Monday, April 1, 2019

AG Barr should April Fool's prank Pelosi.

Nancy Pelosi's phone rings; she answers: "Hello." On the line is AG William Barr.

AG Barr: I have the full, un-redacted Mueller report ready for you.

Pelosi: Really?

Barr: Nah, April Fool's. (Hangs up phone).

Pelosi: (Ponders if he really has the full, un-redacted Mueller report ready for her. Phones Cortez, describes Barr phone call to her).

Cortez: "Who dis?"

Pelosi and Cortez look up April Fool's Day on Wikipedia. Both of them, still confused and perplexed, consult their staffers. Staffers spend hours explaining and diagramming Barr's call to Pelosi.

Hours, days, weeks, months later...

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