Showing posts with label Diaper Boy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Diaper Boy. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

I'd buy several pair of these pants.

And wear them daily.

Suppose you could DIY, but that's nasty.

The Biden's Thanksgiving: At a $30M Nantucket Compound.

Daily Mail: The $30million Nantucket compound owned by Biden's private equity billionaire pal where first family will spend Thanksgiving: Security will lock down sprawling property for holiday where President could decide his 2024 plans.

President Joe Biden, his wife Jill and the extended Biden clan will once again camp out at the luxurious Nantucket compound owned by billionaire businessman turned philanthropist David Rubenstein for the Thanksgiving holiday. 

The Biden clan arrives on the island on Tuesday evening, where they'll spend the week eating turkey and talking about the 2024 presidential race at the same 13-acre estate they stayed on last year.

Biden should be talking about taxing the wealthy, shouldn't he? As Obama would say, "The Rubenstein's didn't build that!

TAX THE RICH! TAX THE BILLIONAIRES! MAKE THEM PAY! CONFISCATE THEIR WEALTH! OCCUPY WALL STREET!

Look at all that land! Plenty of room for building housing for illegal immigrants and the homeless.

Sure hope that "compound" has plenty of Adult Diaper Changing Rooms.

Wondering...if the Rubenstein's covered all the furniture with plastic? Is Hunter invited? Will he bring his stripper baby mama? How many of Joe and Jill's illegitimate grandchildren will be there? What 1970s floral sofa pattern will Jill's dress resemble? With all that land, will there be an Easter Egg Hunt? Before the meal, will Joe read excerpts from Ashley's Diary? So many questions...

Monday, June 27, 2022

Trouble in Paradise? Joe Biden And Wife Jill's Marriage 'Crumbling' So Badly, Rumors Say.

Latin Times (Archived): Joe Biden And Wife Jill's Marriage 'Crumbling' So Badly, Rumors Say.

Recent rumors claim that U.S. President Joe Biden and first wife Dr. Jill Biden's 45-year marriage is allegedly falling apart so badly because of the stress of living in the fishbowl that they are allegedly quietly living apart.

For more than four decades, Joe and Jill Biden have been wed. The pair were married in 1977, but Joe had to ask Jill five times before she finally said yes. (..."Joe had to ask Jill five times before she finally said yes." That's because it took Joe five times to ask the right question. - DD)
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“Word is, they don’t even share the same bedroom.” (She can't take the diaper smell any longer. Who can blame her? - DD)

Apparently, Joe and Jill Biden have been engaged in a terrible verbal battle within the White House, but since they are so concerned about the Secret Service listening in, they only communicate by text.

This has led to reports that their marriage has struck rock bottom. According to National Enquirer, Jill even acknowledges that the arguments are referred to as "fexting," an abbreviation for text-fighting.

So sad...Breaking Up Is Hard to Do.

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Old, senile man strolls Delaware Beach while gas prices rise, baby formula is scarce and food prices skyrocket.

Are they both diaper bags, Joe Joe?

Daily Mail: Biden his time: Joe strolls along Delaware beach on yet ANOTHER weekend break with Jill - putting him on track for the most vacations of any president EVER.

Joe Biden was seen Saturday afternoon strolling along the beach after he was forced to evacuate his Delaware beach home - as he remains on track to take the most vacations of any president in history.

The president, 79, was snapped by FOX News donning dark-colored shorts, a navy blue polo shirt and a baseball cap as he strolled along the Delaware coast.

He was flanked by a slew of Secret Service agents - each of whom also wore polo shirts as they trekked across the sand.
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The photo came shortly after the president and wife Jill were forced to evacuate their Rehoboth Beach vacation home after a light aircraft veered into the area.

Both Biden and first lady were rushed to a local fire station following the breach, as two military jets were scrambled to escort the plane from the restricted airspace.
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[Biden] is now on track to take more vacation time than any of his predecessors. (Well, gee...at least he isn't golfing! - DD)

Yes, the problems the nation faces - fuel prices, baby formula shortages, food prices, the cost of everything - are so critically important that The House, The Senate and the Senile Resident have to complete their vacations before returning to DC to solve them.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

FOX News is now legitimate for Diaper Boy Olbermann


You can watch Diaper Boy, Keith Olbermann, quote FOX News in his segment about "Why we must talk about Trump's mental health."

His video rant is here.

Amazing. FOX News was never legit, trustworthy, factual, believable or worth mentioning - ever - by anyone on The Left.

Until Diaper Boy agrees with them.

And since the subject is that of mental health...well, does anyone think Diaper Boy is mentally stable?

Here is Diaper Boy's Twitter site.  Comedy this good is beyond fiction or what any Hollywood screen writer could ever concoct. 

Incontinence. It couldn't happen to a more deserving person.