Florida woman performing oral sex on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van.

Daily Mail: Florida woman performing oral sex on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van.

A Florida driver nearly had his penis bitten off by a woman giving him oral sex after he 'lost control' of his car in a head-on collision.

Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue responded to an accident on North Ocean Boulevard and 19th Street on Thursday after the unidentified man crashed his vehicle into a FedEx van, according to The Star.

Authorities told Local 10 News that the man 'lost control' of the vehicle around 7pm after becoming distracted by his girlfriend's sexual acts.
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The driver sustained injuries in his groin area, but otherwise was fine. The woman was said to have sustain mild injuries on impact, according to The Star.

"...but otherwise was fine." Yeah. Okay.

*Typo fix, "groan" to "groin". Odd b/c I copy pasted.