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Sunday, April 7, 2019

Bartender Cortez seeks thicker skin. Can't take any criticism.


NY Post: Cortez lashes out at Amazon and Cuomo.
The Amazon killers are still on the attack.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-Queens/Bronx) and her partner in job-slaying crime, state Sen. Michael Gianaris (D-Queens), lashed out at Gov. Andrew Cuomo and the Internet giant Saturday, as the two Amazon opponents held a joint constituent event in Woodside.
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Cuomo, who said Sunday that the Amazon fiasco has wrecked the state’s ability to attract new businesses, “should look in the mirror,” Gianaris charged.
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...several of the constituents who waited for up to two hours to land a five-minute meeting Saturday with the lefty lawmakers were there to sound off about losing out on the 25,000 jobs that Amazon had promised.

I felt like people should have gotten the jobs,” said Susie Scaretta-Enright of Woodside. “There are people that are struggling.”
NY Daily NewsCortez overly-sensitive over her faux accent.
[Cortez]  also spoke of critics who accused her of adopting a faux Bronx accent when she spoke Friday at Al Sharpton’s National Action Network convention.

“It’s so crazy to at once mock someone for being from a working class background, for being a bartender, for shaming me for where I was born and where I’m from and on the other hand, when I lean into my identity and who I am and all of that, people are saying that’s not true either,” said Ocasio-Cortez.

Photoshopping an image of a fake (?) photoshop makes it true. It does!

Saturday, November 30, 2019

Cortez NEVER wants to hear the words "Free Stuff" again. EVER!!!!!!!!! Well...FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF!


Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's promise to boost federal funding for social programs should not be considered "free stuff," because they are in fact "public goods," the New York Democrat said in a Monday tweet.

Ocasio-Cortez, who earlier in the day led a Green New Deal town hall about public housing in the Bronx, said she's tired of being accused of essentially bribing voters with financial handouts.

"Public education, libraries, & infrastructure policies (which we‘ve had before in America and elsewhere in the world!) are not 'free stuff,'" she tweeted.

"They are PUBLIC GOODS. And they are worth investing in, protecting, & advancing for all society and future generations. Sincerely, NY-14."

Ocasio-Cortez, who has endorsed Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., in the 2020 race, also said she never wants to hear the term "free stuff" uttered ever again in a political context.







Maybe we have something here. Peaceful, protesting crowds showing up at any Cortez event drowning out whatever she's saying by shouting, "FREE STUFF". I like the idea because FREE SPEECH is a PUBIC GOOD.

I haven't checked The Bartender's Twitter account, but it sure would be an appropriate exercise of the First Amendment to flood it with FREE STUFF memes.

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Hypersensitive Cortez feelings hurt over cardboard cut-out that looks like her. The Horror! The Horror!

Image: Instagram/Facebook
But did they know it was cardboard?

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went on the warpath Tuesday over a picture of some Mitch McConnell-supporting high-schoolers groping and mock-choking a cardboard cutout of her — but the Senate majority leader and his supporters said her complaints were paper-thin.

The Kentucky senator’s spokesman pointed out that then-President Barack Obama’s staffers did the same thing to a Hillary Clinton cutout 11 years ago, while others just thought the whole debate was yet another example of today’s ­hypersensitivity.
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“Hey @senatemajldr – these young men look like they work for you,” [Cortez] tweeted Monday night. “Just wanted to clarify: are you paying for young men to practice groping & choking members of Congress w/ your payroll…or is this just the standard culture of #TeamMitch?”

McConnell’s campaign manager, Kevin Golden, shot back Tuesday, defending the majority leader and noting the Obama-staff similarities.
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Ocasio-Cortez wouldn’t let the issue drop Tuesday, as she put out a tweet implying that McConnell’s camp is condoning the stunt.
And hands near the neck of a cardboard cut-out is not "choking".


Have some Tissues, Princess...

Triple-Ply for maximum weep absorption.

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Mini AOC deletes her social media accounts after her family were reportedly doxxed and sent death threats from supporters of Ocasio-Cortez.


