"We noticed you didn't watch our ad! You vill watch ze ad before you zee the content!"

I can't find a story on this, so I don't know if this is a joke or true. 

If true, advertisers and sponsors will monitor your eye contact confirming you watched their ad before allowing you to view the actual content? And if they see that you didn't maintain eye contact, you'll have to watch it making certain to maintain eye contact? I don't F'ing think so. 

If you're aware of a story substantiating this new and innovative Big Brother Tech experience, drop a comment. This has to be a joke, right?

If true, I have to imagine this will result in a lot of unwatched content. Would you watch an ad where you're being monitored to make sure you view the ad?

Would not be surprised if this is true.

@Dispropoganda

Five fingers and a thumb.

Six-finger discount? Twelve?

Not pho-shopped as far as I can tell.

(Genetics) The Tech: Even though rare, having extra fingers or toes is usually dominant.

McDonald's McGangBang burger.

Well, the offensive name of this burger won't last long.

Daily Mail: McDonald's secret menu in the UK.

McDonald's secret menu has long been rumoured in the UK and while the brand has previously claimed it doesn't exist, turns out you can order from it - if you know what to ask for.

"The very cheekily named McGangBang is a McChicken burger placed inside a double cheeseburger."

Man Spends 3 hours licking doorbells.

Image: ring.com/Sylvia Dungan - Sky News

Police are looking for man who licked doorbells for three hours then urinated in a garden. This occurred in...

...wait for it...

...

...

...yeah you knew. 

California. Sky News:

Roberto Daniel Arroyo, 33, was captured taking part in the bizarre act on the Dungan's home CCTV in Salinas, California, on Saturday morning.

The clear footage shows the man leaning his head against the intercom outside their front door and licking the doorbell from several different angles.

He carried on licking for three hours.
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...he appeared to "relieve himself" in the Dungan's garden and entered several other neighbours' yards.

For a moment, Flakka crossed my mind. But the doorbell licker is too...composed...for Flakka effects. Well...ya know...hobbies?

Zimbabwe Men: Juju responsible for man menstruating? Another man has full female reproductive system.

These are two strange stories, both from Zimbabwe.

Zimbabwe Man Menstruating. Zimbabwe News Online:

In a case of suspected juju, a 40-year-old Chitungwiza man claims he is experiencing menstruation periods for the past two weeks.

Joseph Mwale showed H-Metro how he is experiencing pains during urination and discharging blood accusing his wife Sheilah Kahari of bewitching him.

“I am in pain brother, to be honest with you I have been cheating on my wife and I strongly suspect that my wife used juju on me,” said Joseph.

FYI: Juju.
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Doctors discovered that another Zimbabwe man with a full, female reproductive system. izimbabwe.co.zw / Kuzeya Nyaya News:

A 44-year-old man went to the doctor complaining of a stomach ache only to discover that he has a full female reproductive system.

The married man, Mr Chen from Zhejiang province, was shocked when doctors told him that his stomach ache and the blood in his urine was actually because he was experiencing his menstrual cycle and had been a woman all along.
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He also has a penis [and a]  CT scan taken at the hospital showed that he had ovaries and a uterus in addition to male genitals.