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Saturday, August 13, 2022
Militant Vegans FAFO.
The Telegraph (Archived): Restaurant scraps plant-based dishes after becoming fed up with ‘holier-than-thou’ vegans.
Isle of Wight eatery defends itself against ‘nasty’ and ‘bullying’ vegans who were furious that their diet was not catered for.
An award-winning cafe has at hit out at “holier-than-thou” vegan customers saying they shouldn’t have to adapt their menu to “suit” customers who don’t eat animal products.
The Kitchen at London House on the Isle of Wight went online to defend itself against “nasty” and “bullying” vegans who were outraged at their decision to refuse to cater to their diets.
Addressing its critics, it said: “If you want vegan food, go to a vegan restaurant.”
The popular high street restaurant in Ventnor said that though it used to serve some vegan food, they decided to stop because of a “militant minority” that spoilt it for the majority.
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[The Kitchen at London House posted on their Facebook page] "some nasty people have felt it’s their place and right to criticise this fact. Do you think that bullying someone is going to endear them to you? Is it going to make them rethink their decision…maybe I should? NO it does not!
“We have in the past catered for vegans. Everything from Vegan cream teas, even had special Vegan bacon made so they could enjoy BLT’s amongst other things.
“We stopped. Why? Because we got fed up with the arrogant, ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude.”
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[Sally Cooper, the bistro owner] said, “We produce tasty, home-cooked food. We don’t want to cook plant burgers, pulses and beans. It’s not our food.”
She said that since her post she had received a call to the shop from a man who had called her a ‘disgusting, dreadful woman.”
However, the overwhelming reaction had been supportive, she said.
It seems like the bistro went beyond the call of duty in providing vegan meal choices. They made Vegan bacon! (Wow is that an oxymoron). Vegan Bacon! And the VegaTards acted as selfish, privileged, indignant, petulant, little blobs of protoplasm.
Militant Vegans - like Militant Anyones - always ruin it for others. Good for you, Sally Cooper! I'm glad she didn't cave to the Militant Vegans.
Sunday, June 19, 2022
Happy Father's Day
He is honest and he never neglects you.
He is the greatest that your eyes will ever see.
No other man like him will there ever be.
When you are in your bedroom and scared at night;
A father comes in to let you know that everything is alright.
Education is important so stay in school hanging out on the streets is not so cool.
Listen to me son, so the day you become a man.
Like me you will do everything you can.
A father is like no other man around
Another man like him can never be found.
© Sally B. Williams
Sunday, June 16, 2019
Happy Father's Day!
1. Mend What You Have
Make friends with the difficult stuff[.]
2. Reap What You Sow
Honour the amazing partner/father to your children you may have or the father figures you have had in your life.
3. Love Unconditionally
You or someone you might know may be grieving this Father’s Day, so let's remind ourselves to be filled with love and gratitude for what we do have[.]
Monday, January 28, 2019
Free Bacon Tuesday at McDonalds
What more is there to say? Um, McDonald's is bringing us cheesy-bacon fries nationwide. Okay, that's it.
Friday, October 5, 2018
How Does He Know the pig Doesn't Want to be Bacon?
Restricted free speech via a restraining order in Berkeley by a Berkeley-located store? You're traveling through another dimension...that's the signpost up ahead - your next stop...the Bizarro World.
For a full week, a big black banner was posted from a sidewalk in Berkeley, California. “OCCUPY WHOLE FOODS”, it declared in large, white block letters."We are not allowed to even step foot in the parking lot right now,"..."we can't ask our questions."
But the protesters who created it, a group from the animal rights activist organization Direct Action Everywhere (DxE), were not actually able to do much occupying. Just days before a weeklong protest scheduled for late September, in which the activists had planned to call attention to alleged animal welfare violations by suppliers to Whole Foods’ parent company, Amazon, the Berkeley store filed a restraining order.
“We are not allowed to even step foot in the parking lot right now,” said Cassie King, a DxE organizer. “We can’t go inside the store and ask our questions.”
Oh. How. Fucking. Sad. Do these horribly mistreated and discriminated protesters have a GoFundMe page yet?
Has anyone notified the International Court of Justice and The Hague of the atrocities committed by Whole Foods against the DxE group?
