Biden says he "will beat Joe Biden" in the election.

Free Beacon: Biden: I’m Going to Beat Joe Biden.

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on Friday appeared to tell CNBC he will defeat himself in the November election.

"I’m prepared to say that I have a record of over 40 years and that I’m going to beat Joe Biden," Biden said.

The Good News is we have a full six more months of gaffes like this to look forward to from Joementia.

There isn't any panic buying and hoarding of popcorn, is there - - - yet?

Joe Biden wants, "economic intercourse." (Video)

@ Tom Elliot Twitter:

Is Joe referencing Keynes‎? Friedman? Doesn't sound familiar to me...hmmmm...

Joe Biden's New Bumper Sticker!

Twitchy: Joe Biden does NOT want to talk about his new grandchild.

[Joe] Biden will not be answering any questions or making any comments about his new grandchild.

Biden Baby Mama wants some money. Hunter is evasive.

Breitbart: Report: Hunter Biden’s Baby Mother Demands Income Disclosure for Burisma and ‘Chinese Entity’.

Lunden Roberts, the apparent mother of Hunter Biden’s love child, is reportedly seeking financial information regarding his time as a board member of Burisma Holdings, the Ukrainian energy giant at the center of corruption allegations against him and his father, former Vice President Joe Biden.
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Roberts also requested that the younger Biden confirm whether he or an “entity owned, controlled or under your direction or supervision” received money from a Chinese national or entity for investment activities, the documents reportedly say. The Daily Mail also says Roberts made a total of 47 requests from Hunter, many of which were redacted.
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Last week, a judge criticized both Biden and Roberts for failing to provide transparency regarding their finances and requested an affidavit of financial means covering five years from both parties.
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“It concerns me that the only information supplied to the court so far concerning employment of either party has been unemployment or under employment,” Judge Don McSpadden wrote in a letter.

 

No Malarkey Tour Takes Break so Biden can fundraise in Chicago.

Chicago Sun Times: Joe and Jill Biden hit Chicago for fundraisers Monday.

Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is taking a break from this “No Malarkey” bus tour across Iowa to for a quick fundraising trip to Chicago Monday.

The former vice president and his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, are spending a few hours in Chicago Monday evening before Biden returns to Iowa to resume his tour of the state with the first-in-the-nation presidential vote.
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Biden’s Iowa bus swing started Saturday and ends a week later on Dec. 7, with the Chicago side trip.

Biden will hit 18 Iowa counties in this swing.

The of Launch of The No Malarkey Tour.

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Joe Biden's No Malarkey Barnstorm Launches!

AP (via Frederick News-Post): Watch out, Iowa! Run! Run for your lives! Here comes hair-sniffin', Groping Creepy Uncle Joe and his No Malarkey Express! Wheeeeeeeeeee!

It's mandatory reading of Biden's #NoMalarkey Twitter thread. The humor content cannot be over-stated. Note the memes on Joe the Finger-Nibbler. No, Joe, you have to wait until it's deep-fried.

Ongoing events in Iowa during Biden's No Malarkey Express include sock-hops, hula-hoop contests and the always popular nail-biting trundling competitions.

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Biden: No one needs a "magazine with 100 clips in it."

Breitbart: Joe Biden: No One Needs a "Magazine with 100 Clips in It."

CSPAN published video from the [New Hampshire] campaign stop, where Biden said, “I believe in the Second Amendment, but nobody says you can have a magazine with 100 clips in it.” He quickly added, “100 bullets in it.”

Full video clip at CSPAN. 

Biden's eye bleeds during CNN town hall. Chubby Canadian guy wearing a dress offers assistance.

Left and middle: Joe Biden. Right: Chubby Canadian guy in a dress.

NY Post: Joe Biden's eye fills with blood.

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s left eye filled with blood during an appearance on a CNN town hall Wednesday.

As he answered a question about climate change, the former vice president’s eye turned red, and the Washington Examiner suggested it might have been caused by a broken blood vessel, a condition known as a subconjuctival hemorrhage.

Biden's eye bleeding was caused by man-made climate change global warming.

The saga of the Chubby Canadian and the thrilling scooter escape.

Biden confuses New Hampshire and Vermont. Geography is hard!

MSN: Joe Biden mixes up New Hampshire with ‘scenic beautiful’ Vermont on campaign trail.

The Democratic presidential front-runner apparently got the New England neighbors mixed up as he pressed the flesh in Keene, N.H.

“What’s not to love about Vermont in terms of the beauty of it? I mean this is sort of a scenic, beautiful town,” Biden told reporters.
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The misstep was the latest gaffe for Biden[.]

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Go To Joe 303308675309.

(I forgot about this. Good thing to go through files once in a while).

Joe gives website as Joe30330.

Biden draws crowds in the teens. Biden tells Peter Doocy, "I'm a big boy."

Biden attracts crowd "in the teens" on Tuesday in Iowa.

Joe Biden surprised to hear his crowd size is not the largest:

Video via You Tube

FOX (via Archive): Biden says he's a, "big boy." Gets testy when Fox News reporter disputes claim he draws biggest crowds in Iowa.

"What I'm trying to do is go around from town to town and I'm drawing as big of crowds, or bigger than anybody," Biden said in Iowa on Tuesday. "Have you seen anybody draw bigger crowds than me in this state?"

"Yes," Doocy responded before noting that he saw a bigger crowd for Sen. Elizabeth Warren when she visited Des Moines in January.

"The vice president didn't seem to like that because a few minutes later, he singled me out," Doocy said on "Special Report."

Biden told Doocy he was a "big boy" and could handle Doocy allegedly coming after him. "I mean, I know you, I know you're going to go after me no matter what I've got. Yeah, you and it's OK. Good. I'm a big boy. I can handle it," he said.

