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With added Sarcastic commentary.

Breitbart: Pentagon Reveals It Actually Has 2,000 Troops in Syria, Not 900.

The Pentagon on Thursday admitted there are actually 2,000 American troops in Syria, not the 900 it previously said were in the country.
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Pentagon Press Secretary Brig. Gen. Pat Ryder characterized the higher troop count as a “surprise” — without clarifying if Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin or President Joe Biden knew there were 2,000, not 900 U.S. troops in Syria.

Ryder said at a briefing Thursday:

    As you know, we have been briefing you regularly that there are approximately 900 U.S. troops deployed to Syria. In light of the situation in Syria and the significant interest, we recently learned that those numbers were higher, and so asked to look into it, I learned today that in fact there are approximately 2,000 U.S. troops in Syria.

"We recently learned..." Yeah. Sure. What else is this administration not telling us? The Pentagon Press Sec is, "surprised" upon learning the number of U.S. troops is higher than he thought, or was told, or he's plain lying. What does Lloyd Autism or Herr Biden have to say about this?

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Breitbart: Transgender Drug lord series moves closer to Oscar nomination.

It would be an Oscar cinch had the writers created the character as also being disabled and confined to a wheelchair. (No, I'm not poking fun at the disabled or those in wheelchairs. If that's your take-away, you are terminally sarcasm-impaired.)

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BBC: US scraps $10m bounty for arrest of Syria's new leader Sharaa.

The US has scrapped a $10m (£7.9m) reward for the arrest of Syria's de facto leader Ahmed al-Sharaa, following meetings between senior diplomats and representatives from Hayat Tahrir al-Sham (HTS).

Assistant Secretary of State Barbara Leaf said the discussion with Sharaa was "very productive", and he came across as "pragmatic".

Someone considered a terrorist by both U.S. and Israel is now their best Fren. What a cohencidence. What are the odds the U.S and Israel find a terrorist who is,"very productive and pragmatic." It'll all work out for the best, no doubt.

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Time: COVID-19 Rates Are Strangely Low This Holiday Season. 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no! How will the Mask-wearing Branch Covidians cope? 

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RT: US spent $9 million on ‘anal prints’ and on giving puppies cocaine – DOGE.

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has published a list of unusual programs funded by the federal government.
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[...]$6.97 million has been spent on studying ‘smart toilets’ that recognize the user’s ‘anal print,’ while $2.3 million went into studies on injecting dogs with cocaine. Some $118,000 was reportedly dedicated to studying whether a metal replica robot of Marvel Comics’ Thanos could snap his fingers, and $75,000 was given in grants on a Harvard study on lizards being blown off trees with leaf blowers.

Your Smart Toilet: "I recognize that ass."

Why inject cocaine into poor dogs when I'm sure there are plenty of humans who would happily volunteer as lab rats? 🤣 

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Cocaine at U.S. Capitol Police HQ!

Just The News: US Capitol Police investigates bag of cocaine found at its headquarters.

The United States Capitol Police (USCP) launched an investigation on Wednesday, into a small bag of cocaine that was found inside of its headquarters early Wednesday afternoon.

The police department said the bag was found in a hallway of the police station, in an area that is heavily trafficked by employees and contractors. It comes after the Secret Service found cocaine in the White House last July, which was also found in an area that is highly trafficked and near the area visitors are asked to leave their cellphones as part of the West Wing tour. No suspect was ever identified.

"No suspect was ever identified." Funny that.

"Paging Hunter Biden. Please stop by the courtesy desk of the USCP 'Lost and Found.' We believe we recovered the item you reported."

Ukraine is Winning?

RT: WATCH Russian forces destroy US-made armor. 

RT: Russia shoots down four US-made long-range missiles – MOD.

RT: Ukraine running out of troops for US to train – WaPo.

The number and frequency of Ukrainian soldiers receiving training in US bases in Western Europe has dropped to almost zero in the last months, suggesting that Kiev is running out of men to fight Russian forces, US officials have told the Washington Post.

