Well, Miss Cortez...have you obtained "lots" of answers?

Three years ago today, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

So, Meeeeez Cortez...? "Answers" ?

Nah, she just moved on to the newest, shiny bouncing blue ball.

Cortez NEVER wants to hear the words "Free Stuff" again. EVER!!!!!!!!! Well...FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF!

FOX News (via Archive): AOC says her policies are not 'free stuff': 'I never want to hear that term again'.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's promise to boost federal funding for social programs should not be considered "free stuff," because they are in fact "public goods," the New York Democrat said in a Monday tweet.

Ocasio-Cortez, who earlier in the day led a Green New Deal town hall about public housing in the Bronx, said she's tired of being accused of essentially bribing voters with financial handouts.

"Public education, libraries, & infrastructure policies (which we‘ve had before in America and elsewhere in the world!) are not 'free stuff,'" she tweeted.

"They are PUBLIC GOODS. And they are worth investing in, protecting, & advancing for all society and future generations. Sincerely, NY-14."

Ocasio-Cortez, who has endorsed Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., in the 2020 race, also said she never wants to hear the term "free stuff" uttered ever again in a political context.

Let The Streisand Effect begin!

Maybe we have something here. Peaceful, protesting crowds showing up at any Cortez event drowning out whatever she's saying by shouting, "FREE STUFF". I like the idea because FREE SPEECH is a PUBIC GOOD.

I haven't checked The Bartender's Twitter account, but it sure would be an appropriate exercise of the First Amendment to flood it with FREE STUFF memes.

"We need to eat babies," Cortez is told at Townhall meeting. (VIDEO)

Ryan Saavedra @ Twitter

The video. Watch all of it: 

Read more at The Daily Wire:

"I love that you support the Green Deal, but it’s not getting rid of fossil fuel, it’s not going to solve the problem fast enough,” the woman continued. “A Swedish professor [said] we can eat dead people but that’s not fast enough. So I think your next campaign slogan has to be this: 'We got to start eating babies'! We don’t have enough time! There is too much CO2," [said the yet-to-be-identified woman].

Epstein "suicide"...Cortez Tweets, "We need answers. Lots of them."

Zipper Head Cortez Tweet on Epstein:

More at Breitbart: Cortez Demands ‘Answers’ After Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead in Jail.

Hypersensitive Cortez feelings hurt over cardboard cut-out that looks like her. The Horror! The Horror!

Image: Instagram/Facebook

But did they know it was cardboard?

NY Post: McConnell supporters on AOC photo: ‘Political correctness to the extreme’.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went on the warpath Tuesday over a picture of some Mitch McConnell-supporting high-schoolers groping and mock-choking a cardboard cutout of her — but the Senate majority leader and his supporters said her complaints were paper-thin.

The Kentucky senator’s spokesman pointed out that then-President Barack Obama’s staffers did the same thing to a Hillary Clinton cutout 11 years ago, while others just thought the whole debate was yet another example of today’s ­hypersensitivity.
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“Hey @senatemajldr – these young men look like they work for you,” [Cortez] tweeted Monday night. “Just wanted to clarify: are you paying for young men to practice groping & choking members of Congress w/ your payroll…or is this just the standard culture of #TeamMitch?”

McConnell’s campaign manager, Kevin Golden, shot back Tuesday, defending the majority leader and noting the Obama-staff similarities.
[.]
Ocasio-Cortez wouldn’t let the issue drop Tuesday, as she put out a tweet implying that McConnell’s camp is condoning the stunt.

And hands near the neck of a cardboard cut-out is not "choking".

Have some Tissues, Princess...

Triple-Ply for maximum weep absorption.

Pelosi "Doesn't Do Regrets," after Cortez implies she's a Racist.

Daily Caller: Pelosi says, "Regrets is not what I do."

Democratic Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts, or “The Squad,” voted against a bill that aimed to provide emergency funding at the border. Pelosi told the NYT Saturday the four newer members “have their public whatever and their Twitter world,” but “they’re four people and that’s how many votes they got.”

Pelosi stood by her comments Wednesday, saying she doesn’t “do” regrets.

“I have no regrets about anything,” Pelosi told reporters after being asked if she was worried about her remarks dividing Democrats, The Washington Post reported. “Regrets is not what I do.”