George...well...he's getting upset.
Thursday, July 5, 2018
World News - July 5, 2018
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Sky News: Meet the British divers who found the Thai football team trapped in the cave.
Rick Stanton and John Volanthen were the first rescuers to reach the group of young footballers and their coach[.]- - -
(At publishing time) British couple critically ill, exposed to Novichok nerve agent. Xinhua Net:
A British couple critically ill in hospital have been poisoned by the same nerve agent used in the recent attack on a former Russian agent and his daughter[.]More: Dawn Sturgess, 44, and her partner Charlie Rowley, 45 fighting for their lives. The Express:
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Britain's most senior counter-terrorism cop [confirmed] that a couple from Wiltshire have been exposed to the nerve agent Novichok, and are both critically ill in hospital.
It is not thought the couple had links to Russia.More: The Express: Timeline of key events in the Novichok poisonings.
More: RT News: Twitter awash in conspiracy theories:
What is claimed to be a new case of Novichok poisoning of an unsuspecting British couple has made Twitter explode, with users finding links between the incident and the World Cup, Brexit, and even alleging it was an inside job.- - -
The EU Copyright Issue:
(At publishing time) Here comes the vote on the EU's controversial copyright law. BBC:
The two most controversial parts of it are Article 11 and Article 13.More: The Register: Privacy group raises eyebrows at EU copyright reform.
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The first of these is...called the "link tax."
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Article 13 puts more onus on websites to enforce copyright laws and could mean that any online platform that allows users to post text, images, sounds or code will need a way to assess and filter content.
... the idea of getting web giants to proactively stop copyrighted material from appearing online is a good one in theory, but in practice is fraught with danger.More: CityAM: Will the EU copyright reform break the internet? (Internet inventor Albert Gore, Jr. will be able to fix it!)
More: CityAM: Paul McCartney pro EU copyright reform.
More: Billboard: Is this the expected outcome of the vote?
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Jaguar Land Rover have Brexit fears. Daily Mail:
A hard Brexit would cost Jaguar Land Rover £1.2billion a year curtailing its future operations in the UK, the British carmaker's chief executive warned yesterday.- - -
The Epoch Times - Stress tests for Canadian mortgages:
The new rules mandate that borrowers must qualify for interest rates 2 percent higher than the rate of the mortgage they apply for.- - -
BBC: Kim Dotcom loses appeal against extradition:
New Zealand's Court of Appeal upheld the decision that Mr Dotcom and three others can be extradited to stand trial for copyright infringement and fraud.- - -
The charges are related to Mr Dotcom's now defunct fire-sharing website Megaupload, which allowed millions of people to download digital content.
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It is now up to New Zealand's Justice Minister Andrew Little to decide whether extradition should take place.
SMH: Sydney, a 24 hour city.
Round-the-clock public transport, less red tape for businesses, and a shift in the popular narrative that the city shuts down at night, are among the priorities identified by the City of Sydney's nightlife and creative sector advisory panel.- - -
The Express - China asks EU to join-up against the U.S. on trade and tariffs:
A European diplomat said: “China wants the European Union to stand with Beijing against Washington, to take sides.- - -
“We won’t do it and we have told them that.”
Trade War "D-Day" for Trump. The New Zealand Herald:
The first round of US tariffs - on $50 billion worth of Chinese goods - comes into effect on Friday night (NZT) and with it fears that we'll see the start of a full blown trade war.- - -
Is the Answer buying commodities? Live Mint:
...Goldman Sachs Group Inc. has poured cold water on the notion that a trade war between the US and China represents a serious threat to raw materials, saying most of them aren’t likely to be significantly impacted[.]- - -
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[The] trade war impact on commodity markets will be very small, with exception of soybeans[.]
Iranian police arrested two gold coin dealers in Tehran, saying that the arrested people were responsible for gold coin price stagnation in the market.- - -
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...police have seized 20 kilograms of gold coin and gold from [them].
I hope this doesn't increase bacon prices. From The Hill - Tariffs will devastate US pork producers:
...some major U.S. pork producers fear they will lose a significant amount of money once China and Mexico implement the tariffs, forcing some to move their investments overseas.















