Showing posts with label fat bastard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fat bastard. Show all posts

Monday, August 8, 2022

That "one" post about Schadenfreude, Cunts, Illnesses, Obesity and Obituaries.

I met Anthony Hopkins once and he was EXACTLY like the character Hannibal Lecter. Pure evil and violent. Of course this isn't true. He's nothing like Lecter.

For a tiny percentage of people who read this blog who somehow think I'm some rage-fueled monster, I'm not. For some bloggers and writers, it's the job of the author to be provocative and hyperbolic. The on-line presence here - what you read - it's all an act.

I take no pleasure, satisfaction or enjoyment in the illnesses, misfortunes or the deaths of others. The focus of this blog is simply to apply the same standard to Liberals that they apply to everyone else except themselves. I'm just holding a mirror up to the actions and words of zealous Libs and reflecting and applying their standards right back onto them.

The Schadenfreude: There is some Schadenfreude here. If you're a cautious reader you will realize this is solely directed at those who've climbed to the top of their soap box and lectured to others as to how they should live their lives. The double vaxxed and double boosted, who've spent years shaming others, that get covid? Yeah, I think it's hysterical when they get covid. They are the people who lectured the rest of us that if we got vaxxed, got boosted, wore masks...well, we wouldn't get covid. That it would only take "two weeks to flatten the curve," they told us. This ideology has proven itself wrong many times. 

Just scan the headlines for well known names (Biden, Fauci, celebrities) all of whom adhered to every covid protocol that exists and they still get covid. Yeah...I am going to poke fun at them and take some degree of Schadenfreude because they're hypocrites and liars.

Cunts: On this blog, I've called men, women and all the other pretend genders others believe in, "Cunts." I don't use it in a sexist manner. I never have. Being a "Cunt" has nothing to do with gender. It is, at least on this blog, the same as calling someone an asshole. The "Uppity Bitches" label is the same. I've used and applied it to men, women and all the other pretend-genders that people like to imagine exist.

Obituaries
: I have never taken pleasure in the death of anyone. This is entirely different from the quote, often mis-attributed to Mark Twain but is actually from Clarene Darrow that, "I have never wished for the death of any man. I have, however, read their obituaries with a great deal of satisfaction." I admit this; that there are obits that I have thoroughly enjoyed reading. It doesn't mean I take pleasure in their death or wished them death. It's just a good obituary that I find satisfying.

Obesity and Fatties: I'm not talking about people who are 20, 30 or even 50 pounds overweight. I'm talking about the gigantic blobs who are morbidly obese, like Michael Moore, Ana Fatvarro and other Fat Bastards whose problem likely isn't a "metabolic problem." They just can't put down the fork. I will Fat Shame theses these blobs until I blog no more. Nancy Pelosi called Donald Trump, "morbidly obese."  Trump maybe could shed a few pounds, but he's not morbidly obese. And people forget that more often than not, he's wearing a Kevlar vest under his shirt or suit coat. 

The only person I need to be true to is my Savior, and I am. 

"Well, Drake, do you think God and Jesus would approve of everything you write here?" Well, no, probably not "everything", but I think He would understand what's written here isn't from my heart. It's only politics.

"You make fun of peoples' names." Yep, I sure do. So does the Left. I'm taking my cue from them. When they stop doing this, I'll stop.

I hold the same standard and apply it to all; democrats and Liberal lunatics and republicans, RINOs and Conservatives. If you haven't noticed this, you aren't reading carefully. What's the standard, you ask: I have no patience for hypocrisy or lies from anyone, regardless of their political or cultural beliefs.

I take no pleasure or satisfaction if there are massive wildfires in California or New Mexico, or when other states are hit with natural and man-made disasters. When I use the "Not my problem" image...

...I do mean that...it's not my problem. No more or less than it's the problem of another state when Minnesota has a blizzard or spends weeks of sub-zero temperature in Winter. It's not my problem when California has an earthquake and it's not California's problem when Minnesota has wildfires or flooding.

