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Friday, March 27, 2020

"The Inn is closed," says MN DEM Gov. Tim Walz. Ham-Head declares, "shelter in place."

What a difference a bit of time, panic, frenzy, "free" Federal money, pandering to minorities, fear-mongering and hack political partisanship makes, hey Timmy?


Minneapolis Red Star Tribune (Archived) December 13, 2019: Gov. Tim Walz to Trump on refugees: 'The inn is not full in Minnesota'.
Gov. Tim Walz notified the Trump administration Friday that the state will continue to welcome refugees, pointedly saying that the “inn is not full in Minnesota.”
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 “Refugees strengthen our communities. Bringing new cultures and fresh perspectives, they contribute to the social fabric of our state. Opening businesses and supporting existing ones, they are critical to the success of our economy,” [wrote Walz].
Bring Me The News (Archived) March 25, 2020: Gov. Walz announces 'stay at home' order for Minnesota.
[MN Governor Tim Walz] announced Minnesota would become the latest state to impose a stricter "shelter in place" order, starting Friday at 11:59 p.m.

However, the order is only going to be in place for 2 weeks.
This vacuous, media-whore (Walz can't go 24 hours without sticking his head like a canned ham in front of a camera or microphone) governor is now in self-quarantine because he may have been in contact with someone infected with Covid-19.

What happens after Gov. Ham-Head's two week shelter-in-place is up? I guess the Inn re-opens for welcoming back all infectious diseases and invasive species.

Minnesota - how and why TF did you elect this Big-Government, anti 2A/gun control freak,  polarizing, liberal, Trump-hating asshat? 

Wait - I know your response: "My parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, great-great grandparents all voted Democrat. So I vote Democrat." You're not doing yourselves or anyone else any favors. Maybe you will learn this if you live long enough. Maybe not. Some learn at a slower rate than others. Some never learn.

Last Call comes early tonight.

And in case you didn't know, Wash your hands...

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

What's news? Some old, some new.

A mix of current events and news all crammed into one post.


It's amazing that, in what is over four weeks old, no one can identify the two people in VA DEMOCRAT Gov Ralph "Klansman or Blackface" Northam. No one. No one from the class(es) included in the yearbook, none of the others appearing in other pictures, the staff, the editors. No one.

It's not amazing he hasn't resigned or been forced out of office. The racism of Dems...oh, that's easily overlooked by the party of the KKK. When a political party created from the formation of the KKK rears its ugly head of racism...they receive a "Get out of Racism Charges Free" Card. We learned this long ago with Dem/KKK Grand Kleagle Robert "White Nigger" Byrd. He died in June, 2010. I enjoyed reading his obituary.

Northam and wife Pam "Here, have some cotton" Northam.

Then, Mrs. Ralph Northam, hands out cotton to Black students, asking them to "imagine being a slave." This is the second, most stupid woman on earth. The Queen of Stupid is Joyless Behar. But Mrs. Northam, well, she's really trying to overtake Behar's Number One Spot. Maybe on Passover, April 20, Pam Northam can hand out Swastikas to some Jewish children and ask them to "imagine what it's like being in a concentration camp."

R.Kelly's cries and whining made me laugh! Histrionics...the obvious and expected reactions of an innocent person. R. Kelly...what a little bitch.


Anyone hear from Jussie Smollett recently? He's off the MSM radar coverage cycle. The MSM can't and won't continue reporting on a "minority" who stages his own hate attack, blaming it on the political climate and supporters of President Donald Trump.

Nanny Pelosi invokes The Constitution. Who knew she knew about this document? Amazing. Well, live and learn.

An AOC staffer, and maybe AOC too, were photographed eating hamberders. She fumed and became defensive when this news hit the media.

And AOC is under scrutiny for staff mismanagement of campaign funds. She's so brilliant and educated that it's difficult to believe she didn't know, and isn't aware, of the legal ramifications of this.

The satanic Denver International Airport, the center of the NWO, has a talking, interactive gargoyle. What better way for the NWO'ers and Illuminati to hide their agenda in plain sight. I'd like to interact with the gargoyle and ask him it if it approves of child sacrifices and if his/its father is George Soros, aka Gyorgy Schwartz. 'Ya ever notice his first actual birth-name ends in the letters "orgy"?

