"The View" gals absolve Creepy Joe's inappropriate groping and sexual innuendo.

The gals on "The View" broke their spines this morning, desperately overreaching, in all attempts, of absolving Creepy Joe Biden of his inappropriate groping and sexually abusive nature towards women. Note they completely ignore his history of "touchy-feely-groping" of children.

Listen to them stretch, rationalizing Creepy Molester Joe's behavior is acceptable.

How convenient that Ana Novarro mentions Jeffrey Epstein yet none of them mention the cushy, brief prison term of teen-sexter Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner.

Man removed from Joe Biden speaking event for asking, “Why did you molest all those girls on CSPAN?”

Conservative Post: Man calls out Joe Biden for his behavior during Senate Swearing In.

Howard Caplan attended the Global Institute of Long Island University’s event featuring speaker Joe Biden and took the opportunity to call the former Vice President out regarding viral videos showing him groping young women.

“Why did you molest all those girls on CSPAN?” Caplan shouted.

He continued, “It’s all on YouTube. You know you did it, everybody’s seen it!”

In the midst of his protest security escorted Caplan out of the event as the crowd booed and shouted, “Get out of here.”

The clip:

Creepy Joe caught on HOT microphone. Did he say that?

More creepiness of Joe Biden's inappropriate behavior keeps surfacing.

Did he just say that? You be the judge:

Freakishly Creepy Joe Biden ogles young girl.

Explain this one, Mr. Biden.

Save and download, before Creepy Joe has Big Tech algorithms cleanse the internet of it.

This image appears actual, not photoshopped. While this image doesn't appear in general image searches (maybe it is being scrubbed?), I plugged it into TinEye and it's posted all over the web. Good luck, Joe, in purging the pic from the InfOrMaTIoN sUpERhIgHwAy.

And then there is the below, equally disturbing pic, (appropriated via The Federalist).

Will the media stop and drop covering The Saga of Creepy Joe now, since Handsy Joe feigned Mea Culpa? 

I mean, it's been over two months and no one - anywhere - can or will identify the people in the below medical college yearbook. 

Oh...if the people dressed wearing blackface or as the Klansman were anything but a Dem, the news cycle and social media outrage would still be kicking out high-speed 24/7 coverage.

Liberal Family Values!
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ADDED: Dated January 7, 2015, the Washington Free Beacon...Biden's boundary crossing and behavior is worse than I think people realize.

Kind of interesting how he frequently mentions, "Hope you have a big fence around the house," yet he is anti-border. We need a fence/wall and we need to keep Joe inside of it.

Joe Biden says, he "gets it."

Creepy Handsy Joe Biden says he now "gets it," that "social norms are changing." Uh - social norms of inappropriate touching and inappropriate behavior began changing over thirty years ago. What took Creepy Joe so long to "get it"?

Funny...he never mentioned if he plans on stopping swimming and walking around nude.  And skinny dipping. And walking around nude.

Joe didn't apologize or bother to explain his hands-all-over children behavior. 

Biden's attempt in explaining his behavior fails the sincerity test. Typical Liberal non-apology apology.

Blame it on the shampoo, Joe?

Another accuser of Biden inappropriate behavior steps forward; Mrs. Butterworth.

"He made me feel very uncomfortable. He had this strange look in his eyes and he reached out and began stroking my face. It happened so fast. It was more than just flirtatious. It was creepy," said a visibly upset Mrs. Butterworth.

A spokesman from Joe Biden's office, responding to Mrs. Butterworth stated that, "Mr. Biden doesn't recall this incident, but if it is suggested he did so, he will listen respectfully. But it was never his intention."

Added Biden: "I may not recall these moments the same way, and I may be surprised at what I hear. But we have arrived at an important time when women feel they can and should relate their experiences, and men should pay attention. And I will."

Biden drops presidential bid; takes job at TSA.

USA Today reports Walgreens will continue selling "mental cigarettes".

Written by Dalvin Brown, who apparently is a staff writer of Consumer Technology Reporter for USA MacPaper.

I have my share of misspellings and proofreading faults in what's published here. But this is a blog, not a (supposedly) legitimate and traditional news organization. I don't have anyone to proofread what I write, no editor(s) and I am not paid or compensated by anyone or any organization in what's written here.

Thus, I am confused, that Mr. Brown's USA MacPaper story mentions that Walgreens will continue selling "mental cigarettes".

I'm not sure what "mental cigarettes" are.

Link to USA MacPaper article.

Screenshot:

USA MacPaper story link via Liz Sheld from link at The Right Way.

Maybe "mental cigarettes" are what the Libs are smoking? That would explain a lot.

Joe Biden's Medal of Prostate Freedom.

NPR: Biden receives Medal of Freedom from Obama.

David Hogg survives Joe Biden hair inhalation.