Nine-year-old Ava Martinez, the girl behind the highly popular Mini AOC Twitter parody account based on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has deleted her social media accounts after her family were reportedly doxed and sent death threats from supporters of Ocasio-Cortez.
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An account that reportedly belongs to Martinez’ stepfather, Salvatore Schachter, also released a statement on the matter confirming Posobiec’s reporting and saying that there will be no more Mini AOC content because of safety concerns.
At Ryan Saavedra: Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson (FL) says that people who are “making fun of members of Congress” online “should be prosecuted”.


More at InfoWars.

One of the last Mini-AOC parodies that Triggered Cortez Commies:

Thursday, July 11, 2019

Pelosi "Doesn't Do Regrets," after Cortez implies she's a Racist.


Democratic Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts, or “The Squad,” voted against a bill that aimed to provide emergency funding at the border. Pelosi told the NYT Saturday the four newer members “have their public whatever and their Twitter world,” but “they’re four people and that’s how many votes they got.”

Pelosi stood by her comments Wednesday, saying she doesn’t “do” regrets.

“I have no regrets about anything,” Pelosi told reporters after being asked if she was worried about her remarks dividing Democrats, The Washington Post reported. “Regrets is not what I do.”
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) accused Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) of racism on Wednesday, telling the Washington Post that Pelosi was guilty of “the explicit singling out of newly elected women of color.”
Liberal Cannibalism! Gotta love it!

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Alexandria Ocasio-Kotex



In an earlier post, Ocasio-Cortez mocked media pundits for being “outraged” that people of color pronounce their own names correctly.

“‘How dare they refuse to say their name in a wrong accent & not mangle their own family name so that I can feel more comfortable instead of look inside myself & examine why something as small as *a person’s name* makes me uncomfortable in the first place?? This is an outrage!’” she wrote.
Speaking of outrage...Business InsiderNew Yorkers blame "Villian" Cortez for killing Amazon jobs.
A poll of registered voters in New York found that more than a third blamed Rep. Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez for Amazon's cancellation of its plans to build a second headquarters in the Long Island City neighborhood of Queens.
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Ocasio-Cortez ... celebrated when Amazon announced it was pulling out of New York.

Thursday, March 7, 2019

Libs Omar, Cortez, Tlaib Serve Pelosi Platter of Ass.

Daily Wire: Cortez, Omar, Tlaib Normalizing Anti-Semitism.
A trio of far-left Democrats are normalizing blatant anti-Semitism in the Democratic Party as leaders in the party idly stand by and refuse to condemn their actions and statements.
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Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), Ilhan Omar (D-MN), and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) — all new members of Congress — have all defended anti-Semites or espoused anti-Semitic positions over the last several months.
Vice NewsHouse resolution condemns many things meant to address Omar.
“Why are we doing this?” said Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman, a New Jersey Democrat, in a closed-door House Democratic Caucus meeting, according to the Washington Post. “We’ve individually and collectively already responded to the fact that we oppose all isms that do not treat people in this country fairly and justly.”

Omar’s progressive colleague in the House, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, also publicly pondered why the resolution targeted Omar, specifically, and not other members’ conduct.
NY Post: Watered-down condemnation resolution.
...following a backlash from young Democrats, Speaker Nancy Pelosi backed down Thursday, instead introducing a kitchen sink resolution[.]
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“Why are we unable to singularly condemn anti-Semitism? Why can’t we call it anti-Semitism and show we’ve learned the lessons of history?” [asked Rep. Ted Deutch (D-Fla.)].

Rep. Eliot Engel (D-NY), who heads the Foreign Affairs Committee where Omar has a seat, questioned why a move to condemn Omar’s hateful remarks had devolved into little more than an obvious statement that hatred in all its forms is bad.
NPRIlhan Omar not named in resolution.
It is the second time that the House voted to condemn anti-Semitism as a rebuke of Omar, although she is not named in either resolution.
Freshman Rep Omar serves Platter d'Or Ass to Septuagenarian Pelosi .

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Ocasio-Cortez Solves Another Vexing Puzzle. Claims Pelosi tasking her with busywork.

Grabien News: Cortez claims Nancy Pelosi gives her busywork to keep her out of spotlight.
"...my hands are full. And sometimes I wonder if they’re trying to keep me busy," [said the JUNIOR DEM Rep from  NY].
 


