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2 workers fall into chocolate tank at Mars facility in Pennsylvania.

NY Post: 2 workers fall into chocolate tank at Mars facility in Pennsylvania.

Two employees at a Mars food processing plant in Pennsylvania needed to be rescued after they fell into a tank of chocolate Thursday, according to reports.

The pair fell waist-deep into a tank at the candy giant’s facility in Elizabethtown just before 2 p.m., PennLive.com reported, citing Lancaster County dispatchers.

The chocolate-coated victims weren’t hurt, but couldn’t get out of the tank on their own, dispatchers told the outlet. They were identified as workers at the facility by WHP-TV.
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A man who answered the phone at the facility on Brown Street said he had no additional information to provide.

“I don’t know anything,” he told The Post before abruptly hanging up.

Mars produces some of the most iconic treats at its factories, including M&M’s, Snickers and Skittles candies. It’s unclear what brand was connected to the incident.

“I don’t know anything,” he told The Post before abruptly hanging up.

^ A future democrat politician!

Florida woman performing oral sex on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van.

Daily Mail: Florida woman performing oral sex on driver nearly bites his penis off when they get into head-on collision with FedEx van.

A Florida driver nearly had his penis bitten off by a woman giving him oral sex after he 'lost control' of his car in a head-on collision.

Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue responded to an accident on North Ocean Boulevard and 19th Street on Thursday after the unidentified man crashed his vehicle into a FedEx van, according to The Star.

Authorities told Local 10 News that the man 'lost control' of the vehicle around 7pm after becoming distracted by his girlfriend's sexual acts.
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The driver sustained injuries in his groin area, but otherwise was fine. The woman was said to have sustain mild injuries on impact, according to The Star.

"...but otherwise was fine." Yeah. Okay.

*Typo fix, "groan" to "groin". Odd b/c I copy pasted.

Freeway sign falls on car during traffic in Australia.

ABC Action News: Freeway sign falls, hits car in Melbourne.

The story reports the driver suffered only minor injuries.