...I guess what goes in his mouth has to come out.
Someday, this Small Man Syndrome Neocon Turd is going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and - at the very least- get a nice, fat bloody lip and nose and black eye.
Oooohhhhhhhhhhh......
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...I guess what goes in his mouth has to come out.
Someday, this Small Man Syndrome Neocon Turd is going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and - at the very least- get a nice, fat bloody lip and nose and black eye.
Cynthia Covert was waist deep in a pond behind her friend’s home on Kiawah Island clutching a rope as her friends tried to get her away from the alligator that dragged her into the water.-
As her friends pulled, she calmly said, “I guess I won’t do this again,” according to a supplemental report released Tuesday by the Charleston County Sheriff’s Office.
Moments later, the alligator rolled. Covert, 58, went under.
The supplemental report provides further details on South Carolina’s third deadly alligator attack in four years.
Covert, a Johns Island resident, was on Kiawah doing her friend’s nails, the report said. The friend told investigators that Covert was “very talkative and acting strange.”
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[she] was taking pictures of the alligator.”
The friend was cleaning her porch when she saw Covert by the water, the report said. She started yelling for Covert to get back, but her cries were ignored. She yelled out that the alligator grabbed a deer from that spot “the other day.”
Covert replied, “I don’t look like a deer.”
Then she moved to touch the alligator, the report said.
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Deputies and firefighters arrived at the scene on Salt Cedar Lane and saw no movement, the report said. After about 10 or 15 minutes, Covert’s body surfaced but the alligator still had hold of her leg and took her body back under.
The alligator and Covert’s body surfaced a few moments later and a deputy shot the reptile in the head with his 9 mm handgun, causing it to release Covert, the report said.
Crews retrieved her body, which was intact and had severe wounds on the left leg, the report said. The alligator was shot several more times until it died and was brought to shore.
An unconfirmed source said Biden replied, "Hey, man, fact of the matter is this is Vermont, man."FLORENCE, S.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden, a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2020 presidential race, was denied Holy Communion on Sunday morning at a Florence church.
Father Robert E. Morey of Saint Anthony Catholic Church confirmed Monday afternoon that he had denied the presidential candidate Holy Communion because of his stance on abortion. Biden, a lifelong Catholic, had attended the church's 9 a.m. Mass.
Communion is one of seven sacraments in the Roman Catholic Church. The others are baptism, reconciliation, confirmation, marriage, anointing of the sick and holy orders.
In communion, parishioners receive the Holy Eucharist, a wafer and wine that when consecrated become the body and blood of Jesus, according to Catholic doctrine. In order to receive it, a Catholic must be in the state of grace, have gone to confession since his or her most recent mortal sin, have a belief in the doctrine of transubstantiation (a belief that the wafer and wine become the body and blood of Jesus), observe the Eucharistic fast and not be under censure.
"Sadly, this past Sunday, I had to refuse Holy Communion to former Vice President Joe Biden," Morey told the Morning News via email. “Holy Communion signifies we are one with God, each other and the Church. Our actions should reflect that. Any public figure who advocates for abortion places himself or herself outside of Church teaching.”
Morey said that as a priest, it is his responsibility to minister to those souls entrusted to his care and that he must do so in even the most difficult situations.
“I will keep Mr. Biden in my prayers," Morey added.

The Baldwin County Commissioners voted to open the Coliseum to refugees and evacuees from central Georgia and Florida for Hurricane Irma.NBC-2: Evacuation routes and and shelters
The Sheriff’s office will keep one deputy there while it’s open. Pets allowed inside in cages.
Bathrooms and Cots will be available but no food.
The Coliseum can house up to 1,900 people.
It will open for five full days starting Friday at 9 a.m.
The State of Florida Emergency Hotline has been activated 24/7. For up to date information regarding Hurricane Irma, call 1-800-342-3557.More Emergency Numbers for Emergency hotline, state and federal numbers, power and electric companies; more.
In order to find a hurricane shelter close to you, you can text the word "shelter" and your zip code to the number 4-F-E-M-A or 4-3-3-6-2.
If you live in the City of Gulfport, residents can reach the Informational Call Center at 727-893-1000 from 8 a.m. - 8 p.m.
Texting FEMA is not a substitute for calling 911.
To report price gouging, call 1-866-966-7226.
Florida Emergency Information: 1-800-342-3557
God of healing and mercy, we come before you with our hearts filled with grief as we see the devastation.
We pray that your presence would be felt by those who are grieving, who are injured, who have lost their homes and livelihoods.
We pray for wisdom and safety for those who are responding to the people in need and the many challenges left in the wake of the event.
We pray for our church, that it may be a witness to your compassion and care for all who suffer.
God, you are our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in times of trouble. For this we give you thanks and ask that you hear our prayers for all the people and their families affected by Hurricane Irma and Hurricane Harvey.