It's so hot! Like an oven!

[...]"their behavior exaggerated and theatrical."  

YA' THINK?  🤣 VIDEO ⏬ ⏬ ⏬ ⏬ ⏬ 

Grumble, complain, whine, kvetch [repeat ad nauseam for centuries]. 

"You don't understand! 3,000 years ago we were promised air conditioning on demand!" 

OH! TEH DRAMA!

A Nice, Clean, Blog Colonoscopy!

That's what I like to see. Found: 0 Results. 😎 

A couple times a year I check muh blog out at Lumen. 

Lumen checks (and also logs) your URL for free but part of that depends if the host reports to Lumen. According to Lumen, it collects reports of complaints, Copyright violation, etc. 

Google/Blogger states on their Terms of Service (TOS) they report all complaints to Lumen. I don't know what other platforms report to Lumen (WP, IG, X, etc) because I've no presence online other than here at the Good folks at Blogger. And I mean that. 

Short course on Lumen if your host is Blogger (or maybe other Google owned service, like You Tube, again I don't know, never used Lumen for YT).

First, go to Lumen at the link in the first second sentence. Enter full URL. Click Go. You'll get to prove you're NOT a Robot by clicking crosswalks, motorcycles, cars or something. You get the, "Hoo-Ray you're not a Robot, hold on" message.

You'll see your URL and under "the box" a bunch of entries. Ignore them. Unlikely they have anything to do with your site, it's all populated with partial, slight matches that have nothing to do with your results. 

What you want to do is click on ADD MORE and narrow your parameters. A sub-menu to pick from for Title, Topic, Tags, Recipient, etc. Then in the ADD MORE box you type in what you want added to the search. You need to click on the ADD MORE button each time to add another specific "drill down" item. 

When you've used some or all of ADDS,  click GO or Continue, I forget which. Then, "Taa-Daa", the Results. If you're using Blogger, getting "FOUND: 0 RESULTS" is just what you want to see.   

I maintain Google/Blogger TOS. Far too many I see whining, "muh soooooooooshuuullllllll meeeeeeediiiaaaaaa account was suspended or 'I'm ba-ba-banned. Waaaah'!" Well, did you break TOS? "Uhhhh...I really don't know." WTF are they talking about. They know they broke TOS.   

My previous Blog Colonoscopy (6 or more months ago) also "FOUND: 0 RESULTS". Who doesn't want to share good colonoscopy news? 🤣 

EDIT/ADDED: I am not, in any way, affiliated with Lumen. 

Gab CEO Andrew Torba Drops the Hammer!

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"...get bent."

Memes that make you go, "REEEEE!"

Not really. Well, that all depends on if you're part of a small (yet loud and obnoxious) percentage of Pearl Clutcherz. If so, leave now. Out you go. 

Disclaimer: The material after the Pagebreak may contain "Sensitive" Content from other social media or material which is UNREDACTED. If you suspect this may upset your delicate thin-skin, GTFO.

You acknowledge this "Viewer Discretion Advisory", voluntarily proceed, agreeing to hold this blog and author harmless.

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Oh noez! Witch Nose!

ACK-K-K-K-K-K-K-K! 

Witches Nose! 

VIDROY Here  (October 2021), just under 22 minute kvetchfest on witches nose and costumes being anti semitic. 

From her description of her vidroy: "Turns out, this harmless-seeming witch Halloween costume has a problematic history, and as a Jewish dress historian, I'm here to explain it."

Calm down. There there. Settle down, Ma'am.

Didn't watch the vidroy. Many comments/replies on the vidroy are of the nature, "thank you for sharing this information on how hurtful a witch costume can be."  "Thank you for pointing out this nose trope."  OY-REEEEE ! The comments are so similar it's like they're from the ten same posters using different accounts.

FFS - find something to do. Bring flowers to a retirement community. Volunteer for Meals on Wheels, a local food shelf or Feeding America. Ask a neighbor if they need help doing anything, if they say yes, help them...for free. Pick up litter around the neighborhood. I know, not as easy as kvetching all day at the keyboard whilst noshing Baklava.

