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Tuesday, March 18, 2025
Bloated, overweight MN Gov. Walz says about Trump supporters, "I think I can kick most of their ass." (VIDEO)
VIDEO ⏬ (Having trouble getting this video to play? Can be viewed HERE.)
LandWhale LardAss Walz runs away from a constituent's question at MN State Fair 2022 when asked why he did nothing as Minneapolis Police 3rd Precinct burned to the ground during the Minneapolis "Mostly Peaceful Summer" of 2000 ⏬:
Bring it, Dancing Queen! 🤣
More at Twitchy: Tim Walz Tells Gavin Newsom He Thinks He Could Kick Most of Trump Supporters' (Ass).
Saturday, October 12, 2024
Great Outdoorsman Tim Walz Can't Load His Shotgun.
Today is the state's Pheasant Opener and it appears MN Gov. and Dem VP nominee Tubby Timmy haz issues loading his shotgun. 🤣
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Didja catch any pheasant today, Timmy? 😎
You don't want this weirdo a heartbeat away from the nuclear football.
HERE'S The LINK to the video which I forgot to include yesterday. ⏬
The Breitbart story: Self-Proclaimed Hunter, Tim Walz, Struggles To Load a Shotgun.
Tuesday, October 1, 2024
Walz hits the wall; fast.
OOF! Out of the gate, Walz fails.
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Walz said his son, Gus, witnessed a shooting. THREE SEARCHES (DDG, Bing, Yandex); ZERO RESULTS on Gus Walz witnessing a shooting. Another Tim Walz tale.
UPDATE, October 2, 2024:
I read news stories online today reporting that Tim Walz's son, Gus, was in the vicinity, but didn't view, a shooting. I was unable to locate a story about this event predating today, October 2, 2024. The stories are dated today, after Walz made this claim in last night's VP debate.
Reasons given for this not being previously reported cite those involved when it happened were juveniles. This surprised me a bit because other incidents of this nature hit the news cycle regularly when juveniles are involved, their names just aren't released which is understandable.
The verdict I reached, for myself, is what Walz said is rather exaggerated considering he said his son, "witnessed." I don't recall Walz ever mentioning this before and, considering his pro-gun control stance (despite his rhetoric of being a supporter of 2A), it seems odd he never brought it up in the past during his pushes for "reducing crime." Which is the opposite of the usual Liberal Narrative of, "never let a crisis go to waste."
AP reports, the shooting happened outside of a St. Paul recreation center while his son was indoors.
NPR reports: Gus didn’t actually see the shooting itself, but he did witness the aftermath[.]
Not seeing or viewing something doesn't fit my definition of, "witnessing" something.
FWIW, make of it what you will, how Walz spins the story compared to how it happened.
As with many pols, especially Libs and their desire to exploit and bigly embellish their actual personal involvement in any story, take their tales with a grain of salt. And with Walz, make it an Industrial Size Grain of Salt, with extree Added Industrial Size Grain of Salt wrapped in a tablet of Industrial Size Grain of Salt.
Tuesday, August 27, 2024
Ella Emhoff is a beautiful woman.
If you disagree, you're a misogynistic pig.
Breitbart: Left-Wing Salon Attacks MAGA Over Refusal to Admit Ella Emhoff Is ‘Cute’ — Unapologetic Misogyny.
The [Salon] author describes Ella Emhoff as “a fashion icon” whose “creativity, beauty, and easygoing love for her family has sent many on the right into paroxysms of rage.”
Ella Emhoff is a paragon of beauty and fashion. How dare anyone impugn this goddess! How dare you !
Thursday, August 22, 2024
No, Son of Blubber Tim Walz isn't off-limits.
"Gus" in is over 18, he's an adult. Son of Blubber isn't off limits.
The Left would be ridiculing this all over social media had it been the kid of a Republican. What? Is this kid some 8-year old, blubbering, "That's muh daddy!"
Buckle up Kenny Akers! 🤣 We're gonna have fun with this!
Monday, August 12, 2024
Hey, Fat Ass Tim Walz...MN COVID and COVID wasterwater levels "very high."