Breitbart: Cortez Calls Pelosi Racist: ‘Singling Out … Women of Color’.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) accused Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) of racism on Wednesday, telling the Washington Post that Pelosi was guilty of “the explicit singling out of newly elected women of color.”

Liberal Cannibalism! Gotta love it!

Ocasio-Cortez Solves Another Vexing Puzzle. Claims Pelosi tasking her with busywork.

Grabien News: Cortez claims Nancy Pelosi gives her busywork to keep her out of spotlight.

"...my hands are full. And sometimes I wonder if they’re trying to keep me busy," [said the JUNIOR DEM Rep from  NY].

 

Cortez's previously solved puzzle...

...and her explanation of the solved puzzle. 

She now pretends "big peoples'"  job. 

Although, she discovered that portal to another dimension.  For which she could be awarded a Nobel Prize.

Mini AOC deletes her social media accounts after her family were reportedly doxxed and sent death threats from supporters of Ocasio-Cortez.

Above: Jack Posobiec

Reclaim The Net: Mini AOC deletes Twitter account after her family were reportedly doxed and sent death threats.

Nine-year-old Ava Martinez, the girl behind the highly popular Mini AOC Twitter parody account based on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has deleted her social media accounts after her family were reportedly doxed and sent death threats from supporters of Ocasio-Cortez.
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An account that reportedly belongs to Martinez’ stepfather, Salvatore Schachter, also released a statement on the matter confirming Posobiec’s reporting and saying that there will be no more Mini AOC content because of safety concerns.

At Ryan Saavedra: Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson (FL) says that people who are “making fun of members of Congress” online “should be prosecuted”.

More at InfoWars.

One of the last Mini-AOC parodies that Triggered Cortez Commies:

George Takei is Jewish?

This...I did not know:

At Yahoo Entertainment (News...):

Actor George Takei is backing U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s controversial comment likening the detainment of immigrants at facilities on the U.S.-Mexico border to “concentration camps.”

From the same guy who said this:

Sulu

Bernie Sander's Geico Ad

Via mad-liberals:

Cortez: "I could win a Nobel Prize in Physics."

Well there Cortez, don't jump the gun saving Drafts anytime soon, or in the future, composing a "thank you-acceptance" speech.

Cortez did discover a portal to another dimension in her kitchen. Maybe I'm underestimating her? Naah.

Cortez discovers portal to other dimensions in her kitchen sink.

Everyone has already seen this, it's all over social media. More intellectual brilliance from the puzzle-solving Alex O. Kotex Cortez:

She claims she's unfamiliar with garbage disposals. Never seen one before, she says.

I guess those residences in wealthy Westchester County where she grew up didn't have garbage disposals?

And, of the garbage disposal, she says, "it's terrifying."

Well...there ya go. Dress the kids up as a garbage disposal for Halloween this year. Make sure to go to Cortez's house. She'll be frightened. Scary!

Sri Lanka terrorist attacks on Easter. Who's noted this and who hasn't.

From RT: Easter tragedy: What we know so far about the deadly attacks in Sri Lanka.

Seven suspects have been identified and arrested as the death toll from the horrific church and hotel attacks in Sri Lanka climbed to over 200, with no group claiming responsibility. RT sums up what we know so far of the tragedy.

    Explosions rocked three luxury hotels in the nation’s largest city, Colombo, and three packed Catholic churches across the country on Sunday morning. This was followed by two additional explosions at different sites. The tragedy occurred as Christians were gathering for Easter Sunday Masses.

    Seven people have been arrested in connection to the attacks, the government confirmed. State Minister of Defense Ruwan Wijewardene earlier told reporters that all of the perpetrators “have been identified,” and will be caught no matter what “religious extremism they are following.”
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    One of the suicide bombers checked into the Cinnamon Grand hotel in Colombo under the name Mohamed Azzam Mohamed, Indian media wrote. He reportedly set off an explosive at the hotel’s busy restaurant while standing in line for the Easter Sunday breakfast buffet.

    Two more suicide bombers, who were behind the attacks on the Shangri La hotel and a church in Batticaloa, have also been reportedly identified as Zahran Hashim and Abu Mohammed, according to a report by an Indian News 18 TV Channel. No other details about the alleged perpetrators have been revealed so far.