Biden makes a statement that is factually incorrect, gets questioned on it, and his response is, "you're going to go after me." If Joe could say something accurate, there wouldn't be a need to question him. Joe doesn't understand this. He's entitled to his own facts propaganda - and no one can question him.

Biden latest gaffe: Confuses Burlington Vermont, Burlington Iowa and...Burlington Coat Factory?

FOX (via Webpage Archive): Joe Biden confuses Burlington, Iowa, with Burlington, Vt., in latest gaffe.

Gaffe-prone Democratic 2020 frontrunner Joe Biden reportedly added another factual blunder to his list Friday.

During a campaign fundraiser in his home state of Delaware, the former vice president was referencing a speech he had made to a group of 275 people, in which he accused  President Trump of "fueling a literal carnage” in the country through his rhetoric.

But Biden mistakenly recalled the location of the speech as Burlington, Vt., instead of Burlington, Iowa, according to The Washington Examiner. Whether Biden had Democratic rival Bernie Sanders -- a former mayor of Burlington, Vt. -- on his mind was not immediately known.

We don't know what was on Joe's mind. Joe doesn't know what was on Joe's mind.

Biden draws bigger crowds than expected in Iowa.

Joe Biden, Iowa State Fair - Saturday

Advising Pollster to Biden embraces gun control. "It's no longer radical."

Ledger-Enquirer: Biden: Trump ‘fanning the flames of white supremacy’.

...on Wednesday, even red-state Democrat Steve Bullock, the Montana governor, backed gun control measures, insisting in a Washington speech that gun owners are worried about their families' safety just like everyone else. He called for universal background checks, a ban on assault weapons, and so-called "red flag" laws aimed at restricting gun ownership from high-risk individuals.

"I am a hunter and a gun owner," Bullock said. "And let me say as a hunter, no real hunter needs a 30-round clip. No real hunter needs a weapon of war." (The Second Amendment has nothing to do with hunting, Steve. - DD)
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John Anzalone, a veteran Democratic pollster who is advising Biden, acknowledged the party's sudden willingness to embrace gun control.

"It's no longer radical," he said. "No one's afraid of the NRA anymore."

What was their reason for being afraid of the NRA? That the NRA supports The Second Amendment and promotes legal gun ownership for law-abiding people? That it promotes gun safety and responsibility of gun owners? Yeah, that's scary. Far more scary than addressing the issue of criminals obtaining their guns illegally.

White Supremacy, Racism and The Fear Card are all the DEMS have left. Count on them milking it for the next 14 months.

TF is he aiming at? Rabbits?

I've noticed that recently Joe's opted for teleprompters for the most basic platitudes, words and statements that should be extemporaneous.
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Joe Biden loved coal before he hated it.

Breitbart: Biden Attacks McCain in 2008 for not supporting the coal industry.

Biden told a crowd consisting of union mine workers in the closing days of the 2008 race that he and then-candidate Barack Obama would be better for the coal industry than McCain, the Republican presidential nominee.

“Ladies and gentleman, John McCain does not believe that clean coal is part of our future,” Biden said[.]
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“We’re not supporting clean coal,” Biden said looping Obama, who had campaigned on his support for the energy source [coal][.]
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The incident quickly became politically controversial, especially as “clean coal” was a top issue the Obama campaign[.]

National Interest: Biden in 2016: No place for fossil fuels in my administration, yet he loved coal in 2012.

Former Vice President Joe Biden’s proclamation that fossil fuels would have no place in his administration during Wednesday night’s debate was a far cry from his 2012 declaration that “we desperately need coal.”
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“No, we would work it out. We would make sure it’s eliminated and no more subsidies … for any fossil fuel,” he responded.

Joe Biden; he'll say anything and everything.

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Biden kisses young girl (granddaughter?) on lips.

It could be his granddaughter, as someone mentioned on a thread. But who TF kisses their grown children or grandchildren on the lips? Only Creepy, Groping, Pervy, Handsy, Hair-Sniffin', Toxic, Smacking, Slow Joe.

Biden heckled by activists on deportation. Biden mumbles answers; is clear he won't apologize. Will he drop out of race due to health?

Breitbart: Biden gaffes over deportation; heckled by activists.

"I will not apologize for the deportation of people who have committed a felony,” he added. “I will apologize for deportations if in fact you were deported because in fact you were engaged in a misdemeanor… or your family was separated," [said Biden].

Make sure you listen for it...the way he pronounces it, he says, "MISTER-meanor."

InfoWars: Biden's health problems. Will drop out of race.
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Buffalo Joe Biden; Transformation to Butterfly

Via the Wickedly funny Something Wicked:

This may be the most important video of 2020 Dear @JoeBiden: Sir, the debate was a disaster. Your #’s are in free fall. There is now one -and ONLY one- way to defeat @KamalaHarris. You, sir, must BECOME a woman of color. Its time for... #BuffaloJoe.

Joe Biden's history of smacking people in the mouth? We need confirmation and substantiation on this. Who got smacked by Joe? Step forward, please.

Washington Examiner: Joe Biden compares Trump to bullies he would 'smack' in the mouth.

2020 front-runner Joe Biden compared President Trump to a bully he'd "smack" in the mouth, in a Friday morning interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo.
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[Trump is] the bully that I knew my whole life," Biden stated.

"He’s the bully that I’ve always stood up to. He’s the bully that used to make fun when I was a kid that I stutter, and I’d smack them in the mouth," the former vice president added.

Time for every bully that got smacked in the mouth by Toxic Masculinity Joe to come forward and confirm that they were assaulted by Creepy Joe. If not...he continues a lifetime of inventing stories. Yet no reporter or anyone in the MSM asks him about the below pic.

Still, no one in the MSM asks Joe about this photo.