State of The Nation: Biden would walk around the VP residence naked at night. “I mean, Stark naked… Weinstein level stuff."

Daily Mail: Joe Biden upsets female Secret Service agents by swimming naked wherever he goes.

Political Insider: Biden walks around the house naked.

The View: Whoppi, Betard, Pudgy, Hostin defend Biden.

Joe creates a "visual" and excitedly talks about a woman stripping nude and walking to the Capitol (video under the image). Note Joe flash the White Nationalist hand sign:

White Nationalist hand sign.

Full video clip here.

Page Six: Hunter Biden, Joe's son, while married, dates wife of deceased brother.

The widow of Joe Biden’s late son Beau Biden has started a romantic relationship with Beau’s brother Hunter Biden, the former vice president’s younger son.

Hallie was devastated when her husband, Beau, died after suffering from brain cancer in May 2015. But she has since struck up a romance with Beau’s brother Hunter, 47, who has separated from his wife, Kathleen. We’re told Hallie and Hunter are now officially a couple.

So, the guy who used to be the uncle to Beau's children is now, basically, their step-dad? How special.

The Bidens...It's A Family Affair.
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Fixed link to Political Insider 4/1/2019

Elephant tries to walk into a bar...

...MSN: Elephant denied entry into bar.

AG Barr should April Fool's prank Pelosi.

Nancy Pelosi's phone rings; she answers: "Hello." On the line is AG William Barr.

AG Barr: I have the full, un-redacted Mueller report ready for you.

Pelosi: Really?

Barr: Nah, April Fool's. (Hangs up phone).

Pelosi: (Ponders if he really has the full, un-redacted Mueller report ready for her. Phones Cortez, describes Barr phone call to her).

Cortez: "Who dis?"

Pelosi and Cortez look up April Fool's Day on Wikipedia. Both of them, still confused and perplexed, consult their staffers. Staffers spend hours explaining and diagramming Barr's call to Pelosi.

Hours, days, weeks, months later...

Groper Joe Biden; Lucy Flores is not alone.

Vanity Fair: Joe Biden Faces an Overdue #MeToo Question.

Lucy Flores:

"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, 'I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual fuck? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?'  He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head."

The SOP: Lucy Flores only one instance of numerous Gropin' Joe incidents.

The Stream: Joe Biden's disturbing history of groping.

Amanda Terkel, writing in Huffington Post, described another incident. “The teenage daughter of Sen. Chris Coons (D-Del.), for example, visibly cringed and pulled away when Biden whispered in her ear and kissed her on the head.”

Political Insider: 10 Images and Instances of Gropin' Joe Biden.

Daily Mail: Gropin' Joe handsy with White House Reporter.

Image below from Facebook: Joe Biden Groper and Pervert.

Time: "Biden being Biden" should not be tolerated.

One of the more awkward moments from the Joe Biden inappropriate behavior reel is his whispering, grabbing, and ultimately trying to kiss Delaware Senator Chris Coon’ daughter Maggie. She is 13.
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NBC’s Capitol Hill Correspondent Kelly O’Donnell joshed Biden was “multi-tasking” when he had his arm wrapped around a teenager while swearing in her mother, Senator Joni Ernst. Biden also told the teen “I hope mom has a big fence around your house.” Today co-host Matt Lauer wise-cracked that this was Biden’s way of “welcoming” the families of the new Senate class. Even PBS found “Biden being Biden” just so adorable.

...As adorable as a pedophile.

BBC Director General whines over label "mainstream" and why Teh News not trusted.

No one wants to play in The Empty Sandbox belonging to the whiney-assed kid.

RT: BBC director whines over label "mainstream".

A speech given by the head of the BBC pouting over the "abusive" term "mainstream media" misses the point entirely, media analyst Lionel told RT.
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Rather than complain about "people of all political persuasions" pointing out the system's flaws, he said, BBC director general Tony Hall and others like him would do well to look in the mirror to understand how "traditional journalism" came to be seen as "part of the problem rather than the solution."

So then, it's still safe drinking gasoline?

Image: Empire News

KMSP FOX 9: Legislation considered warning of addictive social media.

State Sen. Roger Chamberlain's, [R-Lino Lakes...]
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...bill would force social media companies to post a warning whenever users access their accounts. The message would tell users that social media is addictive and that excessive use “may lead to mental health disorders, reduced productivity, lack of sleep, and social alienation.”

I'd write some commentary about our societal obsession with "Warnings About Everything" but I have to check my other accounts on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, SnapChat, Weibo, Reddit, 4Chan, 7Chan, 8Chan, 9Chan, PasteBin, Gab, Foursquare, Skype, Spotify, Pinterest, Badoo, Nextdoor, Xanga, Quora, Word Press, Vimeo, You Tube, Yelp, STEEM and...uh...I'm forgetting one.