...and her explanation of the solved puzzle. 

She now pretends "big peoples'"  job. 

Although, she discovered that portal to another dimension.  For which she could be awarded a Nobel Prize.

Sunday, July 3, 2022

A new story from ex-bartender Cortez? Claims she was raped.

TMZ: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Tells Crowd She Was Raped, Abortion Must be an Option.

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has made the overturning of Roe vs. Wade personal to make her point ... telling protesters in NYC she had been raped and thank God abortion was an option, although that never came to pass.
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She said, "I myself, when I was about 22 or 23 years old, was raped when I was living here in New York City. I was completely alone. In fact, I felt so alone that I had to take a pregnancy test in a public bathroom in midtown Manhattan."

AOC went on ... "When I sat there waiting for what the result would be, all I could think was: Thank God I have, at least, a choice. Thank God I could, at least, have the freedom to choose my destiny. I didn't know then, as I was waiting, that it would come up negative[.]"

WHAT? I know in the past she said she, "feared being raped during the INSURRECTION," even though she was nowhere near the INSURRECTIONISTS.

I searched, couldn't find anything from her from the past of this new rape story.

"I myself, when I was about 22 or 23 years old, was raped...[.]"

Who uses this language of, "I, myself...."  To me, that sounds like someone premeditating, "I'm about to tell a mistruth so I have to tee it up good."

Wouldn't you know your exact age if you were raped, or attacked or some how assaulted, and other factors of such a horrific incident? The day, the time, the weather? Okay, yes, trauma blunting out recollection. But of your exact age...you don't remember?

Not buying her story.

Please drop a comment if she's ever told this story before. If it's true, it's terrible and I'll be happy to retract my opinion that she's just making up a story for the Liberal Narrative. My searches yielded no results of her telling this story in the past.

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Cortez discovers portal to other dimensions in her kitchen sink.

Everyone has already seen this, it's all over social media. More intellectual brilliance from the puzzle-solving Alex O. Kotex Cortez:


She claims she's unfamiliar with garbage disposals. Never seen one before, she says.

I guess those residences in wealthy Westchester County where she grew up didn't have garbage disposals?

And, of the garbage disposal, she says, "it's terrifying."

Well...there ya go. Dress the kids up as a garbage disposal for Halloween this year. Make sure to go to Cortez's house. She'll be frightened. Scary!

Friday, January 11, 2019

Who dis Cortez? AOC plays "big people" job.

AOC provides an endless amount of material to ridicule. Daily Mail:
Freshman lawmaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dropped a hammer on Joe Lieberman on Thursday, after the onetime Democratic vice presidential candidate said he feared her brand of high-tax socialism could doom the party's chances for long-term dominance in Congress.
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The 29-year-old Ocasio-Cortez retweeted the 76-year-old's sentiment with a four-word rejoinder: 'New party, who dis?'

But hey - AOC gets to play "big people" job.

Monday, April 1, 2019

AG Barr should April Fool's prank Pelosi.

Nancy Pelosi's phone rings; she answers: "Hello." On the line is AG William Barr.

AG Barr: I have the full, un-redacted Mueller report ready for you.

Pelosi: Really?

Barr: Nah, April Fool's. (Hangs up phone).

Pelosi: (Ponders if he really has the full, un-redacted Mueller report ready for her. Phones Cortez, describes Barr phone call to her).

Cortez: "Who dis?"

Pelosi and Cortez look up April Fool's Day on Wikipedia. Both of them, still confused and perplexed, consult their staffers. Staffers spend hours explaining and diagramming Barr's call to Pelosi.

Hours, days, weeks, months later...

Monday, June 3, 2019

Cortez: "I could win a Nobel Prize in Physics."

Well there Cortez, don't jump the gun saving Drafts anytime soon, or in the future, composing a "thank you-acceptance" speech.



Cortez did discover a portal to another dimension in her kitchen. Maybe I'm underestimating her? Naah.

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez upset over Tesla not giving back to taxpayers.

Her name is too many keystrokes, so from now on, she's AOC.

