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Sunday, January 18, 2026
Is there an answer?
Wednesday, August 27, 2025
Dental Referral?
Reviews authentic or not, I don't know. There's at least one dental practice with this name located in Texas. 🤠
Tuesday, July 29, 2025
This cat.
I dunno about this video. It doesn't appear to be AI (except for the obvious). And there's music over it so is the cat maybe being coached? Then again I never knew a cat that listened to much of what any human had to say. What did the cat see or experience?
VIDEO:
I don't know.
Sunday, March 23, 2025
FBI Veteran Johnathan Buma Arrested on Charges of Leaking Confidential Information as He Attempted International Flight in March 2025.
This is a strange story. I've hit these sites and read their stories reporting this.
PBS.
The Jeff Bezos Peoples' Republic.
Every single story reads virtually the same copy-paste.
NOT one mentions to where his "international" flight was bound. What destination could it have been?
What an odd detail not to report.
I guess his international flight could've been to Anywhere. Strange no one is mentioning it.
Nobody knows where he was going? Or, everybody knows where he was going?
♬ Where could it be now?
Where could it be now? ♫
♪ Where could it,
Where could it, ♪
...Be now?
Wee-Ooh-Ahhhhh... ♭
Wednesday, March 5, 2025
Isaac Newton predicts the End of the World.
Daily Mail: Letter from Sir Isaac Newton in 1704 predicts when the world will end.
Sir Isaac Newton, a renowned scientist known for formulating the laws of motion and gravity, predicted the world as we know it would end in 2060.
Newton scrawled this ominous warning on a letter slip above a series of mathematical calculations more than 300 years ago.
He believed in biblical visions of the Apocalypse — specifically the Battle of Armageddon — and based his prediction on his Protestant interpretation of the Bible and events that followed biblical history.
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Newton even questioned his own prediction that the current era would end in 2060.
'It may end later, but I see no reason for its ending sooner,' he wrote.
In another prediction referencing the date 2060, Newton stated: 'This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fanciful men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, [and] by doing so bring the sacred prophecies into discredit as often as their predictions fail.[']
Tuesday, February 25, 2025
Let's eat at FlyDining.
Daily Mail: Heart-stopping moment diners nearly plunge to their deaths from 'restaurant in the sky''.
The terrifying incident occurred at a concept restaurant in San Juan, Puerto Rico on Sunday as a group of guests sat suspended more than 100 feet in the air.
Footage taken by one diner showed the platform operated by FlyDining appear to buckle as guests screamed in horror high above the ground.
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'In mid air at 100 feet the cable SNAPPED! In that moment, all I could do was pray and tell everyone to stay calm.'
In a separate video, another diner was seen pointing her camera toward the ground below and asking, 'Who signed me up for this?'
Within seconds, the clip showed, the platform became unstable.
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FlyDining franchise owner Scott Zuckerman told El Nuevo Dia that there was no risk to the 13 guests or staff, who were safely lowered to the ground.
'A minor incident occurred where a safety rope used for wind protection was released, causing slight movement that led to the roof of the platform to make contact with the boom of the crane,' FlyDining Puerto Rico said in a statement posted on Instagram shortly after the incident Sunday.
'There were no structural failures or safety risks, and all systems remained secure.'
"...a slight movement..." 🙄
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Who would willingly do this? Contestants for a Darwin Award is my guess.
Thursday, February 13, 2025
What is it?
Wednesday, October 16, 2024
A tough call.
I dunno.
I can do without Borders, Toys, Hollywood, Payless and BigK. Choosing only one of the remaining? I don't know. What's your pick?
Wednesday, August 28, 2024
Toss car batteries into the ocean; help make oxygen.
The Drive: Google Tells Search Users It's a Good Idea to Throw Car Batteries Into the Ocean.
Maybe using Quora for featured answers isn't such a good idea after all!
Quora! 🤣
This topic still gets new mileage at Chans.
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Monday, April 29, 2024
Sensitive Warning Loop.
I am just now experiencing this Loop at other blogs with the content disclaimer. It seems to show up from time to time. Then it leaves.
Sunday, January 21, 2024
Sunday, May 28, 2023
Mayhem at the diner.
Don't know the backstory. Added the audio. Note the guy getting hit on the head with a chair at ~.41 seconds. He's hurtin'!
Saturday, May 27, 2023
What can go wrong?
Uber: Teen accounts on Uber.