No one knows the amount of comments that never get published and are rejected because the comment submitter is expressing pleasure over the misfortunes or deaths of others, or is happy that someone has been violently attacked. Those comments are marked as SPAM, deleted and the IP's blocked.

Liberal hypocrisy, (an oxymoron), is off the charts. One needs to look no further at the newfound love-fest The Left has for Dick Cheney, who they hated for the past 100 years. What changed? Oh...Dick said he doesn't like Trump. That's all The Left needs to hear to embrace their latest icon. No different from their relationship of hate/love/hate/love/hate of John Bolton.

This post probably could have been shorter. I hate editing and proofreading my own material. If you stayed with it and read it, Thank You. If not, that's also fine. "Walls Of Text" can be tasking.

If it's real, unadulterated hatred that you seek, the best place to find it is at blogs, sites and social media accounts belonging to Liberals.

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Thursday, July 21, 2022

Man to eat nothing but Taco Bell for 30 days to prove it’s healthy.

Lexington 18 News (Archived): Man to eat nothing but Taco Bell for 30 days to prove it’s healthy.

A Virginia man said he is going to eat nothing but Taco Bell for 30 days in an attempt to prove that someone can eat a healthy diet eating nothing but fast food.

Sam Reid told WDBJ-TV that he was motivated by a news article that claimed Taco Bell is one of the healthiest fast food restaurants.

He said he will eat three meals a day at Taco Bell, and will consume each menu item at least once.

"My hypothesis is that healthy fast food can actually help you become healthier,” he told WDBJ.

Not Sam Reid. Random large person via DDG image search.

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Doctor Pelosi on morbid obesity. Her MD is from where?


House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) on Wednesday doubled down on calling President Donald Trump “morbidly obese,” claiming that she was dishing out “a dose of his own medicine” that was “factual,” yet “sympathetic.”
I am being factual and sympathetic in pointing out the morbid obesity of Stacey Abrams because I am very concerned and prayerful about the state of her health and well-being.

I wonder...what is Stacey's BMI?

Saturday, May 2, 2020

Twitter condones violence as long as it's an effigy.


Apparently Twitter is just fine with violent content, as long as it's an effigy. 

I've reported Fat Bastard Michael Moore's violent Tweet to Twitter three times and I haven't even received their automated "Thank you for reporting this" response. So much for Twatter's "policies". 

I'm thinking of joining Twitter. I'd plan on Tweeting nothing other than video clips of violence being done to effigies of Twitter CEO Soy Boy Jack Dorsey and the Fat Bastard Michael Moore.

 The Fat Bastard ...Red is such a slimming color.

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Pikachu has lost weight. Why?


When Pokémon first arrived on the Game Boy in 1996, Pikachu was illustrated as a plump electric rodent that looked far from agile. It wasn't until later on in the series, the face of the pocket monster franchise got an artistic makeover, making him slightly less chubby.

What was the reason behind the change, though? If it wasn't already obvious, it was due to the influence of the anime series at the time. During an interview with the Yomiuri Newspaper in 2018 – as recently shared by YouTuber Dr. Lava – the character designer and art director of the Pokémon series Ken Sugimori explained these changes in detail:

   "We were also influenced by the introduction of the [anime]. Since the animation had them doing a variety of movements, including human-like gestures, we changed the shape of Pikachu's body to make acting easier. While Pikachu was originally very short and stout, we gradually gave it a more defined neck and elongated its spine.

    "The Pikachu appearing in the Pokemon series after the broadcast of the animated series was influenced by how it appeared in the show. Also, I had no idea they were going to make it cry 'Pikachu.' It's like a cat crying out the word 'cat.'"

If you miss the older version of Pikachu, the recent release of Pokémon Sword and Shield on the Switch somewhat makes up for it, with the addition of Gigantamax Pikachu. This Pikachu has little resemblance to the famous one we know and love nowadays and is arguably closer to the original Pokémon design.
Gigantamax Pikachu. Is that similar to Mechagodzilla? Who would win a battle between the two of them?