AOC to Tesla, "taxpayers have not seen a return on their investment." RT News:
Incoming New York congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is taking aim at that most sacred of American cows, the public-private partnership, criticizing Tesla for accepting government subsidies without giving back to the taxpayer.

“When we as a public choose to invest in new technologies, we deserve a return on that investment,” Ocasio-Cortez said during a climate change town hall event on Monday.
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While Tesla has certainly benefited from government subsidies, racking up $2.4 billion as of 2016, the company does not receive nearly as much from the taxpayer as other automakers like Ford, which received $4 billion during that same time, or GM, which got $5.8 billion.
Does she remember Solyndra and other green energy failures that cost taxpayers over $2.2 billion?  Or $4 billion annually to oil companies? (It's the NYT so it has to be true).

Is anyone documenting AOC's every clouded non-sequitur statement at some site or blog? How could anyone keep up? When would you sleep? It's not possible.

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Solves Vexing Puzzle

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, (D - New York's newly-elected U.S House of Representatives), proudly displays her success in accomplishing a 9-piece children's puzzle.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez holds puzzle she completed.

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Well, Miss Cortez...have you obtained "lots" of answers?

Three years ago today, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

So, Meeeeez Cortez...? "Answers" ?

Nah, she just moved on to the newest, shiny bouncing blue ball.

Sunday, January 13, 2019

Conservative Men Are Obsessed With, and are Convulsing in Anxiety, as AOC rises to influence. Yeah, that's the reason.

It's more like fascination with what outrageous AOC act or statement will occur next. While others have different opinions. And science. Can't forget the science. 

Laura Bassett, Senior Politics Reporter at the HuffPoPoo states science tells us why Conservative men are "obsessed" with AOC. HuffPoPoo:
Conservative writer Ed Scarry posted a photo of [Cortez's] backside on Twitter, questioning whether her black suit was befitting of a “girl who struggles.”
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A Republican strategist referred to her as “the little girl” on Fox News, which runs segments about her constantly.
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The obvious explanation is that men have literally never seen a woman in her 20s in the halls of Congress before. She’s attractive, telegenic and good at social media. She dances outside her Cannon House office. Conservative men are confused at being drawn to this bright rising star in the Democratic Party while loathing everything she stands for.
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...what you might call “AOC Derangement Syndrome.” Indeed, some experts say conservative men are obsessed with Ocasio-Cortez because they’re threatened by her. (ARFKM? - D.D.)

Conservatives tend to respond to fear more strongly than liberals do, according to Bobby Azarian, a neuroscientist whose expertise in anxiety has led him to examine political behaviors. His research has found that the brains of conservative people are likely to display the same attention biases as the brains of people with anxiety.
"Conservatives tend to respond to fear more strongly than liberals do." Please. Liberals fear everything. Even a border wall. Their entire political ideology is rooted in keeping themselves and their supporters in various states of fear. It's called fear-mongering.

The writer and neuroscientist are mistaking humorous reactions to AOC's real life antics as anxiety. I'll give the prognosis a shot from basic, Psych 101: When an adult acts childish and immature; "correction" (as in pointing out the multitude of factional errors AOC has stated) is how you can expect to be treated. And sometimes parody, satire and making fun of adult buffoonish behavior comes with it. Life is Hard.

I'd think a "telegenic, social media-aware, girl in her 20s" would know this, but maybe not. She turns 30 in October, not that it matters. Although I don't know anyone who refers to an almost-30-year-old as being "in their twenties." Except for the HuffPoPoo writer.

Her media interviews, her Tweets, her disrespect of past, SENIOR members of her own party, all warrant admonition and correction from others. She goes out of her way in calling attention to herself (I think she's attention-starved) and provides multiple daily episodes of her cluelessness. Of course people will react, correct, and yes, parody her.


Let's all pretend that the HuffPooPo story and Bobby the Neuroscientist are infallible. Damn, that sure says A LOT about "us Conservatives and men", huh?

We'll await a future column at the HuffPoPoo with Bobby the Neuroscientist's infallible conclusion analyzing why AOC's fellow Dems are CTSD (Current Traumatic Stress Disorder) and apoplectically anxiety-ridden over her behavior. You know...something more than the already DSM - 5 diagnosis of Biological LiberTardism.