Mankato Free Press: COVID-19 hospitalizations on rise during unseasonable time.
Minnesota currently has “very high” viral activity for COVID-19, according to public health data, causing hospitalizations from the illness to tick up both in area counties and statewide.
Data from the Minnesota Department of Health showed Blue Earth County had 13 COVID-19 hospitalizations during a four-week period ending on July 27. One year ago a similar date range showed only one such hospitalization.
South-central Minnesota’s nine counties overall had seven hospitalizations from the illness in July 2023 compared to 28 this July. Statewide COVID-19 hospitalizations during the same periods rose from 243 last year to 630 this year.
Although the numbers aren’t near peak COVID-19 pandemic levels, their timing stands out compared to past years.
If rising Covid hospitalizations are this big of a threat, then Fat Man Timmy should close the State Fair which starts August 22, but he won't. It's too big of a $$-maker for the democrat party. He'll use his "emergency powers" after the fair ends, just in time to lockdown the schools, the businesses and the entire state. "Trust the science," is what this rejected Muppet-faced Tardis will use an as excuse, just like he did in 2020.
This lying, run-away from the National Guard, drunk-driving, fat fuck who shot and killed his own dog while pheasant hunting - he was drunk...always a good idea; hunting drunk - is the worst governor, ever, of any state of all time.
His supporters are only the metropolitan areas (large cities with universities and schools which he and the MN dem party throws money at for votes) and the Iron Range and Arrowhead region. Why northern MN votes democrat in every election is a mystery.
A legend only in his own mind.
Tuesday, August 6, 2024
Harris' VP pick Tim Walz. A man without shame.
Alpha News (archived): Walz says anti-parent teacher is ‘welcome in Minnesota’.
Gov. Tim Walz said a Florida teacher who believes parents have no rights in the public education system is “welcome” in Minnesota.
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[Florida teacher Jenna Barbee] is under investigation for violating Florida’s new law that bars teachers in Pre-K through eighth grade from instructing students on "sexual orientation and gender identity."
No matter the level of degeneracy or erasing parental rights, there is no low to which Walz won't sink to pander to the fringe, radical Left Wingnuts.
As an excuse during the "covid crisis", under the guise of "relieving phone calls to 911," Walz, using his "emergency powers act," initiated a "spy on and turn your neighbor in hotline" if too many people were gathering at your house or in your yard. ⏬
Post Bulletin (archived): Reports to 'stay at home' hotline flood in; Walz says it is needed to relieve 911 workers.
Minnesotans are nearly a week into a stay-at-home order aimed at limiting the spread of the coronavirus in Minnesota, and a hotline to report those congregating in large groups or failing to keep a sizable distance between themselves and others is generating hundreds of calls.
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The hotline came under fire this week, and Republican lawmakers over social media and in news releases called on Gov. Tim Walz to take down the hotline and email address used to report suspected violations of the order.
HEY! POST BULLETIN! Why'd you scrub your original story on this? Thank God for Archive. I DL'd the story to HD as well.
Looks like yet another case of interweb scrubberitis going on with all unfavorable stories on this miserable LeftTard.
^ Walz also exaggerates blatantly LIES about his leadership and rank in the NG.
⏬ Hey DUI Tim, like the AC/DC song says, "Have a Drink On Me." ⏬
96 MPH in a 55 MPH Zone!
Saturday, April 27, 2024
Tim Walz doesn't know when not to say something.
Minnesota's Tubby Tyrant, Tim "DUI" Walz:
This Miserable Fat Fuck is one to talk.
- It's been long alleged (and there are people who know), years ago, while hunting and drunk, Walz shot and killed his own dog.
- As the leader of MN, (I refuse to call him "Governor"), into his second term, he's had at least two dogs (maybe more), each named "Scout" and no one know what happened to the prior "Scouts." There's never been two Scouts together, so where did the others go?
- His cat ran away from his residence, never to be found again. His cat got sick and tired of his shit and left. 🤣
- His premature exit from the MN NG in 2005 upon learning of deployment to Iraq. He ran away.