Brexit Breakfast Sausage. May wants fourth chance at bat. Brexiting is Hard To Do.

Brexit Breakfast Sausage keeps on grinding...

Legislation Sausage-making

CNN: Brexit protests bring London gridlock.

News Times: Theresa May's third Brexit attempt voted down.

Daily Mail: Theresa May seeks fourth time at bat. I guess, the third time is no longer a charm? 

Express: Canada warns tourists of Brexit protest violence.

The Mirror: Sky News reporter caught on tape saying "Bollucks" on-air.

Glamour Magazine: Londonistan Mayor Sadiq Khan pens Op/Ed in defense of womens' rights and Brexit deal-no deal.

Yeah...whole lotta UK'ers feeling like this.

Six people who can reach a better consensus and plan

than 99.9% of any group of politicians on the planet.

Brexiting is hard to do.

NATIONAL VIETNAM WAR VETERANS DAY – March 29

National Day Calendar: National Vietnam War Veterans Day

From The Wall USA:

"If you are able, save for them a place inside of you and save one backward glance when you are leaving for the places they can no longer go.

     Be not ashamed to say you loved them, though you may or may not have always. Take what they have taught you with their dying and keep it with your own.

     And in that time when men decide and feel safe to call the war insane, take one moment to embrace those gentle heroes you left behind."

Major Michael Davis O'Donnell
1 January 1970
Dak To, Vietnam
Listed as KIA February 7, 1978

Video: PennLive

U.S. Department of Defense: DOD and VA to Commemorate National Vietnam War Veterans Day, 2nd Anniversary:

The Department of Defense today announced it will conduct a wreath laying ceremony with the Department of Veterans Affairs at The Vietnam War Memorial March 29, 2019. On March 28, 2017, President Trump signed into law The Vietnam War Veterans Recognition Act of 2017, establishing The National Vietnam War Veterans Day that will, henceforth, be celebrated each year on March 29.

This is the second anniversary of that special day. DOD will also support over 1,600 events in many states across the nation to recognize, honor and thank U.S. Vietnam veterans and their families for their service and sacrifices.

The Wall USA Photo Gallery and Photo Gallery Annex.

The Vietnam Veterans Memorial Fund - Founders of The Wall.

More Links.

Wisconsin has another sole Powerball winner.

I'm going to have to start taking a short trip to Wisconsin when buying future lottery tickets. What is it about WI that they seem to have so many BIG $$$$ lotto winners?

WSAU: One ticket sold in Wisconsin matches all Powerball numbers.

NEW BERLIN, WI (WTAQ) - A single ticket sold in Wisconsin matched all six numbers in the Powerball drawing to win the third-largest jackpot in U.S. lottery history.

According to the Wisconsin Lottery website, the winning ticket was sold in New Berlin.

A statement on the Powerball website says that due to strong ticket sales, the jackpot climbed to an estimated $768.4 million at the time of the drawing with a cash option of $477 million.

Tech News

AI:

TechTalks: In which direction is AI headed?

...we’ve reached a point where artificial intelligence algorithms can solve very complicated problems, and in many cases with speed and accuracy that is far superior to those of humans. But whether contemporary AI works likes the human mind is up for debate.

TechSpot: AI coming soon to a McDonald's drive thru near you.

McDonald’s will put its newfound technology to work in the drive thru. Working in conjunction with the company’s digital menus, Dynamic Yield technology will account for factors like weather, time of day, current restaurant traffic and trending menu items to display items that customers are more likely to purchase.
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McDonald’s CEO Steve Easterbrook said they have a really straightforward business. “People only come to us if they want something to eat, or something to drink. We’re not in the business of using technology to try to change people’s lives.”

McDonald's predictive menu ordering=here. Change people's lives? They'll get there sooner rather than later.

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EU Articles 11 and 13 Copyright Reform:

Beta News: EU approves copyright reform despite massive opposition.

Known respectively as the "link tax" and the "upload filter", these two clauses have generated a great deal of interest from internet users and the technology industry alike. In particular, article 13 has proved especially controversial, holding websites responsible for material uploaded without a licence [sic] [.]

ZD Net: Social media platforms affected by new EU copyright regulations.

The European Parliament said the directive aims to ensure that copyright law also applies to the internet. It added that YouTube, Facebook and Google News are some of the internet household names that will be "most directly affected" by this legislation.

TechDirt: MEP's say mistaken in their vote on Articles 11 and 13. EU replies, "pound sand.".

...the key vote was whether to allow amendments that could have deleted those two articles. That vote failed by just five votes, 317 to 312. Unfortunately, soon after the vote was finalized, a few of the MEPs who voted against the plan for amendments -- Peter Lundgren and Kristina Winberg -- said they voted incorrectly and meant to vote for the amendments in order to get rid of Articles 11 and 13. Apparently, someone changed the vote order which threw them off[.]

