Al Gore SPAZ OUT at WEF.

Breitbart: Al Gore WEF Meltdown: ‘Boiling the Oceans,’ ‘Rain Bombs,’ a Billion ‘Climate Refugees’.

Former Vice President Al Gore said that “greenhouse gas pollution” was “boiling the oceans,” causing “rain bombs,” and creating “climate refugees” during remarks at a World Economic Forum (WEF) event in Davos, Switzerland on Tuesday.

Gore joined a panel discussion ostensibly examining what the WEF and the White House regularly describe as a “climate crisis” driven by consumption of fossil fuels. One of the panel’s hosts framed it as a “planetary crisis” driving “mass extinction” while “really putting humanity’s future at risk.”

Total SPAZZING starts at the 5 minute mark and escalates:

Albert Gore, JUNIOR...asswipe of the World.

This cautionary tale from 1978's Teh Science aged badly.

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How's the global warming going? Oh, it's bad. Look at the maps!

If only California was located near a large body of water.

Yahoo: As climate-change-fueled drought worsens, California issues water restrictions for millions of residents. 

Officials in California, now in its third year of drought that scientists have linked to climate change, have issued unprecedented water restrictions for millions of residents.
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...the Metropolitan Water District of Southern California (MWD) has issued restrictions on roughly 6 million customers. The cutback, which begins on June 1, prohibits residents from watering lawns and plants more than one day per week.
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“We are seeing conditions unlike anything we have seen before,” Adel Hagekhalil, the district’s general manager, told the Los Angeles Times. “We need serious demand reductions.”

Story Archived.

No, Adel, there is a demand for more water and you're unwilling to do what it takes to supply it. If you provide what the public needs, they can't be controlled and manipulated.

Gas-powered lawn equipment ban proposed in Santa Maria.

Santa Maria Times: Proposed ban on gas-powered lawn equipment worries Santa Maria-area landscapers.

California regulators have proposed a ban on the sale of gas-powered landscaping equipment, worrying Santa Maria Valley landscapers who say the move would impact their ability to serve their clients.

State regulators with the California Air Resources Board said they plan to ask board members to sign off on a plan by the end of the year to gradually reduce the emissions from items like lawn mowers and leaf blowers to zero.

The move is an important one to reduce air pollution, said Karen Caesar, a spokeswoman for the board.

Caesar said the work put into reducing pollution from car engines hasn’t translated at the same level for lawn mowers, and that the devices often emit more harmful gases than cars.

According to CARB, running the best-selling leaf blower for one hour releases as much smog-forming pollution as driving a 2017 Toyota Camry from Los Angeles to Denver.
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“When you’re talking about mowing a school, an electric piece of equipment to mow an area that big doesn’t exist,” he said. “You’d have to change 12 batteries to mow one grass area — that’s insane,” [said Neil Towery, general manager of All Weather Landscape Maintenance in Santa Maria].

Ernie Torres, who owns PJD Landscape Management, said electrical equipment wouldn't be practical for commercial landscapers.

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Santa Maria Times Archived

NBC/MSNBC Technical Difficulties best part of DEM Debate Wednesday night.

Other than the Tech Difficulties experience by NBC and MSNBC, the best moment was during the second half of Tuesday night's DEM 2019 Debate, Round One, when BOB O'Rourke, replying to NBC News Anchor Lester Holt, called him,  "John".

Technical Difficulties...priceless.

The Western Journal:  NBC Suffers Humiliating Malfunction During Democratic Debate, Forced To Cut to Commercial.

Other than that, all the DEM wannabes expressed dire pearl-clutching and hand-wringing over climate change global warming global cooling weather.

WSTP Tampa Bay: Democratic Debate Recap: Climate change urgency was a unifying debate topic.

The Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Hijacking

Bigfoot; Declassified by The FBI.

We knew all along.