- His embellishment of his rank and accomplishments in the MN NG.
- Then there's his daughter, Hope, who once threatened to "beat-up" a MN State Senator. Hope also was tipping off the protesters, providing them inside info in advance of what law enforcement was planning, during the 2020 Minneapolis Summer of Love and Healing.
- It's alleged that his delay in activating the MN NG to counter the rioting and destruction in Minneapolis (and other areas) in 2020 is because he was too inebriated during the first three days of "civil unrest."
- Timmy bullied Twin Cities Public Television into deleting embarrassing video of his wife, Gwen. And TCPT happily obliged, squishy liberal worms they are.
- Here's Timmy's DUI; 96 in a 55 MPH:
How as a teacher, the most important lesson he taught is, "responsibility." (Ahem)...Nice Mug Shot DUI Tim!
- There are alleged claims that when asked to do a field sobriety test, Walz faked he had a hearing problem and couldn't understand the arresting officer's words. Yeah. Sure, Tim.
- Walz and his miserable democrat party have put MN in debt and continue spending. Businesses close, some relocate out of state, people retire and exit ASAP.
- Like Cuomo in New York, many elderly Minnesotans died alone because of his draconian covid restrictions in care homes or hospice.
- While running for reelection, he walked away and refused to answer a question from a voter and he calls rual MN the "land of rocks and cows."
- Running for his second term, Walz PROMISED tax rebates of $2,000 for families and $1,000 to individuals. After winning the election, with democrats the majority in the House and Senate, the amount was revised down to $520 for family and $260 to individuals. You see, the Minnesota Politburo needs the money more than you do.
This isn't anywhere a complete list of what a toady Walz is.
Sources for the allegations are easily searchable. Some are inside info, yet Walz has never denied them or has his family. They're all adult public figures, so short of defamation or libel (which none of this post contains), there's nothing they can do about it. I'll gladly strikeout any accusation that is proven demonstrably false. Good luck! The comment section is open.
While I wouldn't have done what Noem did, and I don't approve of what she did; Walz is the last person to throw stones at anyone else, on any issue.
Like other liberal states ruled by obese liberals, Minnesota is another Land of Fatmanistan.
Monday, March 18, 2024
MN Republican Elliot Engen dons Superman costume to save Minneapolis.
Not my Rep but WTF is wrong with MN "Republican" Elliot Engen?
KSTP: Walz urges lawmakers to take up rideshare legislation amid threats from Uber, Lyft.
[...] the Minneapolis City Council passed a new pay rate — meant to be an equivalent to the city’s minimum wage — for rideshare drivers who pick up, drop off or pass through the city. A 10-vote council majority overrode Mayor Jacob Frey’s veto.
While Lyft plans to end service only for trips that start or end in Minneapolis, Uber plans to cut options for the entire metro area, including Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.
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On Monday, House Assistant Minority Leader Rep. Elliot Engen, R-White Bear Township, filed a bill to try and preempt the Minneapolis City Council’s action.
Why try to preempt what is a city issue? Self-inflicted damage done by democrats and a guy with an R behind his name steps up to try and fix this? This isn't and shouldn't be a state issue, it should remain a city-by-city decision.
Never underestimate Republican's abilty at fucking up a Silver Platter handed to them by democrats. RINOs and Republicans do this; on local, state and federal levels. They fail to accept The Silver Platter handed to them. EFT!
Minneapolis and MN democrats dig a grave for themselves and MN RINOs leap in wanting to bail them out of a political blunder. Do you think if MN RINOs passed a bill that hurt them politically that MN democrats would step in, trying to help them? Hell No!
When democrats are digging themselves a grave, do NOTHING! Stand down, watch and let them.
I'll never vote for a MN Republican candidate again, ever. Won't be voting dem, but will happily vote for a Third Party candidate.
Maybe, if a time comes and the elected MN State RINOs number only a dozen, a new Republican brand, one that is Conservative and not UniParty, will form and emerge.
