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Tuesday, September 16, 2025
Those darn Democrats with their pro-immigration, open border and gun control agenda.
Wednesday, January 24, 2024
Naperville, IL councilman asks affluent residents to house illegal migrants.
Washington Examiner: Councilman in wealthy Chicago suburb asks ‘affluent’ residents to take illegal immigrants into homes.
A city councilman in a wealthy Chicago suburb is calling on residents of his “affluent community” to welcome illegal immigrants into their homes as the migrant crisis continues to ravage Chicago.
The influx of migrants who have arrived in Chicago from the southern border is becoming an unendurable burden for the area’s resources, and Naperville Councilman Josh McBroom does not want to see tax dollars fund the transient population, according to a report.
“The public should also know taxpayer dollars are not, and will not, be used to house any potential migrants in the neighborhood. [ Not yet. - DD ] There’s been some misinformation out there.”
The needs of the migrants could rather be met by residents voluntarily welcoming the illegal immigrants into their homes, McBroom suggested.
Meet Josh McBroom.
Sounds like another Martha's Vineyard Experience in the making.
People in affluent communities aren't already providing shelter and food to the new neighbors? Shocking! How dare they!
How many are living with Pritzker in his estate(s) and the Gov's mansion?
Friday, December 29, 2023
Convoy of cartel trucks overruns U.S. Border Patrol Checkpoint in AZ.
The invasion is by design. The above will continue. Biden's puppet masters aren't interested in fixing this, they want this, they promote it.
Other than mass deportation, which will never happen, what's the answer? How does this end or doesn't it?
Anyone reading from or near AZ who is seeing this first-hand that wants to drop a comment on the migrant situation?
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EDIT: The video and Tweet may be inaccurate and/or misattributed by Matt Wallace. See comments for additional context.
I wouldn't intentionally post incorrect information, unless it's my own satire, which should be obvious, unless your you're satire/sarcasm-impaired.
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EDIT EDIT (01/01/2024): MSN, DU and Mediaite (parroting MSN) are debunking the Matt Wallace Tweet, which is no longer available. While all three cited outlets are liberal propaganda water carriers, it appears the Tweet is exaggerated. Also see comments for additional clarification. If Wallace was trolling the Left, good on him!
Tuesday, January 24, 2023
Almost 400 Haitian migrants detained on 50-foot "The Love Boat" near the Bahamas.
WFTV (Yahoo): ‘Overloaded’: Almost 400 Haitian migrants detained on 50-foot boat near the Bahamas.
The U.S. Coast Guard has detained a boat carrying 396 Haitian migrants near the Bahamas in one of the biggest human smuggling incidents in the region, Bahamian officials said.
Actual video without "The Love Boat" music.
All that money that the Clintons raised for Haiti...I wonder why that didn't work?
Friday, September 16, 2022
Rename it "Bigot's Vineyard." Immigrants whisked away from lily white liberal enclave.
Buses have arrived in Edgartown to transport migrants from St. Andrew’s Parish House.
There is one big bus and two shorter buses to transport folks off the island. People with bags are taking selfies and hugging volunteers goodbye[.]
On Friday — less than 36 hours later — the sanctuary island of Martha’s Vineyard DEPORTED the illegal aliens in buses.
More news, both links @ Breitbart:
Martha’s Vineyard, Voting 84% for Biden, Gets Illegal Aliens Deported to Military Base.
Thursday, September 15, 2022
White folx living on Martha's Vineyard on their newly arrived neighbors: "They have to move somewhere else."
The quaint Ye Olde Shoppes in the little towns appear to be LOVELY and CHARMING places whose sidewalks and doorways are made to sleep on and relieve one's bodily waste materials.
Wednesday, September 14, 2022
Vibrant Martha's Vineyard! (VIDEO)
FOX News (Archived): Ron DeSantis sends two planes of illegal immigrants to Martha's Vineyard.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis followed through on his promise to drop off illegal immigrants in progressive states, sending two planes full of migrants to Martha’s Vineyard on Wednesday.
A video provided to Fox News Digital shows the migrants deboarding the planes at Martha’s Vineyard Airport in Massachusetts.
"Yes, Florida can confirm the two planes with illegal immigrants that arrived in Martha’s Vineyard today were part of the state’s relocation program to transport illegal immigrants to sanctuary destinations," the governor’s communications director, Taryn Fenske, told Fox News Digital.
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The office of Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker did not respond to an after-hours inquiry from Fox News Digital.