I wonder if this will be one of the Top Tech stories of the year?

Sunday, December 15, 2019

Harvey Weinstein's miraculous recovery. No longer needs a "walker".



It seems as if Harvey Weinstein might only use his walker when it could win him some valuable sympathy.

A Page Six spy recently spotted the disgraced mogul in Manhattan with his attorneys, shuffling into a meeting with a potentially hostile group and using a walker for support.

So the same source was surprised to spot Weinstein a few days later at a Target in Mount Kisco, NY, near Bedford, with his family — striding around without any support whatsoever.
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...Weinstein “and the board of his bankrupt film studio have reached a tentative $25 million settlement agreement with dozens of his alleged sexual-misconduct victims.” It wouldn’t require him to admit wrongdoing or pay anything to his accusers himself
"It wouldn't require him to admit wrongdoing or pay anything to the accusers himself." Because no one is above the law? Oh...wait...

Weinstein fakes fragility seeking sympathy using a walker going into court.

Sunday, July 14, 2019

Cannibal Sharks off Australia's Gold Coast; or, Michael Moore eats fish stick.


A pair of frenzied Great White sharks have attacked each other in a furious scrap caught on camera.

The incredibly rare footage shows the apex predators turn on each other and supports recent reports of the sharks preying on their own kind as a food source.

It shows the two mammals grappling in the water and dragging each other down by their jaws.
Kind of like watching the DEMS eating each other, but less violent.

Daily Mail

Beware the Land Sharks.

Friday, May 24, 2019

Jerry Nadler Feeling Much Better.

NY DEM Jerry Nadler Tweets he is feeling better after almost passing out earlier today.


The Sun Best describes the almost passing out a "sudden health scare."

Nadler: "Glad to receive fluids."

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Zazzy Nadler!

CNBC: Nadler threatens to go to court to force ex-White House counsel Don McGahn to testify.
House Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y., on Tuesday threatened to go to court to get former White House counsel Don McGahn to testify before his committee.

“Let me be clear: This committee will hear Mr. McGahn’s testimony, even if we have to go to court to secure it,” Nadler said.
NY PostJerry Nadler’s cynical, cowardly show.
Everyone on Judiciary knows perfectly well that Congress can’t compel testimony from top presidential advisers except in the most extraordinary circumstances: The chief executive’s right to frank, confidential discussions with his staff is well-established.

So Nadler’s bluster about how he’ll “go to court to secure” McGahn’s appearance is just noise for the cameras.
The Zazzy Nadler in June's GQ, on sale now:


Other Zazzy DEM.

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Sri Lanka terrorist attacks on Easter. Who's noted this and who hasn't.

From RT: Easter tragedy: What we know so far about the deadly attacks in Sri Lanka.
Seven suspects have been identified and arrested as the death toll from the horrific church and hotel attacks in Sri Lanka climbed to over 200, with no group claiming responsibility. RT sums up what we know so far of the tragedy.

    Explosions rocked three luxury hotels in the nation’s largest city, Colombo, and three packed Catholic churches across the country on Sunday morning. This was followed by two additional explosions at different sites. The tragedy occurred as Christians were gathering for Easter Sunday Masses.

    Seven people have been arrested in connection to the attacks, the government confirmed. State Minister of Defense Ruwan Wijewardene earlier told reporters that all of the perpetrators “have been identified,” and will be caught no matter what “religious extremism they are following.”
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    One of the suicide bombers checked into the Cinnamon Grand hotel in Colombo under the name Mohamed Azzam Mohamed, Indian media wrote. He reportedly set off an explosive at the hotel’s busy restaurant while standing in line for the Easter Sunday breakfast buffet.