Tuesday, December 27, 2022
Mall of America shooting Update.
MSN: Charging extension granted in MOA fatal shooting: "Evidence continues to be reviewed".
Johntae Hudson, 19, succumbed to his injuries after being shot inside the Nordstrom department store on Friday.
Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges says it appears there was a physical altercation prior to the shooting. ["It appears." ??? - WTF? - DD] Videos posted on social media show shoppers hiding in stores. Some videos show shoppers running for cover after a loud bang is heard. One bystander's coat was grazed by a bullet.
The day after the shooting, police announced five people were arrested in St. Louis Park in connection to the shooting. The individuals arrested include three 17-year-old boys and two 18-year-old men. They are being held on pending charges of second-degree murder, police said.
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"We know the how, we know the where, we know the what and we know the who. We don't know the why," Hodges said. [Does "why" need to be specifically articulated when someone is shot to death? - DD]
Gov. Tim Walz said after the shooting that the violence at the mall on Friday night was "absolutely unacceptable." He said he was in touch with local officials to provide support and resources.
This is the second lockdown Mall of America has gone on this year--shots fired outside the Nike store prompted a lockdown in August. On New Year's Eve of 2021, the mall went into lockdown after two people were shot on the third level of the mall.
Walz: "absolutely unacceptable." Mmm-huh. Way to go out on a limb there, Fat Man. This, from the guy who was...allegedly...too inebriated to make rational decisions and deploy the National Guard during the 2020 Floyd riots, mayhem, looting and the destruction/arson/burning of nearly 400 properties in Minneapolis.
More - KSTP: Police: Charging deadline extended for cases stemming from fatal Mall of America shooting.
According to police, a charging extension has been granted, meaning charges from the Hennepin County Attorney’s Office will be due at 12 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 28.
The charges must also be filed against all five suspects by that time.
As previously reported, five people – including three 17-year-olds – have been arrested. They have yet to be identified by police due to their age status as minors. Two others, 18-year-olds Taeshawn Wright and Deandre Depratto, are also suspected of playing a role in Friday’s shooting.
Police believe either Wright or Depratto pulled the trigger and killed 19-year-old Raymon Hudson of St. Paul at some point during a fight involving nine people in the mall’s Nordstrom store Friday evening.
No idea why one story refers to the decedent's first name as Johntae and the other story as Raymon. There aren't many reliable news sources in the Twin Cities.
Walz is a disaster. In everything. He is a successful boozehound. At least that's the chatter from inside the Governor's Mansion. Crack open another case of PBR you obese grifter.
Is attorney Ben Crump in town? Hmmmmm...probably not since it doesn't seem the shooter(s) is/are white.
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You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see, you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me
♫ In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n, knees, knees
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Wednesday, November 9, 2022
This Arrowhead...and The Main Stage...
This Arrowhead needs to be sold. Or donated.
To Canada, Wisconsin, or Michigan. It's an area that needs to be excised like a malignant tumor.
Small square bottom: Carlton County, population 36,370
Above Carlton is St. Louis County which includes Duluth, total population 200,226
To the right of SLC is Lake County, population just shy of 11,000.
The tip is Cook County, population 5,600.
Carlton County. Very middle class, hard-working, nice area but likely suffers from multi-generational "my parents and grandparents voted democrat so I vote democrat." Scenic, rivers, forests, lakes.
St. Louis County demographics emulates Carlton County, only larger. A beautiful part of the state, great people who work hard and play hard. But deeply Blue. The City of Duluth is a Blue Shithole.
Lake County has some really high-end summer homes sitting on sprawling estates owned by generational big money democrats. They head South during the winters, the middle-income, hard-working families who by far outnumber the rich libs, stay put.
Cook County: Grand Marais is epically scenic. Eagle Mountain and other areas of great wilderness abound. Similar to Lake County, but on a smaller scale with some wealthy, liberal estates who head South during winters.
Total pop those counties: roughly 253,200. Not enough, maybe, to overcome the deeply entrenched blue vote in major MN cities - but...put that land on the auction block!
