Biden says he "will beat Joe Biden" in the election.

Free Beacon: Biden: I’m Going to Beat Joe Biden.

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden on Friday appeared to tell CNBC he will defeat himself in the November election.

"I’m prepared to say that I have a record of over 40 years and that I’m going to beat Joe Biden," Biden said.

The Good News is we have a full six more months of gaffes like this to look forward to from Joementia.

There isn't any panic buying and hoarding of popcorn, is there - - - yet?

If Bloomberg ever wore Blackface...

...he'll be easy to spot.

Breitbart: This Is How Mike Bloomberg Secretly Talks About Black People to White Elites.

Ninety-five percent of murders — murderers and murder victims — fit one M.O. You can just take the description, Xerox it, and pass it out to all the cops. They are male, minorities, 16-25. That’s true in New York, that’s true in virtually every city. And that’s where the real crime is. You’ve got to get the guns out of the hands of people that are getting killed. You want to spend the money on a lot of cops in the streets. Put the cops where the crime is, which means in minority neighborhoods.

Courthouse News Service: Bloomberg Blamed End of Redlining for 2008 Collapse.

[Bloomberg]: “Redlining, if you remember, was the term where banks took whole neighborhoods and said, ‘People in these neighborhoods are poor, they’re not going to be able to pay off their mortgages, tell your salesmen don’t go into those areas.'”

He continued: “And then Congress got involved — local elected officials, as well — and said, ‘Oh, that’s not fair, these people should be able to get credit.’ And once you started pushing in that direction, banks started making more and more loans where the credit of the person buying the house wasn’t as good as you would like.”

Pamela Karlan ‘should be ashamed’ of her Barron Trump punch line at the impeachment hearings.

Breitbart: Matt Gaetz schools Pamela Karlan for attacking Barron Trump.

When Karlan tried to cut him off, saying, “When the president calls — ,” Gaetz immediately shut her down. “Excuse me, you don’t get to interrupt me on this time.”

He then blasted the joke earlier in the hearing, where she invoked the president’s teenage son, Barron.

“Let me also suggest that when you invoke the president’s son’s name here, when you try to make a little joke out of referencing Barron Trump that does not lend credibility to your argument, it makes you look mean,” he said. “It makes you look like you’re attacking someone’s family — the minor child of the president of the United States.”

He then closed by asking witnesses if they could raise their hand if any of them had “personal knowledge of a single material fact in the Schiff report.”

His question was met with blank stares and silence.

Market Watch: Melania Trump says Pamela Karlan ‘should be ashamed’ of her Barron punch line at the impeachment hearings.

Stanford constitutional law professor Pamela S. Karlan went viral during the impeachment hearings on Wednesday for tearing into Republican Rep. Doug Collins, and telling him that she was “insulted” by his suggestion that she hadn’t read the witness transcripts. What’s more, she stated that everything she has read “tells me that when President Trump invited, indeed demanded, foreign involvement in our upcoming election.”

Then she made this play on words:

‘While the president can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron’: Prof. Karlan uses the Trump family to outline the Constitution’s rule that there can’t be titles of nobility.
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First lady Melania Trump, whose “Be Best” initiative advocates against bullying, tweeted that Karlan “should be ashamed.”

    A minor child deserves privacy and should be kept out of politics. Pamela Karlan, you should be ashamed of your very angry and obviously biased public pandering, and using a child to do it.
    — Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) December 4, 2019
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Trump 2020 national press secretary Kayleigh McEnany released the following statement in response on Wednesday afternoon:

“Only in the minds of crazed liberals is it funny to drag a 13-year-old child into the impeachment nonsense,” she wrote.

“Pamela Karlan thought she was being clever and going for laughs, but she instead reinforced for all Americans that Democrats have no boundaries when it comes to their hatred of everything related to President Trump. Hunter Biden is supposedly off-limits according to liberals, but a 13-year-old boy is fair game. Disgusting.”

Disgusting behavior from Democrats. We expect it, we know it's coming. It's never a matter of 'if' - only 'when' and 'how much'.

"I'm not going to take any shit," says Jerry Nadler. "The New Jerry Nadler Show" premieres today!

"The Jerry Nadler Show", which proved a disaster due to the incompetence of its lead actor, Jerry Nadler, returns after being retooled. The program went on hiatus and was temporarily replaced with, "The Adam Schiff Show" which, in its pilot episode, drew a somewhat sizeable audience. Its viewership quickly dropped after its premeire.

Billed now as, "The New Jerry Nadler Show", Nadler returns playing himself, a partisan liberal suffering from a mild decline in mental stability. "There will be plenty of action, thrills and surprises. We're even looking at spin-offs," said one of the show's producers. 