At the time of publishing this post, the following people have taken time to mention this horrific attack on their social media accounts:

President Donald Trump

Senator Chuck Schumer

Congressman Jerry Nadler

Senator Bernie Sanders

The following people have not bothered to mention the Sri Lanka terrorist attack at all:

Joe Biden

Elizabeth Warren

ROBert O'Rourke (although he managed to mention Columbine...twenty years ago).

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (although she managed to mention Columbine...twenty years ago).

Cortez (she is unable to Tweet anything unless it's related to "Climate Change" and "only 12 more years.")

Pete Buttigieg

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (Update: Tlaib managed to tweet the following):

Rashida Tlaib
Verified account @RashidaTlaib
The deadly attacks on human life already shakes us. When evil attacks human life in our places of worship it shakes our core. Thinking of the families and communities directly impacted by these cowardice attacks.

"Senator" Amy Klobuchar

"Refugee" Ilhan Omar

And the two most self-centered, self-indulgent obese pieces of excrement on the face of the earth:

Rob Reiner and Michael Moore

Tolerant Dem Pete Buttigieg has a plank in his...eye? Yeah, in his eye.

Daily Mail: Pete Buttigieg doesn't notice plank in his eye.

Democratic presidential contender Pete Buttigieg, a breakout star of the 2020 campaign, slammed evangelical Christians on Sunday for their support of President Donald Trump given his payoff to porn star Stormy Daniels.

'I can't believe that somebody that was caught writing hush money checks to adult film actresses is somebody they should be lifting up as the kind of person they want to be leading this nation,' he said on NBC's 'Meet the Press.'

He said Trump's hypocrisy is 'unbelievable.'

A mayor who wants to be president. Heh. I put a bandage on a scraped knee a while back, which qualifies me to be a orthopedic surgeon? A mayor who wants to play 'Big people's job,' just like someone else.

Buttigieg...another tolerant, non-judgmental Liberal, who happens also to be gay, the largest group of the tolerant, live-and-let-live non-judgmentals.

Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg. 

Free Bible Lessons: The Speck and the Plank.

Does Buttigieg really want to go there?

Bartender Cortez seeks thicker skin. Can't take any criticism.

NY Post: Cortez lashes out at Amazon and Cuomo.

The Amazon killers are still on the attack.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-Queens/Bronx) and her partner in job-slaying crime, state Sen. Michael Gianaris (D-Queens), lashed out at Gov. Andrew Cuomo and the Internet giant Saturday, as the two Amazon opponents held a joint constituent event in Woodside.
[.]
Cuomo, who said Sunday that the Amazon fiasco has wrecked the state’s ability to attract new businesses, “should look in the mirror,” Gianaris charged.
[.]
...several of the constituents who waited for up to two hours to land a five-minute meeting Saturday with the lefty lawmakers were there to sound off about losing out on the 25,000 jobs that Amazon had promised.

“I felt like people should have gotten the jobs,” said Susie Scaretta-Enright of Woodside. “There are people that are struggling.”

NY Daily News: Cortez overly-sensitive over her faux accent.

[Cortez]  also spoke of critics who accused her of adopting a faux Bronx accent when she spoke Friday at Al Sharpton’s National Action Network convention.

“It’s so crazy to at once mock someone for being from a working class background, for being a bartender, for shaming me for where I was born and where I’m from and on the other hand, when I lean into my identity and who I am and all of that, people are saying that’s not true either,” said Ocasio-Cortez.

Photoshopping an image of a fake (?) photoshop makes it true. It does!

AG Barr should April Fool's prank Pelosi.

Nancy Pelosi's phone rings; she answers: "Hello." On the line is AG William Barr.

AG Barr: I have the full, un-redacted Mueller report ready for you.

Pelosi: Really?

Barr: Nah, April Fool's. (Hangs up phone).

Pelosi: (Ponders if he really has the full, un-redacted Mueller report ready for her. Phones Cortez, describes Barr phone call to her).

Cortez: "Who dis?"

Pelosi and Cortez look up April Fool's Day on Wikipedia. Both of them, still confused and perplexed, consult their staffers. Staffers spend hours explaining and diagramming Barr's call to Pelosi.

Hours, days, weeks, months later...

A sincere and consoling message to all whining Libs who are so unhappy the Mueller Report clears Trump.

To all whining Libs who are apoplectic over the Mueller Report clearing President Donald Trump over the 2016 election-Russia "collusion":  I feel your pain and I have compassion for each and every one of you.