Schumer finds time to kvetch over sliced bagels.

Cluck Schumer kvetching over sliced bagels. Daily Mail:

When isn't Honker Nose bitching about something?

Here's how St. Louis should reply to Cluck.

Meeester AIPAC doesn't like bread-sliced bagels? Well, then he can go back to eating donuts with his Russian ass-master.

 Schumer and Putin in 2003 celebrating the opening of RUSSIA'S first gas station in New York.