I get it that the rich libs in these counties vote the way they do. They're a bunch of Thurston Howells. Why the others stay stuck in Blue is a mystery to me.
And Clay County in western MN, no clue why they Blue.
MN's Gov. the /Liberal and Morbidly Obese Timmy Walz was reelected and both Houses are Blue unless someone finds some boxes in the trunk of a car full of ballots for Republicans.
The Main Stage Federal Election: Appears a Republican majority in the House. Nancy Pelosi loses her role as Speaker. We can all give a "Blessed Amen" to that. The Senate, last I checked, still holding at D 48 - R 49.
And how about Maricopa County, AZ?
France, population 64,634,083 can count their election ballots in 24 hours.
Maricopa County, Arizona, population 4,541,258, can't. FFS.
Not the Blue Tears Wave I'd hoped for, but, lower expectations, hope for the best and find the good outcomes. Be happy the House turned Red and Pelosi is out! That's a victory!
Phil wrapped up the entire election quite nicely. 👍
And Zack? I wonder what kind of Blue Pill he may have taken?
Please comment, curious what happened in your area and state.
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* Population figures for counties from 2020 U.S. Census and 2022 USAFacts.org and search results for population of France and Maricopa County.
Tuesday, November 8, 2022
Has Bret Baier declared the winning candidates yet?
If you haven't voted - GO VOTE ! RED ! ALL RED ! If you're not voting
RED, stay home, it's really cold out, crime is at an all time high, you
could slip and fall. Stay Safe at Home Blues. It's dangerous out there.
I stay under expectations to avoid being disappointed and allow for unexpected joy.
I really want to see Blue Tears tonight. Cascading waterfalls of Blue Tears pooling into newly formed oceans on the Earf. We'll see.
Thursday, September 8, 2022
MN "Republican" candidate Dr. Scott Jensen already backpedaling. Why not give your concession speech tomorrow, Scott?
Jensen is backpedaling his stand on abortion. Why? Because current MN Dem Gov. Timmy "Tub O Lard" Walz and the libs who worship at the Altar of Abortion are defining Jensen and he's too cowardly to stand by his (previously held) convictions.
This is Round Two of Jensen allowing his political opposition to define him. His first was conceding that he erred in what the libs inaccurately portrayed as Jensen comparing Walz to Nazi Germany.
Walz's tyrannic abusive policies during the height of Covid killed countless numbers of people in elder care, assisted living and nursing homes. Walz loved his new role of mini-Dictator. You'd think Jensen could take this issue and run with it, but no, he turns tail and downplays this after false ginned-up hyperbolic criticism.
When one allows their political opposition to define who they are and backpedal, you're losing mojo, and Jensen is.
Depending on the poll, currently Walz is leading Jensen by 4% statewide (Change Research). In the Twin Cities metro, Walz leads Jensen 50% to 36% (KSTP-TV). Jensen doesn't have a chance unless he can close the gap in the TC area.
Walz waited for a gift and Jensen gave it to him without even considering the optics. Talk about easy bait. Tub O Lard played Jensen like a fiddle.
FFS, Scott, don't you have any Spin Doctors?
Congratulate yourself Scott, you've just handed a second term to Tub O Lard.
This morbidly obese fucktard, originally from Nebraska, is going to be Minnesota's governor once again because Jensen doesn't have a spine or a pair of balls.
Sunday, August 7, 2022
MN Gov. Timmy "Tub of Lard" Walz walks away, refusing to answer a question from a constituent.
The back story on the above is at Townhall.
The "funny" part about the above video is the person asking the question is a supporter of Walz. A democrat at Farm Fest, and an orgy of liberals congratulating themselves on how they've fucked over others; others who aren't part of their incestuous liberal cabal.
Lardass Tim always has time to talk...always. And he can drone on and on and on...find any of his pressers on You Tube and he's never at a loss for words. But not this time. Nope.
LardAss Tim also brags about his service in the National Guard. Oh, yeah, he's quite the Solder. Not.
