Cat HAZ Boogie Fever dance moves.

Cat HAZ pulled the pin!

It's a matter of time until we're conquered by Cats! (full screen mode)

Cat has had enough of this quarantine/shelter-in-place shit.

Cat is gettin' upset! Well, Buddy, unless you can operate a can opener, you will submit to some détente...

Cat haz safe landing.

A close call...

Amy Klobuchar can't name president of Mexico. Either can Tom Steyer.

MSN: Klobuchar and Steyer couldn't name Mexico's president in Telemundo interview.

2020 Democratic hopefuls Amy Klobuchar and Tom Steyer both couldn't name the president of Mexico when asked during a Telemundo interview while campaigning in Nevada this week.

"I forget," Steyer said when asked. Klobuchar offered a simple "no" in response.

Newsweek: Use Jokes About Trump During 2020 Election Campaign, Amy Klobuchar Says: 'Show How Absurd He Is'.

Amy Klobuchar said the "ability to make a joke" is important for Democrats hoping to beat President Donald Trump in November, and argued they must "poke" at the commander-in-chief.

The Minnesota Democrat told Reuters before the January 14 primary debate in Des Moines, Iowa, that going into a head-to-head with Trump "without some animation" would be a "problem," and said it would be necessary to "show how absurd he is."

But she also said it would be important to ignore the president. "First of all, you have to have that ability to make a joke or poke at him or just show how absurd he is.["]

Yeah, the ill-tempered Senator Eats Salad with Fork and Throws Paperclips at Staff is in no position to poke fun at others.

Mexico's President Obrador has been in office for over two years, has met with President Trump at least twice and has met, at least once, with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

And Steyer, "forgets." I don't think he had a clue.

The DEM candidates are an impressive bunch, aren't they?

'Feline Grimace Scale' helps determine if a cat is in pain.

CBC: Grumpy cat? Now you can know for sure, says study.

Dr. Daniel Pang, University of Calgary researcher and veterinarian, says he has developed the "Feline Grimace Scale" — which was published in Scientific Reports.

He says the goal of the scale is for veterinarians to be able to identify if your feline friend is experiencing any pain.

Whisker and ear position seem to be important factors.

Read the full story at the link. If anything, you have another diagnostic tool for gauging if your Ninja Cat is experiencing any pain.

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Dutch Maddox is having an on-air mental breakdown.

Over the death of Qasem Soleimani.

There was an era where she was blonde.

Watching her is like watching a two-year old thread a needle. Intentionally funny...and a wee bit sad. You want to help...but the humor value prevents it.

She has consistently referred to Soleimani  as, "General Soleimani". Descriptions such as "Terrorist" or "Murderer of his own people" must be avoided.

You wanna try something really fun? Watch Dutch's show, but mute it. Play any other audio - music, radio, anything. Watch her show with the audio off. It's a fcuking riot. Try it. Seriously. It's hysterical.
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ADDED: I forgot where I found this. It's the next best thing to watching Dutch's program without audio. Loop it (mouse, right click) or rerun it a few times. It's priceless:

Stand Up Larry Flynt. Hustler Magazine sends cartoon Christmas card to members of Congress depicting the President's assassination.

Daily Mail: 'I just shot Donald Trump': Hustler Magazine sends cartoon Christmas card to members of Congress depicting the President's assassination.

Hustler magazine is under fire for sending Christmas cards featuring a cartoon of Donald Trump being assassinated to members of Congress.

The front of the card shows the grinning killer with a smoking gun saying: 'I just shot Donald Trump on Fifth Avenue and no one arrested me.'

The inside has a cartoon of the President lying in a pool of blood surrounded by people cheering: 'Merry Christmas!'

A caption in the bottom corner says: 'From all of us at Hustler.'

Video - Reddit: Classic Cringe: Joe Biden asks wheelchair-bound senator to stand up.

From September, 2008 - NYT (via Archive): Biden asks man in wheelchair to stand up.

Earlier in the week, in Columbia, Missouri, Biden urged a paraplegic state official to stand up to be recognized.

"Chuck, stand up, let the people see you," Biden shouted to State Senator Chuck Graham, before realizing, to his horror, that Graham uses a wheelchair.

Smear Merchant Larry Flynt is unable to stand up due to permanent spinal cord damage resulting from being shot in 1978.

Soleimani Kill Caught on Video.

TMZ: U.S Drone Strike Moment Iranian General was Killed ... Caught on Video.

The U.S. drone strike ordered by President Trump in Baghdad -- which killed top Iranian military commander, Qasem Soleimani -- is captured in new footage from an independent Iraqi television network.

According to Al-Ahed channel ... the blast captured on video is the one that killed General Soleimani along with Iraqi militia commander Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis, though it's yet to be verified by other major news outlets.

A photo of the aftermath shows a burning vehicle near Baghdad International Airport shortly after the strike, which reportedly included 3 rockets hitting the site.

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btw- Happy New Year!
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Hillary has face botoxed, or something. Looks freakish.

Daily Mail: What is the secret of Hillary Clinton's strangely plumped-up-cheeks? Fillers could be behind more youthful look.

Aesthetic expert Dr Ross Perry, founder of www.cosmedics.co.uk, said Hillary has been 'genetically blessed' with good skin - but claimed it could also be a result of Botox, injectable dermal fillers and Blepharoplasty.
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'Her forehead looks particularly smooth, which would suggest Botox has been administered in the forehead, frown line and around the eye area, as there appears to be minimal crows feet.

Yeah, well - Dr. Perry has to say Hillary is "genetically blessed" if he's averse to tragic accidents.

Botox? Maybe. Might also have been one of those procedures where they take fat from one part of the body and inject it into another part of the body.

In her case, the donor fat is from her cankles.