    Two more suicide bombers, who were behind the attacks on the Shangri La hotel and a church in Batticaloa, have also been reportedly identified as Zahran Hashim and Abu Mohammed, according to a report by an Indian News 18 TV Channel. No other details about the alleged perpetrators have been revealed so far.
At the time of publishing this post, the following people have taken time to mention this horrific attack on their social media accounts:

President Donald Trump

Senator Chuck Schumer

Congressman Jerry Nadler

Senator Bernie Sanders

The following people have not bothered to mention the Sri Lanka terrorist attack at all:

Joe Biden

Elizabeth Warren

ROBert O'Rourke (although he managed to mention Columbine...twenty years ago).

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (although she managed to mention Columbine...twenty years ago).

Cortez (she is unable to Tweet anything unless it's related to "Climate Change" and "only 12 more years.")

Pete Buttigieg

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (Update: Tlaib managed to tweet the following):
Rashida Tlaib
Verified account @RashidaTlaib
The deadly attacks on human life already shakes us. When evil attacks human life in our places of worship it shakes our core. Thinking of the families and communities directly impacted by these cowardice attacks.
"Senator" Amy Klobuchar

"Refugee" Ilhan Omar

And the two most self-centered, self-indulgent obese pieces of excrement on the face of the earth:

Rob Reiner and Michael Moore

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Clemson players seemed to enjoy Trump's White House fast-food dinner.

TMZ: Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence Loved Trump's Fast Food.
Clemson's star QB Trevor Lawrence tells TMZ Sports he LOVED the President's McDonald's spread at the White House and can't wait to do it again!
CNBCSuccessful people who like fast food.
Trump's getting trolled for Clemson fast food dinner, but Warren Buffett and others are big fans of junk food too.
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Billionaire investor Warren Buffett eats McDonald's every day. Despite his billionaire status, Buffett never spends more than $3.17 on breakfast, he explains in his HBO documentary "Becoming Warren Buffett."
Notice how CNBC made a decision to include "junk". 

This guy, too...I suspect, likes food:

Saturday, January 12, 2019

With a Headline like NPR used, EVERYONE knows what to expect from me.

NPR: Massive Fatberg Blocking Sewer.
A giant obstruction made up of hardened fat, oil, wet wipes and other waste items – called a fatberg — has been found in the sewer of a seaside town in England.
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Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Lard Lad Fat Bastard Michael Moore Needs Ten People


The Fat Bastard, Michael Moore, says he will join a million other people in surrounding the U.S. Capitol in protesting President Donald Trump's Supreme Court selection. The Washington Examiner
...Moore said on Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO Friday, “I'll join a million other people surrounding the United States Capitol."  Moore was on the show to promote his upcoming anti-Trump movie, Fahrenheit 11/9.
Well, since Tubby is grotesquely obese enough to represent 999,990 individuals, there only need be ten more people joining him to total one million people.

And oh - gee - he appeared on "Real Time" to promote his upcoming movie "Fahrenheit 11/9".

Is this giant, lard filled Rubber so bereft of creativity he has to continually rip-off the partial title of the classic 1953 Ray Bradbury novel and the iconic 1966 film of the same name?

Can this Fat Fcuk do one, single act of altruism...maybe paying $ 2,251 on behalf of an orphan who is being sued by the Social Security Admin?

$2, 251 must be one-tenth of what The Fat Bastard spends daily on M&M's.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I'm sure the Fat Bastard's colossal obesity is glaaaaaaandular and not metabolic syndrome.

Saturday, June 30, 2018

Fat Bastard Michael Moore says," We have to put our bodies on the line."

Leni Riefenstahl Lard Lad propagandist Michael Moore, says:
"The only way that we’re going to stop [President Donald Trump] is eventually we’re all going to have to put our bodies on the line. You’re going to have to be willing to do this."
Well...The Fat Bastard certainly has enough "body" to put on the line.


 
Click on the "labels" below for more Fat Bastard Fat Shaming.