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Dark Reading: Russia regularly spoofs regional GPS.

A large-scale analysis of global positioning data has discovered widespread Russian spoofing over the past three years of the global navigation satellite system (GNSS) used by ships and autonomous vehicle systems to find their positions and safely chart courses, according to a new report.

The report — published by the Center for Advanced Defense (C4ADS), a nonprofit intelligence firm focused on worldwide security issues — found that at least 9,883 instances of spoofing occurred near sensitive areas in Russia and Crimea and during times when high-ranking officials, such as President Vladamir Putin, were present.

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Ars Technia: Microsoft discover Huawei driver that opened systems to attacks.

...it wasn't malware that was injecting and running code in a user process; it was a Huawei-written driver. Huawei's driver was supposed to act as a kind of watchdog: it monitored a regular user mode service that's part of the PCManager software, and if that service should crash or stop running, the driver would restart it. To perform that restart, the driver injected code into a privileged Windows process and then ran that code using an APC—a technique lifted straight from malware.

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Technocracy: Sweden expected to force banks to handle cash transactions.

Technocrats pushing for a cashless society are seriously conflicted as its flagship experiment in Sweden is coming unravelled. The people in Sweden have spoken, and cash stays. ⁃ TN Editor

Sweden will likely push through a proposal to force banks to keep offering cash to customers who require it as the Nordic nation grapples with how to balance the rapid transformation into a cashless society.

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Security Week: Ransomware hits aluminum giant Norsk Hydro.

Norwegian metals and energy giant Norsk Hydro, one of the world’s biggest aluminum producers, has been hit by a ransomware attack that has impacted operations, forcing the company to resort to manual processes.

In a press conference on Tuesday, Norsk Hydro representatives revealed that the attack, which they described as extensive, started on Monday at around midnight, Norway time, when the company’s security team noticed some unusual activity on its global network. They said the ransomware is designed to encrypt files, but they have yet to determine exactly which malware family it belongs to.

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C|Net: Twitter birthday prank will lockout your account.

The hoax, which appears to have begun making the rounds on Monday, promises to make users' feeds more "colourful" if they change the birth year in their profile to 2007. An early tweet on the trick has been retweeted more than 13,000 times[.]

Speeding car hits teen who flips four somersaults. Driver doesn't stop.

Daily Record: Teen left for dead. 

Ibrahim Ahmed, 14, was crossing the road when Mohammed Hussain, 20, struck him at 59mph in a 20mph zone.
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Ibrahim survived broken bones, organ damage and internal bleeding.
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Ibrahim can be seen on CCTV spotting Hussain coming towards him. He starts to run but is hit and thrown into the air.

Hussain, of Southampton Gardens, Luton, admitted causing serious injury by dangerous driving and was jailed for 16 months at Luton Crown Court.

Metro: Teen somersaults four times after hit by speeding driver.

Schumer finds time to kvetch over sliced bagels.

Cluck Schumer kvetching over sliced bagels. Daily Mail:

When isn't Honker Nose bitching about something?

Here's how St. Louis should reply to Cluck.

Meeester AIPAC doesn't like bread-sliced bagels? Well, then he can go back to eating donuts with his Russian ass-master.

 Schumer and Putin in 2003 celebrating the opening of RUSSIA'S first gas station in New York.

Jake Patterson - I hope he spends as little time as possible inside a jail cell.

ABC 6: "Bye,Jayme"; Jake Patterson pleads guilty:

Jake Patterson, the man who abducted 13-year-old Jayme Closs and held her captive until she escaped months later, pleaded guilty in an emotional court appearance on Wednesday.

"Bye, Jayme," Patterson said, before he was led away.

Patterson, 21, shot and killed Closs' parents on Oct. 15 and kidnapped the 13-year-old from her home in rural Barron, Wisconsin.

As he pleaded guilty to two counts of first-degree intentional homicide and one count of kidnapping, Patterson appeared emotional, with his voice cracking at times.

WTVR: Jake Patterson pleads guilty to intentional homicide and kidnapping.

[Patterson] wept as he entered a plea to each count, with his lawyer leaning over to comfort him. Patterson tapped his foot nervously and, at times, his manacles rattled as he moved.

Jake Patterson

I hope this sniveling, cowardly piece of shit spends as little time in a jail cell as possible. It's too bad Wisconsin doesn't have the death penalty. But I'm sure there's plenty of inmates with a shiv who'll help Patterson into the afterlife.

Patterson needs someone like Vern Schillinger to go all-out "Oz" on him. No mercy.

Why does anyone believe "outrage" from Chicago DEM Mayor Rahm Emanuel and PD Superintendent Eddie Johnson?