Yahoo News: The truth is out there: FBI releases its file on Bigfoot.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation on Wednesday released a correspondence file containing the results of tests it performed on a tissue sample alleged to be from Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch — a purported human-like creature that was sporadically reported to be roaming the wilderness in the Pacific Northwest.
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“Will you kindly, to set the record straight, once and for all, inform us if the FBI has examined hair which might be that of a Bigfoot; when this took place; if it did take place; what the results of the analysis were,” Peter Byrne, director of the Bigfoot Information Center, wrote in a letter to the bureau.
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The FBI said it had no record of conducting such tests. (Ah, The old Roswell Ploy. - D.D.)
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But in a subsequent letter addressed to Byrne, dated Dec. 15. 1976, Jay Cochran Jr., assistant director of the FBI’s Scientific and Technical Services division, told him to send the sample to the FBI Laboratory in Washington.

“The FBI Laboratory conducts examinations primarily of physical evidence for law enforcement agencies in connection with criminal investigations,” Cochran wrote. “Occasionally, on a case-by-case basis, in the interest of research and scientific inquiry, we make exceptions to this general policy. With this understanding, we will examine the hairs and tissue mentioned in your letter.”

Three months later, the FBI reported the results of its tests.

“The hairs are of deer family origin,” Cochran wrote.

Sasquatch-Deer? Deer-Sasquatch? ManBearPig! That's it!

The 22-page FBI release. Page 16 below, confirming "deer hair-family origins":

More global warming alarmism; U.S. cities and landmarks COULD be underwater...by 2100.

(Big sigh...)

Business Insider: Disturbing before-and-after photos show how US cities — and their famous landmarks — could be underwater in 80 years.

A few years ago, the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change predicted that the world's sea levels would rise an additional 3 feet by 2100. But earlier this week, a study in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences more than doubled this worst-case estimate, predicting that sea levels could rise by around 6.5 feet in the same time frame.

For coastal cities like New York and San Francisco, this spells bad news for low-lying waterfront neighborhoods — and the many landmarks within them.

Climate Central's Google Earth plug-in shows what US cities would look like in the most extreme cases of sea-level rise.

And we know we can completely Trust in the accuracy of Teh Googel, right?

Statue of Liberty - current.

 Statue of Liberty - underwater.

 Palm Beach, FL - current

 Palm Beach, FL - underwater

PROS: 

Significant reduction in street vehicles and pedestrian traffic!

More places accessible by boats! More boating! Yay!

Long drives to the beaches eliminated!

Home-to-work commute by water-sking!

Fishing easily available almost everywhere!

Can play "Waterworld" for real!
Reductions in home and business fires!
Porpoise Lassoing finally legalized and recognized as a sport!
Fun times at High Tide!
Finally a reality to living under the sea.
Ski-jetting everywhere!
Big decrease of lawns to mow and maintain.
Good deterrent to Zombie attacks.
More Hydroponic alternatives.
Fewer seasonal allergies.

CONS:
Extra water.
Possible increased risk of Cthulhus.

Did I miss any?

WWW Interwebz Terns Thrrity Yearz Old. Al Gore Proud Dad, Super Cereal!

PC Mag: Happy Birthday, Web Turns 30.

But not really. Computer Hope: Web older than it appears.

Pocket-Lint: (Commercial) Web creator, Tim Berners-Lee concerned about downward spiral.

MakeUseOf.com: Help Berners-Lee save the web.

And then, there's the reason for the existence of the web as given by fictional character George Costanza, from "Seinfeld".

Don't doubt Albert, Junior. He's Cereal. Super Cereal!

Upper Midwest expecting a billion feet of snow. Blizzard conditions. Hazardous roads. Climate Keeps Changing? World Ending? Summer not expected until September.

National Weather Service map: Upper Midwest buried in snow.

News Channel 5: Mid-Tennessee storm alert Saturday.

The Denver Channel: Denver mild, but more snow in mountains and next week.

NBC Chicago: Mild, flurries, chilly, warmer; more snow next week.

AccuWeather: South-central states possible tornadoes, rain, hail, flooding.

National Weather Service: Snow in southwest Montana.

National Weather Service: Hazardous Marine conditions off Alaskan coast.