Ukrainians with cancer, mental illness and other disease now will serve in the their Military? AYFKM? 

Well now, democrats, Neocons, RINOs, warmongers, bloodlusters, never-ending war supporters, the new Pro-War Crowd that under Republican Administrations were demonstrably Anti-War; how many more deaths, how many more billions and for how long do you want to continue this endless money-laundering Side Show?

Meanwhile, what bi-partisan aid package is our lovely bi-partisan Congress furiously putting together for the communities devastated this past week by tornadoes in the U.S? Where's their help? Where's the fast-track aid for them?

Jill Biden visits Hunter High!

IJR: Jill Biden Becomes Victim of Poor Sign Placement During High School Visit in Utah.

[...] an image of her speaking behind a podium with the words “Hunter High” went viral on the social media platform X[.]
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This is priceless. Jill Biden speaking to kids at “Hunter High.” 

Shhhsh. Listen. Can you hear them: "This was a set-up!" Have they blamed this on alt-Right MAGA Trumpers yet? 🤣

The HunterBurger! Meth is the secret condiment!

News 19: Man arrested after meth found in hamburger.

The Lauderdale County [Alabama] Sheriff’s Office (LCSO) says a man was arrested Saturday after a traffic stop led to deputies making an interesting discovery….methamphetamine inside the man’s hamburger.
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According to the sheriff’s office, the deputies determined that Timothy Nolen, the driver of the vehicle, had a revoked license and the vehicle was impounded per regular policy.
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During the inventory of the vehicle, LCSO said that Nolen said he was hungry and just wanted to eat his hamburger. According to a statement by the sheriff’s office, however, when deputies checked the burger they found more than an all-beef patty on the toasted bun.

“Unfortunately, the burger contained more than lettuce and pickles,” LCSO said on social media. “Deputies retrieved a small bag of Methamphetamine.”

The sheriff’s office said after the find Nolen was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of a controlled substance, driving while revoked, and having a switched tag.

"I'm getting pulled over. The one place to hide my meth the cops won't search is my burger."  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Another suspicious weather balloon over U.S. airspace?

It appears to belong to Hunter Biden.

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Uh-Oh! Belgium has too much cocaine.

Daily Mail: Belgium has too much cocaine.

Belgium has too much cocaine: Police run out of incinerators to burn coke after seizing a record 100 tonnes this year.

Massive haul of drugs seized by Belgian police given nickname 'cocaine-berg'.
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Belgium has seized so much cocaine from smugglers operating through the port of Antwerp that it needs more incinerator space to destroy it, officials said Monday.

The massive police stash has been given the nickname the 'cocaine-berg,' with more than 100 tonnes on track to be amassed by the end of the year.

Authorities are concerned that depots used to store the drugs could become targets for robberies by powerful gangs seeking to recover their lucrative cargoes.

Antwerp is awash with drugs imported from South America, which are then transported across Europe. This is the moment customs discovered a stash of cocaine, part of 90 tonnes found last year.

Golly, that's A LOT of Blow!

How will Belgium dispose of it all?

It's smuggled from Columbia. Hit the link for images of the map and some clever ways the cartels are concealing it within other products.

Today is National Teeth Whitening Day!

No, I'm not making this up.

Cokehead Ashley Biden left her diary at a Florida half-way house!

Daily Mail: Florida woman who found Ashley Biden's diary in 'halfway house' is under FBI investigation for SELLING the journal in which president's daughter recalled 'showers w/ my dad (probably not appropriate)' and details of her drug and sex addiction.

Aimee Harris is under investigation for selling Ashley Biden's diary after the president's daughter left it behind at a Palm Beach 'halfway house'.

Previous reports claimed the Bidens reported it stolen in an alleged burglary, but DailyMail.com has learned Harris is not being investigated for theft .

'It's her selling of the property that could be considered a crime. And the fact Ashley is the president's daughter kicks it to a different legal level,' a well-placed source said.
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The diary contained shocking and sensitive information, such as details about her chronic drug abuse, sex addiction, and being 'hyper-sexualized' in her youth.