A doppelganger of sHrillary Clinton spoke at Selma, Alabama. We know it was a doppelganger because she flapped those fat lips of hers for over six minutes, somehow managing to avoid her chronic and usual coughing spells. She didn't lapse into her "spasm zone" either. Well, it wasn't Hillary, it was her doppelganger.

Speaking of Mrs. Clinton, still - somewhere, someone out there - is in possession of her missing emails. They are out there somewhere. They have to be. She also gets a "Get Out of Racism Free Card" because she's a Lib. Her using the term "sand nigger", oh, her party and the MSM spend no time covering this. Is racism subjective dependent upon one's political party affiliation?
From: Hillary Clinton To: Robert Russo Date: 2012-03-05 02:55 Subject: FYI, FIRST ENGLISH TRANSLATION.
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"And now the guys in the van are perhaps not quite as nice before, because it is getting late and they want to get back and wonder what have they done to have deserved copping this sand nigger and what are they going to do with him now."
Her using racist terms is nothing new. But she's never held accountable for it.


We should all feel really sorry for Minnesota's radical Islamist-Terrorist sympathizer Congresswohman Ilhan Omar, the anti-Semite elected by the 5th congressional district of Minnesota, which includes the city of Minneapolis. She feels she's being picked on. Oh, The Horrah! The 5th district must be so proud of her. Same for all the Far-Left leaning Jews who live in her district. Yes, 5th district, you elected the cream of the crop with Omar. You get the anti-Semites you elect. Now, live with it.

Bernie Sanders, presidential candidate for the party of Karl Marx, recently demonstrated the Liberal wealth-envy ideology by saying he didn't have a wealthy father - a comparison to Trump's father. Bernie's dad sold paint. Nothing wrong with that. There's also nothing wrong with being a real estate developer.

Bernie is envious that he hasn't accumulated the same amount of wealth as has President Trump. Maybe that's because while Citizen Trump was working (actually working) in developing a successful real estate business, Bernie was actively writing pornography about how women fantasize about being gang raped by several men. Bernie gets a pass on his writings because he's a Commie.

"Rape is Okay", by Bernard Sanders

The Insane Liberal Clown Posse (the ILCP) and their Green New Deal (GND) looks forward to a day without airplanes, hamberders, the internal combustion engine and the use of fossil fuels.

Let's all pretend the ILCP, their GND and all the global warming global cooling climate change data is real, factual and un-rebuttable. In keeping with eliminating those "luxuries", shouldn't the ILCP shut down the entire entertainment industry? Movies, music, concerts, television, theater?

The entertainment industry consumes fossil fuels like Ted Kennedy drank Irish Whiskey. Do we really need movies, television, music? Do we really need computers, cell phones, iPhones? Again, no one - especially this new group of self-righteous pubescent and pre-pubescent crowd who subscribe to the "environmental sky is falling" mentality - bothers to address the issue of child slave labor mining lithium and cobalt. No...the enemy is fossil fuels. Child slave labor? Expendable. "Drill, Baby Drill" is entirely appropriate, for the ILCP, as long as it's cobalt and lithium.

MN Gov Timmy "Celebrity Canned Ham Head" Waltz, Uber-Lib, is making the most of his new-found celebrity-hood as the state's highest elected official. I don't think a day has gone by since he was sworn into office where he hasn't made an appearance somewhere, spouting some silly, hackneyed, rhetoric, that his mug hasn't found its way to a camera.


Timmy is doing all he can do in advancing the confiscation of firearms of legal gun owners. So all you MN Dems who claim you believe in the Second Amendment (who also hunt and competition sport-shoot, which has nothing to do with the Second Amendment anyway), you just keep voting for the candidate with a "D" behind their names because that's how your parents and grandparents voted. Vote for a Republican? They're only for the rich and business sector. Thankfully, the majority-Republican MN Senate should reject any bill seeking to infringe on our Constitutional Right. Or not. I never underestimate the ability of any Republican voting like a Democrat.

Here's a question for the Gun Control Crowd: What common sense gun legislation would you advise that will prevent an active, serving, law enforcement officer from illegally selling guns to gang members?

Every supporter of the Second Amendment needs to view two videos at the Gun Blog Black List (GBBL). The first video is on H.R. 1112 and the second video H.R. 1263.


Not sure what I believe is going on in Venezuela. Is the no-food available anywhere political optics for the world stage? Because other reports show food is plentiful and available.