I stopped listening to talk radio over ten years ago. The main reason being that no matter which Conservative talker was talking, it was the same stuff, every day, restated and regurgitated slightly different every day. Day after day after day.

I tuned in to talk radio yesterday and today, wanting to hear reactions to the Mueller Report and the Jussie Smollett story.

Not going to reference any names, but you can guess the two, main Conservative talkers I'm referring to.

Yesterday, both hosts expressed their anger over the Mueller Report, talking at great length over how much time and money was wasted by the Mueller investigation. Well, both of you gentlemen are somewhat intelligent, you knew this was coming. Why are you angry? Both hosts claim to have such keen insight into how the Liberal Mind works, yet, both expressed varying degrees of pissed-off-ed-ness.

Yesterday, one of the hosts was all bent out of shape saying there is no reason to "thank Mueller" for his report's conclusion of no Russian-Trump collusion. Who is thanking Mueller? I haven't read a single site, a single blog or any writer anywhere who is "thanking Mueller".

Today, these same talkers gave ample time in discussing that "even Rahm Emanuel and PD Superintendent Eddie Johnson are upset" over the charges dropped against Jussie Smollett.

You guys are joking, right? Or did you forget that the Smollett hoax happened in Chicago, the Liberal Grift Capital of the World?

Chicago Mayor and lifelong Liberal operative Rahm Emanual "lashes out" at the prosecutors for dropping charges against Jussie Smollett. These two conservative radio takers believe Rahm is really upset over this?

We're asked to believe that Liberal Godfather Emanuel was not aware of what would happen today regarding Smollett? Are you kidding me?

Here's what happened. Emanuel, and to a lesser degree PD Superintendent Johnson, gave performances worthy of Best Supporting Actors in a Hate Attack Hoax.

If you really believe that Rahm is, or was, surprised and angered by the charges against Smollett being dropped, you have played right into the hand of the Liberal Narrative. Chicago PD's Mr. Johnson...of course he had to be in step with The Rahm Narrative for his job and to play his role in protecting the illusion that Chicago law enforcement holds any degree of legitimacy.

You've been Pwned by The Liberal Narrative and fell for it hook, line and sinker.

And the Oscar goes to, Rahm Emanuel, for best acting in feigning outrage over a hoax. And Mr. Johnson, he did his best in a supporting role.

Seriously, you believe this guy?

All charges against Jussie Smollett dropped.

In today's WTF Moment, Chicago Tribune: Cook County drops all charges against Jussie Smollett.

In a stunning move, Cook County prosecutors on Tuesday dropped all charges against "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett on disorderly conduct charges for allegedly staging a phony attack and claiming he was the victim of a hate crime.

“We believe this outcome is a just disposition and appropriate resolution to this case,” a prosecutor said in court in announcing the dismissal of all 16 counts.
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“Jussie is relieved to have this situation behind him and is very much looking forward to getting back to focusing on his family, friends and career," [said Judge Steven Watkins].

CBS Chicago: Judge seals the case.

    Judge granted a motion to seal the case. @cbschicago

    — Charlie De Mar (@CharlieDeMar) March 26, 2019

 Charlie De Mar Twitter

Because Matthew Yglesias and Damon Linker are so prescient and smarter than the rest of us.

On rare occasions I link to a LiberTard site or writer. Usually it's to mock them. It's especially fun linking to them when their past words of wisdom prove to be so...pathetically partisan and so dreadfully wrong.

VOX: Underrated and overrated 2020 Dem presidential candidates (from September 14, 2018 by Matthew Yglesias and others).

BIG SWING and a MISS by Mr. Yglegiggleasissyus. Matt continues, from the above link: 

Avenatti, by contrast, has:

    Publicly said he’s exploring a run for president.
    Formed a PAC to donate to Democratic candidates in 2018, a common first move of presidential contenders.
    Visited Iowa in August for the Democratic “Wing Ding dinner” fundraiser, alongside declared presidential candidates Rep. John Delaney (D-MD) and entrepreneur Andrew Yang.
    Visited New Hampshire that month for a Democratic picnic, where the state party chair enthusiastically introduced him.
    Also visited Florida and Ohio and Pennsylvania, where he met with Democratic officials and tried to schmooze Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH), another potential contender who called Avenatti a “phenomenal guy.”
    Decided to put his campaign headquarters in St. Louis to make it easier for him to flip Missouri blue.
    Released a platform document laying out an agenda he’d run on.

He is really, truly, honest-to-God running for president. And I think he could win.

Matt, Matt, Matt...of which are you more proud: your narrow biased political view or your ability in arrogantly bestowing admirable and altruistic accolades on people who fool no one other than you?

Ooooooooooooh, "and I think he could win." [Insert audio of prepubescent girls'-sleepover squealing, both hands raised and waving around like...well, like litle girls do.]

