gun safety and responsibility of gun owners? Yeah, that's scary. Far more scary than addressing the issue of criminals obtaining their guns illegally.

White Supremacy, Racism and The Fear Card are all the DEMS have left. Count on them milking it for the next 14 months.

TF is he aiming at? Rabbits?

I've noticed that recently Joe's opted for teleprompters for the most basic platitudes, words and statements that should be extemporaneous.
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Joe Biden loved coal before he hated it.

Breitbart: Biden Attacks McCain in 2008 for not supporting the coal industry.

Biden told a crowd consisting of union mine workers in the closing days of the 2008 race that he and then-candidate Barack Obama would be better for the coal industry than McCain, the Republican presidential nominee.

“Ladies and gentleman, John McCain does not believe that clean coal is part of our future,” Biden said[.]
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“We’re not supporting clean coal,” Biden said looping Obama, who had campaigned on his support for the energy source [coal][.]
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The incident quickly became politically controversial, especially as “clean coal” was a top issue the Obama campaign[.]

National Interest: Biden in 2016: No place for fossil fuels in my administration, yet he loved coal in 2012.

Former Vice President Joe Biden’s proclamation that fossil fuels would have no place in his administration during Wednesday night’s debate was a far cry from his 2012 declaration that “we desperately need coal.”
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Biden says no place for coal in his administration pic.twitter.com/VeeUFjG9SH [.]
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“No, we would work it out. We would make sure it’s eliminated and no more subsidies … for any fossil fuel,” he responded.

Joe Biden; he'll say anything and everything.

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Biden kisses young girl (granddaughter?) on lips.

It could be his granddaughter, as someone mentioned on a thread. But who TF kisses their grown children or grandchildren on the lips? Only Creepy, Groping, Pervy, Handsy, Hair-Sniffin', Toxic, Smacking, Slow Joe.

Biden's Twitter Account full of Fake Bots?

From @Geoff Golberg:

Biden heckled by activists on deportation. Biden mumbles answers; is clear he won't apologize. Will he drop out of race due to health?

Breitbart: Biden gaffes over deportation; heckled by activists.

"I will not apologize for the deportation of people who have committed a felony,” he added. “I will apologize for deportations if in fact you were deported because in fact you were engaged in a misdemeanor… or your family was separated," [said Biden].

Make sure you listen for it...the way he pronounces it, he says, "MISTER-meanor."

InfoWars: Biden's health problems. Will drop out of race.
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Buffalo Joe Biden; Transformation to Butterfly

Via the Wickedly funny Something Wicked:

This may be the most important video of 2020 Dear @JoeBiden: Sir, the debate was a disaster. Your #’s are in free fall. There is now one -and ONLY one- way to defeat @KamalaHarris. You, sir, must BECOME a woman of color. Its time for... #BuffaloJoe.

Biden can't tell time.

Joe Biden's history of smacking people in the mouth? We need confirmation and substantiation on this. Who got smacked by Joe? Step forward, please.

Washington Examiner: Joe Biden compares Trump to bullies he would 'smack' in the mouth.

2020 front-runner Joe Biden compared President Trump to a bully he'd "smack" in the mouth, in a Friday morning interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo.
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[Trump is] the bully that I knew my whole life," Biden stated.

"He’s the bully that I’ve always stood up to. He’s the bully that used to make fun when I was a kid that I stutter, and I’d smack them in the mouth," the former vice president added.

Time for every bully that got smacked in the mouth by Toxic Masculinity Joe to come forward and confirm that they were assaulted by Creepy Joe. If not...he continues a lifetime of inventing stories. Yet no reporter or anyone in the MSM asks him about the below pic.

Still, no one in the MSM asks Joe about this photo.

Biden staff denies freaking out over Biden's poor debate performance. Campaign imploding?

The Week: Biden campaign denies they're 'freaking out' about his debate performance.

The Democratic presidential debate wasn't even over yet on Thursday before former Vice President Joe Biden's campaign was denying a report that they're "freaking out" about his performance.

Biden took fire from numerous Democratic opponents during the second round of debates on Thursday, most notably from Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.), who in a pointed exchange challenged Biden's civil rights record and his "hurtful" comments about having worked with segregationists.

New York Magazine's Olivia Nuzzi subsequently reported that Biden's campaign is "freaking out," citing a source close to the campaign as saying debate watch parties have been playing poorly and bemoaning the fact that he didn't listen to debate prep because he's "set in his ways."