Those of us who want no part of the ILCP should refrain from calling for resignations or censures of the likes of Minnesota's Pillow Case Congresswohman, Michigan's Talalaia Tlaib or the former NY bartender who now gets to play "Big People" job. Let them run free. Let them speak. Distribute their remarks. Their words and actions work so well against the Libs, let them bury themselves.

A man, illegally carrying a gun - a .9mm - holstered it in the front of, and inside, his pants. He went to adjust it, it fired, the bullet entered just above his penis and exited through his scrotum. Just a reminder that using your crotch as a holster isn't a good choice.

Sharia Law Patrol has been up and running in NYC. Coming soon to a neighborhood like yours. But Libs will be  supportive of this because at least no one will be wearing MAGA hats.

Potential Dem 2020 Prez Candidate Gropin' Joe Biden sure is creepy. You do know Social Climbing Joe, (turns age 78 in November 2020), received FIVE deferments for military service for asthma.

While his asthma kept him out of Vietnam, his asthma, strangely, did not prevent him from playing football, baseball and lifeguard duty. And Biden lied, and continues lying, that the driver who struck and killed his first wife was driving under the influence of alcohol. This is a wholly manufactured lie on Biden's part. That he continues perpetuating this fiction is shameful. But, no one has ever accurately assessed that Liberals are remotely familiar with shame.

Sometimes, while I think Roseanne Barr is "a little too far out there", I think she makes a lot of sense here.

"Carlos Danger" aka Anthony Weiner

Why haven't we heard of any progress on the seized laptop of Huma Abedin and her hubby Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner? (Carlos Danger...). Last I recall reports of what was on that laptop made hardened, NYC cops sick and nauseated by what they viewed. Weiner served only a 15-month prison term. He was granted early release for good behavior. Well, that must be one of the perks in being a Liberal and Clinton loyalist.

The above are just a few of the stories I let sink in over the past few weeks. I guess, maybe, avoiding daily and regular updating eventually leads to long, and perhaps, boring updates like this one.

I'll be back to updating on a more regular basis, but will wait a few days. I know reading something this lengthy sucks. If you've managed to make it through this, you're a far better reader than I am a writer.

Is Hillary president yet?

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Thursday, January 10, 2019

MN Gov Proclaims Diversity Exec Order

KSTP News: MN Gov Tim Walz Canned Ham's Executive Order, Council of Diversity.
Gov. Tim Walz signed his first executive order Wednesday.

The order established the One Minnesota Council on Diversity, Inclusion and Equity.

It reportedly expands upon a council formed by former governor Mark Dayton in an effort to include individuals from different backgrounds throughout the state.

According to a release from Walz's office, the order he has signed is expected to further the council's mission, "expanding its scope to address geographic diversity as well as important considerations around equity in Minnesota."

Gee. Gov. Canned Ham expanded a program begun by his predecessor Richie Rich Mark Dayton. Walz is just another in a long line of Minnesota Big, Expansive, Government politicians. The elected Dems can't wait to start spending. Canned Ham begins his term with a $ 1.5 BILLION SURPLUS. "Surplus" is a misnomer. The state overcharged everyone again. And they act like it's a surplus. If this were a business or company overcharging customers, the state AG would file suit the moment of hearing one, lonely outcry of unjust financial enrichment.

Below are results from a basic image on Tim Walz. See if you can spot all the diversity among his supporters and friends.









I generally and deliberately blur faces of kids under the adult legal age of 18, so that's why some of the pics are that way. Other than that, the pics are, like I said, from a general image search on Tim(my) Walz. The Liberal Illusion of Diversity is what matters.

Monday, January 7, 2019

MN Governor Switcheroo. Out: Mark Dayton Richie Rich; In: Another Tim"my"

Some might call him Tim.

Considering our last Tim, maybe the Minnesota Legislature can pony up a Bill, signed by the new Tim, decreeing no more governors in MN can have the name Tim. Or Timmy. Or any variation thereof.

"No more Tim-mahs?"



The new Dem Governor Timmy Walz Canned Ham is anxious to raise the gas tax. Time will tell, Timmy.

Gov Canned Ham will take the oath of office January 7, 2019.


Mark Dayton Richie Rich can return to frolicking in the vast Dayton family fortune. Good riddance. Go to the cabin. Fish. Read comic books. Do the Soduko. Sign-up and Volunteer for Meals on Wheels. Promise to steer clear of public office, elected and appointed. Be retired.