Britannica: Semite defined isn't exclusive to Israelis, Jews, Hebrews. 

Semite, name given in the 19th century to a member of any people who speak one of the Semitic languages[.]
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[Semites include] Arabs, Akkadians, Canaanites, Hebrews, some Ethiopians (including the Amhara and the Tigrayans), and Aramaean tribes.
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[...] there remains no archaeological or scientific evidence of a common Semitic people.

Wait! What's that last one? "no archaeological or scientific evidence of a common Semitic people."

Next on the kvetch list, paper clips in this shape. 🤣

Ermahgerd! Offensive Memes!

HEY KURT! SHOW ME THE HATE.

^ This comment exchange appeared at another blog, not Trainwreck in Maxwell.

I invite you to comment, Kurt. It shouldn't be difficult for you to provide the URL, post title or Meme(s). It shouldn't take long to recall what it was that I published since it apparently had such a dramatic effect on you.

I go out of my way in avoiding blog conflict. 99% of the time I let it go. In this case though, this accusation of "hate" was so egregious, Kurt dropped me from his link list. Fine. But if he can let me know what upset him, that'd be great, since there isn't any "hate", anywhere, on this blog. 

Anyone else feeling the same way? The comments section - while moderated - is open and all yours. Have at it, even the Anon Trolls. Adhere to MY COMMENT policies, though, if you want it published.

Comments of: "Boo-hoo-hoo, you criticized, 'muh precious Israel'", doesn't don't count. You'll have to walk that off. Save yourself the keystrokes if that's all ya got.

Elon Musk reinstates Nick Fuentes X Account.

Washington Examiner: Elon Musk reinstating hard-right commentator Nick Fuentes on X. 

 

In the above linked story, Elon said as long as Fuentes adheres to X TOS (Terms of Service) he will not be censored or removed (again) from X. 

If you don't like Fuentes, don't read or listen to him. It's that's simple. But no, he must be silenced because...reasons...

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Florida woman tells man he can't wash his car in his driveway. "I'm not sure why you're advancing on me."

Uh, because you're an uninvited bitch on my property?

Woman in non-HOA tells new neighbor he can't wash car in driveway. Then she plays the victim. 

"We have a group of people here and it's a club." 🤣  Then play Canasta while drinking Manischewitz.

Listen to this whining cvnt. $100 says she's a, "kvetcher."

Speaker Mike Johnson demands Biden deploy NG to Columbia U.

Politico: Johnson demands Biden send in National Guard during raucous Columbia visit.

NEW YORK — Speaker Mike Johnson said he will call Joe Biden and demand the president send the National Guard to Columbia University — an escalation after protesters constantly shouted him and other Republicans down during a visit to the campus Wednesday.

Johnson, flanked by GOP lawmakers from New York and elsewhere, repeated his calls for the university’s embattled president to step down. But protesters shouted “who are you people?” “Mike, you suck!” and chanted “free Palestine,” making it almost impossible for the gaggle of reporters and others to hear the speaker.

“This is dangerous. This is not the First Amendment, this is not free expression,” Johnson said.

"This is dangerous. This is not the First Amendment, this is not free expression." YES, it is!

No one threatened or assaulted Johnson. He didn't like their words so they're, "dangerous - [and] - not free expression." I didn't think it was possible to out-cuck a Kevin McCarthy or Paul Ryan but RINOs and the UniParty have a new Champion with Johnson.

Oh, No! Sad Fat Liberal Tony Posnanski says Twitter is, "a cesspool of horrible."

Fat Tony has been on Twitter for 15 years. Most of his time, his entire account Tweets consist of telling anyone who disagrees with him to, "Eat Shit," "Fuck off," "Go fuck yourself," "[insert name] is an asshole," and other fascinating insights into his profound vocabulary and keen intellect.

A few months after Elon takes over Twitter, it is now a, "cesspool of horrible," for Fat Tony. No, he's getting a taste of what he's been dishing out since 2008 and it's become, for him, a, "cesspool." Oh, Dat's So Sad!