Well Played, Governor DeSantis! 👍
Tuesday, September 13, 2022
Lightfoot's revenge: Busing illegals to Republican towns.
FOX News (Archived): Illinois mayor blasts Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot's 'hypocrisy' after migrants shipped to 'Republican suburb'.
The Republican mayor of a suburban Chicago town is calling out Windy City Mayor Lori Lightfoot after over 60 migrants were shipped to his town and dropped off at a local hotel.
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Burr Ridge Mayor Gary Grasso, a Republican, told Fox News that the migrants are being used as "political pawns" by Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and Illinois Governor J. B. Pritzker.
..."at least 30 days." Uh-huh.
Meanwhile, in Chicago - and in cities across the nation - American citizens, some of whom are Veterans, are homeless and sleeping on the streets. Where are their hotel rooms, Lori?
Who's paying for the hotel rooms? Ha, we - the taxpayers. I wonder what the condition of this Hampton Inn will look like after 30 days?
Wednesday, September 7, 2022
Sanctuary City Mayor Lighfoot says it's "immoral and unpatriotic" to bus migrants to Chicago.
Breitbart: Democrat Lori Lightfoot: ‘Immoral, Unpatriotic’ to Bus Migrants to Chicago.
Chicago, Illinois, Mayor Lori Lightfoot (D) now says it is “immoral” and “unpatriotic” for Gov. Greg Abbott (R) to bus migrants from Texas to the sanctuary city.
Initially, Lightfoot balked at the migrant buses by calling them “racist and xenophobic.” While visiting a shelter last week, Lightfoot called Abbott’s buses “immoral, unpatriotic” and claimed the operation “defies the values of who we are as Americans.”
Lori is mad. Oh, when Chicago City Limits suddenly become the Southern Border she gets hostile. Well, that's not very Sanctuary City of her. Where's Teh Love, Lori?
She has no answers, no plan. Not for Chicagoans or the newly arrived Vibrant mix of potential Democrat voters. Her go-to reaction always is to defensively lash out at people. It's her only game.
Monday, June 27, 2022
40 are reported found dead in back of tractor trailer in South Texas.
NPR: 40 are reported found dead in back of tractor trailer in South Texas.
SAN ANTONIO — A U.S. official says at least 40 people have been found
dead inside a tractor-trailer in a presumed migrant smuggling attempt in
South Texas.
The official says 15 others in the truck were taken
to hospitals in the San Antonio, where the bodies were found Monday.
The official spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity
because the information had not been authorized for public release.
It may be the deadliest tragedy among thousands who have died attempting to cross the U.S. border from Mexico in recent decades.
More blood on the hands of Biden, Harris, DHS...the entire administration, every democrat, every RINO.
Thursday, May 12, 2022
Baby formula being shipped by pallet loads to the border for illegal immigrants.
Washington Examiner: Illegal migrants first to get ‘pallets’ of hard-to-find baby formula.
The nationwide shortage of baby formula that has sent mothers desperately rushing from store to store has evaded one lucky group: illegal immigrants detained by Border Patrol.
According to videos posted by a Florida lawmaker, the Biden administration has been shipping “pallets” of baby formula to migrant holding facilities.
“They are sending pallets, pallets of baby formula to the border,” said Republican Rep. Kat Cammack in one of two online postings yesterday. “Meanwhile, in our own district at home, we cannot find baby formula,” she added, holding a photo of empty shelves where the formula would be.
I hope Liberal families, with babies, are proud of voting for someone who shat on the floor of the Vatican because they were triggered by "mean tweets."
Tuesday, May 3, 2022
Dr. Scarf says, prepare for surge of covid this summer "across the Southern border of the United States."
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Birx forecasted the country's summer surge following her observations on South Africa, which is currently experiencing what local health officials and scientists claimed was a fifth wave of COVID-19 infections caused by omicron's BA.4 and BA.5 sub-variants.
It's only the fifth wave of BA.4 and BA.5? Heck, I thought it was much worse than that. I figured we're closing in on the twentieth wave of the Almighty Deadly And Unpossible To Avoid teh Coof. So it sounds like we're doing pretty well.
Think of how much off worse everything would be if it weren't only the fifth wave.
Anyway, yeah Dr. Scarf...because she was right on so many things in the past.
Sunday, May 1, 2022
Pelosi, Schiff and other dems make surprise visit to Ukraine.
CBS News: Pelosi meets with Zelenskyy in Kyiv, vowing U.S. support for Ukraine.