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Politico: 'I'm not going to take any sh--': Nadler girds for battle.

House Judiciary Chairman Jerry Nadler had a blunt message as he privately addressed Democrats the day before his panel assumes a starring role in the impeachment inquiry.

“I’m not going to take any shit,” Nadler said in a closed-door prep session Tuesday morning — a rare cuss word from the lawyerly Manhattan Democrat that prompted some lawmakers to sit up in their chairs, according to multiple people in the room.

Nadler’s warning shot referred to likely GOP antics to try to undermine the first impeachment hearing in the Judiciary Committee on Wednesday. But it wasn’t lost on Democrats that Nadler’s message could also apply to those in his own party who have closely scrutinized his role in the House's impeachment probe

While President Donald Trump may be under investigation, Nadler will be on the hot seat.

The veteran lawmaker has at times struggled to balance the competing interests and expectations of his caucus and leadership on an impeachment push that once sharply divided the party. Those internal tensions have largely faded, with Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her caucus unified around evidence that Trump abused his office by pressuring Ukrainian leaders for his own political gain.
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Nadler allies aren’t worried.

“He’s as steady as a rock,” said Rep. Val Demings (D-Fla.), who sits on the Judiciary and Intelligence panels.

...As a rock...

Nadler almost passes out, May 24, 2019

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Politico Archived

Biden gives out website as joe30330.

In his closing remarks on Wednesday night's DEM Debate "The Sequel", Joe Biden stated his website as, Joe30330. In an admittedly tech-savvy moment by a college student, had joe30330.com - for a while - redirected to a site for the campaign of Pete Whatishisname. USA MacPaper:

Joe30330.com now redirects to a fundraising page for the South Bend, Indiana, mayor.

Minutes late, it changed again, redirecting joe30330.com to what looked like a website for Gen Z’er who says he’s ‘not joshin’ you’.  But when you click the Donate button on the page, it again redirects to an ActBlue donation page for Buttigieg.

Asking voters to text a custom number is a common way for campaigns to gather donor information.
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But Biden’s flub sent people to a website that didn't exist – at least not as an arm of his campaign.

If you send a text to Joe30330 now, you will get a fundraising pitch from the Biden campaign, asking for support and to donate to his effort.

"Go to my website at...Biden...867-5309/Jenny

three dot something..."

...Says the guy who, in February, 2009, stated, "Do you know the website number?"

Mueller Testimony, his body language and Fusion GPS.

Elderly man said some things.

In Wednesday's oh-so-crucial-for-the-DEMS Clown Show, Bob Mueller testified that he was not familiar with Fusion GPS.

Washington Examiner: Mueller not familiar with Fusion GPS.

Former special counsel Robert Mueller declined to answer questions on why any direct mention of Fusion GPS was omitted from his 448-page report on the Russia investigation.

“I’m not familiar with that,” Mueller said when asked about the indirect mention of the opposition research firm in his report.

Check out Fusion GPS' Web site. Be careful, though. It's easy to get lost in their flashy, Java-laden, confusing and complicated design.

Tonya Reiman, a guest on Wednesday night's FOX The Ingraham Angle, said the following about Mueller's body language in Wednesday's two hearings (I'm paraphrasing):

• Mueller doodled: helps the process of "going through the process".
• Mueller's hand gesturing and waving a pen he was holding: a way to shed nervous energy.
• Mueller's hands tightly-folded and fingers intertwined: represents restraint.
• Mueller would stick out only the tip of his tongue: a sign that the person speaking doesn't like their own words they are saying.
• Mueller being reminded to speak into the microphone: reluctance; looking to be prompted by others.
• Mueller's mouth agape and jaw-shifting: disagreement, uncertainty, frustrated.
• Mueller leaned back in his chair - distancing himself - when the questions were adversarial, but sat straight and upright during other types of questioning.
• Overall, his body language indicated he didn't want to be there.

More on Mueller's body language at Northeastern Ed: Robert Mueller was a reluctant witness. It really showed in his testimony to Congress.

“He did not engage in behaviors that might suggest he was enjoying the hearing,” [said Laura Dudley, a behavior analyst at Northeastern]. “Sometimes during hearings, we see people who seem initially nervous and then begin to ‘settle in,’ appearing more comfortable, ad-libbing, and smiling. This did not happen with Mueller. If anything, he appeared more weary as the questioning continued.”

When he was asked who appointed him as a U.S. Attorney, Mueller replied it was President George H.W. Bush. It was President Ronald Regan who appointed Mueller.