Fat Tony. Another thin-skinned Liberal who, when he gets a taste of his own medicine, shrinks away to his safe-place. Yet, it's rare these people end Tweeting or delete their accounts. Why is that?

The Sweet Tears of Unfathomable Liberal Sadness. The Unironic Schadenfreude is Rich and Delicious!

She seems nice, airlines and TSA, don't you understand? She HAZ a connecting flight!

Meanwhile, at the Austin, TX Aéroport...

Ima guess she's single. Any fellers out there looking? 🤣

Advisory: Language/Profanity.

LINK

More at Twitchy: Here’s video of an airport meltdown we can all enjoy from the safety of our homes.

Somebody out there is deliberately working at triggering Liberals.

Whoever did this...

...Well Played!

Don Lemon PWNED on reparations.

LINK

 

More at Philthy-Delphia: Don Lemon Meets His Match In Debate On Reparations.

One-Punch KOs A Drunk Driver (Who Is Also A Politician) After The Man Kicks Officer In The Nuts In Romania! Girlfriend or wife screams like a banshee. Oh, Teh Hilarity!

🤣

WSHH: LINK.

Report claim that the 44-year-old was left with a “broken nose, head trauma and damage to his ear” after the fall, although doctors assessing his injuries decided against admitting him for surgery. The guy was later taken into custody and charged with assault of a police officer. He got 2-year suspended jail sentence. He also had to pay 7,000 euros in moral damages to the officer.

Militant Vegans FAFO.

The Telegraph (Archived): Restaurant scraps plant-based dishes after becoming fed up with ‘holier-than-thou’ vegans.

Isle of Wight eatery defends itself against ‘nasty’ and ‘bullying’ vegans who were furious that their diet was not catered for.

An award-winning cafe has at hit out at “holier-than-thou” vegan customers saying they shouldn’t have to adapt their menu to “suit” customers who don’t eat animal products.

The Kitchen at London House on the Isle of Wight went online to defend itself against “nasty” and “bullying” vegans who were outraged at their decision to refuse to cater to their diets.

Addressing its critics, it said: “If you want vegan food, go to a vegan restaurant.”

The popular high street restaurant in Ventnor said that though it used to serve some vegan food, they decided to stop because of a “militant minority” that spoilt it for the majority.
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[The Kitchen at London House posted on their Facebook page] "some nasty people have felt it’s their place and right to criticise this fact. Do you think that bullying someone is going to endear them to you? Is it going to make them rethink their decision…maybe I should? NO it does not!

“We have in the past catered for vegans. Everything from Vegan cream teas, even had special Vegan bacon made so they could enjoy BLT’s amongst other things.

“We stopped. Why? Because we got fed up with the arrogant, ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude.”
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[Sally Cooper, the bistro owner] said, “We produce tasty, home-cooked food. We don’t want to cook plant burgers, pulses and beans. It’s not our food.”

She said that since her post she had received a call to the shop from a man who had called her a ‘disgusting, dreadful woman.”
 
However, the overwhelming reaction had been supportive, she said.

It seems like the bistro went beyond the call of duty in providing vegan meal choices. They made Vegan bacon! (Wow is that an oxymoron). Vegan Bacon! And the VegaTards acted as selfish, privileged, indignant, petulant, little blobs of protoplasm.

Militant Vegans - like Militant Anyones - always ruin it for others. Good for you, Sally Cooper! I'm glad she didn't cave to the Militant Vegans.

US army general suspended for mocking the First Slut's support of abortion rights.

The Guardian: US army general suspended for mocking Jill Biden’s support of abortion rights.

The US army has suspended a retired three-star general from a lucrative consultant’s role after a social media post appearing under his name taunted first lady Jill Biden’s support of abortion rights.

Former top army spokesperson Gary Volesky, who retired as a lieutenant general and earned a silver star for gallantry while serving in Iraq, was making $92 an hour advising military officers, staff and students who were taking part in war games and other similar activities.

But then a Twitter account under his name replied to a statement from Biden that condemned the supreme court’s decision on 24 June to reverse its landmark 1973 ruling in Roe v Wade which had established federal abortion rights.