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Tech News

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WIRED: AT&T / Time Warner deal done; now what?
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TechDirtAT&T's purchase of Time Warner brings competitive headaches.
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Martian Dust storm lets rover nap. C|NET:
NASA's Opportunity rover is stuck in a huge storm that has literally turned day to night, forcing the solar-powered robot to nap for now.
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Within a week, the storm had grown to cover an area larger than North America. Just a few days later, NASA says the storm has more than doubled in size again making it nearly the size of Asia and casting a very ominous shadow on the Opportunity Rover, which is caught in the storm.
Mars Dust Storm - Image: NASA
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Tech Crunch"THEY" can see you through your walls.
...a system that can see your body through walls, recreating your poses when you walk, sit, or simply stand still. 
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DiggWheelies.
(I don't know why the lower screen is like that. It's a simple copy and paste embed code. Tried a few times, couldn't get rid of it. Click lower right and make it full screen).



Morbidly obese VW bus will serve free hot dogs in NYC all summer.
 Image Source: Public Art Fund
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BETA NewsWindows 10 tales of woe. (And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth).
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The agency found no evidence that the vehicle's crash-avoidance systems kicked in before the horrific crash[.]
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"At three seconds prior to the crash and up to the time of impact with the crash attenuator, the Tesla's speed increased from 62 to 70.8mph, with no precrash braking or evasive steering movement detected," the report notes.
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GeekNerdy gifts for geeky Dads for Father's Day.
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Science News: New theory that the Easter Island (Rapa Nui) statues were pulled [using] cylinders up a ramp with ropes[.]:
No more than 15 people were needed to manipulate ropes that rolled stone cylinders, or pukao, up ramps.
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The hatlike cylinders were then tipped over to rest atop statues[.]
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Hundreds of [statues] [measure] up to 10 meters tall and [weigh] up to 74 metric tons.
 Image: C. Lipo

Friday, July 28, 2017

Making Fun of Lard Lad Michael Moore never gets old for me...

It doesn't. Making fun of Michael Moore has always been, and continues to be, tons of fun. No pun intended, seriously, but damn if the few tiny receptors remaining firing in my brain don't come up with something without effort every once-so-often.

He's the only person ever who has successfully beaten the flesh-eating virus .

And then at my old site I ran across this, Moore's trip to Cuba.

Moore enjoys a Cuban-style Banana Split, made with ice cream, bananas, whipped cream,
cherries and a small Cuban child.
Moore is a legitimate target for satire, fat shaming and your all-around general insults aimed at Liberals because he makes himself a target.
"...no group of people, no tribe sh*ts on their own to the extent and the level that we do to each other; it’s the most embarrassing and humiliating thing about this great country," Moore said[.]
In between his feasts of gluttonous gorgery, I wonder if Moore ever considers how lucky he is that he wasn't born in, say, North Korea. Then again, with Moore being such a fan of other tyrants like Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez, he probably loves Kim Jong-Un. The obese are attracted to each other due to their girthy gravitational force.

Why is it that Liberals always focus on misery, gloom and doom? It's all they preach. Liberalism is negativity. They are the creators and perpetrators of gloom and doom. On everything. Oh, except raising taxes...then Liberals always see the positive side of that issue.


So, Moore (and what an appropriate name...even an extra "o" that make the word 'more' even fatter), The Fat Bastard Fat Man is in the news again.

This time, Moore says the one thing that could lead to a downfall for President Donald Trump is an unrelenting assault of satire. HuffPooPo:
“[Trumps'] thin skin, as you’ve pointed out so well, is so thin,” Moore said.

“All we need is like a thousand or a million little comedy shivs — just, you know, non-violent, don’t hurt him,” he added. “But just under his skin, because he can’t take being laughed at.”
Well - good luck there Tubby. You keep on dreaming.

Here is why it's a good idea to page through comments from time to time. You never know when you'll run into a gem. And I did, with the comment below, on Yahoo, on their story of the above-linked HuffPooPo.

I've blacked out a part of the user's/commenter's name, but the rest is a total, legitimate, screen shot except for me adding the photo of Moore used in the story:

"Does that face look like it is pinned to a giant lard filled Rubber?"

Yes...yes it does. A lot.