    A source close to the Biden campaign tells me his staff is “freaking out” about his poor performance tonight.

    — Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) June 28, 2019

    The source said that internally, field staff says the campaign-organized debate watch parties in early voting states have been “awkward” and that Biden isn’t playing well to those who attended.

    — Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) June 28, 2019

Uncle Joe 

Trump Orlando Rally draws thousands. Biden rally attendance a bit less.

Heavy: 20,000 inside at Trump Rally, Thousands more outside. (Lots of images at link. Crowd size: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!)

DEM presidential candidate Joe Biden also held a rally at the same time...somewhere...else:

Creepy Joe gropes another ten-year old girl.

KPRC: Biden Calls 10-yr-Old Girl "Good Looking" & Gropes Her.

... Biden told a little girl, "I’ll bet you’re as bright as you are good-looking."

He made the comment after the child told him she wanted to be a journalist, so he led her over to meet a group of reporters who were covering the event.

After introducing the child to the media, he did one of his classic shoulder grabs and whispered a creepy nothing into her ear.

Some of the female reporters covering the event, including Felicia Sonmez from the Washington Post, noticed the exchanged and were bothered by it.

Sonmez Tweeted, "In a somewhat odd moment at tonight's AFT town hall, Biden tells a 10-year-old girl, 'I’ll bet you’re as bright as you are good-looking.' He takes her over to the assembled reporters, then stands behind her and puts his hands on her shoulders while he's talking."

Sonmez continued, "Recall that Biden filmed a video last month in which he vowed to respect women's personal space. Seems he hasn't quite gotten the message."

Biden is a molester. Period.

Pervy Joe can't keep his hands off children.

Baby Joe Biden hurt by NK's Kimmy comment that he's a, “fool of low IQ” and a “snob bereft of elementary quality as human being.”

Gropin' Joe, Sleepy Joe, Creepy Joe, Uncle Joe, Pervy Joe.

Add Baby Joe. If there's one thing we can agree on, it's that Baby Joe always takes the diplomatic route in his behavior.

Baby Joe Biden

Bloomaberg: Kim Jong Un refers to Joe Biden, " “fool of low IQ” and a “snob bereft of elementary quality as human being.”

I'd say Kimmy hit a Grand Slam, especially with the "snob" lob.

NY Post: President Trump agrees with Kimmy.

Baby Joe's feelings were hurt by Kimmy's comment and that Trump agreed. Oh, Dat's. So. Sad.

Big League Politics: But it's okay for Baby Joe, three months ago in Germany, to call America an embarrassment because of Trump.

It's normal behavior for U.S. Liberal politicians to defecate on The United States when they're on foreign soil. They can't help themselves.

Biden: "I was wondering where that thumb went. It was up my ass so long I thought I'd lost it forever."

And let's not forget Baby Joe's little on-off-on again-BFF love-affair with Vladimir Putin and his numerous policy contradictions flip-flops on Russia and Putin.

May 2019 - MSN: Biden declares, "dictators and tyrants like [Russian President Vladimir] Putin[.]".

November 2017 - Newsweek: Biden says he doesn't believe Putin; that Russia meddled in our presidential election.

April 2019 - Washington Free Beacon: Biden Defended Russia During 2012 Election, Denied It Was a ‘Major Adversary’.

March 2011 - The Pitt News: Biden, Putin; Best Friends Forever.

...according to CNN, Putin shocked Biden by opening up their meeting with a proposal that “his country and the United States abolish visas between them.”

Naturally, without thinking, Biden answered, “That it was a good idea,” and then — after realizing exactly what he was agreeing to — he quickly backtracked.

March 2011 - CS Monitor: Biden in Moscow, reaffirms US-Russia "Reset".

US Vice President Joe Biden, the man who coined the phrase "push the reset button" in reference to US-Russia relations, stopped by the Kremlin this week to check how the program was loading and propose some upgrades.

And, just last month, April 2019 - Conservative Review: Biden wanted to establish a ‘Biden-Putin commission’ to cozy up to the Kremlin.

Do you get the feeling that Biden will say and do anything, pander and contradict his own words, whenever it is politically expedient for him and his family? Like, if you met him and told him vanilla was your favorite flavor for a milkshake, he'd agree with you. If another person told him chocolate was their favorite flavor of milkshake, Biden would immediately concur. That kind of thing.