NY Post: Avenatti can't find lawyers to represent him on extortion charges.  Oh, teh Schadenfreude, so delicious, so satisfying.

My same question posed to Matt (bias and/or arrogancy) applies to Damon Linker at The Week, writing on September 1, 2016: Donald Trump is poised to lose in the biggest landslide in modern American history:

Trump isn't merely going to lose. He's going to lose in the biggest popular vote landslide in modern presidential history.
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Trump may well end up being the most unpopular candidate from a major party since before the New Deal.
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Trump, by contrast, is going to sink.
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The most credulous members of the Trump fan club will show up to cast ballots for him no matter what he says and does. But the rest? An awful lot of them are likely to stay home out of simple self-respect. Precisely how many do so is what will make the difference between a loss and a historic wipeout.

How'd that landslide/"wipeout" end up, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamon?

Hey guys, what's it like - how does it taste - eating words of ass?

Amazing...The craniotomy sutures, tension wire and screws can't be seen.

Last week I heard a short audio clip of this on Glenn Beck's program. I wasn't sure what Beck was discussing or what the audio clip represented. Earlier today, I found the video clip at @RealJamesWoods Twitter.

Note the deranged, zombie-like look in eyes of the woman on the left (after you stop staring at her tits...)

I hope these two took their own advice and did not procreate. "That's true...that's so true." 

In an unconfirmed news report:  Two unidentified brains in jars mysteriously appeared out of nowhere on a shelf in a science lab. Authorities advise they are not interested in seeking the previous owners and there is no need for the public to be alarmed or concerned. "That's true...that's so true."

Stephen ColBERT starts GoFundMe page citing need for mouthwash.

RCP: ColBERT, "we're not broadcasting now so...".

Hit the link. Watch the video clip. Watch ColBERT perform a sissy (definition #2) dance.

Melting Greenland glacier is growning again.

TVNZ: Once melting glacier is now growing.

A major Greenland glacier that was one of the fastest shrinking ice and snow masses on Earth is growing again, a new NASA study finds.

The Jakobshavn glacier around 2012 was retreating about 3 kilometres and thinning nearly 40 metres annually.

But it started growing again at about the same rate in the past two years, according to a study in  Nature Geoscience. Study authors and outside scientists think this is temporary.

Temporary. As in it might freeze and grow for a while, and then some time later melt, and then re-freeze again? As in, climate changes? As in, the temperature and weather tomorrow will not be exactly the same as today or as yesterday? Weather fluctuates? No, it can't be. 

The glacier is not unlike the ice cubes in my rums and cokes. The cubes melt...for a while...and then get replenished. Science is amazing. Go figure.

That was a lovely Lamborghini you had.

9 News: Driver Huracan Performante totals $400,000 Lambo.

Lamborghini written-off after ploughing [sic] into a wall by showboating driver[.]

The driver of the Huracan Performante was revving the engine before he took off speeding down the road – the vehicle can reach speeds of 321km/h.
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“Visibility was good but the road was dusty — that might be why he lost control. It’s fortunate no one was hurt.

“I can’t imagine them being able to repair the car.” Another witness said the driver was visibly shaken from the crash.

“I’m pretty sure he was crying when he got out. It was easily a write-off.”

Go and buy another Huracan, and avoid showboating. Idiot.

Anyone know what happened to Christian Mercenary?

I enjoyed Christian Mercenary blog so much. Anyone know what happened?

Barbra Streisand tweets hollow apology on her Michael Jackson "blame the victim/parent" comments.

At The Nose's Twitter:

What she previously said:

“[Michael Jackson's] sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever DNA he has," [Barbra] Streisand told The Times. “
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"[ I guess I blame the parents ]."
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Dan Reed, the director of “Leaving Neverland,” seemed shocked at Streisand’s comments. “'It didn’t kill them” @BarbraStreisand did you really say that?!,'” Reed tweeted Friday.

Others were equally outraged.

She's not "profoundly sorry." She knew exactly what she was saying. Her words were not uncarefully chosen. This all about her and her benjamins.

A sincere and consoling message to all whining Libs who are so unhappy the Mueller Report clears Trump.

To all whining Libs who are apoplectic over the Mueller Report clearing President Donald Trump over the 2016 election-Russia "collusion":  I feel your pain and I have compassion for each and every one of you.

It's Monday again.

I've never done a "It's Monday" post that are so popular at so many sites and blogs. They're all pretty funny. But doing regular and consistent updates like that - it's more effort than I have in me.I tip my hat to those who do these updates on a regular basis.

So - a Happy Monday, for the first, and likely only, time...

The Vault of Horror: "High Anxiety", Mel Brooks' Hitchcock Spoof:

But my personal favorite spoof scene has always been the death of Dr. Wentworth, played by Dick Van Patten. A takeoff on a scene from Hitch's last film, Family Plot--released the year before--it features Van Patten struggling to escape from a car while the world's most annoying rock song blares over the car stereo, until his eardrums explode. This ludicrous scene always cracks me up the most, and best of all, Brooks actually composed the rock song! ("If you love me baby, tell me LOUD! LOUD!")