A U.S. congressional delegation led by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi praised the courage of the Ukrainian people in remarks during a visit to Poland on Sunday, a day after a surprise trip to Kyiv to meet with President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
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Pelosi and a half-dozen U.S. lawmakers met for three hours late Saturday with Zelenskyy and his top aides to get a first-hand assessment of the war effort to date.
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"This is a time we stand up for democracy or we allow autocracy to rule the day," said Rep. Gregory Meeks, a Democrat from New York.
"This is a struggle of freedom against tyranny," said Rep. Adam Schiff, a Democrat from California. "And in that struggle, Ukraine is on the front lines."
Democratic Rep. Jason Crow of Colorado, a veteran and a member of the House intelligence and armed services committee, said he came to Ukraine with three areas of focus: "Weapons, weapons and weapons."
"We have to make sure the Ukrainians have what they need to win. What we have seen in the last two months is their ferocity, their intense pride, their ability to fight and their ability to win if they have the support to do so."
They all should stay there and fight then, if they believe this is so integral to U.S. interests. It's not though, dems are beating the war drums, setting up what I believe will eventually be U.S. Soldiers on the ground in Ukraine.
This entire conflict is about one thing: protecting the Ukraine gravy train that feeds the Bidens, the Pelosis (her son Paul), the (John) Kerrys and the Romneys. They're all on the Ukraine payroll.
Dems complained and fought the price of Trump's border wall but there's no limit to the financial and military aid we can provide to Ukraine? What a crock.
Recommended reading from 2015: The Guardian - Welcome to Ukraine, the most corrupt nation in Europe.
Since 1991, officials, members of parliament and businessmen have created complex and highly lucrative schemes to plunder the state budget. The theft has crippled Ukraine. The economy was as large as Poland’s at independence, now it is a third of the size. Ordinary Ukrainians have seen their living standards stagnate, while a handful of oligarchs have become billionaires.
Does the above sound like a blueprint for what the U.S. is now experiencing?
Monday, January 6, 2020
Romney wets self anticipating John Bolton Senate testimony.
You know Mittens is looking ahead to a 2024 presidential run. Probably as a DEM.Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) on Monday became the first Republican senator to state that he would like John Bolton, former White House national security advisor, to testify at the Senate impeachment trial if subpoenaed.
“I would like to be able to hear from John Bolton. What the process is to make that happen, I don’t have an answer for you,” Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill when asked whether he would be open to hearing from Bolton.
In a posted statement, Bolton said that if called to do so at a Senate trial, “I am prepared to testify.”
Douchebag's 2008 'Vote for Me' ad:
Monday, December 23, 2019
Tamale Jill Biden ripped on social media for border appearance.
Links to three of the tweets:Jill Biden, whose husband former VP Joe Biden is running for the 2020 Democrat nomination, handed out tamales and Christmas gifts to migrants in Mexico as part of a visit with local leaders on Sunday — and many Americans were not pleased with her choice of venue.
Biden toured a migrant camp across the border from Brownsville, Texas, home to over 2000 asylum-seekers. Many of the migrants, often referred to as MPPs, have remained in Mexico as part of the Department of Homeland Security’s Migrant Protection Protocols program as they await hearings before U.S. immigration officials.
“It’s heartbreaking,” Jill Biden said as she toured migrant camp in Mexico with local leaders today https://t.co/Gfq1BOaWy1 pic.twitter.com/uuc7MvERb8
— Border Report (@BorderReportcom) December 23, 2019
"Across the river is the flag of the United States. The flag of the United States offers people hope. They’re bringing their families and their loved ones here for hope of a better future and a better life for themselves," [she said].
“Angel Mom” Mary Ann Mendoza, whose police officer son Brandon was killed [by] an a Mexican illegal alien tweeted back:
“It’s heartbreaking. It’s really heartbreaking,” Jill Biden said. They’re bringing their families and their loved ones here for hope of a better future and a better life for themselves.” 🤬 Heartbreaking? Meet me at the cemetery https://t.co/amTftgxTg4 pic.twitter.com/EwfWful04Y
— Angel Mom Mary Ann Mendoza💥TEXT EMPOWER TO 88022 (@mamendoza480) December 23, 2019
Why isn’t Jill Biden serving meals to the homeless in California instead? Or helping volunteers who are cleaning up Baltimore? Maybe Joe Biden should run for President of Mexico!