'I remember having sex with friends @ a young age; showers w/ my dad (probably not appropriate),' she wrote in a January 2019 entry.

A Florida woman who found Ashley Biden's private diary is being investigated by the FBI – not for stealing the journal but for selling it, DailyMail.com has learned.

The diary's explosive contents include Ashley's speculation that showering with her father, then-Senator Joe Biden, as a young girl may have contributed to her sex addiction.

'I remember having sex with friends @ a young age; showers w/ my dad (probably not appropriate),' she wrote in a January 2019 entry

After a stint in rehab, the president's daughter, now 41, briefly lived in a Palm Beach home often used by recovering addicts, and left her diary there when she moved back to Philadelphia in June, 2020.

Single mother of two Aimee Harris, 39, also fresh out of rehab, moved in weeks later and found it under the mattress.

Harris allegedly showed the diary at a Republican fundraising event and sold it for $40,000 to right wing organization Project Veritas.

The contents of the diary were published on a right wing news site which revealed Ashley had questioned whether showering with her father as a young girl could have contributed to her sex addiction. The father and daughter are pictured together in 1987

Why is the FBI investigating this? Cokehead Ashley's brain is too fried to remember to take her property? That's her problem. But the Protective Bubble that surrounds Pedo Joe certainly can't investigate his pederasty, after all, he was elected 100% fair and square. No cheating, no fake ballots - the most secure and legit election EVAH!

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When will Hunter Biden be held accountable for lying on his gun application?

Post Millennial (2021): Here's the proof Hunter Biden lied to get his gun.

It was recently revealed that Hunter Biden was the subject of an investigation into a missing firearm in 2018, which was strange enough, but as a result of that revelation, it was discovered that Biden may have lied in his answers on federal forms that were required to be filed prior to his purchase of a firearm. Those forms were obtained by The Federalist.

On federal gun forms, Hunter Biden checked off the box marked "no" next to the question "Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?"

Hunter said "no," though he has a book forthcoming from Simon and Schuster called Beautiful Things that "recounts his descent into substance abuse and his tortuous path to sobriety. The story ends with where Hunter is today—a sober married man with a new baby, finally able to appreciate the beautiful things in life."

Additionally, just five years earlier Hunter was discharged from the Navy Reserve after testing positive for cocaine. Family members had also spoken about the troubles Hunter had with drugs. Lying on the background check is a felony.

EXCLUSIVE: Hunter's search history reveals his obsession with p0rn and sex fantasies including '18yrs old,' 'lonely widow' and 'MILF crack cocaine p0rn.'

Daily Mail: EXCLUSIVE: Hunter's search history reveals his obsession with porn and sex fantasies including '18yrs old,' 'lonely widow' and 'MILF crack cocaine p0rn.'

Hunter Biden's internet search history from March 2019 reveals his obsession with porn and penchant for filming himself having sex with prostitutes.

Oooooooof! Hit the link. Excerpts don't do the story justice.

Good thing he's not the son of a Republican or Conservative. Hunter has the coveted "Free Pass."

Vaxxed and Boosted Ashley Biden has Teh Coof!

Lil Miss Cokehead has the Rona.

Reuters: Ashley Biden tests positive for Covid-19.

WASHINGTON, May 18 (Reuters) - U.S. President Joe Biden's daughter, Ashley, has tested positive for COVID-19, the White House said on Wednesday.

Ashley Biden, 40, was scheduled to travel to Central America with her mother, first lady Jill Biden, departing on Wednesday afternoon, but will no longer make the trip, the White House said.

It was not immediately clear when Ashley Biden was last with the president.

"It was not immediately clear when Ashley Biden was last with the president." Hmmmmm...the last time they took an inappropriate shower together?

Andrew Fahie, British Virgin Islands premier, arrested on cocaine-smuggling and money-laundering charges.

Politico: British Virgin Islands premier, arrested on cocaine-smuggling and money-laundering charges.

