Cortez discovers portal to other dimensions in her kitchen sink.

Everyone has already seen this, it's all over social media. More intellectual brilliance from the puzzle-solving Alex O. Kotex Cortez:

She claims she's unfamiliar with garbage disposals. Never seen one before, she says.

I guess those residences in wealthy Westchester County where she grew up didn't have garbage disposals?

And, of the garbage disposal, she says, "it's terrifying."

Well...there ya go. Dress the kids up as a garbage disposal for Halloween this year. Make sure to go to Cortez's house. She'll be frightened. Scary!