Use safety and caution out there. Make a phone call and check in with family and friends who...are a bit older...ask them if they need anything. Chances are they won't, but they'll be glad you called.

And - don't go out there.

Here comes more global warming Climate Change!

The calm...

Before the storms.

Map: Weather.gov

WCCO CBS: More snow, winds 40-50 mph.

I picked the wrong week(end) to...

Minnesota Blizzard? No, we've been lying for years.

This is what it was like earlier today in Minneapolis.

We've been lying for so long to the rest of the country, and world, about harsh Minnesota winters. We don't want others to know how easy we have it.

More Midwest Snow. More... Global Warming. Global Cooling. Climate Change.ManBearPig ALERT!We Didn't Listen!

Damn it people, we didn't listen.

FOX 9 KMSP: More snow.

The Twin Cities metro is now estimated to get around 4 to 6 inches of snow between Wednesday and Thursday evenings. Northwestern Wisconsin and northeastern Minnesota could see 6 to 8 inches during that time.

This is nothing compared to the snowfall in other parts of U.S. The Twin Cities winter, so far, has been this: November; got some snow, had a few cold days here and there, there was light snow coverage on lawns around Thanksgiving. December; warmed up, snow melted, didn't get any significant snow, cold days, then higher than average, brown lawns snow-free. January; some decent and tolerable days, a Polar Vortex plunge (that was fun), some sub-zero days, then a few warmer than average. February; expected temps and it snowed yesterday.

National Weather Service

WeatherUnderground; other winter storm alerts: Kansas, Wisconsin, Iowa, and a lot of other parts of the U.S.  

So many other parts of the country have had far more dumps of snow. I feel for ya, folks; we know what it's like.

Could ManBearPig be real?

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Corrected link to KMSP 2/06/2019

Super cereal Al Gore masquerading as Greta, a 15-year old girl.

Okay, the Rectal Thermometer of the Word, Albert Gore, Junior, (I hear he invented the internet and he once was the vice president of the United States, but I can't confirm either one), isn't really masquerading as a 15-year old girl named Greta. But this story is so enjoyable. A 15-year old girl sounds just like every adult Liberal Global Warming Alarmist. Or, is that every adult Liberal Global Warming Alarmist sounds just like a 15-year old girl?

From Common Dreams: (Yeah, I know...I'll give you time to stop laughing, "CD", heh no bias there.....)

Headline: "We Have Not Come Here to Beg World Leaders to Care,' 15-Year-Old Greta Thunberg Tells COP24. 'We Have Come to Let Them Know Change Is Coming".

"Since our leaders are behaving like children, we will have to take the responsibility they should have taken long ago," said Thunberg, who has garnered international notoriety for weekly climate strikes outside her school in Sweden, during a speech on Monday.
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Thunberg explained that while the world consumes an estimated 100 million barrels of oil each day, "there are no politics to change that. There are no politics to keep that oil in the ground. So we can longer save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed."

Sounds just like a fifteen year old adult Liberal Global Warming Alarmist.

Speaking of The Rectal Thermometer of The World, here's a quote from Greta Albert Gore, Junior. WBUR:

[WBUR]:  On what he [Albert Gore, Junior] thought when he saw there was another recount in Florida this year, nearly two decades after the recount there during the 2000 presidential election

[Gore]: "How do you spell PTSD, boys and girls? I got lots of emails and phone calls from close friends in Florida who certainly told me that it was not a happy experience to go through. And more seriously, it is truly astonishing that after 18 years, they have not been able to come up with a system that is more reliable and more honest. It also should be shocking to all of us as Americans that voter suppression is still being pursued relentlessly by Republican operatives and officeholders like the former secretary of state of Georgia, and in Mississippi and in many places — that's just un-American and it's time for that to stop."

Sound just like...a fifteen year old child Albert Gore, Junior.

Will you be tuning in The Albert Gore, Junior, 24-hour Global Warming Alarmathon? Probably a comedy goldmine.

Manbearpig  ... we didn't listen...we didn't listen!