President Biden's rented Secret Service vehicles burst into flames in a parking lot Monday, just one day after he left his Nantucket vacation.
The Secret Service rented five vehicles from Hertz to carry the president and his family, and all five of them caught fire in the parking lot, according to footage first obtained by the Nantucket Current.
Footage shows firefighters spraying down the smoldering remains of one vehicle's engine block. The five vehicles included a Chevy Suburban, Ford Explorer, Infiniti QX80, Ford Expedition, and a Jeep Gladiator.
The vehicles were parked at the Nantucket airport and the blaze reportedly spread to just 40 feet away from the facility's jet fuel tanks. It is currently unknown what caused the fire. Fox News reached out to the White House for information, but they did not immediately respond.
Biden will blame these fires on his usual go-to perps: Trump, Putin or Climate Change. The truth is probably these vehicles did a self-sacrifice and self-combusted to cleanse themselves of Biden Cooties.
Here's a speculative response from an anonymous message board:
Biden molested three children in Nantucket over Thanksgiving.
Then the secret service torched Biden's cards [sic] (meant "cars") to hide the DNA evidence.
You can't make this stuff up.
Start looking at missing persons reports in the Nantucket area.
November 30, 2022 UPDATE: