Lucira at-home test for "Does I hab TEH COOF or DA FLU" is FDA approved.

Talk about niche target-marketing to hypochondriacs and Teh Coof-obsessesed.

UPI: FDA authorizes first at-home test to detect both flu and COVID-19.

The Lucira test will be sold over-the-counter and it can detect both Influenza A and Influenza B, as well as the SARS-CoV-2 virus - the virus that causes COVID-19, FDA officials announced Friday in a news release.

The announcement marks a breakthrough as the first at-home test for flu, the Washington Post reported. Testing for the flu previously required a visit to a doctor's office or urgent care clinics.

Will a majority of people make a mad-dash, rushing to test themselves the moment they sneeze or have a runny  nose? Probably, based on the number of past, current and "I plan to take all future Coof Boosters" Jab Addicts and Mask-Karens.

Lucira. The FDA approved an at-home test from a company whose stock closed on Friday at .14 cents, whose all-time high of $37/share was two years ago and their  52W high is $5.67? Oh, yeah - full faith and trust, BAYBEE!

It might be a worth a look as a short-term buy-hold-sell when or if it hits "dollars." (This is not presented or intended in any way as financial or investment advice.*)

If I felt energetic, I'd search who the big buyers and investors of Lucira stock are the past 30-90 days. I wonder if Paul "The Hammer" Pelosi, Sr. or other spouses of politicians sank some $$$$$ into this Pharma Company?

With a 52W low of .04 cents, Lucira badly needed a Booster product. I wonder how many palms at the FDA and TPTB were greased? It'd be great if this product failed. 

* DISCLAIMER: Lucira stock assessment is purely speculative. It is NOT financial advice. Author assumes no risk, responsibility and/or liability for any financial losses. Immediately seek trained health professionals if you have the slightest inclination rolling dice with your financial risk based on anything written anywhere on this blog.

The Paul Pelosi-David DePape video is released!

Twitter Threads

Druggy Lover's Spat!

Everyone's waiting on the Paul Pelosi - Hammer body cam.

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Twitchy: Police body cam of Paul Pelosi attack to be released.

This Twitter User name.

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Nancy Pelosi's son, Paul Jr., was her "escourt" during her Asia trip.

LINK and Thread

She described her son as her "escort"? How lame! 🤣 Can only imagine the mockery from The Left had an octogenarian Republican woman referred to her adult son as her, "escort." He was there for more grifting and to help her use her walker so she doesn't faceplant when drunk.

Time for another "Florida Man" story: Florida man charged with DUI after driving scooter into Walmart shelves.

NY Post: Florida man charged with DUI after driving scooter into Walmart shelves.

Aaron Gregory, 39, was charged with a DUI after running into shelves and nearly mowing down Walmart customers in Melbourne, Florida.

Don’t drink and scoot!

A Florida man was charged with DUI for allegedly zipping around on a motorized shopping cart while wasted in a Walmart, according to police.

Aaron Gregory, 39, swerved through the store in Melbourne, ran into shelves and nearly mowed down customers on Sunday, WFTL reported, citing cops.

When police were called to the store, Gregory was allegedly hauling an open bottle of Smirnoff vodka inside a backpack in the basket of the scooter.

He had “glassy eyes,” smelled like alcohol, and refused to take a breathalyzer test, police said.

The boozehound on wheels was arrested for DUI, disorderly intoxication and possession of an open container.

I dunno, I'm suspicious. This could be a case of mistaken identity and the scooter driver may indeed have been Paul Pelosi, Sr.

Paul Pelosi, Sr., loses money selling Nvidia stock before Senate vote. GOOD!

Forbes: Pelosi Unloads Millions In Nvidia Stock At A Loss Before Senate Passes Massive Tech Subsidies.

Paul Pelosi sold 25,000 shares of Nvidia at $165.05 on Tuesday, worth $4.1 million, according to the filing.

Pelosi lost $341,365 in the transaction, according to the filing.

Have they started a Go Fund Me yet? Nancy has designer ice cream to eat and Paul, Sr., has to pay for the damage to his Porsche that he wrapped around a tree.

Paul Pelosi, besides being a drunk driver, is an exceptionally prescient stock investor.

Daily Caller: Nancy Pelosi’s Husband Buys Millions In Chip Stocks Right Before Vote On Massive Chip Subsidy.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul bought up to $5 million in stock of a computer chip company ahead of a vote on a bill next week that would hand billions in subsidies to boost chip manufacturing, a financial disclosure shows.

Paul Pelosi purchased 20,000 shares of Nvidia, one of the world’s largest semiconductor companies, on June 17, according to the speaker’s disclosure report released Thursday. Now, senators will convene as early as Tuesday to vote on a bipartisan competition bill, which allocates $52 billion to boost domestic semiconductor manufacturing and gives tax credits for production, Reuters reported Thursday.

“It certainly raises the specter that Paul Pelosi could have access to some insider legislative information,” Craig Holman, a government affairs lobbyist for the left-wing think tank Public Citizen, told the Daily Caller News Foundation. “This is the reason why there is a stock trading app that exclusively monitors Paul’s trading activity and then its followers do likewise.”

He has the Magic "D" behind his name. Nothing will happen to him.

Friday Morning Music Video

"Have A Drink On Me", by AC/DC from 1980's Back In Black.

Dedicaed to booze-hound Paul Pelosi Sr., husband of Nancy, who was arrested for DUI over the weekend.

The Sweeper of the House Nancy, the enabler, fellow boozer, liar and wife of Paul, refuses to comment on her boozer husband's arrest.

More on Boozehound Paul at Red State.

Oh, if this were the spouse of a Repub...we'd never hear the end of it from the MSM and Social Media.