British Virgin Islands’ Premier Andrew Fahie was arrested Thursday on charges of conspiring to import cocaine and money laundering after a successful sting operation led by U.S. authorities.

Fahie, the elected head of government in the British overseas territory, was detained in Miami after agreeing to give agents posing as drug smugglers access to British Virgin Islands’ ports in exchange for $700,000 (€663,000).

Responding to the arrest, U.K. Foreign Secretary Liz Truss said she was “appalled by these serious allegations.”
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The British Virgin Islands government was already under investigation by the British government for organized crime, corruption, misuse of public funds and cronyism. In 2021, the U.K. set up a commission of inquiry into the allegations of misgovernance.
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At the time, Fahie denied government involvement in such activities, telling POLITICO they were “irresponsible.” “The inquiry has consumed the entire public service,” he added. “And so far, it has shown no proof of corruption in the BVI.”

Hunter Biden's legal team argues disclosing his financial information may 'unreasonably annoy, embarrass or oppress' him.

* Actual quote.

Daily Mail: Hunter Biden complains his stripper baby mama is trying to 'embarrass' him because he is Joe's son by demanding details of his cash from Ukraine during bitter paternity dispute.

Hunter Biden had his December 13 filing in his paternity case with baby mama Lunden Roberts, 28, unsealed by a judge Thursday, DailyMail.com can disclose[.]

His legal team argued information that came from his deposition scheduled for December 23 could 'unreasonably annoy, embarrass or oppress' Biden[.]
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Hunter Biden grumbled about having his financial information 'open to the world's media' and not being available on the night before Christmas Eve for a deposition in his paternity case, according to newly unsealed court papers obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com.

Biden is embroiled in a high profile legal battle with his stripper baby mama Lunden Roberts, who filed papers in May saying Biden is the father of her 16-month-old child. A DNA test from last month proved Biden to be the father of the unnamed toddler.

Roberts, 28, is seeking child support from Biden, 49, and is demanding for him to turn over his financial details so the court can establish how much he should pay.

Biden has been trying to keep the case under wraps but an Independence County, Arkansas judge ruled on Thursday to unseal Biden's filing from last week, saying he didn't consider it to contain confidential information.

It reveals Biden's legal team had tried to use Biden's famous dad Joe to get the deposition sealed, arguing that information that came from his deposition scheduled for December 23 could 'unreasonably annoy, embarrass or oppress' Hunter - and his family.

Why - - - is the Biden family saying that they are Above the Law? Because we all know that no one is above the law.

The Bidens. Has anyone or any family - ever - had to endure such unreasonable annoyances, embarrassments, oppression, indignities, malfeasance, hardships and falsehoods?

If Hunter could keep his dick in his pants for five three minutes and stay out of strip clubs some of these out-of-nowhere, crazy things that befall him wouldn't occur. Then again, he's a Biden. He's special.

{Snicker}...the deposition just happens to be scheduled for December 23. Karma. It's so fun watching it when it happens. It's so Schadenfreudey!

Like Rabbits. Hunter Biden's wife is pregnant.

Breitbart: Hunter Biden's wife is pregnant.

Hunter Biden’s wife is pregnant and in her second trimester as her husband is locked in a nasty paternity case with his apparent baby’s mother, according to the Daily Mail.

Biden’s wife, Melissa Cohen Biden, was spotted with a baby bump during an errand run around Los Angeles on Thursday, the tabloid said.

    EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden to be a dad for the FIFTH time! New wife of VP's son seen with a baby bump https://t.co/1MrG4HaGor pic.twitter.com/kKqNycHk1w

    — Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) December 13, 2019

The news comes as Lunden Roberts, a 28-year-old stripper, is demanding child support for her 16-month-old baby, who was fathered by Biden, according to the results of a DNA test revealed in court documents. Roberts filed a paternity lawsuit in May, alleging the pair first met at a Washington, DC, gentleman’s club that she previously employed.

