Super cereal Al Gore masquerading as Greta, a 15-year old girl.

Okay, the Rectal Thermometer of the Word, Albert Gore, Junior, (I hear he invented the internet and he once was the vice president of the United States, but I can't confirm either one), isn't really masquerading as a 15-year old girl named Greta. But this story is so enjoyable. A 15-year old girl sounds just like every adult Liberal Global Warming Alarmist. Or, is that every adult Liberal Global Warming Alarmist sounds just like a 15-year old girl?

From Common Dreams: (Yeah, I know...I'll give you time to stop laughing, "CD", heh no bias there.....)

Headline: "We Have Not Come Here to Beg World Leaders to Care,' 15-Year-Old Greta Thunberg Tells COP24. 'We Have Come to Let Them Know Change Is Coming".

"Since our leaders are behaving like children, we will have to take the responsibility they should have taken long ago," said Thunberg, who has garnered international notoriety for weekly climate strikes outside her school in Sweden, during a speech on Monday.
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Thunberg explained that while the world consumes an estimated 100 million barrels of oil each day, "there are no politics to change that. There are no politics to keep that oil in the ground. So we can longer save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed."

Sounds just like a fifteen year old adult Liberal Global Warming Alarmist.

Speaking of The Rectal Thermometer of The World, here's a quote from Greta Albert Gore, Junior. WBUR:

[WBUR]:  On what he [Albert Gore, Junior] thought when he saw there was another recount in Florida this year, nearly two decades after the recount there during the 2000 presidential election

[Gore]: "How do you spell PTSD, boys and girls? I got lots of emails and phone calls from close friends in Florida who certainly told me that it was not a happy experience to go through. And more seriously, it is truly astonishing that after 18 years, they have not been able to come up with a system that is more reliable and more honest. It also should be shocking to all of us as Americans that voter suppression is still being pursued relentlessly by Republican operatives and officeholders like the former secretary of state of Georgia, and in Mississippi and in many places — that's just un-American and it's time for that to stop."

Sound just like...a fifteen year old child Albert Gore, Junior.

Will you be tuning in The Albert Gore, Junior, 24-hour Global Warming Alarmathon? Probably a comedy goldmine.

Manbearpig  ... we didn't listen...we didn't listen!