— carl s (@mikezzz111) December 23, 2019
Jill Biden went all the way to Mexico to feed migrants. Meanwhile, in Delaware…
This perfectly embodies Democrats. This doesn't look like "doing both." Liberals despise Americans & want to replace us. They are evil. pic.twitter.com/3TCVyO9j3n
— 🇺🇸🤡ILLEGALS 4 BERNIE😂🇺🇸 (@InnerStrumpf) December 23, 2019
Jill Biden feeding illegals hoping to cross from Mexico.
Imagine what she could accomplish by feeding homeless Americans🤔
Priorities. #AmericaFirst #Trump2020Landslide pic.twitter.com/akMNiFe4MP
— Femme Fatale (@RealBasedMAGA) December 23, 2019
Angel Mom Mary Ann Mendoza
Carl S
Illegals for Bernie
This must be the first in a long, long time that Tamale Jill stepped out of her gated comfort zone. DEMS don't like doing that.
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24News Archived
Wednesday, December 11, 2019
Admit it, you miss Beto, don't you?
Saturday, October 5, 2019
Mittens, stick a D beind your name and be done with it.
"It's time for Republicans to start acting like Republicans," says Mittens:
-October 5, 2019 - Published 2 hours ago
President Donald Trump on Saturday called U.S. Senator Mitt Romney a “pompous ass” after his sharp critique of the president’s push for other nations to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden, a Democratic political rival.
“Mitt Romney never knew how to win. He is a pompous ‘ass’ who has been fighting me from the beginning,” Trump wrote of his fellow Republican on Twitter.
Trump once again defended as “appropriate” a July phone call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy, which has triggered a House of Representatives impeachment inquiry, and said his call for China to investigate Biden and his son Hunter was linked to corruption, not politics.
“If Mitt worked this hard on Obama, he could have won. Sadly, he choked!” Trump wrote. “He is so bad for R’s.”
CNBC Archived
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Triggered San Bernardino students offered emotional support caused by CBP job posting.
Students at a California college received an apology and were offered counseling services after being sent an email about employment opportunities with U.S. Customs and Border Patrol.
California State University in San Bernardino sent an apology to students who “experienced distress” after the career center sent a flyer from USCBP announcing that “U.S. Border Patrol is Now Hiring!”
Veteran and military recruitment webinars being offered during the week were promoted by USCBP in the flyer which was forwarded to students.
The career center at CSUSB really didn’t think this one through. There is already underrepresentation [sic] of our undocumented students at this campus and this was to say the least – thoughtless. pic.twitter.com/v2aSGqNPxh
— 𝔢𝔤𝔤𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔞𝔫 (@ifoundajalapeno) August 5, 2019
Complaints to the school’s career center came in from the liberal students who were apparently triggered by the message.
CSUSB really sent out a Border Patrol Recruitment email to a school where over 60% is HISPANIC.
— Luci (@alcon0321) August 5, 2019
Wow $90k, I’d sell my soul to the devil first before i join border patrol.
— that shit hurted. (@jstpeachy_) August 7, 2019
While the school’s response did not note what the offensive part of the Border Patrol recruitment flyer was, their message was a pointed apology that pandered to the sensitive snowflakes.
Outrageous:
Cal State San Bernardino is apologizing for sending an email promoting employment opportunities with the US Border Patrol
Students complained the emails were “triggering” & the school is offering counseling.
RT if you support the brave men and women of the USCBP! pic.twitter.com/3bhOSp7uTe
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) August 8, 2019
“The Career Center sincerely apologizes for the email sent to students on Monday, August 5, 2019, regarding the employment webinars offered by the U.S. Border Patrol,” the message read.
“We recognize that some recipients experienced distress due to the contents of the message, and we acknowledge the validity of your concerns. Please know that the Career Center is committed to informing students about employment opportunities while also considering the safety and well-being of all members of the campus community,” it continued.
Just before publishing this post, the BizPac Review link went haywire. The Blaze also covers this story here.
Friday, August 9, 2019
US Border Patrol boat on the Rio Grande takes fire from the Mexican side.
-A US Border Patrol boat patrolling the Rio Grande was shot at early Friday morning from the riverbank on the Mexican side, US Customs and Border Protection, or CPB, reported.
More than 50 rounds were fired and the boat was hit several times, but no one on board was injured, according to the agency.
Shots rang out while the agents were patrolling near Fronton, Texas, the Rio Grande City Station Marine Unit reported. Agents saw four people with automatic weapons on the Mexican riverbank, CPB reported.
The incident is under investigation.
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