Mel Brooks: "[Van Patten] had a talent for that rarest of gifts—satire."

Happy Monday.

Medical update on The Mueller Report

No Collusion. Happy No Collusion Day!

Daily Mail: Mueller Report: No Trump-Russian collusion.

Newsweek: Happy 'No Collusion' Day at Trump Tower NYC.

Irish nicely sums up the message to LefTards

Libs will get nothing - and like it!

White People Caused Cyclone Idai ?????

Pindula News: White People Caused Cyclone Idai- BLF.

Black First Land First (BLF) said in a statement on Friday that Tropical Cyclone Idai  is not a natural disaster but a direct consequence of the white, Western system of ecological assault for profits.

BLF called on the African Union (AU) to demand reparations and relief from the European Union (EU) and the US for Cyclone Idai. Part of the statement reads:

    Those who pollute and destroy our ecosystems must pay ecological reparations to those who suffer as a consequence of their irresponsible actions. It’s no longer speculation – even the white man’s own science corroborates what we blacks know: Africa is paying a heavy price for the actions of the white world. The West pollutes and the West must pay. Part of driving their conspiracy of recolonisation [sic] is to profit from disasters. The West has no incentive to stop destroying our planet. The West knows only one value and that is to make profits. If the West is not stopped soon, then we should prepare for the extinction of our species.

    #CycloneIdai was created by whites and therefore the West must pay
    https://t.co/8rHxMsd0RS pic.twitter.com/jdx8FdIORq

    — Black First Land First (BLF) (@BLF_SouthAfrica) March 22, 2019

News 24 (at the link, scroll down the pop-up "support" page, click "I choose not to support News 24" and the article will appear):  White people caused cyclone Idai.

BLF called on the African Union (AU) to demand reparations and relief from the European Union (EU) and the US for Cyclone Idai.

"Africa is tired of carrying the burden of the destructive behaviour of the global white system of power and consumption," the statement read.

On Friday, BBC reported that rescue workers were continuing the search for survivors of Cyclone Idai, which destroyed towns and villages in its path.

"Hundreds of people have been killed and hundreds of thousands more have been affected by what the UN says could be 'one of the worst weather-related disasters ever to hit the southern hemisphere'," its report stated.

    #CycloneIdai was created by whites and therefore the West must pay https://t.co/8rHxMsd0RS pic.twitter.com/jdx8FdIORq
    — Black First Land First (BLF) (@BLF_SouthAfrica) March 22, 2019

Yes, because as we all know, Western Civilization is populated only by white people. Africa would be a conflict-free continent, if it weren't for white people.

All of these countries, living in total Kumbaya and harmony, for centuries. But along came the "whites".

History Guy: Current Wars of Africa.

Barbra Streisand celebrates 26-year friendship with murderess Madeleine Albright.

BarbAra Joan GINORMOUS NOSE celebrates her 26-year friendship with murderess Madeleine Albright.

Sputnik News: Albright's racism toward Czechs.

In 2012, during a book signing at a Prague bookstore, Czech activists confronted the former secretary of state over the Kosovo War, to which an agitated Albright shouted "Disgusting Serbs, get out!"

Sign of The Times: Where Albright goes, death and genocide follow.

There awaits such a special place in hell for Albright Uh, not that I'm passing judgment. But if I were...

As Expected, Liberal Heads are Exploding over The Mueller Report.

Grabien News: Full Chris Matthews... unhinged.

You Tube: Dutch Maddow - Adam Schiff.

You Tube: (reference) Dutch Leonard.

How long will it take before the Libs once again hate Mueller?

What the Libs so delusionally and desperately want to be true...but isn't there.

SF Gate: "We're going to subpoena" Robert Mueller.

Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) told Bill Maher that the House Intelligence Committee will subpoena special counsel Robert Mueller to testify before Congress and present the findings of his report.

Hours after Mueller submitted his report to Attorney General William Barr, Swalwell said during an appearance on Maher's show Real Time that "we're going to subpoena" Robert Mueller.
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"Yeah, we're going to subpoena him and Adam Schiff announced that earlier," Swalwell replied.

"You'll subpoena Mueller?"

"Yep."

Mother Jones: Adam Schiff prepared to subpoena Mueller’s Evidence.

"[The Departmet of Justice] should cooperate willingly, but if it doesn’t, we will have to subpoena the evidence, subpoena Mueller or others,” Schiff told CNN.

RT: U.S. MSM in panic attack after failure of Mueller investigation indicts Trump.

