Aim for the libbies, honey. The smile on her face at the end is priceless!

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Teach this to your children. Or don't, if you prefer to raise servile plebes.

Well, in the first place an armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization. That’s a personal evaluation only. But gunfighting has a strong biological use. We do not have enough things to kill off the weak and the stupid these days. But to stay alive as an armed citizen a man has to be either quick with his wits or with his hands, preferably both. It’s a good thing.

- Robert A. Heinlein, "Beyond This Horizon"; Chapter 15.