If AOC was a Republican, she'd be referred as the term so often applied to the adversaries and targets of Minnesota's disgraced and resigned U.S. Senator, Al Franken, "an Idiot." She dishes it out, she's going to be on the reciprocating side as well. AOC is a public figure and an adult.

And, in what can only be some gross, inadvertent, unawareness and oversight on the part of the HuffPooPo, I could not find a single story on Ed Buck. What has happened to journalism?
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UPDATE: January 13, 2019: This is a story at the Huff on Ed Buck.
Good for you, Arianna. Now, just continue keeping clear of plagiarism.

Thursday, October 3, 2019

"We need to eat babies," Cortez is told at Townhall meeting. (VIDEO)


The video. Watch all of it: 


Read more at The Daily Wire:
"I love that you support the Green Deal, but it’s not getting rid of fossil fuel, it’s not going to solve the problem fast enough,” the woman continued. “A Swedish professor [said] we can eat dead people but that’s not fast enough. So I think your next campaign slogan has to be this: 'We got to start eating babies'! We don’t have enough time! There is too much CO2," [said the yet-to-be-identified woman].

Thursday, January 24, 2019

World News

Brisbane Times: Police hunting arsonist: "This is for Fu-king my wife."
An arsonist broke into the homeowner's ute before 8am, reversed it into the side of the Belah Street home in Ashmore, set the vehicle alight and the fire spread to the house.

The 46-year-old male resident was not home at the time.
 Image: 7 News Gold Coast/Queensland Police Service

I believe there is a Commandment that tells us, "thou shalt not noodle around with women whose spouse is an arsonist or can do things that blow-up real good."
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 A 2017 fire in California that killed 22 people and destroyed more than 5,600 structures was caused by a private electrical system adjacent to a home, California fire officials said Thursday, CNN reported.
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The Tubbs Fire started in Sonoma County on Oct. 8, 2017, burning 36,807 acres and destroying 5,636 structures, Cal Fire said.
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CNS News: AOC invokes the Bible.
Ocasio-Cortez did not indicate which translation of the Bible she was using or provide links to the passages she cited.
No...no she didn't. We couldn't expect her to accurately quote the Bible, should we? The Memes...oh how we'll be treated to the Memes!
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Mint Press: Kamela Harris wants Clinton-donor money.
In addition to having employed numerous Clinton and Obama staffers, Harris has also been busy privately courting their old donors. Notably, while she has been courting Clinton’s biggest and most influential donors during a series of private luncheons and meetings in the Hamptons, Harris’ fledgling campaign has been eager to portray her as a “crowd-funded” candidate. Indeed, when one visits Harris’ campaign website, a banner immediately appears that reads “Alert! Kamala refuses to accept donations from corporate PACS! Add your donation here.”
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BBC: Doomsday clock remains at 2 minutes til midnight.

Does the Doomsday clock get set ahead and behind an hour, during Daylight Saving Time?
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France 24: Davos elite want cake and to eat it too.
[Carl] Cederstrom, who is also the author of the book "The Happiness Fantasy", warned that the focus by employers on their staff's wellbeing allows them to "achieve more control over employees".

"Now even in work places where people work for the minimum wage they are expected to be happy," he said.

He said that many elites harbour a "naive illusion" that poverty can be resolved through personal fulfilment [sic] schemes.

"Happiness is such a vague idea that it is easily exploited."
Happiness was, for eight years, also known as Hope and Change.
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Canada Free Press: NY Gov Andrew Cuomo "wears" Devil Pink.
The shade Cuomo chose was a putrid pink that could be called Luciferian pink, a color that comes with an acrid odor of sulphur [sic].
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Courthouse News ServiceJudge says he is not fit to say what's best for gorilla.
Despite warnings that a 37-year-old ape might die if transferred to an Ohio zoo, a federal judge said Thursday he can only settle matters of law, not what’s best for the well-being of the late Koko the gorilla’s longtime friend Ndume.

I’m not the sterling professor of gorilla care,” U.S. District Judge Richard Seeborg said in court Thursday. “I’m a judge. I have to look at the contractual terms and see if the risks are so great as to defeat the contractual purpose.”
 Another reason we need gorillas as judges.