Teen accounts are the only authorized way for teens aged 13-17 to use the Uber platform with consent from their legal guardian. Guardians who add a teen account to their Family profile will be notified every time their teen requests a ride—and they’ll get real-time alerts plus live trip tracking so they can follow their teen’s ride in the app, from pickup to dropoff.
Before a teen can request their first ride, they must complete a safety onboarding process that teaches them about the safety features that are available to them on every ride.
Guardians will receive tips on how to prepare their teen for their first ride after the teen sets up their account. Guardians will also have access to live trip tracking and will receive status updates for every trip their teen requests. They’ll also be able to contact you directly during the trip.
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To help you easily identify teen rides, your offer card will read “UberX Teen.” If you see this, it means the trip request is from an official teen account holder—so there should be no surprises at pickup.
Notifications, an onboarding process, real-time alerts and live trip tracking.
Well, there it is. An un-hackable idea and program that can't be manipulated by bad actors.
The driver kidnapper confirms possession of your teen in real-time. "Thank you for choosing Uber as the abductor of your child." 🤣
Friday, May 19, 2023
Found a new hobby!
Gonna be AFK for a looooooooooooooooooooong time. 🤣
Follow me for more, "Could easily be staged, but providing ideas for problems that may not yet exist," advice!
Thursday, May 18, 2023
I didn't say this Ford Raptor Ad is gay.
A poster on a message board where I found this clip commented, "this ad is gay." I'm only the messenger, not the message.
Don't be distracted by the rainbow colored word Tough at the end of the ad in reaching any conclusion. You decide.
Tuesday, December 17, 2019
Retirement apartment for rent? Very negotiable terms? Dead man found in freezer.
Police have found a notarized letter believed to have been written by a man whose body was discovered in the freezer of a Utah retirement home, claiming his wife had nothing to do with his death.
Locals think Jeanne Souron-Mathers, 75, kept the death of her husband Paul Edward Mathers, 69, secret so she could claim $177,000 in government payouts after the veteran died.
Police are looking at whether tey [sic] planned for him to keep collecting his Social Security and Veteran's Affairs checks, and a friend said it was a 'clever' move if the man got the note signed to put the Remington Park Retirement Apartments resident in the clear.
Another friend said it was 'creepy' after cops in Toole, west of Salt Lake City said he could have been there for any time between a year-and-a-half and 11 years before they found the note saying his wife 'was not responsible for his death'.
'It was notarized on December 2, 2008,' Sgt. Jeremy Hansen of the Tooele Police Department, told KSTU. 'We believe he had a terminal illness.'
Cops have spoken to the woman who notarized the letter and she said she did not read the contents, which notaries are not obliged to do.
'She told the detective she didn't read the note, she just stamped it and signed it,' Hansen told Fox 13.
'There's more in the letter, but we're not releasing that yet,' police said Monday.
The man is believed to have died between February 4, 2009 - when he was last seen at a VA hospital - and March 8, 2009.
It's still illegal that Souron-Mathers kept the body in the freezer and didn't report his death. Souron-Mathers was found dead in bed with 'no apparent trauma'.
Officers checked the apartment on November 22 to see if there was any indication of how long she had been dead - and were stunned to find a second body in the freezer.
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Authorities identified him using fingerprints but an autopsy could not determine whether his cause of death from the terminal illness he had which has not been disclosed.
Neighbors said the wife was a 'very nice person' who would not 'hurt a fly.'
'Jeanne was, by all appearances, a very nice person. Very friendly. We've talked to her quite a bit and took her to doctor appointments,' Evan Kline said: 'The story that — at least she was putting out — was her husband walked out on her.'
Wednesday, May 8, 2019
D.C. man happier now that he severs his you know what and you know whats to be a "nullo".
Trent Gates, 23, severed his testicles in April 2016, then removed his manhood with an ultra-sharp ceramic knife in January 2017[.]
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Trent, from Washington DC, only used iced water for the first procedure, but performed the second removal after after taking regular painkillers to counter the pain.
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Trent describes himself as a non-binary person who is sexually attracted to men. But he does not like the pronoun ‘they’ and says he feels more male than female.
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Trent also revealed how he kept his penis in the freezer – with his mother sparking a family row after throwing it out. He said: ‘(My privates) were preserved in the freezer and they got thrown out. My mother threw them out – I don’t really want to go into much more detail on that right now. they’re still working that out. They were preserved, they were brought home and then…yeah.’
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"I feel happier. I feel more me. I feel, I guess, freer in a sense. It’s kind of hard to describe it."



