Mueller was also asked what he knew - and he refused to answer - about leaks regarding the raid on Roger Stone's home, considering CNN reported the raid in real-time. Where are the DEMS and their soap boxes when you need them? The DEMS always support whistle-blowers and want to know their identity. That's part of the investigation to release unredacted. Someone leaked that - let's find out who. But no DEM called for this unredacted release. Maybe this info isn't important to DEMS. It might hurt Their Precious Liberal Fictional Narrative?

The DEMS thought Mueller's testimony would bring deliverance to any number of their many imaginary high crimes and misdemeanors committed by President Donald Trump. The DEMS (again) overplayed a hand they never had.

The late afternoon brought President Trump saying, "the democrats had nothing. And now they have less than nothing." Precisely.

The DEMS will, "get nothing and like it."

Who actually wrote Muller's Book Report? We don't know. He was asked if, as part of his staffing during his investigation, he asked others of their political affiliation. He said , "no." Well, I'd think a DC-insider like Mueller would know who's who after almost 40 years. He didn't have to ask. He knew who he was getting and he got anyone and everyone he wanted. Many of them he probably doesn't know.
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Archived stories:
Washington Examiner - Mueller not familiar with Fusion GPS 
Northeastern Ed - Robert Mueller was a reluctant witness. It really showed

"Can you repeat the question, please?"

NBC News:  How many times has Robert Mueller deflected, declined or deferred a question? Live tracker.

Bob's Nothing Burgers will open late today.

Bob has a busy day today. The restaurant will open later than usual.

TIME (via Yahoo): Mueller House Testimony Today.

Former Special Counsel Robert Mueller will testify Wednesday before the House Judiciary and Intelligence Committees [regarding a bunch of stuff].

And...he can bring his top aide along.

AP (via Yahoo): Mueller's request to have his top aide, Aaron Zebley sit at the table with him, was granted.

Democrats on the House judiciary and intelligence committees granted his request to have his top aide in the investigation, Aaron Zebley, sit at the table with him.

Zebley is not expected to be sworn in for questioning by the judiciary panel. But he will be able to answer questions before the intelligence committee, where, a committee aide said, he will be sworn in.

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Archived stories:
TIME (Yahoo) 
AP (Yahoo)

Jerry Nadler caught up in NYC Blackout Power Outage.

From an unknown source...

How long will it take before the Libs once again hate Mueller?

What the Libs so delusionally and desperately want to be true...but isn't there.

SF Gate: "We're going to subpoena" Robert Mueller.

Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) told Bill Maher that the House Intelligence Committee will subpoena special counsel Robert Mueller to testify before Congress and present the findings of his report.

Hours after Mueller submitted his report to Attorney General William Barr, Swalwell said during an appearance on Maher's show Real Time that "we're going to subpoena" Robert Mueller.
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"Yeah, we're going to subpoena him and Adam Schiff announced that earlier," Swalwell replied.

"You'll subpoena Mueller?"

"Yep."

Mother Jones: Adam Schiff prepared to subpoena Mueller’s Evidence.

"[The Departmet of Justice] should cooperate willingly, but if it doesn’t, we will have to subpoena the evidence, subpoena Mueller or others,” Schiff told CNN.

RT: U.S. MSM in panic attack after failure of Mueller investigation indicts Trump.

The news dealt a devastating blow to the sensational prophesies of journalists, analysts and entire news networks, who for nearly two years reported ad nauseam [sic] that President Donald Trump and his inner circle were just days away from being carted off to prison for conspiring with the Kremlin to interfere in the 2016 presidential election.

Because watching Liberals' heads explode is so damn satisfying and enjoyable!

From the film "Scanners"

Ralph Northam's Great Apology Tour

If you're not aware of this story, here's the background.

Democrat Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam; either Blackface or KKK.

TPM: Virginia Democrat Governor Ralph Northam now says he believes he's not in the racist photo.

A Virginia Democrat who has spoken with Gov. Ralph Northam has told The Associated Press that the governor now does not believe he was in a racist picture in his 1984 medical yearbook and has no immediate plans to resign.

Of course he has no plans to resign. He's a Democrat. Let the revisionism begin.

WTVR CBS 6 News: Northam to make statement Saturday afternoon.

Virginia Governor Ralph Northam will make a statement announcement Saturday afternoon in Richmond, according to the Governor’s Office.

The statement is scheduled for 2:30 p.m. at the Executive Mansion.
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Democrats, Republicans, and Virginia voters have called on Governor Northam to resign after Northam confirmed Friday he was in a racist college yearbook photo showing one person dressed in blackface and another in the KKK’s signature white hood and robes.

The photograph appears in the 1984 yearbook for Eastern Virginia Medical School. Northam did not say whether he was wearing the KKK outfit or blackface.

With my deepest apologies to the great, lovely, wonderful Brenda Lee: