Monday Night Memes; Short Stack.

A few to flip through before bed.

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Pistol > Bear Spray.

The Gun Feed: Bear-Spraying Robber Says “Happy Holidays” Before Jewelry Store Owner Shoots Her.

GARDENDALE, AL – A jewelry store owner in Gardendale, Ala. (roughly 10 miles from Birmingham) shot a robber on Dec. 6, stopping the robbery attempt in its tracks.

In an interview with AL.com , store owner Jeff Dennis said that the robber – one Heather Denise Wright, 32 – blocked the door of Jeff Dennis Jewelers after she entered the store, alerting him to an incipient robbery and prompting him to draw his concealed pistol.

After blocking the door, Wright said, “Happy Holidays! I don’t want to hurt y’all, but I am,” and started hosing the inside of the store down with bear spray.

Owner Jeff Dennis feared for his safety and that of his employees. Once she started using the spray, he fired and struck Wright in the shoulder, causing her to drop her purse and scream for him to stop and flee the scene.

Dennis hit the store alarm, alerting authorities, and closed the store.

Wright was found later that day, after which she was arrested and taken into custody as well as to University of Alabama Hospital. Dennis said he found additional weapons in her purse, which was left at the scene.

Hit the link for the rest of the story. 

I'm so entertained by the part where, after she's shot, she drops her purse and screams ,"stop!" 🤣  She's lucky she didn't get the full Rittenhouse.

I thought she wanted to rumble? If it'd be me, I'm not sure I wouldn't have reflexively pulled the trigger a second time just to be sure.

"Ow! You shot me in the shoulder. Stop!" "Pew-Pew." 

Story originally published at USA Carry.

The pistol caliber isn't stated.

Ahhhhhh...live, love, laugh. And pull the trigger. 🤣 

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO KYLE RITTENHOUSE! NOT GUILTY ON ALL!

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Kyle Rittenhouse, Innocent of all charges on November 19, 2021! 

Happy One Year Anniversary, Kyle!

Breitbart: Verdict: Kyle Rittenhouse Found Not Guilty on All Charges.

Kyle Rittenhouse

Wisconsin Right Now: The criminal histories of Joseph Rosenbaum, Anthony Huber and Gaige Grosskreutz.

Rosenbaum: charged by a grand jury with 11 counts of child molestation and inappropriate sexual activity with children, including anal rape, masturbation, oral sex, and showing minors pornography. The victims were five boys ranging in age from nine to 11 years old. Rosenbaum also had open misdemeanor cases for battery (domestic abuse) and disorderly conduct (domestic abuse).

Huber: disorderly conduct conviction from 2018 as a domestic abuse repeater, Battery Misd. A Dismissed on Prosecutor’s Motion
Modifier: 939.62(1)(a) Repeater
Modifier: 968.075(1)(a) Domestic Abuse
2 947.01(1) Disorderly Conduct Misd. B Guilty Due to Guilty Plea
Modifier: 968.075(1)(a) Domestic Abuse
Modifier: 939.62(1)(a) Repeater

[A] case from 2012 with these charges: Use of a Dangerous Weapon, Domestic Abuse, Use of a Dangerous Weapon.

And rinse, repeat additional Domestic Abuse, Use of a Dangerous Weapon and again Domestic Abuse, Use of a Dangerous Weapon.

Grosskreutz: multiple dismissed cases, including a felony conviction that was expunged, second-offense drunk driving, a forfeiture case for not showing obedience to officers, as well as one for loud noises, affiliated with The People’s Revolution, the Milwaukee-area protest group. He was convicted of a criminal misdemeanor in 2016 for going armed with a firearm while intoxicated, accused of prowling by West Allis police. The police report accuses him of “lurking” in an area where police keep their private vehicles, videotaping them.

L-R: Grosskreutz, Huber, Rosenbaum

Rittenhouse, the jury concluded, had reason to fear for his life and used self-defense accordinly. Verdict rendered. Case closed.

Below, the obligatory missing bicep shot of Grosskreutz.

Disclaimer: Ickyness factor: 🤣

"Dude, Where's My BiCep?"

A little Bactine, Flex Seal and Duct Tape will fix that right up!