He bolted from the NG the moment he learned his unit was scheduled to be deported to Iraq.
Alpha News (Archived): Tim Walz Is Misleading The Public About His Time In Service.
[Thomas Behrends, a retired Command Sergeant Major of the Minnesota National Guard] said, “Tim Walz has embellished and selectively omitted facts and circumstances of his military career for years,” said [Behrends], a retired Command Sergeant Major of the Minnesota National Guard.
Walz, 54, joined the Army National Guard when he was 17 years old, completing 20 years of service. In 2001, just days after the 9/11 terrorist attacks, Walz re-enlisted in the Minnesota Army National Guard. He then retired in 2005 to run for Congress.
Behrends says Walz did serve a “long and honorable career,” but it is Walz’s stories surrounding his service post 9/11 that raises red flags.
The discrepancies in Walz’s story starts with how long he re-enlisted for. In 2006, as Walz was amid his first campaign for Congress, questions were raised about the timing of Walz’s retirement. Tom Hagen, a Minnesota military reservist who served in Iraq, sent a letter to the editor of The Winona Daily News questioning Walz’s sudden retirement after learning his unit would be deployed to Iraq.
“But even more disturbing is the fact that Walz quickly retired after learning that his unit —southern Minnesota’s 1-125 FA Battalion — would be sent to Iraq,” Hagen wrote. “For Tim Walz to abandon his fellow soldiers and quit when they needed experienced leadership most is disheartening. It dishonors those brave American men and women who did answer their nation’s call and who continue to serve, fight and unfortunately die in harm’s way for us.”
Read the full story at the link. Walz, like any democrat, is lying through his teeth about his "timing" and "reasons" of exiting the NG.
Minnesotans can't afford four more years of Lard Ass Tim as governor. Unfortunately, the "blue" cities and liberal institutions, along with likely thousands of questionable "ballots" will sadly re-elect this gigantic horse's ass.
Remember, out-state Minnesota...remember...to Walz, you are NOTHING but "rocks and cows."
Sunday, May 31, 2020
A list of buildings damaged and looted in Minneapolis and St. Paul.
Saturday, May 30, 2020
Minneapolis and St. Paul a little quieter tonight.
The state capitol building is lit and surrounded, manned by various mixes of law enforcement agencies. Rumors swirl about "safe-houses" sheltering numbers of rioters and anarchists, many from out of state. The major freeways connecting St. Paul and Minneapolis, and to some surrounding suburbs, are closed. The KKK is here, but there is no substantiation of this, it sounds more like Leftist disinfo and propaganda.
Live continuing coverage at: KMSP and KSTP.
Friday, May 29, 2020
MN Gov Tim Walz to hold presser soon. Pentagon puts military police on alert for trip to Minneapolis.
Minnesotans, please go home. It’s time to restore peace on our streets and in our neighborhoods. The situation has become dangerous for Minnesotans and first responders.Well, Timmy, a lot of those people out there rioting, setting fires, risking the public safety...they're not Minnesotans. I can't say how often the police scanners has been mentioning out of state vehicles involved in all the destruction, vandalism and devastation.
— Governor Tim Walz (@GovTimWalz) May 30, 2020
"Please go home." Wow. That's the best Timmy can muster? I received far sterner warnings from my 70-year old Grandma when I was a kid.
CNBC: Pentagon puts military police on alert to go to Minneapolis.
The Pentagon has taken the rare step of ordering the Army to put several active-duty U.S. military police units on the ready to deploy to Minneapolis.I'm going to sleep after hitting publish.
Soldiers from Fort Bragg in North Carolina and Fort Drum in New York have been ordered to be ready to deploy within four hours if called, according to three people with direct knowledge of the orders.
The police killing of George Floyd has sparked widespread protests.
Minneapolis and St. Paul burn. 8PM curfew ignored. Gov. Walz MIA, fails the people and state.
Minneapolis Soy Boy Mayor Jacob Frey and St. Paul Mayor Melbin Carter have both been invisible since mid-afternoon.

























