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Monday, March 25, 2024
Saturday, May 27, 2023
What can go wrong?
Uber: Teen accounts on Uber.
Teen accounts are the only authorized way for teens aged 13-17 to use the Uber platform with consent from their legal guardian. Guardians who add a teen account to their Family profile will be notified every time their teen requests a ride—and they’ll get real-time alerts plus live trip tracking so they can follow their teen’s ride in the app, from pickup to dropoff.
Before a teen can request their first ride, they must complete a safety onboarding process that teaches them about the safety features that are available to them on every ride.
Guardians will receive tips on how to prepare their teen for their first ride after the teen sets up their account. Guardians will also have access to live trip tracking and will receive status updates for every trip their teen requests. They’ll also be able to contact you directly during the trip.
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To help you easily identify teen rides, your offer card will read “UberX Teen.” If you see this, it means the trip request is from an official teen account holder—so there should be no surprises at pickup.
Notifications, an onboarding process, real-time alerts and live trip tracking.
Well, there it is. An un-hackable idea and program that can't be manipulated by bad actors.
The driver kidnapper confirms possession of your teen in real-time. "Thank you for choosing Uber as the abductor of your child." π€£
Thursday, April 28, 2022
Biden tells teachers that kids, "are yours when they are in the classroom."
Washington Times: Biden tells teachers that kids are "like yours when they are in the classroom."
President Biden reignited the culture war between parents and woke school curriculums Wednesday after telling teachers that children belong to them when they’re in the classroom.
“They’re all our children,” Mr. Biden said at a White House event honoring the teacher of the year. “They are not somebody else’s children. They’re like yours when they’re in the classroom.”
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Mr. Biden also blasted Republican legislators who have launched efforts to ban books that feature sexually explicit or overly politically correct curriculum.
“Today, there are too many politicians trying to score political points banning books, even math books,” the president said. “Did you ever think when you’d be teaching you’re going to be worried about book burnings and banning books all because it doesn’t fit somebody’s political agenda?”
Mr. Biden later added that people need to stop making teachers “the target of culture wars.”
No one is burning class books, DiaperMan. Books aren't being banned because of political agendas. Some classbooks for CHILDREN are being rejected because normal people and parents are against the sexualization of their children.
Pedodent Biden, sniffer of children's hair and infamous child-groper, simply wants to excuse the behavior of grooming teachers with a subversive sexual agenda that seeks to indoctrinate children. The teachers union is the root of this agenda.
Washington Times Archived
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Triggered San Bernardino students offered emotional support caused by CBP job posting.
Students at a California college received an apology and were offered counseling services after being sent an email about employment opportunities with U.S. Customs and Border Patrol.
California State University in San Bernardino sent an apology to students who “experienced distress” after the career center sent a flyer from USCBP announcing that “U.S. Border Patrol is Now Hiring!”
Veteran and military recruitment webinars being offered during the week were promoted by USCBP in the flyer which was forwarded to students.
The career center at CSUSB really didn’t think this one through. There is already underrepresentation [sic] of our undocumented students at this campus and this was to say the least – thoughtless. pic.twitter.com/v2aSGqNPxh
— π’π€π€ππ©ππ«π± πππ―πͺπ’π°ππ« (@ifoundajalapeno) August 5, 2019
Complaints to the school’s career center came in from the liberal students who were apparently triggered by the message.
CSUSB really sent out a Border Patrol Recruitment email to a school where over 60% is HISPANIC.
— Luci (@alcon0321) August 5, 2019
Wow $90k, I’d sell my soul to the devil first before i join border patrol.
— that shit hurted. (@jstpeachy_) August 7, 2019
While the school’s response did not note what the offensive part of the Border Patrol recruitment flyer was, their message was a pointed apology that pandered to the sensitive snowflakes.
Outrageous:
Cal State San Bernardino is apologizing for sending an email promoting employment opportunities with the US Border Patrol
Students complained the emails were “triggering” & the school is offering counseling.
RT if you support the brave men and women of the USCBP! pic.twitter.com/3bhOSp7uTe
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) August 8, 2019
“The Career Center sincerely apologizes for the email sent to students on Monday, August 5, 2019, regarding the employment webinars offered by the U.S. Border Patrol,” the message read.
“We recognize that some recipients experienced distress due to the contents of the message, and we acknowledge the validity of your concerns. Please know that the Career Center is committed to informing students about employment opportunities while also considering the safety and well-being of all members of the campus community,” it continued.
Just before publishing this post, the BizPac Review link went haywire. The Blaze also covers this story here.