The news dealt a devastating blow to the sensational prophesies of journalists, analysts and entire news networks, who for nearly two years reported ad nauseam [sic] that President Donald Trump and his inner circle were just days away from being carted off to prison for conspiring with the Kremlin to interfere in the 2016 presidential election.

Because watching Liberals' heads explode is so damn satisfying and enjoyable!

From the film "Scanners"

Barbra Streisand; a case of not keeping her mouth shut and letting people wonder if she's stupid (like most of us didn't already know), to saying and writing something, confirming she is clueless. And stupid.

NY Daily News: When she's not busy defending child abusers...

“His sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever DNA he has," [Barbra] Streisand told The Times. “
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"[ I guess I blame the parents ]." (WTF! - D.D.)
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Dan Reed, the director of “Leaving Neverland,” seemed shocked at Streisand’s comments. “'It didn’t kill them” @BarbraStreisand did you really say that?!,'” Reed tweeted Friday.

Others were equally outraged.

 ...we know she hasn't taken time reading The Constitution:

We'll see if her comments regarding Michael Jackson and blaming the victims of abuse has SNL ban this skit from rebroadcast and her music banned by radio stations.

Friday Morning Music Video

Bernie Sanders Wants to Confiscate our guns.

And other knee-jerk reactions to the New Zealand mosque shooting because knee-jerk reactions are always the wisest reaction:

Townhall: Bernie Sanders "more gun laws; go after the NRA."

[Following New Zealand's ban on all military-style semi-automatic weapons] Democrat presidential candidate and socialist Bernie Sanders endorsed the move right away and said it needs to happen in the United States. He wants to strip Americans of their Second Amendment rights overnight.

The Independent: Sanders, "This is what real action looks like."

“This is what real action to stop gun violence looks like,” [said Sanders]  on Twitter. “We must follow New Zealand’s lead, take on the NRA and ban the sale and distribution of assault weapons in the United States.”

Conservative Review: NZ's knee-jerk gun ban is EXACTLY why we have the Second Amendment.

That’s just one thing that’s so great about having a Constitution that’s hard to change by design and has language specifically protecting the right to keep and bear arms. Every human being is born with the intrinsic right to defend themselves. Period. Our Founders knew this and wisely put a backstop in place that keeps reactionary impulses from trampling over that right.

Washington Examiner: Democrat's celebrating New Zealand gun ban exposes the Left's authoritarian impulses.

Democrats cheered the actions of the government of New Zealand. Even as liberals often insist that nobody is talking about taking away guns, many applauded the decision of a government to quickly confiscate weapons from law-abiding citizens without any debate or legal arguments.

Breitbart: Bernie Sanders calls for NZ style gun ban in U.S. 

...the DOJ released a study showing handguns are the weapons of choice for criminals. The study looked at roughly 300,000 federal and state inmates, finding that 18 percent of them used handguns in the commission of their crimes while 1.4 percent used rifles of any kind. The percentage of “assault weapons” used would have necessarily been even lower than 1.4.

But Sanders and other Democrats want to ban commonly-owned semiautomatic rifles under the guise of keeping us safe.

The Guardian via MSN by Lois Beckett:  25 years of inaction in U.S. gun laws. (Lois be smokin' some potent nugs):

In the US, where conservative politicians have blocked even moderate gun control for 25 years, New Zealand’s swift action was greeted as a powerful inspiration – and a reminder of how far behind the country is.

Freedom Outpost: 50 Years of Federal Gun Tyranny.

One of the biggest infringements upon the rights of the people regarding arms is the 1968 Gun Control Act.  It's been fifty years since that unconstitutional piece of legislation was foisted upon the American people and we are still under its tyranny.

ATF: A 243-page pdf of U.S. Federal Firearms Regulations; (2005 edition).

Sanders/Gun Confiscation HT: Blazing Cat Fur

The View Daytime Emmy nominations for "Makeup, Hairstyling".

Clearly, there's a slacker employed in the makeup/hairstyling department regarding one member of "The View".

Alexandria Ocasio-Kotex

Twitter: Alexandria Ocasio-Kotex

Newsweek: Kotex whines about her last name-names name.

In an earlier post, Ocasio-Cortez mocked media pundits for being “outraged” that people of color pronounce their own names correctly.

“‘How dare they refuse to say their name in a wrong accent & not mangle their own family name so that I can feel more comfortable instead of look inside myself & examine why something as small as *a person’s name* makes me uncomfortable in the first place?? This is an outrage!’” she wrote.

Speaking of outrage...Business Insider: New Yorkers blame "Villian" Cortez for killing Amazon jobs.

A poll of registered voters in New York found that more than a third blamed Rep. Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez for Amazon's cancellation of its plans to build a second headquarters in the Long Island City neighborhood of Queens.
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Ocasio-Cortez ... celebrated when Amazon announced it was pulling out of New York.