“For nearly 50 years, women have had the right to make our own decisions about our bodies,” the Democratic first lady’s statement said about the ruling, which in effect outlawed abortions in more than half the country. “Today, that right was stolen from us.”

An account under Volesky’s name replied: “Glad to see you finally know what a woman is.” Some on the platform interpreted the remark as a verbal potshot at the Biden White House’s support for the transgender community.

On Saturday, an army spokesperson said the commander of the military branch’s combined arms center, Lt Gen Theodore Martin, had suspended Volesky from his consultancy pending an investigation into whether the tweet in question violated decorum rules for retired officers.

And The Libs wanted people to believe it was the Trump Administration that "was out to target their detractors."

No rights were stolen from you, First Slut. SCOTUS remanded abortion back to the States, which is how it always should have been. And "Doctor" First Slut wants us to think she's so fucking intelligent because she has a "mail-order" PhD?! 🤣

We know she cheated like a whore on her first husband. Hey Jilly, how many times have you cheated on the Diaper Shitter who's eleven or twelve years older than you? You don't wear those, "Come Fuck Me Boots" for fashion, you slutty slutty cunt.

We can't fathom the shrieking REEEEEEEE from The Left if a U.S. Army General had been suspended for mocking Melania.

BTW - no, that's not actually a turd. It's a bar of soap made to look like a turd. But the image certainly fits The First Slut, IMHO.

Amazon workers demand time off to ‘grieve’ SCOTUS abortion ruling: report.

NY Post: Amazon workers demand time off to ‘grieve’ SCOTUS abortion ruling: report.

Amazon employees upset over the recent decision by the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade asked the company for “space and time” to “grieve” and “protest against this assault on our rights,” according to a leaked letter.

The petition was reportedly signed by hundreds of employees at the Seattle-based retail giant, according to Insider. A copy of the petition was posted online by the Twitter account “Libs of TikTok.”

The letter also demands that Amazon “cease operations in states that enact laws that threaten the lives and liberty of abortion seekers, either by denying healthcare in life threatening circumstances or by criminalizing abortion seekers and providers.”

The Letter at Libs of Tik Tok.

Meet Nashville's transqueer Latinx neurodivergent theologian.

The Tennessean: Meet Nashville's transqueer Latinx neurodivergent theologian.

Robyn Henderson-Espinoza is the only Nashville-based transqueer Latinx neurodivergent public theologian that they know.

"I don’t know anybody like me," Henderson-Espinoza, who uses gender-neutral pronouns, said in an interview.
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One example in Henderson-Espinoza's new book of the connections between the personal and political was about attending a Unite the Right rally counter-protest. The Unite the Right rally drew white supremacists to Charlottesville, Virginia in August 2017 for a march.

"At that Charlottesville Unite the Right rally, I could actually feel the hate toward my body and the indifference to marginalized people," Henderson-Espinoza wrote in their new book.

The rally, and suspicious messages and mail Henderson-Espinoza received afterwards, created trauma for Henderson-Espinoza that they still deal with.

In the section of the book about the the Unite the Right rally, Henderson-Espinoza wrote, "We can’t shift the future in the direction we want it to go without first shifting our cultural understandings of bodies. This work demands our attention to self and attention to other."

They is morbidly obese.

Political Wire lib whines of, "stop smearing Biden's cognitive impairment."

Political Wire: Stop Smearing Biden’s Mental Capacity.

It's only a two paragraph story.

["Whaaa! Whaaa! It's so mean to smear Biden's mental capacity. Whine! IT WAS EVEN WRONG WHEN DEMOCRATS SAID IT ABOUT TRUMP."]  - [Oh, and there's the comparative reletivism (or 'whataboutism'). Libs now defending attacks on what's obviously Biden's mental sundowning by saying it was wrong when dems said the same about Trump. Where were these people when dems accused the same of Trump? - DD]

Republicans believed that President Barack Obama was so stupid that he was incapable of functioning without a teleprompter (despite the obvious fact that Obama was constantly seen in public giving perfectly cogent statements without one).”

Barry McTeleprompter? Could he say anything without it?

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Joe? Yeah, he's "all there." Sharp as a tack.