"Keeping Up With The Bidens", coming soon to a cable station sometime after the patriarch loses the 2020 presidential election. What number wife is this for him, I've lost count. The sixth? Hunter will probably leave her for her sister, (if she has one), before the kid is born.

I'm sure they'll be the perfect, nuclear family.

Biden Baby Mama wants some money. Hunter is evasive.

Breitbart: Report: Hunter Biden’s Baby Mother Demands Income Disclosure for Burisma and ‘Chinese Entity’.

Lunden Roberts, the apparent mother of Hunter Biden’s love child, is reportedly seeking financial information regarding his time as a board member of Burisma Holdings, the Ukrainian energy giant at the center of corruption allegations against him and his father, former Vice President Joe Biden.
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Roberts also requested that the younger Biden confirm whether he or an “entity owned, controlled or under your direction or supervision” received money from a Chinese national or entity for investment activities, the documents reportedly say. The Daily Mail also says Roberts made a total of 47 requests from Hunter, many of which were redacted.
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Last week, a judge criticized both Biden and Roberts for failing to provide transparency regarding their finances and requested an affidavit of financial means covering five years from both parties.
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“It concerns me that the only information supplied to the court so far concerning employment of either party has been unemployment or under employment,” Judge Don McSpadden wrote in a letter.

 

Joe and Hunter Biden golf with Ukraine gas company exec in 2014.

Daily Mail: 2014 picture shows Joe Biden and his son golfing with Devon Archer - who served on the board of the Ukraine gas company with Hunter Biden - despite Joe’s claims he never discussed Ukraine deal with his son.

A 2014 photo has emerged of Joe Biden and his son, Hunter, golfing with a Ukraine gas company executive in the Hamptons.

The photo, which was obtained by Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight shows Biden and Hunter posing alongside Devon Archer, who served on the board of Burisma Holdings with Hunter.

It's believed the photo was taken at the Sebonack Golf Club in Southampton, New York.

In 2014, then-Vice President Biden was at the forefront of American diplomatic efforts to support Ukraine's fragile democratic government as it sought to fend off Russian aggression and root out corruption.

So it raised eyebrows when his son Hunter was hired to sit on the board of a Ukrainian gas company, a windfall moment that was part of a lucrative multi-nation consulting business.

Video: Tucker Carlson on Biden-Ukraine golfing controversy.
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Where IS Hunter Biden? Once said, "I want to be important."

Brainy Quotes: Hunter Biden

 

Funny, isn't it, that no one in the MSM/Fakestream Media has any desire to interview Hunter Biden. No networks or reporters camped outside wherever Hunter lives. Like they did with Roger Stone. Anderson Cooper, Don Lemonhead, Dutch Maddox, Fredo "Ferret-Hair" Cuomo...none of them have any interest in reporting on Hunter Biden. Oh, they cared when Donald Trump, Jr. appeared - twice - before the Tolerant and Inclusive Crowd who still continue manufacturing falsehoods built upon other fiction in a Big Swamp Production of a Fictional Investigation. A Film by Deranged Liberals.

Where IS Hunter Biden? Close your eyes and find Waldo. It's easier.

NY Post: Wherever Joe Biden went, son Hunter cashed in.

According to The New York Times, Hunter’s work for Burisma had “prompted concerns” among Obama administration State Department officials, because it undermined diplomacy in Ukraine. Was [Joe] Biden really the only person available to pressure Ukrainian officials while his son was raking in the cash? Does anyone really believe Biden’s claims that he never once spoke to his 49-year-old son about business in the two years they spent working in the same country?

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Narco Sub carrying 12,000 pounds of cocaine busted by Coast Guard.

Hunter "Cokehead" Biden mourns the bust.

CNN: Coast Guard captures 'narco sub' carrying $165 million in cocaine.

The Coast Guard cutter Valiant seized a 'narco sub' carrying 12,000 pounds of cocaine worth over $165 million, according to a news release.
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The Coast Guard offloaded over 1,000 pounds of cocaine but had to leave the rest due to the questionable stability of the vessel.

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Wrong President